THE LAY OF THE LANCASHIRE LASS.

["What will Lancashire think to-day when she reads

the declarations of Lord GEORGE HAMILTON and Mr. A. J.

BALFOUR?"--_Leeds Mercury._]

Oh, was it for this that I rushed to the poll

To register votes for the Tories?

When they told me repeal was the Unionist goal,

Were they tales of (Stan) hope, or mere stories?

The snare of the FOWLER they'd help me to scape

They vowed--on each Lancashire platform.

But Indian Finance _their_ excuse? A poor jape!

I thought they _would_ rise above _that_ form!

Oh, ARTHUR, oh, GEORGIE! Reeds broken and rotten

I fear you are both, on reviewing it.

You hinted at taking those duties off cotton,

You don't seem to cotton to doing it!

And now, when I'm trying your pity to move,

Why seem you so deaf to my prayers?

Perhaps you are bound to dissemble your love,

But oh!--_must_ you kick me down stairs?

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That excellent association, the Society of Women Journalists, has just

issued its first annual report. From this interesting document, the

world learns that the members have derived many benefits from a body

that could justly adopt the motto of "Defence, not Defiance." The

institution very properly claims for the authoress the right to

receive no wrong.

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