QUEER QUERIES.

THE TITHES QUESTION.--I am the Vicar of a country Church in Wales; but

owing to the total failure of my last attempt to distrain on the stock of a

neighbouring farmer, on which occasion I was tossed over a hedge by an

infuriated cow, my family and myself are starving. I wish to know if I can

legally pawn the lectern, the ancient carved pulpit, and several rare old

sedilia in the Church? Or they would be exchanged for an immediate supply

of their value in groceries.--URGENT.

ANNOYANCE FROM NEIGHBOUR.--I live in a quiet street, and my next-door

neighbour has suddenly converted his house into a Fried Fish Shop. Some of

his boxes protrude into my front garden. Have I the right of seizing them,

and eating contents, supposing them to be fit for human consumption? My

house is perpetually filled with the aroma of questionable herrings, and

very pronounced haddocks. I have asked, politely, for compensation, and

received only bad language. What should be my next step?--PERPLEXED.

DEED OF GIFT.--Upon my eldest son's marriage I wish to make him a really

handsome money present. My idea is to hand over to him £100, on condition

that he repays me ten per cent, as long as I live, my age now being

forty-five. Then as to security. Had I better get a Bill of Sale on the

furniture, which he has just had given him by his wife's father for their

new house, or how can I most effectually bind him?--GENEROUS PARENT.

HOLIDAY TRIP.--Would one of your readers inform me of a locality where I

can take my next summer's holiday of a month, for £3 10_s._, fare included?

It must be near the sea and high mountains, with a genial though bracing

climate. Good boating and bathing. Strictly honest lodging-house keepers

and romantic surroundings indispensable.--EASY TO PLEASE.

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