CHAPTER VII

My First Experiences As a Teacher of Filipinos

After Resting in a Saloon I Arrive at My Lodging--I Attend an

Evening Party--Filipino Babies--I Take Temporary Charge of the Boys'

School--How the Opening of the Girls' School Was Announced--Curiosity

of the Natives Regarding the New School--Difficulty of Securing Order

at First.

The municipality of Capiz was expecting a woman teacher, for cries of

"La maestra!" began to resound before the boat was properly snubbed

up to the bank; and when I walked ashore on a plank ten inches wide,

there had already assembled a considerable crowd to witness that

feat. They gathered round and continued to stare when I was seated

in the principal saloon. Meanwhile a messenger was sent to find the

American man teacher, who had been notified by telegram to arrange

for my accommodation. The saloon was a very innocent-looking one,

so that I mistook it for a grocery storeroom. Such as it was, it

represented the best the Filipinos could do in the saloon line. One

sees, in Manila and, for that matter, all up and down the Chinese

and Japanese coasts, the typical groggery of America with somebody's

"Place" printed large over the entrance, and a painted screen blocking

the doorway with its suggestions of unseemliness. But the provincial

saloon is still essentially Spanish--a clean, light room with no

reservations, the array of bottles on the shelves smiling down on

the little green cloth-covered tables where the domino and card games

go on. There may be an ancient billiard table in one corner with its

accompanying cue rack, and there is almost sure to be a little hole

in the ceiling through which the proprietor's wife, who resides above,

can peep down and watch the card games. It is a genuine family resort,

too, for between four and seven all the town is likely to drop in,

the women chaffering or gossiping while their lords enjoy a glass of

beer and a game of dominoes.

The proprietor's wife must have had a fine look at me as I sat mopping

my sunburned face. At last the American teacher came, a pleasant-faced

young man who spoke Spanish excellently and was quite an adept at

the vernacular. In due time I was ushered into a room in a house

on the far side of the river, the window of which commanded a fine

view of the bridge, the plaza, the gray old church, and the jail,

with the excitements of guard mount and retreat thrown in.

The room had a floor of boards, each one of which was at least two feet

wide. They were rudely nailed and were separated by dirt-filled cracks,

but were polished into a dark richness by long rubbing with petroleum

and banana leaves. The furnishings consisted of a wardrobe, a table,

a washstand, several chairs, and a Filipino four-poster bed with a

mattress of plaited rattan such as we find in cane-seated chairs. A

snow-white valence draped the bed. The mattress was covered with a

petate, or native mat, and there were two pillows--a big, fat, bolstery

one, and another, called _abrazador_, which is used for a leg-rest.

I bathed in the provincial bathroom. Manila, being the metropolis of

the Philippines, has running water and the regular tub and shower baths

in tiled rooms. The Capiz bathroom had a floor of bamboo strips which

kept me constantly in agony lest somebody should stray beneath, and

which even made me feel apologetic toward the pigs rooting below. There

was a _tinaja_, or earthenware jar, holding about twenty gallons of

water, and a dipper made of a polished cocoanut shell. I poured water

over my body till the contents of the tinaja were exhausted and I

was cool. Already I was beginning to look upon a bath from the native

standpoint as a means of coolness, and incidentally of cleanliness.

When I got back to my room, my hostess and her sister came and sat

with me while I unpacked my trunk and applied cold cream to my sunburnt

skin. They were afraid that I should be _triste_ because I was so far

from home and alone, and they inquired if I wanted a woman servant

to sleep in my room at night. I was quite unconscious that this was

an effort to rehabilitate their conception of the creature feminine

and the violated proprieties; and my indignant disclaimer of anything

bordering on nervousness did not raise me in their estimation.

They left me finally in time to permit me to dress and gain

the sala when the bugles sounded retreat. The atmosphere was

golden-moted--swimming in the incomparable amber of a tropical

evening. The river slipped along, giving the sense of rest and peace

which water in shadow always imparts, and as the long-drawn-out notes

were caught and flung back by the echo from the mountains, the flag

fluttered down as if reluctant to leave so gentle a scene. When the

"Angelus" rang just afterwards, it was as if some benignant fairy had

waved her wand over the land to hold it at its sweetest moment. The

criss-crossing crowds on the plaza paused for a reverent moment; the

people in the room stood up, and when the bell stopped ringing, said

briskly to me and to one another, "Good evening." Then the members

of the family approached its oldest representative and kissed his

hand. It was all very pretty and very effective.

Afterwards we went out for a walk--at least they invited me to go

for a walk, though it was a party to which we were bound. Filipinos,

being devout Catholics, have a fashion of naming their children after

the saints, and, instead of celebrating the children's birthdays,

celebrate the saints' days. As there is a saint for every day in the

year, and some to spare, and it is a point of pride with every one

of any social pretension whatever to be at home to his friends on

his patron saint's day, and to do that which we vulgarly term "set

'em up" most liberally, there is more social diversion going on in a

small Filipino town than would be found in one of corresponding size

in America. At these functions the crowd is apt to be thickest from

four till eight, the official calling hours in the Philippines.

Starting out, therefore, at half-past six, we found the parlors of

the house well thronged. At the head of the stairs was a sort of

anteroom filled with men smoking. This _antesala_, as they call it,

gave on the sala, or drawing-room proper, which was a large apartment

lighted by a hanging chandelier of cut glass, holding about a dozen

petroleum lamps. Two rows of chairs, facing each other, were occupied

by ladies in silken skirts of brilliant hues, and in _camisas_ and

_pañuelos_ of delicate embroidered or hand-painted _piña_. We made

a solemn entry, and passed up the aisle doing a sort of Roger de

Coverley figure in turning first to one side and then to the other

to shake hands. No names were mentioned. Our hostess said, by way of

general announcement, "La maestra," and having started me up the maze

left me to unwind myself. So I zigzagged along with a hand-shake and

a decorous "Buenas noches" to everybody till I found myself at the

end of the line at an open window. Here one of those little oblong

tables, across which the Filipinos are fond of talking, separated

me from a lady, unquestionably of the white races, who received the

distinction of personal mention. She was "_la Gobernadora_," and her

husband, a fat _Chino mestizo_, was immediately brought forward and

introduced as "_el Gobernador_." He was a man of education and polish,

having spent fourteen years in school in Spain, where he married his

wife. After having welcomed me properly, he betook himself to the

room at the head of the stairs where the men were congregated. A fat

native priest in a greasy old cassock seemed the centre of jollity

there, and he alternately joked with the men and stopped to extend

his hand to the children who went up and kissed it.

I did my best to converse intelligently with the Gobernadora and the

other ladies who were within conversational distance. A band came up

outside and played "Just One Girl," and presently one of the ladies of

the house invited the Governor's wife and me to partake of sweets. We

went out to the dining-room, where a table was laid with snow-white

cloth, and prettily decorated with flowers and with crystal dishes

containing goodies.

There were, first of all, _meringues_, which we call French kisses,

the favorite sweet here. There was also _flaon_, which we would

call baked custard. In the absence of ovens they do not bake it,

but they boil it in a mould like an ice-cream brick. They line the

mould with caramel, and the custard comes out golden brown, smooth

as satin, and delicately flavored with the caramel. Then there was

_nata_, which is like boiled custard unboiled, and there were all

sorts of crystallized fruits--pineapple, lemon, orange, and citron,

together with that peculiar one they call _santol_. There were also

the transparent, jelly-like seeds of the nipa palm, boiled in syrup

till they looked like magnified balls of sago or tapioca.

I partook of these rich delicacies, though my soul was hungering for

a piece of broiled steak, and I accepted a glass of muscatel, which is

the accepted ladies' wine here. My hostesses were eager that I should

try all kinds of foods, and a refusal to accept met with a protest,

"Otra clase, otra clase." Then the Gobernadora and I went back to

the sala, and another group took our places at the refreshment table.

I was much interested in the babies, who were strutting about

in their finest raiment and were unquestionably annoyed at its

restrictions. Filipino babies are sharp-eyed, black-polled, attractive

little creatures. Whether of high or low degree, their ordinary dress

is adapted to the climate, and consists usually of a single low-necked

garment, which drapes itself picturesquely across the shoulders like

the cloaks of Louis the Fourteenth's time seen on the stage.

On state occasions, however, they are inducted into raiment which their

deluded mothers fancy is European and stylish; but there is always

something wrong. Either one little ruffled drawers leg sags down,

or the petticoat is longer than the dress skirt, or the waistband is

too tight, or mamma has failed to make allowance in the underclothing

for the gauziness of the outer sheathing. As for the sashes with

which the victims are finally bound, they fret the little swelled

stomachs, and the baby goes about tugging at his undesirable adornment,

and wearing the frown of one harassed past endurance. Sometimes it

ends in flat mutiny, and baby is shorn of his grandeur, and prances

innocently back into the heart of society, clad in a combination of

waist and drawers which is associated in my memory with cotton flannel

and winter nights. Nobody is at all embarrassed by the _negligée_;

and as for the baby himself, he would appear in the garments of Eve

before the Fall without a qualm.

After everybody had been served with sweets, a young Filipina was led

to the piano. She played with remarkable technique and skill. Another

young lady sang very badly. Filipinos have natural good taste in music,

have quick musical ears, and a natural sense of time, but they have

voices of small range and compass, and what voice they have they

misuse shamefully. They also undertake to sing music altogether too

difficult for any but professionals.

When the music was over, I was rather anxiously anticipating a

"recitation," but was overjoyed to discover that that resource of rural

entertainment has no foothold in the Philippines. Dancing was next

in order. The first dance was the stately _rigodon_, which is almost

the only square dance used here. When it was finished and a waltz

had begun, I insisted on going home, for I was tired out. Somebody

loaned us a victoria, and thus the trip was short. A deep-mouthed

bell in the church tower rang out ten slow strokes as I threw back

the shutters after putting out my light. The military bugles took

up the sound with "taps," and the figure of the sentry on the bridge

was a moving patch of black in the moonlight.

The Division Superintendent started inland the next morning to place

the men teachers in their stations, and as he required the services

of the American teacher in interpreting, I was told to go over and

take charge of the boys' school, at that time the only one organized.

I went across the plaza and found two one-story buildings of stone with

an American flag floating over one, and a noise which resembled the

din of a boiler factory issuing from it. The noise was the vociferous

outcry of one hundred and eighty-nine Filipino youths engaged in

study or at least in a high, throaty clamor, over and over again,

of their assigned lessons. When I went in, they rose electrically,

and shrieked as by one impulse, "Good morning, modham." They were

so delighted at my surprise at their facility with English that they

gave it to me over and over again, and I saw that they had intuitions

of three cheers and a tiger.

When I had explained to the teacher that I was there to relieve him,

he explained it to the boys, and they replied with the same unanimity

and the same robustness of voice, "Yis, all ri'!" So he went away,

leaving me in charge of the boiler factory.

It stays in my recollection as the most strenuous five hours' labor I

ever put in. Only two personalities were impressive, those of the pupil

teacher who aided me, and who has since graduated from the University

of Michigan (agricultural department), and of a very small boy who had

possessed himself of a wooden box, once the receptacle of forty-eight

tins of condensed milk, which he used for a seat. He carried the box

with him when he went from one place to another, and more than one

fight was generated by his plutocracy. He also sang "Suwanee River"

in a clear but sweet nasal voice, and was evidently regarded as the

show pupil of the school.

The school was popular not only with boys but with goats. Flocks of

them wandered in, coming through the doors or jumping through the

windows. I soon found that Filipino children are more matter-of-fact

than American children. Nobody giggled when our four-footed friends

came in, and until I gave an order to expel them their presence was

accepted as a matter of course. When I suggested putting them out,

I found the Filipino youth ready enough at rough play. The first

charge nearly swept me off my feet, and turned the school into a

pandemonium. After that the goats were allowed to assist in the

classes at their pleasure.

During the next three days, what with the labor of school and the

fatigue of entertaining most of the population of Capiz during calling

hours, I was almost worn out. The Division Superintendent came back the

latter part of the week, and the _Presidente_, or mayor, sent out, at

his request, a _bandillo_ to announce the opening of a girls' school.

The bandillo corresponds to the colonial institution of the town

crier. It consists usually of three native police, armed with most

ferocious-looking revolvers, and preceded by a temporary guest

of municipal hospitality from the local _calabozo_. This citizen,

generally ragged and dirty and smoking a big cigar, is provided with

a drum which he beats lustily. The people flock to doors and windows,

and the curious and the little boys and girls who are carrying their

baby relations cross saddle on their hips, fall in behind as for a

circus procession. At every corner they stop, and the middle policeman

reads the announcement aloud from a paper. Then the march is taken

up again by those who desire to continue, and the rest race back to

their doorways to wag their tongues over the news. The bandillo makes

the rounds of the town and returns to the municipal hall whence it

started. The prisoner goes back to jail, the police lay aside their

bloodthirsty revolvers, and such is the rapidity with which news flies

in the Philippines that, in a little more than twenty-four hours,

the essentials of the bandillo may be known all over the province.

In spite of the bandillo I waited long for a pupil on the day of

opening my school. My little friend of the milk box deserted his own

classes and stationed himself at my door. After an interminable time

he thrust his head inside the door and announced, "One pupil, letty."

It was a very small girl in a long skirt with a train a yard long and

with a gauzy camisa and pañuelo--a most comical little caricature of

womanhood. She was speechless with fright, but came on so recklessly

that I began to suspect the cause of her determination. It was,

in truth, behind her as my groom of the front yard soon let me

know. Again the elfin face and the wiry pompadour leaned round the

door-jamb--"One more pupil, letty,--dthe girl's modther."

But she was not a pupil, of course, and she had only come in response

to the heart promptings of motherhood, white, black, or brown, to talk

about her offspring to the strange woman who was to usurp a mother's

place with her so many hours of each day. She was quite as voluble

as American mothers are, and her daughter was quite embarrassed by

her volubility. The child sat stealing frightened glances at me and

resentful ones at her mother.

Half an hour later, three more girls came in, and they continued

to drop in during the rest of the morning till I had forty-five

enrolled. Some of them were accompanied by their dogs, which curled

up under the benches without disturbance. Several nursemaids also

happened along to give their charges a peep at the American school,

and a crowd of citizens peered in at doors and windows and made

audible remarks about the new institution.

Within a few days the enrolment ran up to one hundred and

forty-nine. As this was too large a body to be handled by me alone,

the teacher of Spanish days was brought back to the school, pending the

arrival of more teachers from the States. She was a plump, middle-aged

body who had a little--a very little--English, but whose ideas of

discipline, recitation, and study were too well fixed to permit of

accommodation to our methods. She was unfailingly polite and kind,

though I could see that she was often harassed by the innovations to

which she could not accustom herself.

The school-house was one immense room, and one of the first acts of

the Division Superintendent was to set in motion the forces which

should separate it into three. This took time. First the Presidente

had to approve, and the town council to act on his suggestion. The

Municipal Treasurer, a native official, had to certify the cost to

the Provincial Treasurer, an American civil appointee, and if the

last-named official approved, the council could make the appropriation

and order the work done.

Pending these changes, the Filipino teacher took one end of the room

and I the other. We were sufficiently far apart not to interfere with

each other's recitations. In order that all the pupils should have

their reading and grammar recitations under my personal supervision,

we changed classes at intervals. For the sake of the drill, I made

the children move from one part of the room to the other, instead

of changing with the other teacher myself. We made great efforts

to accomplish this movement with order and decorum, but the result

at first was a fizzle. The double column always began to move with

dignity, but by the time it had advanced ten steps, excitement began

to wax, the march became a hurry, the hurry grew to a rush, and the

rush ended in a wild scramble for front seats. One little maid in

particular was such an invariable holder of an advantageous position

that my curiosity was aroused to see how she did it. I watched her, saw

her glistening brown body--perfectly visible through the filmy material

of her single garment--dive under the last row of seats and emerge

triumphant at the front while the press was still blocking the aisles.

Disorder and excitement were, however, mere temporary conditions. Under

repeated admonition and practice, the Filipino children moved about

with more order and regularity, the habit of studying aloud was

overcome, and the school began to show the organization and discipline

to which Americans are accustomed.

The hardest thing to overcome was their desire to aid me in matters

that I could manage better alone. If some one whispered and I tapped

a pencil, instantly half the children in the room would turn around

and utter the hiss with which they invoke silence, or else they

would begin to scold the offender in the vernacular. Such acts led,

of course, to unutterable confusion, and I had no little trouble in

putting a stop to them.

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