I want to be your granny--
Granny, granny dear;
Do you think in glasses
I'm anything like near?
Would you take me for her
If I wore her cap;
Told you pretty stories,
Took you in my lap?
Gave you lots of sweeties,
Cakes and apples too?
That's the way that grannies,
Dear old grannies do!
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