THE KILLING OF JULIUS CAESAR "LOCALIZED"--[Written about 1865.]

Being the only true and reliable account ever published; taken from the

Roman "Daily Evening Fasces," of the date of that tremendous occurrence.

Nothing in the world affords a newspaper reporter so much satisfaction as

gathering up the details of a bloody and mysterious murder and writing

them up with aggravating circumstantiality. He takes a living delight in

this labor of love--for such it is to him, especially if he knows that

all the other papers have gone to press, and his will be the only one

that will contain the dreadful intelligence. A feeling of regret has

often come over me that I was not reporting in Rome when Caesar was

killed--reporting on an evening paper, and the only one in the city, and

getting at least twelve hours ahead of the morning-paper boys with this

most magnificent "item" that ever fell to the lot of the craft. Other

events have happened as startling as this, but none that possessed so

peculiarly all the characteristics of the favorite "item" of the present

day, magnified into grandeur and sublimity by the high rank, fame, and

social and political standing of the actors in it.

However, as I was not permitted to report Caesar's assassination in the

regular way, it has at least afforded me rare satisfaction to translate

the following able account of it from the original Latin of the Roman

Daily Evening Fasces of that date--second edition:

Our usually quiet city of Rome was thrown into a state of wild excitement

yesterday by the occurrence of one of those bloody affrays which sicken

the heart and fill the soul with fear, while they inspire all thinking

men with forebodings for the future of a city where human life is held so

cheaply and the gravest laws are so openly set at defiance. As the

result of that affray, it is our painful duty, as public journalists, to

record the death of one of our most esteemed citizens--a man whose name

is known wherever this paper circulates, and where fame it has been our

pleasure and our privilege to extend, and also to protect from the tongue

of slander and falsehood, to the best of our poor ability. We refer to

Mr. J. Caesar, the Emperor-elect.

The facts of the case, as nearly as our reporter could determine them

from the conflicting statements of eye-witnesses, were about as

follows:-- The affair was an election row, of course. Nine-tenths of the

ghastly butcheries that disgrace the city nowadays grow out of the

bickerings and jealousies and animosities engendered by these accursed

elections. Rome would be the gainer by it if her very constables were

elected to serve a century; for in our experience we have never even been

able to choose a dog-pelter without celebrating the event with a dozen

knockdowns and a general cramming of the station-house with drunken

vagabonds overnight. It is said that when the immense majority for Caesar

at the polls in the market was declared the other day, and the crown was

offered to that gentleman, even his amazing unselfishness in refusing it

three times was not sufficient to save him from the whispered insults of

such men as Casca, of the Tenth Ward, and other hirelings of the

disappointed candidate, hailing mostly from the Eleventh and Thirteenth

and other outside districts, who were overheard speaking ironically and

contemptuously of Mr. Caesar's conduct upon that occasion.

We are further informed that there are many among us who think they are

justified in believing that the assassination of Julius Caesar was a

put-up thing--a cut-and-dried arrangement, hatched by Marcus Brutus and a

lot of his hired roughs, and carried out only too faithfully according to

the program. Whether there be good grounds for this suspicion or not, we

leave to the people to judge for themselves, only asking that they will

read the following account of the sad occurrence carefully and

dispassionately before they render that judgment.

The Senate was already in session, and Caesar was coming down the street

toward the capitol, conversing with some personal friends, and followed,

as usual, by a large number of citizens. Just as he was passing in front

of Demosthenes and Thucydides' drug store, he was observing casually to a

gentleman, who, our informant thinks, is a fortune-teller, that the Ides

of March were come. The reply was, "Yes, they are come, but not gone

yet." At this moment Artemidorus stepped up and passed the time of day,

and asked Caesar to read a schedule or a tract or something of the kind,

which he had brought for his perusal. Mr. Decius Brutus also said

something about an "humble suit" which he wanted read. Artexnidorus

begged that attention might be paid to his first, because it was of

personal consequence to Caesar. The latter replied that what concerned

himself should be read last, or words to that effect. Artemidorus begged

and beseeched him to read the paper instantly!--[Mark that: It is hinted

by William Shakespeare, who saw the beginning and the end of the

unfortunate affray, that this "schedule" was simply a note discovering to

Caesar that a plot was brewing to take his life.]--However, Caesar

shook him off, and refused to read any petition in the street. He then

entered the capitol, and the crowd followed him.

About this time the following conversation was overheard, and we consider

that, taken in connection with the events which succeeded it, it bears an

appalling significance: Mr. Papilius Lena remarked to George W. Cassias

(commonly known as the "Nobby Boy of the Third Ward"), a bruiser in the

pay of the Opposition, that he hoped his enterprise to-day might thrive;

and when Cassias asked "What enterprise?" he only closed his left eye

temporarily and said with simulated indifference, "Fare you well," and

sauntered toward Caesar. Marcus Brutus, who is suspected of being the

ringleader of the band that killed Caesar, asked what it was that Lena

had said. Cassias told him, and added in a low tone, "I fear our purpose

is discovered."

Brutus told his wretched accomplice to keep an eye on Lena, and a moment

after Cassias urged that lean and hungry vagrant, Casca, whose reputation

here is none of the best, to be sudden, for he feared prevention. He

then turned to Brutus, apparently much excited, and asked what should be

done, and swore that either he or Caesar would never turn back--he would

kill himself first. At this time Caesar was talking to some of the

back-country members about the approaching fall elections, and paying

little attention to what was going on around him. Billy Trebonius got

into conversation with the people's friend and Caesar's--Mark Antony--and

under some pretense or other got him away, and Brutus, Decius, Casca,

Cinna, Metellus Cimber, and others of the gang of infamous desperadoes

that infest Rome at present, closed around the doomed Caesar. Then

Metellus Cimber knelt down and begged that his brother might be recalled

from banishment, but Caesar rebuked him for his fawning conduct, and

refused to grant his petition. Immediately, at Cimber's request, first

Brutus and then Cassias begged for the return of the banished Publius;

but Caesar still refused. He said he could not be moved; that he was as

fixed as the North Star, and proceeded to speak in the most complimentary

terms of the firmness of that star and its steady character. Then he

said he was like it, and he believed he was the only man in the country

that was; therefore, since he was "constant" that Cimber should be

banished, he was also "constant" that he should stay banished, and he'd

be hanged if he didn't keep him so!

Instantly seizing upon this shallow pretext for a fight, Casca sprang at

Caesar and struck him with a dirk, Caesar grabbing him by the arm with

his right hand, and launching a blow straight from the shoulder with his

left, that sent the reptile bleeding to the earth. He then backed up

against Pompey's statue, and squared himself to receive his assailants.

Cassias and Cimber and Cinna rushed, upon him with their daggers drawn,

and the former succeeded in inflicting a wound upon his body; but before

he could strike again, and before either of the others could strike at

all, Caesar stretched the three miscreants at his feet with as many blows

of his powerful fist. By this time the Senate was in an indescribable

uproar; the throng of citizens is the lobbies had blockaded the doors in

their frantic efforts to escape from the building, the sergeant-at-arms

and his assistants were struggling with the assassins, venerable senators

had cast aside their encumbering robes, and were leaping over benches and

flying down the aisles in wild confusion toward the shelter of the

committee-rooms, and a thousand voices were shouting "Po-lice! Po-lice!"

in discordant tones that rose above the frightful din like shrieking

winds above the roaring of a tempest. And amid it all great Caesar stood

with his back against the statue, like a lion at bay, and fought his

assailants weaponless and hand to hand, with the defiant bearing and the

unwavering courage which he had shown before on many a bloody field.

Billy Trebonius and Caius Legarius struck him with their daggers and

fell, as their brother-conspirators before them had fallen. But at last,

when Caesar saw his old friend Brutus step forward armed with a murderous

knife, it is said he seemed utterly overpowered with grief and amazement,

and, dropping his invincible left arm by his side, he hid his face in the

folds of his mantle and received the treacherous blow without an effort

to stay the hand that gave it. He only said, "Et tu, Brute?" and fell

lifeless on the marble pavement.

We learn that the coat deceased had on when he was killed was the same

one he wore in his tent on the afternoon of the day he overcame the

Nervii, and that when it was removed from the corpse it was found to be

cut and gashed in no less than seven different places. There was nothing

in the pockets. It will be exhibited at the coroner's inquest, and will

be damning proof of the fact of the killing. These latter facts may be

relied on, as we get them from Mark Antony, whose position enables him to

learn every item of news connected with the one subject of absorbing

interest of-to-day.

LATER: While the coroner was summoning a jury, Mark Antony and other

friends of the late Caesar got hold of the body, and lugged it off to the

Forum, and at last accounts Antony and Brutus were making speeches over

it and raising such a row among the people that, as we go to press, the

chief of police is satisfied there is going to be a riot, and is taking

measures accordingly.

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