Mrs. Apperthwaite's was a commodious old house, the greater part of it
of about the same age, I judged, as its neighbor; but the late Mr.
Apperthwaite had caught the Mansard fever of the late 'Seventies, and
the building-disease, once fastened upon him, had never known a
convalescence, but, rather, a series of relapses, the tokens of which,
in the nature of a cupola and a couple of frame turrets, were
terrifyingly apparent. These romantic misplacements seemed to me not
inharmonious with the library, a cheerful and pleasantly shabby
apartment down-stairs, where I found (over a substratum of history,
encyclopaedia, and family Bible) some worn old volumes of Godey's Lady's
Book, an early edition of Cooper's works; Scott, Bulwer, Macaulay,
Byron, and Tennyson, complete; some odd volumes of Victor Hugo, of the
elder Dumas, of Flaubert, of Gautier, and of Balzac; Clarissa, Lalla
Rookh, The Alhambra, Beulah, Uarda, Lucile, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Ben-Hur,
Trilby, She, Little Lord Fauntleroy; and of a later decade, there were
novels about those delicately tangled emotions experienced by the
supreme few; and stories of adventurous royalty; tales of “clean-limbed
young American manhood;” and some thin volumes of rather precious verse.
'Twas amid these romantic scenes that I awaited the sound of the
lunch-bell (which for me was the announcement of breakfast), when I
arose from my first night's slumbers under Mrs. Apperthwaite's roof; and
I wondered if the books were a fair mirror of Miss Apperthwaite's mind
(I had been told that Mrs. Apperthwaite had a daughter). Mrs.
Apperthwaite herself, in her youth, might have sat to an illustrator of
Scott or Bulwer. Even now you could see she had come as near being
romantically beautiful as was consistently proper for such a timid,
gentle little gentlewoman as she was. Reduced, by her husband's
insolvency (coincident with his demise) to “keeping boarders,” she did
it gracefully, as if the urgency thereto were only a spirit of quiet
hospitality. It should be added in haste that she set an excellent
table.
Moreover, the guests who gathered at her board were of a very attractive
description, as I decided the instant my eye fell upon the lady who sat
opposite me at lunch. I knew at once that she was Miss Apperthwaite, she
“went so,” as they say, with her mother; nothing could have been more
suitable. Mrs. Apperthwaite was the kind of woman whom you would expect
to have a beautiful daughter, and Miss Apperthwaite more than fulfilled
her mother's promise.
I guessed her to be more than Juliet Capulet's age, indeed, yet still
between that and the perfect age of woman. She was of a larger, fuller,
more striking type than Mrs. Apperthwaite, a bolder type, one might put
it--though she might have been a great deal bolder than Mrs.
Apperthwaite without being bold. Certainly she was handsome enough to
make it difficult for a young fellow to keep from staring at her. She
had an abundance of very soft, dark hair, worn almost severely, as if
its profusion necessitated repression; and I am compelled to admit that
her fine eyes expressed a distant contemplation--obviously of habit not
of mood--so pronounced that one of her enemies (if she had any) might
have described them as “dreamy.”
Only one other of my own sex was present at the lunch-table, a Mr.
Dowden, an elderly lawyer and politician of whom I had heard, and to
whom Mrs. Apperthwaite, coming in after the rest of us were seated,
introduced me. She made the presentation general; and I had the
experience of receiving a nod and a slow glance, in which there was a
sort of dusky, estimating brilliance, from the beautiful lady opposite
me.
It might have been better mannered for me to address myself to Mr.
Dowden, or one of the very nice elderly women, who were my
fellow-guests, than to open a conversation with Miss Apperthwaite; but I
did not stop to think of that.
“You have a splendid old house next door to you here, Miss
Apperthwaite,” I said. “It's a privilege to find it in view from my
window.”
There was a faint stir as of some consternation in the little company.
The elderly ladies stopped talking abruptly and exchanged glances,
though this was not of my observation at the moment, I think, but
recurred to my consciousness later, when I had perceived my blunder.
“May I ask who lives there?” I pursued.
Miss Apperthwaite allowed her noticeable lashes to cover her eyes for an
instant, then looked up again.
“A Mr. Beasley,” she said.
“Not the Honorable David Beasley!” I exclaimed.
“Yes,” she returned, with a certain gravity which I afterward wished had
checked me. “Do you know him?”
“Not in person,” I explained. “You see, I've written a good deal about
him. I was with the “Spencerville Journal” until a few days ago, and
even in the country we know who's who in politics over the state.
Beasley's the man that went to Congress and never made a speech--never
made even a motion to adjourn--but got everything his district wanted.
There's talk of him now for Governor.”
“Indeed?”
“And so it's the Honorable David Beasley who lives in that splendid
place. How curious that is!”
“Why?” asked Miss Apperthwaite.
“It seems too big for one man,” I answered; “and I've always had the
impression Mr. Beasley was a bachelor.”
“Yes,” she said, rather slowly, “he is.”
“But of course he doesn't live there all alone,” I supposed, aloud,
“probably he has--”
“No. There's no one else--except a couple of colored servants.”
“What a crime!” I exclaimed. “If there ever was a house meant for a
large family, that one is. Can't you almost hear it crying out for heaps
and heaps of romping children? I should think--”
I was interrupted by a loud cough from Mr. Dowden, so abrupt and
artificial that his intention to check the flow of my innocent prattle
was embarrassingly obvious--even to me!
“Can you tell me,” he said, leaning forward and following up the
interruption as hastily as possible, “what the farmers were getting for
their wheat when you left Spencerville?”
“Ninety-four cents,” I answered, and felt my ears growing red with
mortification. Too late, I remembered that the new-comer in a community
should guard his tongue among the natives until he has unravelled the
skein of their relationships, alliances, feuds, and private wars--a
precept not unlike the classic injunction:
“Yes, my darling daughter.
Hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
But don't go near the water.”
However, in my confusion I warmly regretted my failure to follow it, and
resolved not to blunder again.
Mr. Dowden thanked me for the information for which he had no real
desire, and, the elderly ladies again taking up (with all too evident
relief) their various mild debates, he inquired if I played bridge. “But
I forget,” he added. “Of course you'll be at the 'Despatch' office in
the evenings, and can't be here.” After which he immediately began to
question me about my work, making his determination to give me no
opportunity again to mention the Honorable David Beasley unnecessarily
conspicuous, as I thought.
I could only conclude that some unpleasantness had arisen between
himself and Beasley, probably of political origin, since they were both
in politics, and of personal (and consequently bitter) development; and
that Mr. Dowden found the mention of Beasley not only unpleasant to
himself but a possible embarrassment to the ladies (who, I supposed,
were aware of the quarrel) on his account.
After lunch, not having to report at the office immediately, I took unto
myself the solace of a cigar, which kept me company during a stroll
about Mrs. Apperthwaite's capacious yard. In the rear I found an
old-fashioned rose-garden--the bushes long since bloomless and now
brown with autumn--and I paced its gravelled paths up and down, at the
same time favoring Mr. Beasley's house with a covert study that would
have done credit to a porch-climber, for the sting of my blunder at the
table was quiescent, or at least neutralized, under the itch of a
curiosity far from satisfied concerning the interesting premises next
door. The gentleman in the dressing-gown, I was sure, could have been no
other than the Honorable David Beasley himself. He came not in eyeshot
now, neither he nor any other; there was no sign of life about the
place. That portion of his yard which lay behind the house was not
within my vision, it is true, his property being here separated from
Mrs. Apperthwaite's by a board fence higher than a tall man could reach;
but there was no sound from the other side of this partition, save that
caused by the quiet movement of rusty leaves in the breeze.
My cigar was at half-length when the green lattice door of Mrs.
Apperthwaite's back porch was opened and Miss Apperthwaite, bearing a
saucer of milk, issued therefrom, followed, hastily, by a very white,
fat cat, with a pink ribbon round its neck, a vibrant nose, and fixed,
voracious eyes uplifted to the saucer. The lady and her cat offered to
view a group as pretty as a popular painting; it was even improved when,
stooping, Miss Apperthwaite set the saucer upon the ground, and,
continuing in that posture, stroked the cat. To bend so far is a test of
a woman's grace, I have observed.
She turned her face toward me and smiled. “I'm almost at the age, you
see.”
“What age?” I asked, stupidly enough.
“When we take to cats,” she said, rising. “Spinsterhood” we like to call
it. 'Single-blessedness!'”
“That is your kind heart. You decline to make one of us happy to the
despair of all the rest.”
She laughed at this, though with no very genuine mirth, I marked, and
let my 1830 attempt at gallantry pass without other retort.
“You seemed interested in the old place yonder.” She indicated Mr.
Beasley's house with a nod.
“Oh, I understood my blunder,” I said, quickly. “I wish I had known the
subject was embarrassing or unpleasant to Mr. Dowden.”
“What made you think that?”
“Surely,” I said, “you saw how pointedly he cut me off.”
“Yes,” she returned, thoughtfully. “He rather did; it's true. At least,
I see how you got that impression.” She seemed to muse upon this,
letting her eyes fall; then, raising them, allowed her far-away gaze to
rest upon the house beyond the fence, and said, “It IS an interesting
old place.”
“And Mr. Beasley himself--” I began.
“Oh,” she said, “HE isn't interesting. That's his trouble!”
“You mean his trouble not to--”
She interrupted me, speaking with sudden, surprising energy, “I mean
he's a man of no imagination.”
“No imagination!” I exclaimed.
“None in the world! Not one ounce of imagination! Not one grain!”
“Then who,” I cried--“or what--is Simpledoria?”
“Simple--what?” she said, plainly mystified.
“Simpledoria.”
“Simpledoria?” she repeated, and laughed. “What in the world is that?”
“You never heard of it before?”
“Never in my life.”
“You've lived next door to Mr. Beasley a long time, haven't you?”
“All my life.”
“And I suppose you must know him pretty well.”
“What next?” she said, smiling.
“You said he lived there all alone,” I went on, tentatively.
“Except for an old colored couple, his servants.”
“Can you tell me--” I hesitated. “Has he ever been thought--well,
'queer'?”
“Never!” she answered, emphatically. “Never anything so exciting! Merely
deadly and hopelessly commonplace.” She picked up the saucer, now
exceedingly empty, and set it upon a shelf by the lattice door. “What
was it about--what was that name?--'Simpledoria'?”
“I will tell you,” I said. And I related in detail the singular
performance of which I had been a witness in the late moonlight before
that morning's dawn. As I talked, we half unconsciously moved across the
lawn together, finally seating ourselves upon a bench beyond the
rose-beds and near the high fence. The interest my companion exhibited
in the narration might have surprised me had my nocturnal experience
itself been less surprising. She interrupted me now and then with
little, half-checked ejaculations of acute wonder, but sat for the most
part with her elbow on her knee and her chin in her hand, her face
turned eagerly to mine and her lips parted in half-breathless attention.
There was nothing “far away” about her eyes now; they were widely and
intently alert.
When I finished, she shook her head slowly, as if quite dumfounded, and
altered her position, leaning against the back of the bench and gazing
straight before her without speaking. It was plain that her neighbor's
extraordinary behavior had revealed a phase of his character novel
enough to be startling.
“One explanation might be just barely possible,” I said. “If it is, it
is the most remarkable case of somnambulism on record. Did you ever hear
of Mr. Beasley's walking in his--”
She touched me lightly but peremptorily on the arm in warning, and I
stopped. On the other side of the board fence a door opened creakily,
and there sounded a loud and cheerful voice--that of the gentleman in
the dressing-gown.
“HERE we come!” it said; “me and big Bill Hammersley. I want to show
Bill I can jump ANYWAYS three times as far as he can! Come on, Bill.”
“Is that Mr. Beasley's voice?” I asked, under my breath.
Miss Apperthwaite nodded in affirmation.
“Could he have heard me?”
“No,” she whispered. “He's just come out of the house.” And then to
herself, “Who under heaven is Bill Hammersley? I never heard of HIM!”
“Of course, Bill,” said the voice beyond the fence, “if you're afraid
I'll beat you TOO badly, you've still got time to back out. I did
understand you to kind of hint that you were considerable of a jumper,
but if--What? What'd you say, Bill?” There ensued a moment's complete
silence. “Oh, all right,” the voice then continued. “You say you're in
this to win, do you? Well, so'm I, Bill Hammersley; so'm I. Who'll go
first? Me? All right--from the edge of the walk here. Now then!
One--two--three! HA!”
A sound came to our ears of some one landing heavily--and at full
length, it seemed--on the turf, followed by a slight, rusty groan in the
same voice. “Ugh! Don't you laugh, Bill Hammersley! I haven't jumped as
much as I OUGHT to, these last twenty years; I reckon I've kind of lost
the hang of it. Aha!” There were indications that Mr. Beasley was
picking himself up, and brushing his trousers with his hands. “Now, it's
your turn, Bill. What say?” Silence again, followed by, “Yes, I'll make
Simpledoria get out of the way. Come here, Simpledoria. Now, Bill, put
your heels together on the edge of the walk. That's right. All ready?
Now then! One for the money--two for the show--three to make ready--and
four for to GO!” Another silence. “By jingo, Bill Hammersley, you've
beat me! Ha, ha! That WAS a jump! What say?” Silence once more. “You say
you can do even better than that? Now, Bill, don't brag. Oh! you say
you've often jumped farther? Oh! you say that was up in Scotland, where
you had a spring-board? Oho! All right; let's see how far you can jump
when you really try. There! Heels on the walk again. That's right; swing
your arms. One--two--three! THERE you go!” Another silence. “ZING! Well,
sir, I'll be e-tarnally snitched to flinders if you didn't do it THAT
time, Bill Hammersley! I see I never really saw any jumping before in
all my born days. It's eleven feet if it's an inch. What? You say you--”
I heard no more, for Miss Apperthwaite, her face flushed and her eyes
shining, beckoned me imperiously to follow her, and departed so
hurriedly that it might be said she ran.
“I don't know,” said I, keeping at her elbow, “whether it's more like
Alice or the interlocutor's conversation at a minstrel show.”
“Hush!” she warned me, though we were already at a safe distance, and
did not speak again until we had reached the front walk. There she
paused, and I noted that she was trembling--and, no doubt correctly,
judged her emotion to be that of consternation.
“There was no one THERE!” she exclaimed. “He was all by himself! It was
just the same as what you saw last night!”
“Evidently.”
“Did it sound to you”--there was a little awed tremor in her voice that
I found very appealing--“did it sound to you like a person who'd lost
his MIND?”
“I don't know,” I said. “I don't know at all what to make of it.”
“He couldn't have been”--her eyes grew very wide--“intoxicated!”
“No. I'm sure it wasn't that.”
“Then _I_ don't know what to make of it, either. All that wild talk
about 'Bill Hammersley' and 'Simpledoria' and spring-boards in Scotland
and--”
“And an eleven-foot jump,” I suggested.
“Why, there's no more a 'Bill Hammersley,'” she cried, with a gesture of
excited emphasis, “than there is a 'Simpledoria'!”
“So it appears,” I agreed.
“He's lived there all alone,” she said, solemnly, “in that big house, so
long, just sitting there evening after evening all by himself, never
going out, never reading anything, not even thinking; but just sitting
and sitting and sitting and SITTING--Well,” she broke off, suddenly,
shook the frown from her forehead, and made me the offer of a dazzling
smile, “there's no use bothering one's own head about it.”
“I'm glad to have a fellow-witness,” I said. “It's so eerie I might have
concluded there was something the matter with ME.”
“You're going to your work?” she asked, as I turned toward the gate.
“I'm very glad I don't have to go to mine.”
“Yours?” I inquired, rather blankly.
“I teach algebra and plain geometry at the High School,” said this
surprising young woman. “Thank Heaven, it's Saturday! I'm reading Les
Miserables for the seventh time, and I'm going to have a real ORGY over
Gervaise and the barricade this afternoon!”