MY GENEALOGY 9
HOW SMART I AM 15
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT? 27
ON THE GROUND FLOOR 41
THE MAN TO BE 53
SUCCESS 61
SHOES, PIGS, AND PROBLEMS 71
DEMOCRACY 85
PRESSING HIS TROUSERS 103
POTATOES 113
BUZZ-SAWS, SHORTCAKE, AND RIGHTS 121
IN WONDERLAND 129
INVENTORY 137
LIFE’S MESSAGE 145
SYMBOLS AND TAGS 153
OCCULTISM 163
THE FLY AND THE DONKEY 171
NET BALANCE 177
THE UNIVERSAL SECRET 183
WHERE I FOUND HIM 189
FREE LOVE 201
OSTRACIZED 213
MY FIRST CASE 229
BOILED CABBAGE 243
“IT IS FINISHED” 251