I must not forget another worthy fellow and messmate of mine, the late

Lieutenant Edward Moore, at this time one of the mates. Ned was as brave

and generous a soul as ever lived; a determined enemy to tyranny, as the

following circumstance will shew. When the present Retired Rear-Admiral

Shield[62] was first lieutenant of the Saturn, 74, at Spithead in the

year 1791 or 1792, one evening in the first watch he ordered one of the

midshipmen (Mr. Leonard) on some trifling occasion to the masthead for

punishment. Mr. L. said he would go there with pleasure if it was on

duty, but not for punishment; upon which Mr. Shield had him made fast to

a girtline and triced up to the main topmast-head without a guy to keep

him clear of the top etc. This made a great stir both on board and on

shore, and Mr. Leonard was advised to commence proceedings by entering

an action against Shield; and a subscription was set on foot to defray

the expenses attending it. My friend Ned at this time belonged to the

London, 98, lying at Spithead; and he wrote letters to the midshipmen of

the other men of war to subscribe also. This coming to the knowledge of

Lord Hood, he considered it as a conspiracy injurious to the discipline

of the navy, and Moore was put under an arrest. A court of inquiry was

held, and then a court martial, where Sir Hyde Parker stood as

prosecutor; and after a long examination of witnesses, Moore was found

guilty of contempt of court and sentenced to be confined in the

Marshalsea for one month, a fortnight of which he remained on board the

guard-ship. The other charge was not proved. The late Admiral Macbride,

who commanded the Cumberland, 74, at that time, was a member of the

court, and was a friend to Moore ever after, and made him lieutenant.

One of our midshipmen, who lately died a post captain, was an infernal

tyrant. While in the Edgar, this chap one evening began his tricks by

thrashing one of the youngsters, a messmate of Ned’s, and for so doing

Ned gave him, to the great joy of all, the most severe drubbing I ever

witnessed. Ned had been a shipmate of this person’s before in the Queen,

98, when a guard-ship, and had seen some of his pranks there and now

paid him on the old score.

While lying at the Hardway moorings, about three o’clock one morning we

heard a voice halloing out ‘Come here, you sleepy-headed hounds, and

take me out of a hole that I have got into.’ It being low water, the

voice appeared to come from the mud. Two or three of us got into the

cutter (for we always kept a boat out)[63] and went in the direction of

the voice, where we found Moore up to his middle, and being a stout

fellow it was no easy matter to extricate him. Had we not gone when we

did he would have been suffocated as the tide was flowing. He had been

keeping it up and missed his way to the Hard. He was one that would part

with his last shilling to serve a friend or assist those in distress. I

recollect while lying in Torbay with the grand fleet (we belonged to the

Barfleur, 98, then), that I had not a sixpence and no opportunity of

sending home; and I wanted to go on shore, and how to raise the wind I

did not know; which coming to the ears of Ned, says he, ‘Tony, I have

got a guinea and I am determined that you shall have half of it’—which

he made me take. Would to God that he was alive and that I could shake

hands with him now, and the rest of the brave fellows that are no more.

_Sit tibi terra levis!_

We had a custom when the officers were at dinner in the wardroom, of

dividing into parties; one division was to storm the other on the poop.

In one of those attacks I succeeded in getting on the poop, when Kiel

(who I have mentioned before) attacked me with a fixed bayonet and

marked me in the thigh (all in good part). I then got hold of a musket,

put in a small quantity of powder, and as he advanced, I fired. To my

horror and amazement he fell flat on the deck, and when picked up his

face was as black as a tinker’s, with the blood running down occasioned

by some of the grains of powder sticking in. I shall never forget the

terror I was in, but thank God he soon got well; only a few blue spots

remained in his phiz, which never left him. This was the only time I

ever fired a musket and probably will be the last. They used to say in

the cockpit that he was troubled with St. Anthony’s fire (alluding to my

name).

Another time when attacking the poop, I was standing on one of the

quarter deck guns, when I received a violent blow on the face from a

broomstick, which made my nose bleed off and on for several days. It was

thrown at me by J. S. Carden (now Captain Carden[64]) and a hand swab

was thrown at him, which falling short, entered one of the office

windows, which put an end to the attack. It was laughable to see John

Macredie take the part of Ajax Telamon, with a half-port for a shield

and a boarding-pike for a lance. Culverhouse used to take the part of

Diomede, but instead of a lance would use the single-stick, with which

he was superior to anyone in the fleet. He was a very clever fellow,

full of fun and drollery, and sung humorous songs in the most comic

style. I remember a verse or two of one:

When first they impressed me and sent me to sea,

’Twas in the winter time in the making of hay,

They sent me on board of a ship called Torbay,

Oh! her white muzzle guns they did sore frighten me,

Musha tudey, etc.

Says the boatswain to Paddy, And what brought you here?

For the making of hay ’tis the wrong time of year.

By Jasus, says Paddy, I wish I was gone,

For your small wooden kingdom I don’t understand.

Musha tudey, etc.

Oh! the first thing they gave me it was a long sack,[65]

Which they tould me to get in and lay on my back;

I lay on my back till the clock struck one bell,

And the man overhead he sung out, All is well.

Musha tudey, etc.

We had a very droll midshipman who lately died an old post captain, and

was one of the best officers in the service. This gentleman was a kind

of ventriloquist, and when we sat in the officers’ seat in Gosport

chapel, and opposite to old Paul the clerk, of beer-drinking memory,

whenever this man would begin to sing, the other would go Quack, Quack,

Quack; sometimes high and sometimes low, according as the clerk would

sing the psalm. I have seen the old fellow look round with amazement,

the people whispering to one another, while others could not keep their

countenance but would hold their heads down and laugh. I remember him

coming on board late one night in a wherry from Gosport, and it being

calm we could hear him quacking a long way off. We then lay at the

Hardway moorings. When the wherry got alongside the waterman swore he

would be damned sooner than have that chap in his boat again. Had he

known as much, he would not have taken him off for any money; he

certainly was the devil or his near relation, for some hell-hound or

other had been following him on the water all the way from Burrow Castle

(near the Magazine and reported to be haunted) until he got alongside.

He said he knew that Burrow Castle was haunted and he’d take good care

to return on the other side of the harbour, and blast him if he’d ever

come that way at night. I had the watch upon deck at the time and

remember every word, and I thought I should have died a-laughing.

Our first lieutenant had an inveterate hatred to the Barfleur (the

flagship) for the following reason. The signal was made for all

midshipmen, and I had just returned in the long boat from Spithead,

where we had been fishing, and was then going to relieve the deck, it

being my watch, when Lieutenant Yetts ordered me to answer the signal.

On my asking him leave to go below and get ready, as I was certain they

would turn me back if I went in the dress I had on, ‘Mr. Gardner, will

you dictate to me?’ was his reply; ‘Go as you are, sir.’ When I got on

board the Barfleur, Lieutenant Ross (who I knew very well) was

commanding officer. The moment he saw me he came up, and with eyes of a

dog fish, asked who I was and where I came from. I could hardly help

laughing at the question. However, I explained to him the reason, but

all to no purpose, as he sent me into my boat saying, ‘Tell your officer

that I made the signal for a midshipman, and not for a fisherman, and he

ought to have known better from the length of time he had been in the

service.’

On my delivering this insolent message to Lieutenant Yetts, it put him

in a great rage and he swore, damn his brains, but he’d remember Master

Ross for his kindness, the first opportunity. This Ross was a satirist,

or would be thought so, because he wrote some poem in doggerel rhymes of

scurrilous merit, abusing some of the officers of the guard-ships and

many of the respectable people of Gosport. He also wrote a play which

was damned and hissed off the stage, and some other pieces of the same

description. Soon after this it came to our turn to have the guard, and

late in the first watch, Lieutenant Yetts sent for me and gave orders

that I should go in the cutter and row guard, and if possible get

alongside the Barfleur. Away I went round the guard-ships, and left the

Barfleur for the last. On rowing ahead I let the boat drop down with the

tide and actually got alongside her accommodation ladder without being

hailed. It is the duty of a lieutenant to row guard, so I did not think

myself justified in boarding her, which I could have done; but remained

some time alongside. At last one of the midshipmen (Mr. Holmes) hailed

from the gangway, ‘What boat is that?’ upon which I called out as loud

as I could hollo, ‘Guard boat!’ and that I had been alongside a

considerable time without being hailed—to his great astonishment, as he

informed me afterwards. On my telling this to Mr. Yetts, he rubbed his

hands and swore that everyone should know how the damned brutes were

caught napping.

In the absence of the admiral we, as senior captain, would have the

command; and when exercising sails or getting down top gallant yards

etc, if the Barfleur only showed a man’s head above deck, up would go

her signal to call her men down out of the tops and rigging, and old

Yetts would exclaim, ‘Damn my brains, no starting before us; we are

masters now.’ Mr. Nowell, our second lieutenant, was a very powerful and

active man; and though gloomy and fiery at times, was much the

gentleman. He was famous at fencing and jumping, and could, as I have

been told, jump across the gateway of Gosport works—about twenty feet.

On one occasion he sprained his ankle, when Frost (one of our

midshipmen) said in his hearing and mocking the Welsh (Nowell being a

Welshman) ‘My vather a tevil of a good shumper, shumped twenty veet,

came right down, proke his ankle, could no more shumpy.’ For this the

other gave him a look that spoke volumes.

This Frost was a complete Commodore Gale and went by the nickname of

Hard Frost. It is related that when his wife died he gave a dinner on

the day of her funeral. When the company arrived, Frost was dead drunk;

upon which some of the party laid him out, with a leg of mutton under

his head for a pillow, and a bunch of turnips under his feet. In the

early time of the guard-ships there was a board held by the midshipmen

of the Queen, 98, the flagship, where the midshipmen of the other ships

used to go to pass their examination for a blackguard. Frost, who

belonged to the Pégase, 74, went to pass, and on the occasion showed

such transcendent abilities, that the board considered him a wonder, and

requested he would take his seat as a member. I could relate many of his

sayings, but they had better sink into oblivion.

Our first lieutenant was a devil for scrubbing decks, and in the dead of

winter we frequently had to shovel the snow from the quarter deck, and

take a spell, about half-past four in the morning, with the holystone

and hand organs, while the water would freeze as soon as it was thrown

on the deck. The general order, made into rhyme by Flood [was] as

follows:

The decks, as usual, to be washed and scrubbed;

And with the holystone severely rubbed.

To show the superstition of sailors I must mention the following

anecdote. Not a hundred miles from Portsmouth lived a great nabob, who

formerly possessed a large fortune, but from gambling and other bad

management had greatly fallen off, and the neighbours used to say he had

dealings with the devil, and at night would converse with him in his

cellar. We had a raven on board that came from this neighbourhood; and

from the number of strange pranks it was in the habit of playing, was

supposed by the ship’s company not to have been one of this world; and

what strengthened this opinion was Macredie giving it out that he had

heard the raven speak, and say that he had been the nabob’s coachman,

and should resume his office as soon as the ship was paid off, and he

had got some recruits for his master. This made him be looked at with an

evil eye by the ship’s company; and one evening when the provisions were

serving out and several of the people were in the cockpit about the

steward’s room, the raven caught hold of the gunner’s mate by the

trowsers, croaking and snapping at his legs. He then flew on the

shoulder of the corporal of marines, took off his hat and hid it in the

tier. ‘I’m damned,’ says old Phillips, the quartermaster, ‘if he has not

marked you for his master.’ He had hardly said this when the raven came

hopping back and seized upon the cheese belonging to the quartermaster,

and walked off with a large piece of it, the other being afraid to

follow.

Another of his tricks I was an eye-witness to. Our sergeant of marines

had leave to go on shore, and was on the poop showing a half-guinea to

the corporal, saying ‘With this bit of gold I shall take a cruise, it

will last as long as I like to stay.’ He was holding the half-guinea

between his finger and thumb, and asked the raven, who was on the poop,

if he would take a trip with him. Ralph, ever on the watch, in an

instant snapped the half-guinea out of his hand, and flew up to the main

topmast head and remained more than an hour aloft, the sergeant all the

time in the greatest anxiety, and some of the fellows saying to him,

‘Now, don’t you believe he’s the devil?’ At last the raven flew down

upon the booms and went into the stern sheets of the barge lying there

and hid the half-guinea, which the sergeant found, but swore it was not

the same that was taken from him, while several called out ‘Sold!

Sold!’[66]

I shall now conclude the Edgar after saying a word for Davy Reed, the

master. He was what we call a hard officer, as well as a very strange

sort of fish, and had the misfortune, like many others, to lose his

teeth. I was at dinner in the wardroom when a small parcel was handed in

directed for Mr. Reed. ‘What the hell can this be?’ says Davy (who did

not like to have sixpence to pay the waterman), ‘and who gave it to

you?’ continued he. ‘Sir,’ says the waterman, ‘it was a young lady who

sent it off from Common Hard.’ As several tricks had been played with

Davy before, he was afraid to open the parcel, and begged of one of the

officers at the table to do so for him, but when opened, what was his

amazement to find a set of sheep’s teeth for David Reed, Esq., with

directions for fixing, and a box of tooth powder that, by the smell,

appeared to be a mixture of everything abominable. Poor Davy was in a

dreadful rage, and never heard the last of it. The Edgar was paid off in

January 1790, and we had a parting dinner at the India Arms, Gosport,

and kept it up until twelve that night. With the exception of the half

dozen, they were some of the best fellows I ever met with. The Edgar was

commissioned immediately after by Captain Anthony James Pye Molloy, and

some of the midshipmen rejoined her.

OFFICERS’ NAMES

HON. JOHN LEVESON GOWER, Commodore and then rear-admiral.

Dead [1792]. I have said enough of him.—[_D.N.B._]

JOSEPH PEYTON, Esq., Rear-admiral.

Dead [1804]. An admiral; a tight hand.

CHAS. THOMPSON, Esq., Captain.

Dead. See Boreas.

JOHN YETTS, 1st Lieutenant.

Dead. Out-pension. A good sailor of the old school, in many

respects better than the new.

WILLIAM NOWELL, 2nd Lieutenant.

Dead [1827]. A vice-admiral; gloomy and fiery; but a good officer

and gentleman.—[Marshall, ii. 598.]

RICHARD WELLAND, 3rd Lieutenant.

Dead. Had the out-pension, and thirteen children; proud, but a

good officer.

JOHN IRWIN,[67] 4th Lieutenant.

Dead [1812]. A post captain [1796]. A very good fellow; always

smiling.

WILLIAM BEDFORD, 5th Lieutenant.

Dead [1826]. A vice-admiral; fidgety; he once turned me out of the

gunroom because I said Andrew Macbride, our schoolmaster, was

formerly Dionysius the tyrant, and kept a school at Corinth,

according to the opinion of Pythagoras respecting the

transmigration of souls.—[Marshall, ii. 574.]

JOHN CULVERHOUSE, Mate and then flag lieutenant.

Dead. A clever fellow and good officer; a post captain; drowned at

the Cape.

JOHN STILES, Lieutenant, lent for the cruise.

Dead. See Salisbury.

HARRY DAWE, Lieutenant, lent.

Dead. A commander [1818]; so-so. [Did not die till 1841.]

DAVID REED, Master.

Dead. An odd fish.

[JOHN] ROSKRUGE, Master.

Dead. A very good man, and one that was better acquainted with

rope-yarns and bilge water than with Homer or Virgil. He said a

man’s ideas should go no further than the jib-boom end.

[JAMES] MALCOLM, Surgeon.

Dead. See Panther.

[THOMAS] TROTTER, Surgeon.

Uncertain. Formerly physician of the fleet; a most excellent

fellow with first-rate abilities, an able writer and poet. [Died

1832—_D.N.B._]

THOMAS KEIN, Surgeon; did duty as first assistant.

A very worthy fellow. Dead since writing this.

TITUS LEVY, Purser and then admiral’s secretary.

Dead. Insane before he died.

CHARLES BUCHAN, Purser.

Dead. See Boreas.

JOHN STEVENS, Mate.

Dead. A commander.

[JOHN] WATSON, Mate. Dead. A lieutenant; sickly and as crabbed as the

devil. Cato the Censor never ended a speech without saying

‘Delenda est Carthago,’ and this man never ended his without

saying ‘Damn your whistle.’

GEO. WANGFORD, Mate.

Dead. See Boreas; drank himself to death.

FRANCIS SARGENT, Mate.

Dead. Drank hard; a lieutenant.

EDWARD MOORE, Mate.

Dead. A lieutenant; well known in the navy, and highly respected

by a numerous acquaintance.

GEO. RULE BLUET, Midshipman, and then mate of the hold.

Dead. A lieutenant; a good-natured fellow with good abilities, but

drank hard. I recollect being of a party at Gosport when Bluet

wanted to make love to a young lady, but did not know how to

begin. At last he took out of his pocket a plan of the Edgar’s

hold which he begged her to accept, and hoped she would keep it

for his sake!

PATRICK FLOOD, Midshipman.

Dead. Good abilities, but thoughtless, and regardless of his

character.

CHAS. INGLIS, Midshipman.

Dead [1833]. A post captain; a most able officer.—[Marshall, iv.

699.]

MAURICE BROWN, Midshipman.

Uncertain. A dashing fellow.

TOM EDMONDS, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant; a good fellow, and played the flute

delightfully.

FRANK FEARY, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant; a very quiet fellow, who had taken plenty of

calomel in his time.

ANDREW JAMES THOMPSON, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant; a mad fellow.

ROBERT PHILPOT, Midshipman.

Dead [1826]. A post captain [1800]; obstinate and stiff

in opinion, but quite the gentleman. Called ‘Toby

Philpot.’—[Marshall, iii. 289.]

GEO. JONES, Midshipman.

Dead [1834]. A commander [1798]; a fiery Welshman; called

‘Dog-head.’ He used to visit at Fareham, and Billy Lamb drew a

midshipman in uniform with a dog’s head, which bore a strong

resemblance of Jones, and a directing post near him with—‘To

Fareham,’ written on it.—[Marshall, x. 269.]

WILLIAM LAMB, Midshipman and mate.

Dead. A commander; my old and worthy messmate in two ships; a most

able officer and seaman.

SOLOMON KING, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant; a very worthy fellow.

WILLIAM KING, his brother, Midshipman.

Dead. A commander; a very worthy fellow.

WILLIAM BROWN, Midshipman, and then mate.

A superannuated master attendant; a good sailor; called ‘Billy

Beljer,’ and ‘Hell Sweat Us.’

ROBERT ELLIOT, Midshipman.

A post captain. [Rear-admiral, 1846; died, a vice-admiral,

1854.—O’Byrne.]

JAMES SLADE, Midshipman.

A post captain; wonderfully grand. [Died 1846—O’Byrne.]

WILLIAM WILKINSON, Midshipman.

Dead [1816]. A post captain [1810]; proud without reason.

JAMES SANDERS, Midshipman.

Dead [1834]. A post captain and C.B. Black Sambo, you and I never

could agree; we hated one another most cordially: as a midshipman

you were tyrannical; as a captain, I know nothing of

you.—[Marshall, iv. 635.]

JOHN KIEL, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant. Poor Jack went mad and died.

WILLIAM PRINGLE, first a scribe, and then a midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant out-pension; nicknamed ‘Bull Rothery’ and

‘Ponderous and Huge.’ He got the name of ‘Ponderous and Huge’ from

the following circumstance. When we were storming the poop (as I

have mentioned before), I was looking at John Macredie who had a

boarding-pike for a spear, and repeating the following lines from

the Iliad:

And now he shakes his great paternal spear,

Ponderous and huge, which not a Greek could rear—

when Pringle, who was standing by, asked me who Ponderous and Huge

were, and whether they were Greeks or Trojans.[68]

TITUS ALLARDICE, Midshipman.

Dead [1832]. A commander [1831]; died insane at Haslar.

DAVIS, Mate. Dead. A lieutenant. Poor fellow, was broke by

court martial.

JOHN BULL CONOLLY, Midshipman.

A lieutenant, out-pension; a very good fellow.

ROBERT YETTS, son of the first lieutenant, midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant; broke by court martial. Poor Bob with all his

faults was a worthy, generous fellow.

HENRY FOULARTON, Midshipman.

Dead. Very religious, and remarkably neat in his dress; but at

last drank very hard, and died regretting that a keg of gin (along

side of him) should see him out, which was really the case.

HENRY ALLEN, Midshipman.

This unfortunate man was captain of the Rattler sloop of war in

the West Indies and was hanged at the yardarm by the sentence of a

court martial [April 22, 1797, under the 29th Article of War].

GREGORY GRANT, Midshipman.

A commander [1810]; a very worthy fellow. Died 1839.—[Marshall, x.

403.]

WILLIAM VOSPER, Midshipman.

A lieutenant, Royal Asylum, Greenwich Hospital. A very good fellow

and seaman; we were at three schools together, and also in the

Edgar and Berwick.

RICHARD HEYCOCK, Midshipman.

Dead. A lieutenant. Old Dick was a good sailor, but unfortunately,

as deaf as a doornail.

FRAS. ROSKRUGE, Midshipman.

Lieutenant [of Britannia], killed [at Trafalgar] in battle. A very

worthy fellow; son of the master.

FROST, Midshipman.

Dead. A master; ‘Hard Frost,’ I have mentioned you before.

MILLAR, Midshipman.

Dead. A gunner; as worthy a fellow as ever lived; called ‘Tom

Pepper.’[69]

RICHARD COLE, Midshipman.

Dead. Dicky was an easy, simple fellow.

EMANUEL SILVA, Midshipman.

A magistrate for the county of Surrey; a gentleman; very much

respected.

WM. GRANGER, Midshipman.

A vice-admiral of the blue. [Died 1848.—O’Byrne.]

HUGH DOWNMAN, Midshipman.

A vice-admiral; a very good officer. [Died, admiral,

1858—O’Byrne.]

[JOHN] HOLLINGSWORTH, Midshipman.

Killed in battle[70]; a lieutenant.

JOHN TWISDEN, Midshipman.

A commander; a droll old guardo! [Died 1853.—O’Byrne.]

JOHN MACREDIE, Midshipman.

Dead [1833]. A commander [1827]; a most worthy fellow whom I have

mentioned before.

HUGH COOK, Midshipman.

Dead [1834]. A post captain [1806]; called ‘Pot luck and what

not.’ Billy Lamb gave him this name, because one evening on shore,

when half seas over, he was asking every one in the room to come

and see him and take ‘pot luck and what not.’—[Marshall, v. 160.]

WM. HUGH DOBBIE, Midshipman.

Dead [1830]. A post captain; an excellent character.—[Marshall, v.

136.]

JOHN TRESAHAR, Midshipman.

A commander; my worthy messmate. [Died 1844.—O’Byrne.]

J. S. CARDEN, Midshipman.

A post captain. He commanded the Macedonian when she was captured

by an American frigate of superior force. [Died, a retired

rear-admiral, 1858—O’Byrne.]

EDWARD BRACE, Midshipman.

A rear-admiral and K.C.B. [Died, a vice-admiral, in

1843.—Marshall, iii. 253.]

J. A. GARDNER, Midshipman.

A commander.

DAVID SPENCE 1st, Midshipman, lent.

Dead. A lieutenant; worthy fellow.

DAVID SPENCE 2nd, Midshipman, lent.

Dead. A master; worthy fellow.

ROBERT CROSBIE, Midshipman, lent.

Dead from drink; a lieutenant not worth his salt.

JAMES IRWIN, Midshipman, lent.

Dead. A commander; much respected.

ANDREW MACBRIDE, Schoolmaster.

Dead. Splendid abilities.

CROMBEY, Assistant Surgeon.

Dead. A surgeon; a man of prodigious strength.

JOHN LIGGATT, Assistant Surgeon.

Dead. A surgeon. Poor Jack lost his leg in action.

GEO. GORDON, Assistant Surgeon.

Dead. George was not very orthodox.

DUNCAN CAMPBELL, Assistant Surgeon.

Uncertain. Much the gentleman.

MARSH, Assistant Surgeon.

Uncertain. Drank like a fish.

LAUCHLIN MACLEAN, Clerk.

Dead. A paymaster at Greenwich Hospital.

JOHN SCOTT, Clerk.

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