CHAPTER IX.

ABBOT SAMSON.

So, then, the bells of St. Edmundsbury clang out one and all, and in

church and chapel the organs go: Convent and Town, and all the west

side of Suffolk, are in gala; knights, viscounts, weavers, spinners,

the entire population, male and female, young and old, the very

sockmen with their chubby infants,--out to have a holiday, and see the

Lord Abbot arrive! And there is: 'stripping barefoot' of the Lord

Abbot at the Gate, and solemn leading of him in to the High Altar and

Shrine; with sudden 'silence of all the bells and organs,' as we kneel

in deep prayer there; and again with outburst of all the bells and

organs, and loud _Te Deum_ from the general human windpipe; and

speeches by the leading viscount, and giving of the kiss of

brotherhood; the whole wound-up with popular games, and dinner within

doors of more than a thousand strong, _plus quam mille comedentibus in

gaudio magno_.

In such manner is the selfsame Samson once again returning to us,

welcomed on _this_ occasion. He that went away with his frock-skirts

looped over his arm, comes back riding high; suddenly made one of the

dignitaries of this world. Reflective readers will admit that here was

a trial for a man. Yesterday a poor mendicant, allowed to possess not

above two shillings of money, and without authority to bid a dog run

for him,--this man today finds himself a _Dominus Abbas_, mitred Peer

of Parliament, Lord of manor-houses, farms, manors, and wide lands; a

man with 'Fifty Knights under him,' and dependent, swiftly obedient

multitudes of men. It is a change greater than Napoleon's; so sudden

withal. As if one of the Chandos day-drudges had, on awakening some

morning, found that _he_ overnight was become Duke! Let Samson with

his clear-beaming eyes see into that, and discern it if he can. We

shall now get the measure of him by a new scale of inches,

considerably more rigorous than the former was. For if a noble soul is

rendered tenfold beautifuler by victory and prosperity, springing now

radiant as into his own due element and sun-throne; an ignoble one is

rendered tenfold and hundredfold uglier, pitifuler. Whatsoever vices,

whatsoever weaknesses were in the man, the parvenu will show us them

enlarged, as in the solar microscope, into frightful distortion. Nay,

how many mere seminal principles of vice, hitherto all wholesomely

kept latent, may we now see unfolded, as in the solar hothouse, into

growth, into huge universally-conspicuous luxuriance and development!

* * * * *

But is not this, at any rate, a singular aspect of what political and

social capabilities, nay, let us say, what depth and opulence of true

social vitality, lay in those old barbarous ages, That the fit

Governor could be met with under such disguises, could be recognised

and laid hold of under such? Here he is discovered with a maximum of

two shillings in his pocket, and a leather scrip round his neck;

trudging along the highway, his frock-skirts looped over his arm. They

think this is he nevertheless, the true Governor; and he proves to be

so. Brethren, have we no need of discovering true Governors, but will

sham ones forever do for us? These were absurd superstitious

blockheads of Monks; and we are enlightened Tenpound Franchisers,

without taxes on knowledge! Where, I say, are our superior, are our

similar or at all comparable discoveries? We also have eyes, or ought

to have; we have hustings, telescopes; we have lights, link-lights and

rush-lights of an enlightened free Press, burning and dancing

everywhere, as in a universal torch-dance; singeing your whiskers as

you traverse the public thoroughfares in town and country. Great

souls, true Governors, go about under all manner of disguises now as

then. Such telescopes, such enlightenment,--and such discovery! How

comes it, I say; how comes it? Is it not lamentable; is it not even,

in some sense, amazing?

Alas, the defect, as we must often urge and again urge, is less a

defect of telescopes than of some eyesight. Those superstitious

blockheads of the Twelfth Century had no telescopes, but they had

still an eye; not ballot-boxes; only reverence for Worth, abhorrence

of Unworth. It is the way with all barbarians. Thus Mr. Sale informs

me, the old Arab Tribes would gather in liveliest _gaudeamus_, and

sing, and kindle bonfires, and wreathe crowns of honour, and solemnly

thank the gods that, in their Tribe too, a Poet had shown himself. As

indeed they well might; for what usefuler, I say not nobler and

heavenlier thing could the gods, doing their very kindest, send to any

Tribe or Nation, in any time or circumstances? I declare to thee, my

afflicted quack-ridden brother, in spite of thy astonishment, it is

very lamentable! We English find a Poet, as brave a man as has been

made for a hundred years or so anywhere under the Sun; and do we

kindle bonfires, or thank the gods? Not at all. We, taking due counsel

of it, set the man to gauge ale-barrels in the Burgh of Dumfries; and

pique ourselves on our 'patronage of genius.'

Genius, Poet: do we know what these words mean? An inspired Soul once

more vouchsafed us, direct from Nature's own great fire-heart, to see

the Truth, and speak it, and do it; Nature's own sacred voice heard

once more athwart the dreary boundless element of hearsaying and

canting, of twaddle and poltroonery, in which the bewildered Earth,

nigh perishing, has _lost its way_. Hear once more, ye bewildered

benighted mortals; listen once again to a voice from the inner

Light-sea and Flame-sea, Nature's and Truth's own heart; know the Fact

of your Existence what it is, put away the Cant of it which it is

_not_; and knowing, do, and let it be well with you!--

George the Third is Defender of something we call 'the Faith' in those

years; George the Third is head charioteer of the Destinies of

England, to guide them through the gulf of French Revolutions,

American Independences; and Robert Burns is Gauger of ale in Dumfries.

It is an Iliad in a nutshell. The physiognomy of a world now verging

towards dissolution, reduced now to spasms and death-throes, lies

pictured in that one fact,--which astonishes nobody, except at me for

being astonished at it. The fruit of long ages of confirmed Valethood,

entirely confirmed as into a Law of Nature; cloth-worship and

quack-worship: entirely _confirmed_ Valethood,--which will have to

_un_confirm itself again; God knows, with difficulty enough!--

* * * * *

Abbot Samson had found a Convent all in dilapidation; rain beating

through it, material rain and metaphorical, from all quarters of the

compass. Willelmus Sacrista sits drinking nightly, and doing mere

_tacenda_. Our larders are reduced to leanness, Jew harpies and

unclean creatures our purveyors; in our basket is no bread. Old women

with their distaffs rush out on a distressed Cellarer in shrill

Chartism. 'You cannot stir abroad but Jews and Christians pounce upon

you with unsettled bonds;' debts boundless seemingly as the National

Debt of England. For four years our new Lord Abbot never went abroad

but Jew creditors and Christian, and all manner of creditors, were

about him; driving him to very despair. Our Prior is remiss; our

Cellarers, officials are remiss; our monks are remiss: what man is not

remiss? Front this, Samson, thou alone art there to front it; it is

thy task to front and fight this, and to die or kill it. May the Lord

have mercy on thee!

To our antiquarian interest in poor Jocelin and his Convent, where the

whole aspect of existence, the whole dialect, of thought, of speech,

of activity, is so obsolete, strange, long-vanished, there now

superadds itself a mild glow of human interest for Abbot Samson; a

real pleasure, as at sight of man's work, especially of governing,

which is man's highest work, done _well_. Abbot Samson had no

experience in governing; had served no apprenticeship to the trade of

governing,--alas, only the hardest apprenticeship to that of obeying.

He had never in any court given _vadium_ or _plegium_, says Jocelin;

hardly ever seen a court, when he was set to preside in one. But it is

astonishing, continues Jocelin, how soon he learned the ways of

business; and, in all sort of affairs, became expert beyond others. Of

the many persons offering him their service, 'he retained one Knight

skilled in taking _vadia_ and _plegia_;' and within the year was

himself well skilled. Nay, by and by, the Pope appoints him Justiciary

in certain causes; the King one of his new Circuit Judges: official

Osbert is heard saying, "That Abbot is one of your shrewd ones,

_disputator est_; if he go on as he begins, he will cut out every

lawyer of us!"[12]

Why not? What is to hinder this Samson from governing? There is in him

what far transcends all apprenticeships; in the man himself there

exists a model of governing, something to govern by! There exists in

him a heart-abhorrence of whatever is incoherent, pusillanimous,

unveracious,--that is to say, chaotic, _un_governed; of the Devil, not

of God. A man of this kind cannot help governing! He has the living

ideal of a governor in him; and the incessant necessity of struggling

to unfold the same out of him. Not the Devil or Chaos, for any wages,

will he serve; no, this man is the born servant of Another than them.

Alas, how little avail all apprenticeships, when there is in your

governor himself what we may well call _nothing_ to govern by:

nothing;--a general gray twilight, looming with shapes of

expediencies, parliamentary traditions, division-lists,

election-funds, leading-articles; this, with what of vulpine alertness

and adroitness soever, is not much!

But indeed what say we, apprenticeship? Had not this Samson served, in

his way, a right good apprenticeship to governing; namely, the

harshest slave-apprenticeship to obeying! Walk this world with no

friend in it but God and St. Edmund, you will either fall into the

ditch, or learn a good many things. To learn obeying is the

fundamental art of governing. How much would many a Serene Highness

have learned, had he travelled through the world with water-jug and

empty wallet, _sine omni expensa_; and, at his victorious return, sat

down not to newspaper-paragraphs and city-illuminations, but at the

foot of St. Edmund's Shrine to shackles and bread-and-water! He that

cannot be servant of many, will never be master, true guide and

deliverer of many;--that is the meaning of true mastership. Had not

the Monk-life extraordinary 'political capabilities' in it; if not

imitable by us, yet enviable? Heavens, had a Duke of Logwood, now

rolling sumptuously to his place in the Collective Wisdom, but

himself happened to plough daily, at one time, on seven-and-sixpence a

week, with no out-door relief,--what a light, unquenchable by logic

and statistic and arithmetic, would it have thrown on several things

for him!

In all cases, therefore, we will agree with the judicious Mrs. Glass:

'First catch your hare!' First get your man; all is got: he can learn

to do all things, from making boots, to decreeing judgments, governing

communities; and will do them like a man. Catch your no-man,--alas,

have you not caught the terriblest Tartar in the world! Perhaps all

the terribler, the quieter and gentler he looks. For the mischief that

one blockhead, that every blockhead does, in a world so feracious,

teeming with endless results as ours, no ciphering will sum up. The

quack bootmaker is considerable; as corn-cutters can testify, and

desperate men reduced to buckskin and list-shoes. But the quack

priest, quack high-priest, the quack king! Why do not all just

citizens rush, half-frantic, to stop him, as they would a

conflagration? Surely a just citizen _is_ admonished by God and his

own Soul, by all silent and articulate voices of this Universe, to do

what in _him_ lies towards relief of this poor blockhead-quack, and of

a world that groans under him. Run swiftly; relieve him,--were it even

by extinguishing him! For all things have grown so old, tinder-dry,

combustible; and he is more ruinous than conflagration. Sweep him

_down_, at least; keep him strictly within the hearth: he will then

cease to be conflagration; he will then become useful, more or less,

as culinary fire. Fire is the best of servants; but what a master!

This poor blockhead too is born, for uses: why, elevating him to

mastership, will you make a conflagration, a parish-curse or

world-curse of him?

FOOTNOTES:

[12] _Jocelini Chronica_, p. 25.

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