ON THE GROUND FLOOR

If you wish to be on the ground floor get wisdom, because wisdom is the

ground floor and everything in civilization rests on it. Wisdom begets

wisdom. Therefore the wisdomites are the only ones who can wisdomize

you. They will do it either by getting you a degree, by converting you,

or by getting you a political job. It is honorable to be wise. The wise

are sought after at dinners and public gatherings, are also invited to

head a club list and become honorary members therein. Their opinion is

sought after by corn doctors, patent medicine men, women’s clubs, and

other organizations which work for the uplifting of mankind.

Education, ethics, and law are the fountain trinity whence wisdom

flows. While they each have a channel and a distinct field of operation

of their own, their work is very closely allied. Their work so blends

and overlaps that one cannot tell where the work of each begins or

ends. So they encroach on each other’s fields at times, but as they are

not members of any labor unions, it is permissible.

Wisdom is great! It is constantly misunderstood because of its

greatness. While we, too, would like to be wise, and we applaud

wisdom, yet the wisdom of the wise is a mystery to us--we do not

understand the why and wherefore. Professor Triggs, when told that the

“Women’s Aid” complained that they could not understand what he was

driving at, in a lecture he delivered to them, replied, “The lecture

was too deep; I guess I talk over their heads.” By that he meant that

they were not wise enough to understand him. While I confess that

even I am not yet initiated in its mystery, yet I feel myself capable

of explaining why wisdom is not understood. While it is so perfectly

clear and comprehensible to the wise, yet it is a foreign language to

us. This I believe will explain it. The masses (myself included) are

ignorant of the premise on which wisdom rests. We do not understand

the universal scheme. What puzzles us is the confusion with which life

works through its varied organisms. I do not see why each organism in

life should be guided by the life within itself, while man needs a

guide apart from the life which is in him, and yet depends on life in

another self. Why should every being guide its own individual life and

leave others to guide their own, while man guides other men’s lives and

neglects his own. In other words, why should every being mind its own

business, and man mind everybody’s business except his own? A flower,

a tree, an insect, the animal and the fool, each comes into being and

reaches its end, without effort or restraint on its part. It seems a

flower gets pleasure from the blooming, a tree gets joy in its growth.

From the time the seed takes root till it sprouts and until it has

completed its growth, all is accomplished without resistance. It finds

its happiness in its transformation. While growing it is traveling on

the road of pleasure--the easy road.

A bronco roaming wild is thriving on the gratification of its heart’s

desires. It resents the restraint of being put into harness. It kicks,

bites, and does everything in its power to keep its freedom, to live

a happy bronco life. But a stronger force enslaves it and compels it

to do things it does not like to do. Man, by conquering, subduing, and

placing a bit in the bronco’s mouth, makes it obey him because it is

then easier for the horse to go in the direction led than otherwise

and get his jaws hurt. We understand that much of it. What we do not

understand is why it does not work the same with man. Why does not

life direct man and make his evolution a matter of joy, and if life

could not do that, then why did not life create a stronger force than

man to take charge of him, and, as with the bronco, have a bit placed

in his mouth. Even that would be more simply understood than the

explanation which the wise have given us. They say that man’s desires

for pleasure are bent in the wrong channel. If he would follow them

he would be doomed. If he would follow his inclination he would stunt

his own growth, and since he likes to be wise, he does not need a

superior force to subdue him. He supplies the power to other beings

like himself to make him do that which he does not like to do. Here

the wisdomites get in their work. (You can interpret that sentence

more than one way.) They come and save us from the awful peril which

confronts us. They begin with us when we are still children, and keep

it up until we become perfected and enrolled in the wisdomites’ camp;

or if we are so unfortunate as not to be successful in our examination,

they do not forsake us, but keep us under their guidance till we die.

And even then we are not sure that we are saved; we might go to hell

after all.

It is so hard to become perfect. The road to destruction is so broad

and easy. The temptations and possibilities to fail are so great that

few escape it. Narrow is the path and full of obstacles to virtue and

perfection. The possibilities of failure are large. It is necessary,

nay it is the duty of the wise, to safeguard the individual by making

rules and counter-rules for our guidance. The rules are so conflicting

that it makes it difficult to master them. I, too, once thought that I

could make a rule, and like Buster Brown, I got into trouble. (Unless

you are wise you cannot make any rule that will hold good.) I thought

it to be the principle of the wise that it is evil to gratify one’s

desires. So when mother sent dainties to my teacher (she loved the

stuff mother made, she said), in order to save the teacher from evil,

I ate the dainties. When she found it out she taught me a lesson that

convinced me that my logic was wrong. Incidentally I was convinced

that I am incapable of making rules for guidance; and that I must

constantly consult the oracle as to which is the right thing to do and

which is not.

All the fountain channels of wisdom proceed from love. It is preached

everywhere. They tell us to love the good, the true, and the beautiful.

Then they tell us what is truth, what is good, and what is beautiful.

After that they tell us what love is. The analyst will read our books

for us and tell us whether it is wise for us to read them. If he finds

in the book anything that will contaminate us he warns us against it.

Or he will see a play for us and instruct us whether to see or avoid

it. I have not yet been able to discover how the wise himself keeps

from being inoculated by a bad book or an unworthy play; and if he be

infected, then I should be chary of accepting his advice. Indeed, I

think there must be many like me, who, on being warned against a book

or a play, insist on seeing it for themselves. Perhaps this accounts

for the large sales of bad books and the big crowds that attend the

production of wicked plays. It is surprising to see how wise the wise

are. They can even tell your thoughts, and if your thoughts do not

agree with what they tell you you think, then you think wrong, and have

to change them.

The mass would say that the author of a book wrote what he meant and

meant what he wrote, and let it go at that; but the ones who know, say

that the man who wrote the book did not mean what he said he meant, but

he meant what he did not say.

Take, as one example, the Songs of Solomon. The masses read this book

and think that Solomon meant what he said. They think it is a beautiful

love-song, wherein the passionate lover gives full sway to his

feelings. A song which, if properly treated, would come under the ban

of the Puritan Comstock, and should be excluded from the United States

Puritan mail. Any woman who loves and is loved will know that Solomon

sang to the woman who was first in his heart, rejoicing in her beauty,

and that he did not hesitate to catalogue her charms melodiously and

eloquently. No wonder his wooing was so effective.

When Solomon speaks of the loved one’s eyes, he means real eyes--eyes

that you see with. When he speaks of the loved one’s breasts, “Thy two

breasts are like two roses that are twins,” he means breasts of flesh.

How natural that song sounds. Many times I felt bewildered like Solomon

in his song, when he wondered what to do with his little sister. One

senses one’s feelings described in the Song of Solomon, even though one

never cared whether the gentiles came to the church or stayed away. The

wise say that the whole song is symbolic. I have not been able thus far

to discover what Solomon did mean, as the wise men are divided on that

subject. Some say he meant a church; others he meant Jerusalem; still

others that he sings to the Jews. But they all agree that Solomon did

not mean what he meant.

The fact is so plainly seen that Solomon could mean most anything

except what he said. Whereby we learn that the wise know the thoughts

of others better than they who think the thoughts.

There is another set of wise people, whom at first I did not think

wise, but after further acquaintance I concluded that I was mistaken,

and that they were wise after all. They belong to the Tolstoi school.

Like fish, wisdom goes in schools. We have the Hamilton, the Jefferson,

the Jesus, with its different branches; the Bakunian, the Karl Marx,

the Tucker, the Darwin, the Spencer, the Huxley, the Thomas Paine, and

the Franklin school--and there is wisdom in all of them. The reason

for my thinking that this wise man is not wise is because I thought I

understood him--he said that all the other wise people are not wise at

all. I agreed with him that the universities are the hirelings of the

rich, and that there is a conspiracy between them to keep the masses

in slavery. The churches he claims are kept up by the same class, and

are not religious at all. I assented. Instead of “resist not evil,”

which is the foundation of Christianity, the leaders in the church are

foremost in organizing anti-vice crusades, capture and oppress the

poor thief, and reward the rich one. I also understood. The solution

to the chaotic condition, he said, is not to judge anybody, and have

the rich get off the backs of mankind. All this was perfectly clear to

me. All this wise man asked was to be made a leader, so that he might

straighten things out. I did not quite understand that, but I did not

care, as all the rest of the things which I felt, he said he felt, and

said them so beautifully that I thought it was myself talking, and for

feeling like myself he would be as unwise as myself, but after getting

better acquainted with him, I discovered my error, and gladly take the

opportunity to apologize for the unjust thought which came to my mind.

His acts are as mysterious as are those of the wisest. He practices

the things which he condemns. He is first to judge, and he is most

considerate of his reputation. He will come to the call of justice only

when it calls with a respectable retainer. He will not stand alone,

because he cannot afford it. And as for getting off people’s backs,

he is on them with both feet. He refuses to play with me, because he

says that he judged me and found me wanting, and that I was not sincere

in the game. He who confesses that he is a parasite and a robber like

myself refuses to associate with me because I am a hypocrite like

himself. I have no objection to him as a playmate, why should he object

to me? In psychologizing this one I discovered that he feels keenly

the woes of the universe; and he is so impressed nevertheless with his

own greatness that he eliminates the woes of the world by taking care

of the world, which is himself. It is the same old game, with a new

label--the non-resistance label--and it takes pretty well.

Therefore I conclude that while I cannot explain any code of action to

be wise (I cannot even say that the things I think I really think, or

just think I think them; and really think something else which I don’t

think). I know this much, that we fools are not to be sneered at. It is

we that furnish the opportunity for the wise to show their wisdom.

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