CHAPTER I.

[Illustration: _Photo by Arthur Weston, 16, Poultry, London._]

IN THE RANKS OF THE C.I.V.

A NARRATIVE AND DIARY OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCES WITH THE C.I.V. BATTERY

(HONOURABLE ARTILLERY COMPANY) IN SOUTH AFRICA

BY DRIVER

ERSKINE CHILDERS

CLERK IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

_WITH A FRONTISPIECE_

1900

DEDICATED

TO

MY FRIEND AND COMRADE

GUNNER BASIL WILLIAMS

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER

I. THE "MONTFORT"

II. CAPETOWN AND STELLENBOSCH

III. PIQUETBERG ROAD

IV. BLOEMFONTEIN

V. LINDLEY

VI. BETHLEHEM

VII. BULTFONTEIN

VIII. SLABBERT'S NEK AND FOURIESBERG

IX. TO PRETORIA

X. WARMBAD

XI. HOSPITAL

XII. A DETAIL

XIII. SOUTH AGAIN

XIV. CONCLUSION

IN THE RANKS OF THE C.I.V.

CHAPTER I.

THE "MONTFORT."

A wintry ride--Retrospect--Embarkation--A typical day--"Stables" in

rough weather--Las Palmas--The tropics--Inoculation--Journalism--

Fashions--"Intelligent anticipation"--Stable-guard--Arrival.

With some who left for the War it was "roses, roses, all the way." For

us, the scene was the square of St. John's Wood Barracks at 2 A.M. on

the 3rd of February, a stormy winter's morning, with three inches of

snow on the ground, and driving gusts of melting flakes lashing our

faces. In utter silence the long lines of horses and cloaked riders

filed out through the dimly-lit gateway and into the empty streets,

and we were off at last on this long, strange journey to distant

Africa. Six crowded weeks were behind us since the disastrous one of

Colenso, and with it the news of the formation of the C.I.V., and the

incorporation in that regiment of a battery to be supplied by the

Honourable Artillery Company, with four quick-firing Vickers-Maxim

guns. Then came the hurried run over from Ireland, the application for

service, as a driver, the week of suspense, the joy of success, the

brilliant scene of enlistment before the Lord Mayor, and the abrupt

change one raw January morning from the ease and freedom of civilian

life, to the rigours and serfdom of a soldier's. There followed a

month of constant hard work, riding-drill, gun-drill, stable work, and

every sort of manual labour, until the last details of the

mobilization were complete, uniforms and kit received, the guns packed

and despatched; and all that remained was to ride our horses to the

Albert Docks; for our ship, the _Montfort_, was to sail at mid-day.

Hardships had begun in earnest, for we had thirteen miles to ride in

the falling snow, and our hands and feet were frozen. As we filed

through the silent streets, an occasional knot of night-birds gave us

a thin cheer, and once a policeman rushed at me, and wrung my hand,

with a fervent "Safe home again!" Whitechapel was reached soon enough,

but the Commercial Road, and the line of docks, seemed infinite.

However, at six we had reached the ship, and lined up into a great

shed, where we took off and gave up saddles and head-collars, put on

canvas head-stalls, and then enjoyed an excellent breakfast, provided

by some unknown benefactor. Next we embarked the horses by matted

gangways (it took six men to heave my roan on board), and ranged them

down below in their narrow stalls on the stable-deck. Thence we

crowded still further down to the troop-deck--one large low-roofed

room, edged with rows of mess-tables. My entire personal accommodation

was a single iron hook in a beam. This was my wardrobe, chest of

drawers, and an integral part of my bed; for from it swung the

hammock. We were packed almost as thickly as the horses; and that is

saying a great deal. The morning was spent in fatigue duties of all

sorts, from which we snatched furtive moments with our friends on the

crowded quay. For hours a stream of horses and mules poured up the

gangways; for two other corps were to share the ship with us, the

Oxfordshire Yeomanry and the Irish Hospital. At two the last farewells

had been said, and we narrowed our thoughts once more to all the

minutiæ of routine. As it turned out, we missed that tide, and did not

start till two in the next morning; but I was oblivious of such a

detail, having been made one of the two "stablemen" of my

sub-division, a post which was to last for a week, and kept me in

constant attendance on the horses down below; so that I might just as

well have been in a very stuffy stable on shore, for all I saw of the

run down Channel. My duty was to draw forage from the forward hold (a

gloomy, giddy operation), be responsible with my mate for the watering

of all the horses in my sub-division--thirty in number, for preparing

their feeds and "haying up" three times a day, and for keeping our

section of the stable-deck swept and clean. We started with very fine

weather, and soon fell into our new life, with, for me at least, a

strange absence of any sense of transition. The sea-life joined

naturally on to the barrack-life. Both are a constant round of

engrossing duties, in which one has no time to feel new departures.

The transition had come earlier, with the first day in barracks, and,

indeed, was as great and sudden a change, mentally and physically, as

one could possibly conceive. On the material side it was sharp enough;

but the mental change was stranger still. There was no perspective

left; no planning of the future, no questioning of the present; none

of that free play of mind and will with which we order our lives at

home; instead, utter abandonment to superior wills, one's only concern

the present point of time and the moment's duty, whatever it might be.

This is how we spent the day.

The trumpet blew reveillé at six, and called us to early "stables,"

when the horses were fed and watered, and forage drawn. Breakfast was

at seven: the food rough, but generally good. We were split up into

messes of about fourteen, each of which elected two "mess orderlies,"

who drew the rations, washed up, swept the troop-deck, and were

excused all other duties. I, and my friend Gunner Basil Williams, a

colleague in my office at home, were together in the same mess.

Coffee, bread and butter, and something of a dubious, hashy nature,

were generally the fare at breakfast. I, as stableman, was constantly

with the horses, but for the rest the next event was morning stables,

about nine o'clock, which was a long and tedious business. The horses

would be taken out of their stalls, and half of us would lead them

round the stable-deck for exercise, while the rest took out the

partitions and cleaned the stalls. Then ensued exciting scenes in

getting them back again, an operation that most would not agree to

without violent compulsion--and small blame to the poor brutes. It

used to take our whole sub-division to shove my roan in. Each driver

has two horses. My dun was a peaceful beast, but the roan was a

by-word in the sub-division. When all was finished, and the horses fed

and watered, it would be near 12.30, which was the dinner-hour. Some

afternoons were free, but generally there would be more exercising and

stall-cleaning, followed by the afternoon feeds and watering. At six

came tea, and then all hands, including us stablemen, were free.

Hammocks were slung about seven, and it was one of the nightly

problems to secure a place. I generally found under the hatchway,

where it was airy, but in rainy weather moist. Then we were free to

talk and smoke on deck till any hour. Before going to bed, I used to

write my diary, down below, at a mess-table, where the lights shot dim

rays through vistas of serried hammocks, while overhead the horses

fidgeted and trampled in their stalls, making a distracting thunder on

the iron decks. It was often writing under difficulties, crouching

down with a hammock pressing on the top of one's head--the occupant

protesting at the head with no excess of civility; a quality which, by

the way, was very rare with us.

Soon after leaving the Bay, we had some rough weather. "Stables" used

to be a comical function. My diary for the first rough day

says:--"About six of us were there out of about thirty in my

sub-division; our sergeant, usually an awesome personage to me,

helpless as a babe, and white as a corpse, standing rigid. The

lieutenant feebly told me to report when all horses were watered and

feeds made up. It was a long job, and at the end I found him leaning

limply against a stall. 'Horses all watered, and feeds ready, sir.' He

turned on me a glazed eye, which saw nothing; then a glimmer of

recollection flickered, and the lips framed the word 'feed,' no doubt

through habit; but to pronounce that word at all under the

circumstances was an effort of heroism for which I respected him.

Rather a lonely day. My co-stableman curled in a pathetic ball all

day, among the hay, in our forage recess. My only view of the outer

world is from a big port in this recess, which frames a square of

heaving blue sea; but now and then one can get breathing-spaces on

deck. In the afternoon--the ship rolling heavily--I went, by an order

of the day before, to be vaccinated. Found the doctor on the saloon

deck, in a long chair, very still. Thought he was dead, but saluted,

and said what I had come for. With marvellous presence of mind, he

collected himself, and said: 'I ordered six to come; it is waste of

lymph to do one only: get the other five.' After a short absence, I

was back, reporting the other five not in a condition to do anything,

even to be vaccinated. The ghost of a weary smile lit up the wan face.

I saluted and left."

Our busy days passed quickly, and on the ninth of the month a lovely,

still blue day, I ran up to look at the Grand Canary in sight on the

starboard bow, and far to the westward the Peak of Teneriffe, its

snowy cone flushed pink in the morning sun, above a bank of cloud. All

was blotted out in two hours of stable squalors, but at midday we were

anchored off Las Palmas (white houses backed by arid hills), the

ill-fated _Denton Grange_ lying stranded on the rocks, coal barges

alongside, donkey engines chattering on deck, and a swarm of bum-boats

round our sides, filled with tempting heaps of fruit, cigars, and

tobacco. Baskets were slung up on deck, and they drove a roaring

trade. A little vague news filtered down to the troop-deck; Ladysmith

unrelieved, but Buller across the Tugela, and some foggy rumour about

120,000 more men being wanted. The Battery also received a four-footed

recruit in the shape of a little grey monkey, the gift of the

Oxfordshire Yeomanry. He was at once invested with the rank of

Bombardier, and followed all our fortunes in camp and march and action

till our return home. That day was a pleasant break in the monotony,

and also signalized my release from the office of stableman. We were

off again at six; an exquisite night it was, a big moon in the zenith,

the evening star burning steadily over the dim, receding island. We

finished with a sing-song on deck, a crooning, desultory performance,

with sleepy choruses, and a homely beer-bottle passing from mouth to

mouth.

Then came the tropics and the heat, and the steamy doldrums, when the

stable-deck was an "Inferno," and exercising the horses like a

tread-mill in a Turkish bath, and stall-cleaning an unspeakable

business. Yet the hard work kept us in fit condition, and gave zest to

the intervals of rest.

At this time many of us used to sling our hammocks on deck, for down

in the teeming troop-deck it was suffocating. It was delicious to lie

in the cool night air, with only the stars above, and your feet almost

overhanging the heaving sea, where it rustled away from the vessel's

sides. At dawn you would see through sleepy eyes an exquisite sky,

colouring for sunrise, and just at reveillé the golden rim would rise

out of a still sea swimming and shimmering in pink and opal.

Here is the diary of a Sunday:--

"_February 11._--Reveillé at six. Delicious bathe in the sail-bath.

Church parade at ten; great cleaning and brushing up for it. Short

service, read by the Major, and two hymns. Then a long lazy lie on

deck with Williams, learning Dutch from a distracting grammar by a

pompous old pedant. Pronunciation maddening, and the explanations made

it worse. Long afternoon, too, doing the same. No exercising; just

water, feed, and a little grooming at 4.30, then work over for the

day. Kept the ship lively combing my roan's mane; thought he would

jump into the engine-room. By the way, yesterday, when waiting for his

hay coming down the line, his impatience caused him to jump half over

the breast-bar, bursting one head rope; an extraordinary feat in view

of the narrowness and lowness of his stall. He hung in a nasty

position for a minute, and then we got him to struggle back. Another

horse died in the night, and another very sick.

"Inoculation for enteric began to-day with a dozen fellows. Results

rather alarming, as they all are collapsed already in hammocks, and

one fainted on deck. It certainly is no trifle, and I shall watch

their progress carefully. I can't be done myself for some days, as I

was vaccinated two days ago (after the first unsuccessful attempt), in

company with Williams. We went to the doctor's cabin on the upper

deck, and afterwards sat on the deck in the sun to let our arms dry.

After some consultation we decided to light a furtive cigarette, but

were ignominiously caught by the doctor and rebuked. 'Back at school

again,' I thought; 'caught smoking!' It seemed very funny, and we had

a good laugh at it.

"It is a gorgeous, tropical night, not a cloud or feather of one; a

big moon, and dead-calm sea; just a slight, even roll; we have sat

over pipes after tea, chatting of old days, and present things, and

the mysterious future, sitting right aft on the poop, with the moonlit

wake creaming astern."

Inoculation was general, and I was turned off one morning with a

joyous band of comrades, retired to hammocks, and awaited the worst

with firmness. It was nothing more than a splitting headache and

shivering for about an hour, during which time I wished Kruger,

Roberts, and the war at the bottom of the sea. A painful stiffness

then ensued, and that was all. My only grievance was that two dying

horses were brought up and tied just below me, and dosed--lucky

beasts--with champagne by their officer-owners! Also we had the hose

turned on us by some sailors, who were washing the boat-bridge above,

and jeered at our impotent remonstrances. In two days we were fit for

duty, and took our turn in ministering to other sufferers.

We were a merry ship, for the men of our three corps got on capitally

together, and concerts and amusements were frequent. They were held

_al fresco_ on the forward deck, with the hammocks of inoculates

swinging above and around, so that these unfortunates, some of whom

were pretty bad, had to take this strange musical medicine whether

they liked it or no, and the mouth-organ band which attended on these

occasions was by no means calculated to act as an opiate. Of course we

had sports, both aquatic and athletic, and on the 18th Williams and I

conceived the idea of publishing a newspaper; and without delay wrote,

and posted up, an extravagant prospectus of the same. Helpers came,

and ideas were plentiful. A most prolific poet knocked off poems

"while you wait," and we soon had plenty of "copy." The difficulty lay

in printing our paper. All we could do was to make four copies in

manuscript, and that was labour enough. I am sure no paper ever went

to press under such distracting conditions. The editorial room was a

donkey engine, and the last sheets were copied one night among

overhanging hammocks, card-parties, supper-parties, and a braying

concert by the Irish just overhead, by the light of an inch of candle.

We pasted up two copies on deck, sent one bound copy to the officers,

and the _Montfort Express_ was a great success. It was afterwards

printed at Capetown. Here is an extract which will throw some light on

our dress on board in the tropics:--

THE FEBRUARY FASHIONS.

_By our Lady Correspondent._

"DEAR MAUDE,

"I don't often write to you about gentlemen's fashions, because, as a

rule, they are monstrously dull, but this season the stronger sex seem

really to be developing some originality. Here are a few notes taken

on the troopship _Montfort_, where of course you know every one is

smart. (_Tout ce qu'il y a de plus Montfort_ has become quite a

proverb, dear.) Generally speaking, piquancy and coolness are the main

features. For instance, a neat costume for stables is a pair of strong

boots. To make this rather more dressy for the dinner-table, a pair of

close-fitting pants may be added, but this is optional. Shirts, if

worn, are neutral in tint; white ones are quite _démodé_. Vests are

cut low in the neck and with merely a suggestion of sleeve. Trousers

(I blush to write it, dear) are worn baggy at the knee and very varied

in pattern and colour, according to the tastes and occupation of the

wearer. Caps _à la convict_ are _de rigueur_. I believe this to spring

from a delicate sense of sympathy with the many members of the

aristocracy now in prison. The same chivalrous instinct shows itself

in the fashion of close-cropped hair.

"There is a great latitude for individual taste; one tall, handsome

man (known to his friends, I believe, under the sobriquet of 'Kipper')

is always seen in a delicious confection of some gauzy pink and blue

material, which enhances rather than conceals the Apollo-like grace of

his lissome limbs.

"At the Gymkhana the other day (a _very_ smart affair), I saw Mr.

'Pat' Duffy, looking charmingly fresh and cool in a suit of blue

tattooing, which I hear was made for him in Japan by a native lady.

"In Yeomanry circles, a single gold-rimmed eye-glass is excessively

_chic_, and, by the way, in the same set a pleasant folly is to wear a

different coat every day.

"The saloon-deck is less interesting, because less variegated; but

here is a note or too. Caps are usually _cerise_, trimmed with blue

_passementerie_. To be really smart, the moustache must be waxed and

curled upwards in corkscrew fashion. In the best Irish circles beards

are occasionally worn, but it requires much individual distinction to

carry off this daring innovation. And now, dear, I must say good-bye;

but before I close my letter, here is a novel and piquant recipe for

_Breakfast curry_: Catch some of yesterday's Irish stew, thoroughly

disinfect, and dye to a warm khaki colour. Smoke slowly for six hours,

and serve to taste.

"Your affectionate,

"NESTA."

* * * * *

Here is Williams on the wings of prophecy:--

OUR ARRIVAL IN CAPETOWN.

_(With Apologies to "Ouida.")_

"It was sunset in Table Bay--Phoebus' last lingering rays were

empurpling the beetling crags of Table Mountain's snowy peak--the

great ship _Montfort_, big with the hopes of an Empire (on which the

sun never sets), was gliding majestically to her moorings. Countless

craft, manned by lissome blacks or tawny Hottentots, instantly shot

forth from the crowded quays, and surged in picturesque disorder round

the great hull, scarred by the ordure of ten score pure Arab chargers.

'Who goes there?' cried the ever-watchful sentry on the ship, as he

ran out the ready-primed Vickers-Maxim from the port-hole. 'Speak, or

I fire ten shots a minute.' 'God save the Queen,' was the ready

response sent up from a thousand throats. 'Pass, friends,' said the

sentry, as he unhitched the port companion-ladder. In a twinkling the

snowy deck of the great transport was swarming with the dusky figures

of the native bearers, who swiftly transferred the cargo from the

groaning hold into the nimble bum-boats, and carried the large-limbed

Anglo-Saxon heroes into luxurious barges, stuffed with cushions soft

enough to satisfy the most jaded voluptuary. At shore, a sight awaited

them calculated to stir every instinct of patriotism in their noble

bosoms. On a richly chased ebon throne sat the viceroy in person, clad

in all the panoply of power. A delicate edge of starched white linen,

a sight which had not met their eyes for many a weary week, peeped

from beneath his gaudier accoutrements; the vice-regal diadem, blazing

with the recovered Kimberley diamond, encircled his brow, while his

finely chiselled hand grasped the great sword of state. Around him

were gathered a dazzling bevy of all the wit and beauty of South

Africa; great chieftains from the fabled East, Zulus, Matabeles,

Limpopos and Umslopogaas, clad in gorgeous scarlet feathers gave

piquancy to the proud throng. Most of England's wit and manhood

scintillated in the sunlight, while British matrons and England's

fairest maids lit up with looks of proud affection; bosoms heaved in

sympathetic unison with the measured tramp of the ammunition boots;

bright eyes caught a sympathetic fire from the clanking spurs of the

corporal rough-rider, while the bombardier in command of the composite

squadron of artillery, horse-marines, and ambulance, could hardly pick

his way through the heaps of rose leaves scattered before him by

lily-white hands. But the scene was quickly changed, as if by

enchantment. At a touch of the button by the viceroy's youngest child,

an urchin of three, thousands of Boer prisoners, heavily laden with

chains, brought forward tables groaning with every conceivable dainty.

The heroes set to with famished jaws, and after the coffee, each

negligently lit up his priceless cigar with a bank-note, with the

careless and open-handed improvidence so charming and so

characteristic of their profession. But suddenly their ease was rudely

broken. A single drum-tap made known to all that the enemy was at the

gates. In a moment the commander had thrown away three parts of his

costly cigar, had sprung to his feet, and with the heart of a lion and

the voice of a dove, had shouted the magical battle-cry, 'Attention!'

Then with a yell of stern resolve, and the answering cry of 'Stand

easy, boys,' the whole squadron, gunners and adjutants, ambulance and

bombardiers, yeomen and gentlemen farmers, marched forth into the

night.

"That very night the bloody battle was fought which sealed the fate of

the Transvaal--and the dashing colour-sergeant nailed England's proud

banner on the citadel of Pretoria."

* * * * *

About once every week, it was my turn for stable-guard at night,

consisting of two-hour spells, separated by four hours' rest. The

drivers did this duty, while the gunners mounted guard over the

magazines. On this subject I quote some nocturnal reflections from my

diary:--"Horses at night get very hungry, and have an annoying habit

of eating one another's head-ropes reciprocally. When this happens you

find chains if you can, and then they eat the framework of the stall.

If you come up to protest, they pretend to be asleep, and eat your arm

as you pass. They also have a playful way of untying their breast-pads

and standing on them, and if you are conscientious, you can amuse

yourself by rescuing these articles from under their hind feet."

The days were never very monotonous; variety was given by revolver

practice, harness cleaning, and lectures on first aid to the wounded.

At the same time it came as a great relief to hear that we were at

last close to the Cape.

From my diary:--

"_February 26._--Heavy day at stables. Land reported at eleven; saw

through forage-port a distant line of mountains on port beam, edged by

a dazzling line of what looked like chalk cliffs, but I suppose is

sand. I am on stable-guard for the night (writing this in the

guard-room), so when stables were over at four I had to pack hard, and

only got up for a glimpse of things at five, then approaching Table

Bay, guarded by the splendid Table Mountain, with the tablecloth of

white clouds spread on it in the otherwise cloudless sky. I always

imagined it a smooth, dull mountain, but in fact it rises in

precipitous crags and ravines. A lovely scene as we steamed up through

a crowd of shipping--transports, I suppose--and anchored some way from

shore. Blowing hard to-night. I have been on deck for a few minutes.

The sea is like molten silver with phosphorescence under the lash of

the wind.

"_February 27._--Tiresome day of waiting. Gradually got known that we

shan't land to-day, though it is possible still we may to-night.

Torrid, windless day, and very hot work 'mucking out' and tramping

round with the horses, which we did all the morning, and some of the

afternoon. News sent round that we had captured Cronje and 5000

prisoners; all the ships dressed with flags, and whistles blowing;

rockets in evening, banging off over my head now, and horses jumping

in unison. Shall we be wanted? is the great question. We are packed

ready to land any minute."

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