I.--THE PINK HIPPOPOTAMUS. (CONTINUED.)

I ought to mention that the Ranee, the aunt of my darling CHUDDAH, was

as susceptible as she was haughty and ferocious. During my stay in the

capital I had had several interviews with her, and I could not

disguise from myself--why should I?--that she regarded me with no

common favour. Indeed, she had taken the somewhat extreme step of

informing me semi-officially (so that she might afterwards, if

necessary, be at liberty to disavow it) that, if I would only consent

to marry her, she would undertake to poison Sir BONAMY BATTLEHORN. I

should thus be elevated not only to the supreme command of the British

forces, but also to the throne of the Diamond City. But I withstood

her blandishments, captivated, as I was, by the tender maidenly

loveliness of CHUDDAH, and the wicked old woman had sworn to have her

revenge. I had, of course, a staunch ally in her brother, the MEEBHOY,

but in his disabled condition, that veteran warrior could be of little

real use to me. Still he knew of my love for his niece CHUDDAH, and,

knowing all my worth, he had already consecrated with his blessing our

prospective union. On this particular evening I found CHUDDAH in her

cosy little boudoir alone, save for the presence of her stout and

comfortable old Ayah or Nana. The darling girl sprang up as I entered

the room and threw herself into my arms in a passion of affection. I

gently disengaged her arms from about my neck, and proceeded, as best

I could, to inform her that I had come to take leave of her for a

short time. Her grief was terrible to witness.

"Oh, my own!" she sobbed (I translate her language); "my very, very

own, my tall and gorgeously beautiful son of the fair-faced English,

my moon of radiant splendour, my star of aspiring hope, say not thou

art come to say farewell, say it not my dearest Duffadar, for CHUDDAH

cannot bear it."

"But, my darling," I urged, "duty calls, and CHUDDAH would not have

her ORLANDO flinch."

The beautiful girl admitted the force of this appeal and a renewed

scene of affectionate leave-taking took place. Suddenly the Ayah, who

up to this moment had been dozing in her arm-chair, rose, and holding

up a warning hand said, "Hist!"

We did so, alarmed by the impressive air of the good old nurse.

"Hist! What is that sound?"

[Illustration: "Hist! What is that sound?"]

I listened intently, and sure enough heard a faint tapping, proceeding

apparently from the floor under my feet.

"I suspect treachery," continued the Ayah hurriedly. "'Twas only

yester morn I saw YOUBYOUB scowling at us as we passed by on our early

walk. Oh, beware, my lord, of YOUBYOUB."

This YOUBYOUB, I ought to say, was the young and bloodthirsty Prince

of the Lozen Jehs, a tribe of wild warriors from the north. Betrothed

to the beautiful CHUDDAH at an early age, he naturally viewed with

hatred the advent of one on whom nature had bestowed her favours so

bountifully, and who was bound, therefore, to make himself dear to

CHUDDAH. I knew he detested me, but I had hitherto scorned him. I was

now to discover my mistake.

Scarcely had the words left the Ayah's lips when a loud rumbling made

itself heard: the floor seemed to heave in one terrific crash, there

was a horrible explosion, and before I had time to realise what had

happened we three, CHUDDAH, the Ayah and I, were being propelled

upwards into space at the rate of at least a thousand miles an hour.

(_To be continued._)

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[Illustration: "_ARE_ YOU COMIN' 'OME?"

"I'LL DO ELLYTHIK YOU _LIKE_ IN REASOL, M'RIA--(_hic_)--BUR I _WON'T_

COME 'OME."]

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