THE ORDER OF THE DISHES.
WHEN Miss Notman assumed the post of housekeeper in Lady Loring’s
service, she was accurately described as “a competent and respectable
person”; and was praised, with perfect truth, for her incorruptible
devotion to the interests of her employers. On its weaker side, her
character was represented by the wearing of a youthful wig, and the
erroneous conviction that she still possessed a fine figure. The ruling
idea in her narrow little mind was the idea of her own dignity.
Any offense offered in this direction oppressed her memory for days
together, and found its way outward in speech to any human being whose
attention she could secure.
At five o’clock, on the day which followed his introduction to Romayne,
Father Benwell sat drinking his coffee in the housekeeper’s room--to all
appearance as much at his ease as if he had known Miss Notman from the
remote days of her childhood. A new contribution to the housekeeper’s
little library of devotional works lay on the table; and bore silent
witness to the means by which he had made those first advances which had
won him his present position. Miss Notman’s sense of dignity was doubly
flattered. She had a priest for her guest, and a new book with the
reverend gentleman’s autograph inscribed on the title-page.
“Is your coffee to your liking, Father?”
“A little more sugar, if you please.”
Miss Notman was proud of her hand, viewed as one of the meritorious
details of her figure. She took up the sugar-tongs with suavity and
grace; she dropped the sugar into the cup with a youthful pleasure in
ministering to the minor desires of her illustrious guest. “It is
so good of you, Father, to honor me in this way,” she said--with the
appearance of sixteen super-induced upon the reality of sixty.
Father Benwell was an adept at moral disguises of all kinds. On this
occasion he wore the disguise of pastoral simplicity. “I am an idle old
man at this hour of the afternoon,” he said. “I hope I am not keeping
you from any household duties?”
“I generally enjoy my duties,” Miss Notman answered. “To-day, they have
not been so agreeable as usual; it is a relief to me to have done with
them. Even my humble position has its trials.”
Persons acquainted with Miss Notman’s character, hearing these last
words, would have at once changed the subject. When she spoke of “her
humble position,” she invariably referred to some offense offered to
her dignity, and she was invariably ready to state the grievance at full
length. Ignorant of this peculiarity, Father Benwell committed a fatal
error. He inquired, with courteous interest, what the housekeeper’s
“trials” might be.
“Oh, sir, they are beneath your notice!” said Miss Notman modestly. “At
the same time, I should feel it an honor to have the benefit of your
opinion--I should so like to know that you do not altogether disapprove
of my conduct, under some provocation. You see, Father, the whole
responsibility of ordering the dinners falls on me. And, when there is
company, as there is this evening, the responsibility is particularly
trying to a timid person like myself.”
“A large dinner party, Miss Notman?”
“Oh, dear, no! Quite the reverse. Only one gentleman--Mr. Romayne.”
Father Benwell set down his cup of coffee, half way to his lips. He at
once drew the correct conclusion that the invitation to Romayne must
have been given and accepted after he had left the picture gallery. That
the object was to bring Romayne and Stella together, under circumstances
which would rapidly improve their acquaintance, was as plain to him as
if he had heard it confessed in so many words. If he had only remained
in the gallery, he might have become acquainted with the form of
persuasion used to induce a man so unsocial as Romayne to accept an
invitation. “I have myself to blame,” he thought bitterly, “for being
left in the dark.”
“Anything wrong with the coffee?” Miss Notman asked anxiously.
He rushed on his fate. He said, “Nothing whatever. Pray go on.”
Miss Notman went on.
“You see, Father, Lady Loring was unusually particular about the dinner
on this occasion. She said, ‘Lord Loring reminds me that Mr. Romayne is
a very little eater, and yet very difficult to please in what he does
eat.’ Of course I consulted my experience, and suggested exactly the
sort of dinner that was wanted under the circumstances. I wish to do
her ladyship the utmost justice. She made no objection to the dinner in
itself. On the contrary, she complimented me on what she was pleased to
call my ready invention. But when we came next to the order in which
the dishes were to be served--” Miss Notman paused in the middle of
the sentence, and shuddered over the private and poignant recollections
which the order of the dishes called up.
By this time Father Benwell had discovered his mistake. He took a mean
advantage of Miss Notman’s susceptibilities to slip his own private
inquiries into the interval of silence.
“Pardon my ignorance,” he said; “my own poor dinner is a matter of ten
minutes and one dish. I don’t understand a difference of opinion on a
dinner for three people only; Lord and Lady Loring, two; Mr. Romayne,
three--oh! perhaps I am mistaken? Perhaps Miss Eyrecourt makes a
fourth?”
“Certainly, Father!”
“A very charming person, Miss Notman. I only speak as a stranger. You,
no doubt, are much better acquainted with Miss Eyrecourt?”
“Much better, indeed--if I may presume to say so,” Miss Notman replied.
“She is my lady’s intimate friend; we have often talked of Miss
Eyrecourt during the many years of my residence in this house. On
such subjects, her ladyship treats me quite on the footing of a humble
friend. A complete contrast to the tone she took, Father, when we came
to the order of the dishes. We agreed, of course, about the soup and the
fish; but we had a little, a very little, divergence of opinion, as I
may call it, on the subject of the dishes to follow. Her ladyship said,
‘First the sweetbreads, and then the cutlets.’ I ventured to suggest
that the sweetbreads, as white meat, had better not immediately follow
the turbot, as white fish. ‘The brown meat, my lady,’ I said, ‘as
an agreeable variety presented to the eye, and then the white meat,
recalling pleasant remembrances of the white fish.’ You see the point,
Father?”
“I see, Miss Notman, that you are a consummate mistress of an art
which is quite beyond poor me. Was Miss Eyrecourt present at the little
discussion?”
“Oh, no! Indeed, I should have objected to her presence; I should have
said she was a young lady out of her proper place.”
“Yes; I understand. Is Miss Eyrecourt an only child?”
“She had two sisters, Father Benwell. One of them is in a convent.”
“Ah, indeed?”
“And the other is dead.”
“Sad for the father and mother, Miss Notman!”
“Pardon me, sad for the mother, no doubt. The father died long since.”
“Aye? aye? A sweet woman, the mother? At least, I think I have heard
so.”
Miss Notman shook her head. “I should wish to guard myself against
speaking unjustly of any one,” she said; “but when you talk of ‘a
sweet woman,’ you imply (as it seems to me) the domestic virtues. Mrs.
Eyrecourt is essentially a frivolous person.”
A frivolous person is, in the vast majority of cases, a person easily
persuaded to talk, and not disposed to be reticent in keeping
secrets. Father Benwell began to see his way already to the necessary
information. “Is Mrs. Eyrecourt living in London?” he inquired.
“Oh, dear, no! At this time of year she lives entirely in other people’s
houses--goes from one country seat to another, and only thinks of
amusing herself. No domestic qualities, Father. _She_ would know nothing
of the order of the dishes! Lady Loring, I should have told you, gave
way in the matter of the sweetbread. It was only at quite the latter
part of my ‘Menoo’ (as the French call it) that she showed a spirit of
opposition--well! well! I won’t dwell on that. I will only ask _you,_
Father, at what part of a dinner an oyster-omelet ought to be served?”
Father Benwell seized his opportunity of discovering Mrs. Eyrecourt’s
present address. “My dear lady,” he said, “I know no more when the
omelet ought to be served than Mrs. Eyrecourt herself! It must be very
pleasant, to a lady of her way of thinking, to enjoy the beauties of
Nature inexpensively--as seen in other people’s houses, from the point
of view of a welcome guest. I wonder whether she is staying at any
country seat which I happen to have seen?”
“She may be in England, Scotland, or Ireland, for all I know,” Miss
Notman answered, with an unaffected ignorance which placed her good
faith beyond doubt. “Consult your own taste, Father. After eating
jelly, cream, and ice-pudding, could you even _look_ at an oyster-omelet
without shuddering? Would you believe it? Her ladyship proposed to serve
the omelet with the cheese. Oysters, after sweets! I am not (as yet) a
married woman--”
Father Benwell made a last desperate effort to pave the way for one more
question before he submitted to defeat. “That must be _your_ fault, my
dear lady!” he interposed, with his persuasive smile.
Miss Notman simpered. “You confuse me, Father!” she said softly.
“I speak from inward conviction, Miss Notman. To a looker-on, like
myself, it is sad to see how many sweet women who might be angels in
the households of worthy men prefer to lead a single life. The Church,
I know, exalts the single life to the highest place. But even the Church
allows exceptions to its rule. Under this roof, for example, I think I
see two exceptions. One of them my unfeigned respect” (he bowed to Miss
Notman) “forbids me to indicate more particularly. The other seems, to
my humble view, to be the young lady of whom we have been speaking. Is
it not strange that Miss Eyrecourt has never been married?”
The trap had been elaborately set; Father Benwell had every reason
to anticipate that Miss Notman would walk into it. The disconcerting
housekeeper walked up to it--and then proved unable to advance a step
further.
“I once made the same remark myself to Lady Loring,” she said.
Father Benwell’s pulse began to quicken its beat. “Yes?” he murmured, in
tones of the gentlest encouragement.
“And her ladyship,” Miss Notman proceeded, “did not encourage me to
go on. ‘There are reasons for not pursuing that subject,’ she said;
‘reasons into which, I am sure, you will not expect me to enter.’
She spoke with a flattering confidence in my prudence, which I felt
gratefully. Such a contrast to her tone when the omelet presented itself
in the order of the dishes! As I said just now I am not a married woman.
But if I proposed to my husband to give him an oyster-omelet after his
puddings and his pies, I should not be surprised if he said to me, ‘My
dear, have you taken leave of your senses?’ I reminded Lady Loring (most
respectfully) that a _cheese_-omelette might be in its proper place if
it followed the sweets. ‘An _oyster_-omelet,’ I suggested, ‘surely comes
after the birds?’ I should be sorry to say that her ladyship lost her
temper--I will only mention that I kept mine. Let me repeat what she
said, and leave you, Father, to draw your own conclusions. She said,
‘Which of us is mistress in this house, Miss Notman? I order the
oyster-omelet to come in with the cheese.’ There was not only
irritability, there was contempt--oh, yes! contempt in her tone. Out of
respect for myself, I made no reply. As a Christian, I can forgive; as a
wounded gentlewoman, I may not find it so easy to forget.”
Miss Notman laid herself back in her easy chair--she looked as if
she had suffered martyrdom, and only regretted having been obliged to
mention it. Father Benwell surprised the wounded gentlewoman by rising
to his feet.
“You are not going away already, Father?”
“Time flies fast in your society, dear Miss Notman. I have an
engagement--and I am late for it already.”
The housekeeper smiled sadly. “At least let me hear that you don’t
disapprove of my conduct under trying circumstances,” she said.
Father Benwell took her hand. “A true Christian only feels offenses to
pardon them,” he remarked, in his priestly and paternal character. “You
have shown me, Miss Notman, that _you_ are a true Christian. My evening
has indeed been well spent. God bless you!”
He pressed her hand; he shed on her the light of his fatherly smile;
he sighed, and took his leave. Miss Notman’s eyes followed him out with
devotional admiration.
Father Benwell still preserved his serenity of temper when he was out of
the housekeeper’s sight. One important discovery he had made, in spite
of the difficulties placed in his way. A compromising circumstance had
unquestionably occurred in Stella’s past life; and, in all probability,
a man was in some way connected with it. “My evening has not been
entirely thrown away,” he thought, as he ascended the stairs which led
from the housekeeper’s room to the hall.