CHAPTER III

Our Ten Days' Sightseeing

The Fish Market--We Are Treated to Poi--We Visit the Stores--Hawaiian

Curiosities--The Southern Cross--Our Trip to the Dreadful Pali--The

Rescue--The Flowers and Trees of Honolulu--The Mango Tree and Its

Fruit.

My first impressions of Honolulu were disappointing. I had been, in my

childhood, a fascinated peruser of Mark Twain's "Roughing It," and his

picture of Honolulu--or rather my picture formed from his description

of it--demanded something novel in foliage and architecture, and

a great acreage of tropical vegetation. What we really found was

a modern American city with straight streets, close-clipped lawns,

and frame houses of various styles of architecture leaning chiefly

to the gingerbread, and with a business centre very much like that

of a Western town. Only after three or four days did the charm and

individuality of Honolulu make themselves felt.

To leave the dock, we had to pass through the fish market, which looked

like any other fish market, but seemed to smell worse. When we looked

at the fish, however, we almost forgot the odors, for they were as many

tinted as a rainbow. Coral red, silver, blue, blue shot with purple,

they seemed to tell of sun-kissed haunts under wind-ruffled surfaces

or of dusky caves within the underworld of branching coral. It is

hard to be sentimental about fish, but for the space of two minutes

and a half we quite mooned over the beauty fish of Honolulu.

Leaving the market, we came upon a _ley_ woman who wanted to throw

a heavy wreath of scented flowers about the neck of each of us at a

consideration of twenty cents per capita. She was a fat old woman who

used many alluring gestures and grinned coquettishly; but we were

adamant to her pleadings, and seeing a street car jingling toward

us--one of the bobtailed mule variety--we left her to try her wiles on

a fresh group from our boat, and hailed the street car. As we entered,

one passenger remarked audibly to another, "I see another transport

is in," which speech lowered my spirits fifty degrees. I hate to be

so obvious.

Under that nightmare of threatened departure we went flying

from place to place. In the first store which we entered we were

treated to _poi_--a dish always offered to the stranger as a mark

of hospitality--and partook of it in the national manner; that is,

we stuck our forefingers in the _poi_, and each then sucked her

own digit. _Poi_ is made from taro root, and tastes mouldy. It is

exceedingly nasty--nobody would want two dips.

The stores were just like those of the United States, and the

only commercial novelties which we discovered were chains made of

exquisitely tinted shells, which came from somewhere down in the South

Seas, and other chains made of coral and of a berry which is hard and

red and looks like coral. At the Bishop Museum, however, we found

an interesting collection of Malaysian curios and products--birds,

beasts, fishes, weapons, dress, and domestic utensils. Among the

dress exhibits were cloaks made of yellow feathers, quite priceless

(I forget how many thousand birds were killed to make each cloak);

and among the household utensils were wooden bowls inlaid with human

teeth. It was a humorous conceit on the part of former Hawaiian kings

thus to compliment a defunct enemy.

There was a dance that night at the Hawaiian Hotel in honor of

our passengers, most of whom attended, leaving me almost a solitary

passenger aboard. Those happy sinners from Radcliffe went off in their

best frocks. I lay in a steamer chair on the afterdeck, scanning

the heavens for the Southern Cross. I counted, as nearly as I can

remember, about eight arrangements of stars that might have been

said to resemble crosses. Not one of them was it, however. Later,

I made acquaintance with the Cross, and I must say it has been much

overrated by adjective-burdened literature. It does not blaze, and

it is lop-sided, and it is not magnificent in the least. It consists

of five stars in the form of an irregular diamond, and it is not half

so cross-like as the so-called False Cross.

Next morning the military band came down and gave us an hour's concert

on the promenade deck. We sat about under the awnings with our novels

or our sewing or our attention. At the end they played the "Star

Spangled Banner," and we all stood up, the soldiers at attention,

hat on breast. One of the passengers refused to take off his hat,

so that we had something to gossip about for another hour.

In the afternoon we took a ride up Pacific Heights on the trolley

car. Pacific Heights is a residence suburb where the houses are like

those on the Peak at Hong Kong, clinging wherever they can get room on

the steep sides of the mountain. The view of the city and of the blue

harbor dotted with ships was beautiful. In the evening we went to a

band concert in Emma Square, and on the third day made our memorable

trip to the Pali.

We had been hearing of the Pali ever since we landed. It is a

cliff approached by a gorge, whence one of those unpronounceable

and unspellable kings once drove his enemies headlong into the

sea. We could not miss a scene so provocative of sensations as this,

so several of us teachers and an army nurse or two packed ourselves

into a wagonette for the journey. We started bright and early, or

as near bright and early as is possible when one eats in the second

section and the first section sits down to breakfast at eight o'clock.

Our driver was a shrewd, kindly, gray-haired old Yankee, cherishing

a true American contempt for all peoples from Asia or the south

of Europe. He was conversational when we first started, but his

evident desire to do the honors of Honolulu handsomely was chilled

by a suggestion from one of the saints that, when we should arrive

in the suburbs, he would let down the check-reins. The horses were

sturdy brutes, not at all cruelly checked; but the saint could not

rise superior to habit. Unfortunately she made the request with

that blandly patronizing tone which in time becomes second nature

to kindergartners. Its insinuating blandness ruffled our Jehu, who

opined that his horses were all right, and that he could look after

their comfort without any assistance. He did not say anything about old

maids, but the air was surcharged with his unexpressed convictions, so

that all of our cohort who were over thirty-five were reduced to a kind

of abject contrition for having been born, and for having continued to

live after it was assured that we were destined to remain incomplete.

We drove through the beautiful Nuuana Avenue with its velvet lawns,

and magnificent trees, and then wound up the steep valley between the

terraced gardens of the mountain-sides. Not a hundred yards away a

shower drove by and hung a silver curtain like the gauze one which is

used to help out scenic effects in a theatre; and presently another

swept over us and drenched us to the skin. Half a dozen times in the

upward journey we were well soaked, but we dried out again as soon

as the hot sun peeped forth. We did not mind, but tucked our hats

under the seats and took our drenchings in good part.

At last we arrived at a point where the road turned abruptly around

a sharp peak, the approach to which led through a gorge formed by a

second mountain on the left. We could tell that there was a precipice

beyond, because we could see the remains of a fence which had been

recently broken on the left, or outside, part of the road. The driver

stopped some twenty-five or thirty yards outside the gorge, saying

that he could approach no nearer, as the velocity of the wind in the

cleft made it dangerous. Our subsequent experiences led me to doubt

his motive in not drawing nearer, and to accredit to him a hateful

spirit of revenge.

We alighted in another of those operatic showers, and made our way

to the gorge, laughing and dashing the rain drops from our faces. We

were not conscious of any particular force of wind, but no sooner

were we within those towering walls of rock than a demon power began

to tear us into pieces and to urge us in the direction of the broken

fence. The first gust terrified us, and with universal feminine assent

we clutched at our skirts and screamed.

The next blast sent combs and hairpins flying, drove our wet hair

about our faces, and forced us to release our garments, which behaved

most shockingly. I saw a kind of recess in the cliffs to the right

under an overhanging shelf of rock, and, though it was approached

by a mud puddle, made straight for it and in temporary quiet let go

my threshing skirts and braided my hair. I could see our driver in

the distance, pretending to look after his harness, and indulging in

hyæna mirth at the figures we cut. Then, to make matters worse, there

came a shout from the hidden road to the right, and, three abreast, a

party of young civil engineers from our ship charged round the corner.

Most of our party sat down in their tracks, and a stifled but heartfelt

moan escaped from more than one. I waded three inches deeper into the

mud puddle and flattened myself against a wall of oozy rock with an

utterly unfeminine disregard of consequences.

The men were of a thoroughly good sort, however, and, ignoring our

plight, insisted on helping us round the corner. They said that,

once we were out of the gorge and on the other face of the mountain,

the strong draught ceased. So each woman took a frenzied grasp of her

skirts, and, with an able-bodied man steadying her on each side, made

the run and brought up safe on the other side. There did not seem to

be much to see--nothing but the precipitous face of the cliff towering

above us, the road cut out of it, winding steeply down to the right,

and the shoulder of the left-hand peak running up into a cloud-swept

sky. Below us was a floor of mist, swaying to unfelt airs, heaving,

gray, and sad.

Just about this time a Chinaman arrived--one of the beast-of-burden

sort--with two immense baskets swung across his shoulders on a bamboo

pole. He made three ineffectual efforts to get round the point, but

had to fall on his knees each time, as the wind threatened to sweep him

too near the cliff. So the philanthropic youths went to his assistance

as they had come to ours, and piloted him safely round the bend. We

became so much interested in this operation and in the Chinaman's

efforts to express his thanks that we quite forgot our disappointment

at the Pali's unkind behavior. A sudden gleam of sunshine recalled

us. The clouds which had been dripping down upon us were rent apart

to reveal a long streamer of blue, and to give passage to a shaft

of sunlight which drove resistlessly through the mist floor. The fog

parted shudderingly, silently, and for a moment we looked down into a

beautiful valley, green and with a thousand other tints and shades,

and set in a great inward curve, beyond which the sea raced up in

frothy billows to the clean white sands. Far beneath us as it was,

we could detect the flashes on wet foliage; indeed, I could think of

nothing but a cup of emerald rimmed with sapphire and studded with

brilliants. For an all too brief space it quivered and shimmered

under the sunburst, and then the mist floor closed relentlessly,

the heavens grayed again, and another downpour set in.

We waited long, but the Pali declined to be wooed into sight again, nor

am I certain that we were the losers thereby. The whole effect was so

brief and vivid that our pleasure in it was greatly intensified. Longer

vision might have brought out details which we missed, but it would

have converted into the memory of a beautiful scene that which has

remained a peep into fairyland.

Our return through the gorge was accompanied by all the original

drawbacks. Our driver had released the check-reins of the horses,

but he ostentatiously checked them up again as we appeared. He had

entirely recovered his good humor, and contemplated our dishevelled

appearance with secret glee.

The Pali has its good features, but it must be admitted there are

drawbacks. Among the military people aboard there was a lady of

uncertain age, and of a mistaken conception of what was becoming to

her fading charms. She was gaunt, and leathery of skin, and she wore

"baby necks" and elbow sleeves, and affected childish simplicity

and perennial youth. On our first night out of Honolulu I happened

to come around the corner of the promenade deck in time to observe

one of the men passengers contemplating this lady, who stood at some

distance from him, attired in a rather _décolleté_ frock. The man's

attitude was a modified edition of that of the Colossus of Rhodes: He

steadied a cigarette between his lips with the third and fourth fingers

of his left hand, while his right hand was thrust into his trousers

pocket. A peculiar expression lingered on his countenance--kind of

struggle between a painful memory and a judicial estimate. He was so

absorbed in his musings that he did not notice me, and he spoke aloud.

"I knew she was thin," he said, "but even with her low-necked dresses,

I did not think that it was as bad as it is."

I beat a retreat without attracting his attention, but I understood

him, for I had seen him on the back seat of an army ambulance in the

clutches of the perennially youthful lady, starting for the Pali.

We left Honolulu with the modified regret which always must be

entertained when other lands are beckoning. The native custom of

adorning departing friends with wreaths of flowers was followed,

and some of our army belles were almost weighed down with circlets of

blossoms cast over their heads by admiring officers of Honolulu. Once

clear of the dock and out of eye range, they shamelessly cast these

tokens away, and the deck stewards gathered up the perfumed heaps and

threw them overboard. The favorite flowers used in these _ley_, or

wreaths, were the creamy white blossoms with the golden centre from

which the perfume frangipani is extracted. This flower is known in

the Philippines as _calachuchi_. There were also some of the yellow,

bell-shaped flowers called "campanilo," and a variety of the hibiscus

which we learned to call "coral hibiscus," but which in the Philippines

is known as _arana_, or spider.

The flowers of Honolulu and Manila seem very much alike. In neither

place is there a wide variety of garden flowers, but there is an

abundance of flowering shrubs and trees.

One quite common plant is the bougainvillaea, which climbs over

trellises or trees, and covers them with its mass of magenta

blossoms. The scarlet hibiscus, either single or double, and the

so-called coral hibiscus grow profusely and attain the size of a

large lilac bush. There is another bush which produces clusters of

tiny, star-like flowers in either white or pink. It is called in the

Philippines "santan," but I do not know its name in Honolulu.

Catholic missionaries were instrumental in introducing into the

Hawaiian Islands a tree of hardy and beautiful foliage which has

thrived and now covers a great part of the mountain slopes. This is

the algoroda tree, the drooping foliage of which is suggestive of a

weeping willow. Then there is the beautiful West Indian rain-tree,

which the Honolulu people call the monkey-pod tree, and which in

the Philippines is miscalled _acacia_. Its broad branches extend

outward in graceful curves, the foliage is thick but not crowded,

and it is an ideal shade tree, apart from the charm of its blossoms

of purplish pink.

The fire-tree and the mango are two others which are a joy to all true

lovers of trees. The fire-tree is deciduous, and loses its leaves in

December, In April or May, before the leaves come back, it bursts into

bloom in great bunches of scarlet about the size of the flower mass

of the catalpa tree. The bark is white, and as the tree attains the

size of a large maple, the sight of this enormous bouquet is something

to be remembered. When the leaves come back, the foliage is thick,

and the general appearance of the tree is like that of a locust.

Among tropical trees, however, the most beautiful is the mango. Its

shape is that of a sharply domed bowl. The leaves are glossy and

thickly clustered. It is distinguishable at a long distance by its

dignity and grace. But the mass of its foliage is a drawback, inasmuch

as few trunks can sustain the weight; and one sees everywhere the great

trunk prostrate, the roots clinging to the soil, and the upper branches

doing their best to overcome the disadvantages of a recumbent position.

We ate our first mangoes in Honolulu, and were highly disgusted with

them, assenting without murmur to the statement that the liking of

mangoes is an acquired taste. I had a doubt, to which I did not give

utterance, of ever acquiring the taste, but may as well admit that

I did acquire it in time. The only American fruit resembling a mango

in appearance is the western pawpaw. The mango is considerably larger

than the pawpaw, and not identical in shape, though very like it in

smooth, golden outer covering. When the mango is ripe, its meat is

yellow and pulpy and quite fibrous near the stone, to which it adheres

as does a clingstone peach. It tastes like a combination of apple,

peach, pear, and apricot with a final merger of turpentine. At first

the turpentine flavor so far dominates all others that the consumer

is moved to throw his fruit into the nearest ditch; but in time it

diminishes, and one comes to agree with the tropical races in the

opinion that the mango is the king of all fruits.

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