CHAPTER II

_The History of Tahiti--Drink and the Native--In the Old Wild Days--The

Simple and the Civilised Life--What an Island Town is like--The Lotos

Eaters--Cocoanuts and Courtesy--A Feast of Fat Things--The Orgy on the

Verandah--Schooners and Pearls--The Land of Tir-n’an-Oge._

ALTHOUGH I certainly did not use the few days of my stay in Tahiti

to the best advantage--although I saw none of the public buildings of

Papeëte, never set eyes on any of the officials of the place, and did

not collect any statistics worth mentioning, I gathered a few crude

facts of a useful kind, which are herewith offered as a sop to the

reader, who must be informed and improved, or know the reason why. (If

he would only go to Tahiti, that dear reader, whom, all travellers know

so well and fear so much! if he would just spend a week lying on the

coral beach, and strolling in the moonlight, and listening to native

songs, and feeding fat on native dainties--he would never want to be

informed of anything any more, and as to being improved... O Tahiti,

loveliest and least conventional of the siren countries of the dear

South Seas, can you lay your hand on your heart, and honestly declare

you are improving?)

Tahiti was discovered, not by Captain Cook, as is rather commonly

supposed, but by Captain Wallis of H.M.S. _Dolphin_, in 1767. Captain

Wallis formally took possession of the group in the name of His Majesty

King George III., and Captain Cook, in the course of his different

visits to the islands, laid the foundations of all the civilisation

they afterwards acquired. Nevertheless, the islands are French property

to-day. There is nothing in the Pacific better worth owning than the

Society group, more fertile, more beautiful, more healthy, richer in

valuable tropical products--and the construction of the Panama Canal,

an event which has been foreseen for several generations, will obviously

add much to the importance of the islands. Because of these, and other

excellent reasons, Great Britain, acting on the principles by which her

colonial policy is commonly guided, allowed the Society Islands to

slip gradually into the hands of a power better able than herself to

appreciate their value, and the group, after thirty-seven years of

“protection,” was finally taken possession of by France, in the year

1880. The native Queen, Pômare IV. (Pomare being a dynastic name like

Cæsar, but, unlike the latter, applied to both sexes), was allowed to

retain her state and possessions under the French protectorate. Her

successor, King Pomare V., who succeeded in 1877 and died in 1891, only

reigned for three years. After the formal annexation he retained his

title of king, and much of his state, but the power was entirely in

French hands. Prince Hinoe, his heir, who would in the ordinary course

have occupied the throne, lives in a handsome European-built house near

Papeete, and enjoys a good pension, but is otherwise not distinguished

in any way from the ordinary Tahitian.

Under French rule, the islands have done fairly well. There were at

first many regrettable disputes and troubles between opposing camps of

missionaries, but these have long since been made up. Commerce is

in rather a languishing state. The group exports copra, vanilla,

pearl-shell, and fruit, but the trade with America was so much on the

down-grade during the time of my visit, that steamers were leaving the

port with empty holds. The natives are well treated under the present

system; the liquor laws, however, are defective, and no Tahitian,

apparently, has any difficulty in obtaining as much strong spirits as

he wants and can pay for. The disastrous effects of such carelessness

as this need no mention to the reader who knows anything of darkskinned

races. For the benefit of the reader who does not, however, it may

be remarked that all colonial administrators agree concerning the bad

effects of intoxicants on coloured races of every kind. It matters not

at what end or part of the scale of colour the man may be--whether he

is a woolly-haired, baboon-jawed nigger from Central Africa, a grave,

intelligent, educated Maori of New Zealand, or a gentle child-like

native of Tahiti, barely café-au-lait as to colour--all the same, and

all the time, spirits are sure to convert him, temporarily, into

a raging beast, and, in the long run, to wipe out him and his kind

altogether. It is not a question of temperance principles or the

reverse, but merely a matter of common-sense policy, in dealing with

races which have shown themselves unable to withstand the effects of

the liquors that our hardier northern nations can use with comparative

safety. One may lay it down as a general principle that nothing with a

coloured skin on it can take, intoxicants in moderation--it is not at

all, or all in all, with the “native” when it comes to strong drinks.

Scientific folk would probably set down the comparative immunity of

the white races to the protection that lies behind them in the shape

of centuries of drinking ancestors. The coffee-coloured islander’s

great-grandparents did not know whisky, just as they never experienced

measles and other diseases, that do not usually kill the white, but

almost always put an end to the “man and brother.” Therefore, the

islander’s body has not, by inheritance, acquired those points of

constitution which enable the white to resist whisky and measles, and

other dangerous things; and when they touch him, he goes down at once. A

parallel may be found in the case of opium, which the white man, broadly

speaking, cannot take in moderation, although most of the yellow races

can. Europeans who once acquire a liking for the effects of opium will

generally die as miserable wrecks, in the course of a very few years.

A Chinaman, under similar circumstances, may, and often does, live to

a good old age, without taking any harm at all from his constant doses.

His ancestors have been opium takers, the Englishman’s have not. It is

the case of the islander and the spirits over again.

After which digression, one has some way to come back to the fact that

the French Government does not prevent the Tahitian from drinking

gin nearly so effectively as it should, and that, in consequence, the

diminution of the native population receives a downward push that it

does not in the least require. In the Fijis, British rule keeps spirits

strictly away from all the natives, with the exception of the chiefs,

and something, at least, is thereby done to slacken the decline that

afflicts the people of almost every island in the Pacific. The Fijian

chiefs, as a rule, drink heavily, and do not commonly live long, thus

providing another argument in favour of restriction.

The population of Tahiti is indeed much less than it should be. Captain

Cook’s estimates of native populations are now understood to have been

mistaken in many cases, owing to the fact that he calculated the entire

numbers from the density of occupation round the shores. As most Pacific

islands are inhabited about the coasts alone, the interior being often

unsuitable for cultivation, and too far removed from the fishing-grounds

to suit an indolent race, it can easily be understood that serious

errors would arise from such a method of estimate. The diminution,

therefore, since ancient times, is not quite so alarming as the first

writers on the Pacific--and, indeed, many who followed them--supposed

it to be. If the sums worked out by the travellers who visited Honolulu

in the sixties, or Tahiti a little later, had been correct, both of

these important groups would long since have been empty of all native

population. But the Hawaiian group has still a very fair number of

darkskinned people, while Tahiti, including all its islands, had a

population, according to the census of 1902, of over thirteen thousand,

one-eighth of whom are said to be French, and a smaller number Chinese

and other foreigners.

Still, it cannot be said that this is a large, or even a fair population

for a group of islands covering 580 square miles, nor can it be denied

that the numbers of the Tahitians are steadily on the decrease.

The exact causes of the decline are disputed, as indeed they are in

connection with every other coloured race in the Pacific. European

diseases of a serious kind are extremely common in the group, and

consumption also is frequent. These are two obvious causes. Less easily

reckoned are the unnamed tendencies towards extinction that follow the

track of the white man through the lands of primitive peoples, all

over the world. There can be no doubt that the old life of the

Pacific--feasting, fighting, making love, and making murder: dressing in

a bunch of leaves, and living almost as completely without thought for

the morrow as the twittering parrakeets in the mango trees--suited the

constitution of the islander better than the life of to-day.

It may have been bad for his spiritual development, and it certainly

was bad for any wandering white men who came, by necessity or choice, to

visit his far-away fastnesses. But he lived and flourished in those bad

days, whereas now he quietly and unostentatiously, and quite without any

rancour or regret, dies.

Why? Old island residents will tell you that, even if every disease

brought by the white man were rooted out to-morrow, the native would

still diminish in numbers. He has done so in islands where the effects

of European diseases were comparatively slight. He does so in New

Zealand, where the Maori (the supposed ancestor of most of the island

peoples) is petted, cherished, and doctored to an amazing extent by the

ruling race, and yet persists in dying out, although he is not

affected by consumption or other evils to any serious extent. There are

undoubtedly other causes, and perhaps among them not the least is

the fact that, for most Pacific races, life, with the coming of

civilisation, has greatly lost its savour.

It used to be amazingly lively in Tahiti, in the wild old days. Then,

the Tahitian did not know of white men’s luxuries--of tea and sugar and

tinned stuffs, lamps and kerosene, hideous calico shirts and gaudy

ties, muslin gowns and frilled petticoats for the women, “bits” to make

patchwork quilts with, and beds to put the quilts on, and matchwood

bungalows to put the beds in, and quart bottles of fiery gin to drink,

and coloured silk handkerchiefs to put away on a shelf, and creaking

shoes to lame oneself with on Sundays. Then, he did not let or sell his

land to some one in order to get cash to buy these desirable things;

nor did his womankind, for the same reason, adopt, almost as a national

profession, a mode of life to which the conventionalities forbid me to

give a name. Nor did the distractions of unlimited church-going turn

away his mind from the main business of life, which was undoubtedly that

of enjoyment. He had no money, and no goods, and did not want either. He

had no religion (to speak of) and desired that still less. All he had

to do was to secure a good time, and get up a fight now and then when

things in general began to turn slow.

It must be said that the existence of the “Areoi,” a certain secret

society of old Tahiti, went far to minimise the risk of dullness.

The members formed a species of heathen “Hell-Fire Club,” and

they cultivated every crime known to civilisation, and a few which

civilisation has happily forgotten. Murder, theft, human sacrifices,

cannibalism, were among their usual practices, and the domestic

relationships of the Society (which was large and influential, and

included both sexes) are said to have been open to some criticism. They

were popular, however, for they studied music and the dance as fine

arts, and gave free entertainments to every one who cared to come. They

travelled from village to village, island to island, giving “shows”

wherever they went, and winning welcome and favour everywhere by the

brilliance and originality of their improprieties. They were as wicked

as they knew how, and as amusing, and as devilish, and as dazzling....

How the young Tahitian lad, not yet tattooed, and considered of no

importance, must have reverenced and envied them! how he must have

imitated their pranks in the seclusion of the cocoanut groves, and

hummed over their songs, and longed for the time when he himself should

be big enough to run away from home, and go off with the delightful,

demoniacal, fascinating Areois!

Then there was always a native king in Tahiti in those days, and a

number of big native chiefs, each one of whom had his own little court,

with all the exciting surroundings of a court which are never missing in

any part of the world, from Saxe-Niemandhausen to Patagonia. And there

were tribal fights from time to time, when property changed hands, and

war-spears were reddened, and a man might hunt his enemy in the dusk,

stealthy, soft-footed, with heart jumping in his breast, along the

shadowy borders of the lagoon.... Murder and mischief and fighting and

greed, pomp of savage courts and stir of savage ambitions, and the other

world that nobody knew or cared about, shut off by a barrier of seas

unexplored.... It was a life in which a man undoubtedly did live, a life

that kept him quick until he was dead. Does the decline of Pacific races

look less unaccountable now?

In these days, the Tahitian is undoubtedly improved. He never was a

very “bad lot” all round, in spite of the Areois; but Civilisation,

of course, had to take him in hand once it was known he was there, for

Civilisation will not have loose ends or undusted corners in her

house, if she can help it. So the people of Tahiti were discovered, and

converted, and clothed, and taught, and they gave up being Areois, and

worshipping heathen gods, and going about without shirts and skirts,

and they went frequently to church, and supported their white pastors

generously, and began to trade with the Europeans, so that the latter

made much money.

They are quite happy and uncomplaining, and manage to have a reasonably

good time in a quiet way, but they _will_ die out, and nobody can

prevent them. You see, they are rather bored, and when you are bored,

the answer to the question, “Is life worth living?” is, at the least,

debatable--to a Pacific Islander.

I have written of this at some length, because, _mutatis mutandis_, it

applies to nearly all the island races.

It is not only the Tahitian who looks back with wistful eyes to the

faded sunset of the bad old times, with all their savage gaudiness of

scarlet blood and golden licence, and languishes in the chill pale dawn

of the white man’s civilisation. It is the whole Pacific world, more or

less. The Simple Life in the raw original is not, by many a long league,

as simple and innocent as it is supposed to be, by those new and noisy

apostles of a return to Nature, who have never got nearer to the things

of the beginning than a week-end up the Thames--but, unsimple and

uninnocent as it is, it suits the coloured man better than anything

else. Would one, therefore, wish to put back the clock of time,

re-establish heathenism and cannibalism over all the Pacific, and see

Honolulu, Fiji, Samoa, with their towns and Government Houses, and

shops and roads and plantations, leap back to the condition of the still

uncivilised western islands, where no man’s life is safe, and the law of

might is the only law that is known? Hardly. There is no answer to the

problem, and no moral to be drawn from it either. But then, you do not

draw morals in the South Seas--they are not plentiful enough.

The Society Islands--which were so named in compliment to the Royal

Society--lie between 16° and 18° south latitude, and 148° and 158° west

longitude. Tahiti itself is much the largest, the driveway round

this island being about ninety miles long. Huaheine, Raiatea, Murea,

Bora-Bora, and the small islands Taha’a and Maitea, are much less

important. The only town of the group is Papeëte.

So much, for the serious-minded reader, already mentioned, who knows

most things beforehand, and likes his information cut-and-dried. The

commoner and more ignorant reader, I will assume, knows no more

about Tahiti than I did before I went, and therefore will be glad of

amplification.

Sixteen degrees only from the equator is hot--very hot at times--and

does not allow of a really cool season, though the months between April

and October are slightly less warm than the others, and at night one may

sometimes need a blanket. Everything near the equator is a long way from

England, and everything on the south side of the line is a very long

way, and anything in the Pacific is so far off that it might almost as

well be in another star. Tahiti, therefore, is quite, as the Irish say,

“at the back of God-speed.”

Perhaps that is where much of its charm lies. There is a fascination in

remoteness, hard to define, but not on that account less powerful. “So

far away!” is a word-spell that has charmed many a sail across the seas,

from the days of the seekers after the Golden Fleece till now.

Papeëte was the first of the island towns that I saw, and it is so

typical an example of all, that one description may serve for many.

Imagine, then, a long, one-sided street, always known in every group as

“the beach.” The reason is apparent--it really is a beach with

houses attached, rather than a street with a shore close at hand. The

stores--roomy, low, wood-built houses, largely composed of verandah--are

strung loosely down the length of the street. Flamboyant trees, as large

as English beeches, roof in the greater part of the long roadway with

a cool canopy of green, spangled by bunches of magnificent scarlet

flowers. Almost every house stands in a tangle of brilliant tropical

foliage, and the side streets that run off landwards here and there, are

more like Botanic Gardens with a few ornamental cottages let loose among

them, than prosaic pieces of a town--so richly does the flood of riotous

greenery foam up over low fence tops, and brim into unguarded drains and

hollows, so gorgeously do the red and white and golden flowers wreathe

tall verandah posts, and carpet ugly tin roofs with a kindly tapestry of

leaf, and bloom. Foot to foot and hand to hand with Nature stands man,

in these islands, let him but relax for a moment, and--there!--she has

him over the line!... Leave Papeëte alone for a couple of years, and you

would need an axe to find it, when you came back.

There are a number of hotels in Papeëte--mostly of an indifferent sort,

and none too cheap--and there are several large cafés and restaurants,

run on lines entirely Parisian, and a crowd of smaller ones, many owned,

by Chinese, where the hard-up white may feed at a very small cost,

pleasantly enough, if he does not ask too many questions about the

origin and preparation of his food. There are three local newspapers,

and a military band plays in the afternoons, and there are clubs of all

kinds’ and not a little society, which--being society--is in its essence

bound to be uninteresting and flat, even here in the many-coloured South

Seas. But under all this, the native life flows on in its own way, and

the Tahitian takes his pleasure after his immemorial fashion, as quietly

and as lazily as he is allowed. I have spoken hitherto of only one side

of the main street. The other, which gives directly on the sea, belongs

to the Tahitian life of Tahiti. Here, a green slope of soft grass

stretches down to the greener waters of the sparkling lagoon: delicate

palms lean over the still sea-mirror, like beauties smiling into a

glass; flamboyant and frangipani trees drop crimson and creamy blooms

upon the grass; and, among the flowers, facing the sea and the ships and

the dreamy green lagoon, lie the natives, old and young. They wear the

lightest of cotton clothing, scarlet and rose and butter-cup yellow, and

white scented flowers are twisted in their hair. Fruits of many colours,

and roots and fish, lie beside them. They eat a good part of the day,

and their dogs, sleeping blissfully in the shade at their feet, wake up

and eat with them now and then. There is plenty for both--no one ever

goes short of food in Tahiti, where the pinch of cold and hunger, and

the burden of hard, unremitting, unholidayed work are alike unknown.

Sometimes the natives wander away to the river that flows through the

town, and take a bath in its cool waters; returning later to lounge, and

laze, and suck fruit, and dream, on the shores of the lagoon again. The

sound of the surf, droning all day long on the coral reef that bars the

inner lake of unruffled green from the outer ocean of windy blue, seems

to charm them into a soft half-sleep, through which, with open but

unseeing eyes, they watch the far-off creaming of the breakers in the

sun, and the flutter of huge velvet butterflies among the flowers,

and the brown canoes gliding like water-beetles about the tall-masted

schooners in the harbour. With sunset comes a cooling of the heated air,

and glowworm lights begin to twinkle through the translucent red walls

of the little native houses scattered here and there. It will soon be

dark now: after dark, there will be dancing and singing in the house;

later, the sleeping mats will be laid out, and with the moon and the

stars glimmering in through the walls upon their still brown faces, the

Tahitians will sleep.... So, in the sunset, with

Dark faces, pale against the rosy flame,

The mild-eyed melancholy lotus-eaters

wander home.

Only a flash in the long cinematograph of the wonderful track that

circles the globe, is Tahiti. I cannot tell of Murea, the marvellous

island that lies opposite Papeete, seven and a half miles away, because,

during the few days I spent in Tahiti, no boat was going there, and none

could be induced to go. So I had to look at Murea’s splintered towers

and spiring pinnacles, and wonderful purple goblin palaces, floating

high among the clouds, from the tantalising distance of Papeëte harbour.

Nor could I join some steamer friends in driving round the ninety-mile

roadway, as we had intended--stopping in native towns, and seeing

something of the inner life of the island--because no one in the capital

had any teams for hire just then, and nobody knew when there would be

any. Some of us went up the river to see Pierre Loti’s bathing pool,

and came back rather disappointed, and others drove out to the tomb

of Pômare V., three miles from the town. It was a pile of concrete and

stone, modelled after European fashions, and not especially interesting.

One of the ladies of the party wandered off with me down the beach,

neither of us being interested in the resting-place of the defunct

Pomare--and here we found plenty of food for mind and body both. For was

not this a pandanus, or screw-pine, which we had read about, overhanging

the lagoon, with the quaintest mops of palmy foliage, set on long

broom-handles of boughs, and great fruits like pineapples hanging among

the leaves, and yellow and scarlet kernels lying thick on the sand

below--the tree itself perched up on tall bare wooden stilts formed

by the roots, and looking more like something from a comic scene in a

pantomime, than a real live piece of vegetation growing on an actual

shore? And were not these cocoanuts that lay all about the beach under

the leaning palms--nuts such as we had never seen before, big as a

horse’s head, and smooth green as to outside, but nuts all the same?

[Illustration: 0055]

[Illustration: 0056]

A native slipped silently from among the thick trees beside us--a

bronze-skinned youth of eighteen or nineteen, dressed only in a light

pareo or kilt of blue and white cotton. He stood with hands lightly

crossed on his breast, looking at us with the expression of infinite

kindliness and good-nature that is so characteristic of the Tahitian

race. We signed to him that we wanted to drink, and he smiled

comprehendingly, shook his head at the nuts on the ground, and lightly

sprang on to the bole of the palm beside us, which slanted a little

towards the sea. Up the trunk of that tree, which inclined so slightly

that one would not have thought a squirrel could have kept its footing

there, walked our native friend, holding on with his feet and hands, and

going as easily as a sailor on a Jacob’s ladder. Arrived in the crown

some seventy feet above, he threw down two or three nuts, and then

descended and husked them for us.

[Illustration: 0062]

Husking a cocoanut is one of the simplest-looking operations in

the world, but I have not yet seen the white man who could do it

effectively, though every native is apparently born with the trick. A

stick is sharply pointed at both ends, and one end is firmly set in the

ground. The nut is now taken in the hands, and struck with a hitting and

tearing movement combined, on the point of the stick, so as to split the

thick, intensely tough covering of dense coir fibre that protects the

nut, and rip the latter out. It comes forth white as ivory, about the

same shape and size as the brown old nuts that come by ship to England,

but much younger and more brittle, for only the smallest of the

old nuts, which are not wanted in the islands for copra-making, are

generally exported. A large knife is used to crack the top of the nut

all round, like an egg-shell, and the drink is ready, a draught of pure

water, slightly sweet and just a little aerated, if the nut has been

plucked at the right stage. There is no pleasanter or more refreshing

draught in the world, and it has not the least likeness to the “milk”

contained in the cocoanuts of commerce. No native would drink old nuts

such as the latter, for fear of illness, as they are considered both

unpleasant and unwholesome. Only half-grown nuts are used for drinking,

and even these will sometimes hold a couple of pints of liquid. The

water of the young cocoanut is food and drink in one, having much

nourishing matter held in solution. On many a long day of hot and

weary travel, during the years that followed, I had cause to bless the

refreshing and restoring powers of heaven’s best gift to man in the

tropics, the never-failing cocoanut.

[Illustration: 0097]

I will not insult the reader by telling him all the uses to which the

tree and its various products are put, because those are among the

things we have all learned at our first preparatory school; how the

natives in the cocoanut countries make hats and mats and houses, and

silver fish-servers and brocaded dressing-gowns, and glacé kid boots

with fourteen buttons (I think the list used to run somewhat after that

fashion--it is the spirit if not the letter)--all out of the simple

cocoanut tree; a piece of knowledge which, somehow or other, used to

make us feel vaguely virtuous and deserving, as if we had done it all

ourselves....

But all this time the youth is standing like a smiling bronze statue,

holding the great ivory cup in his hands, and waiting for us to drink.

We do so in turn, Ganymede carefully supporting the cup in his upcurved

hands, and tilting it with a fine regard for our needs, as the water

drops down in the nut like the tide on a sandy shore when the moon calls

back the sea.

[Illustration: 0103]

Then we take out purses, and want to pay Ganymede; but he will not be

paid, until it becomes plain to him that the greatest politeness lies in

yielding. He takes our franc, and disappears among the trees, to return

no more. But in a minute, out from the bush comes running the oddest

little figure, a very old, grey-bearded man, very gaily dressed in

a green shirt and a lilac pareo, and laden very heavily with ripe

pineapples. We guess him to be Ganymede’s father, and see that our guess

was right, when he drops the whole heap of fruit upon the ground at our

feet, smiling and bowing and murmuring incomprehensively over it, and

then begins to vanish like his son.

“Here--stop!” calls my companion. “We don’t want to take your fruit

without buying it. Come back, please, come back!”

The little old-gentleman trots back on his thin bare legs, recalled more

by the tone than the words, which he obviously does not understand, and

takes a hand of each of us in his own brown fingers. He shakes hands

with us gently and firmly, shaking his head negatively at the same time,

and then, like the romantic youths of Early Victorian novels, “turns,

and is immediately lost to view in the surrounding forest,” carrying the

honours of war, indubitably, with himself.

“Well, they are real generous!” declares my American companion, as we go

back to the tomb. “By the way, Miss G--------, I guess you’d better not

sit down on that grass to wait for the rest. I wouldn’t, if I was you.”

“Why not? it’s as dry as dust.”

“Because the natives say it’s somehow or other--they didn’t, explain

how--infected with leprosy, and I guess they ought to know; there’s

plenty of it all over the Pacific---- I rather thought that would hit

you where you lived.”

It did. I got up as quickly as a grasshopper in a hurry. Afterwards, on

a leper island thousands of miles away from Tahiti---- But that belongs

to another place.

L--------, the ever-amiable, our half-caste landlady at the little

bungalow hotel, all overgrown with bougainvillea and stephanotis, was

grieved because we had seen nothing in the way of “sights,” and declared

her intention of giving a native dinner for us.

[Illustration: 0070]

It was not very native, but it was very amusing. It took place in the

verandah of the hotel, under a galaxy of Chinese lanterns, with an

admiring audience of natives crowding the whole roadway outside, and

climbing up the trees to look at us. This was principally because the

word had gone forth in Papeëte (which owns the finest gossip-market in

the South Seas) that the English and American visitors were going to

appear in native dress, and nobody knew quite how far they meant to

go--there being two or three sorts of costume which pass under that

classification.

The variety which we selected, however, was not very sensational. The

ladies borrowed from L--------‘s inexhaustible store, draped themselves

in one or other of her flowing nightdress robes, let loose their hair,

and crowned themselves with twisted Tahitian corqnets of gardenia and

tuberose. A scarlet flower behind each ear completed the dress, and drew

forth delighted squeaks from the handmaidens of the hotel, and digs in

the ribs from L--------, who was nearly out of her mind with excitement

and enjoyment. Shoes were retained, contrary to L--------‘s entreaties,

but corsets she would not permit, nor would she allow a hairpin or

hair-ribbon among the party. The men guests wore white drill suits

with a native pareo, scarlet or yellow, tied round the waist. It was

a gay-looking party, on the whole, and the populace of Tahiti seemed to

enjoy the sight.

[Illustration: 0080]

The dinner was served at a table, but most of the dishes were on green

leaves instead of plates, and L-------- begged us, almost with tears in

her eyes, to eat the native dainties with our fingers, as they tasted

better that way. Little gold-fish, baked and served with cocoanut sauce,

were among the items on the menu: sucking-pig, cooked in a hole in the

ground, fat little river crayfish, breadfruit baked and served hot, with

(I regret to say) European butter, native puddings made of banana and

breadfruit, and the famous raw fish. Some of the guests would not touch

the latter, but the rest of us thought it no worse than raw oysters, and

sampled it, with much enjoyment. I give the receipt, for the benefit of

any one who may care to try it. Take any good white fish, cut it up into

pieces about two inches long, and place the latter, raw, in lime-juice

squeezed from fresh limes, or lemon-juice, if limes are not to be had.

Let the fish steep for half a day, and serve it cold, with cocoanut

sauce, the receipt for which is as follows:--Grate down the meat of a

large cocoanut, and pour a small cup of sea-water over it. Leave it for

three or four hours, and then strain several times through muslin (the

fine brown fibre off young cocoanut shoots is a correct material, but

the reader may not have a cocoanut in his back garden). The water should

at last come out as thick and opaque as cream.

This is the true “milk of the cocoanut” about which one so often hears.

It is of immemorial antiquity in the South Seas.

Captain Cook mentions it in his _Voyages_, and describes the cocoanut

shells full of it, that were given to every man at a feast, in which to

dip his food. When used as a sauce for meat or fish, one or two fresh

red peppers from the nearest pepper bush are cut up and put in. Chili

pepper, judiciously used, is a fair substitute for the latter. The sauce

is also used for many native puddings and sweet dishes, in which case it

is made with fresh water and the pepper is left out. As a fish sauce it

is unsurpassed, and may be recommended to gourmands as a new sensation.

It should be served in bowls of brown cocoanut shell.

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Breadfruit some of us tasted for the first time at this dinner. It was

universally liked, though a few maintained that it resembled potato more

than bread. I found it very like the latter, with a suggestion of floury

cracknel biscuit. It is most satisfying and nourishing. One never,

in island travels, feels the want of fresh bread when breadfruit is

available. L-------- had cooked it native fashion, peeled and baked

on hot stones in a pit in the ground. It is a good-sized fruit in its

natural state, about as large as a medium hothouse melon, and bright

green in colour. The skin is divided into lizard-like lozenges, and the

surface is very rough. Whether it is indigenous to the islands or not,

I cannot say, but it was there when Cook came, and it grows wild very

freely, providing an immense store of natural food.

Taro we also had, baked native style. It is a plant in use over almost

all the Pacific, very easily cultivated and rapidly producing immense

bluish-coloured roots, which look like mottled soap when cooked and

served. It is extremely dense and heavy, but pleasant to most tastes.

The white taro is a less common kind, somewhat lighter.

The mangoes that were served with the meal (among many other fruits)

were of a variety that is generally supposed to be the finest in the

world. No mango is so large, so sweet, or so fine in grain, as the mango

of Tahiti, and none has less of the turpentine flavour that is so much

disliked by newcomers to tropical countries. It is a commonplace of the

islands that a mango can only be eaten with comfort in a bath, and many

of the guests that evening would not have been sorry for a chance to

put the precept into practice, after struggling with one or two mangoes,

which were, of course, too solid to be sucked, and much too juicy

and sticky not to smear the hands and the face of the consumers

disastrously.

L-------- gave us many French dishes with our native dinner, to suit all

tastes, and gratify her own love of fine cookery, but these would be

of little interest to recount. I cannot forget, however, how this

true artiste of the kitchen described the menu she had planned, on the

morning of the entertainment. She sat down beside me on a sofa to tell

the wondrous tale, and, as she recited dish after dish, her voice rose

higher and higher, and her great black eyes burned, and she seized me

by the arm and almost hugged me in her excitement. When she came to the

savouries, tears of genuine emotion rose in her eyes, and at the end

of the whole long list, her feelings overcame her like a flood, and,

gasping out--“Beignets d’ananas à la Papeete; glaces. Vénus, en Cythère;

fromage----” she cast herself bodily into my arms and sobbed with

delight. She was fully fifteen stone, and the weather was exceedingly

warm, but I admired her artistic fervour too much to tell her to sit

up, and stop crying over my clean muslin (as I should have liked to do),

because it seemed to me that L-------- was really a true artiste in her

own way, and almost worthy to rank, in the history of the kitchen, with

Vatel the immortal, who fell upon his sword and died, because the fish

was late for the royal dinner.

Of the other evening, when half a dozen guests of mixed nationalities

began, through a temptation of the devil, to talk politics at ten

o’clock on the verandah--of the fur that, metaphorically speaking,

commenced to fly when the American cast the Irish question into the

fray, and the Englishman vilified Erin, and the Irishwoman, following

the historical precedent, called the Frenchwoman to her aid, and the

latter in the prettiest manner in the world, got up and closed her

two small hands round the throat of John Bull, and choked him into

silence--it would not be necessary to tell, had not the sequel been

disastrous to the fair name of our steamship party in Papeete. For a big

banana spider, as big in the body as half a crown, and nearly as hard,

came suddenly out from the stephanotis boughs, and, like a famous

ancestor, “sat down beside” a lady of the party. This caused the

politicians to rush to the aid of the lady, who had of course mounted

a chair and begun to scream. The spider proved extremely difficult

to kill, and had to be battered with the legs of chairs for some time

before he yielded up the ghost--one guest, who found an empty whisky

bottle, and flattened the creature out with it, carrying off the honours

of the fray. After which excitement, we all felt ready for bed, and

went.

“And in the morning, behold” the kindly L-------- smiling upon her

guests, and remarking: “Dat was a real big drunk you all having on the

veràndah, after I gone to bed!”

“Good heavens, L--------!” exclaims Mrs. New England, pale with horror,

“what do you mean?”

“Surely, Mrs. L--------, you do not suppose for an instant any of

our party were--I can hardly say it!” expostulates a delicate-looking

minister from the Southern States, here for his lungs, who was very

prominent last night in arguing Ireland’s right to “secede” if she

liked.

“That’s a good one, I must say,” remarks John Bull, rather indignantly.

But L-------- only smiles on. She is always smiling.

“Dat don’t go, Mr. ----------” she says pleasantly. “I couldn’t sleep

last night, for the way you all kicking up, and the girl, she say

you fighting. Madame ---------- she trying to kill Mr. Bull, all the

gentlemen smashing the leg of the chairs, the lady scream--and dis

mornin’, I findin’ a large whisky bottle, all drunk up.”

I am privately choking with laughter in a corner, but I cannot help

feeling sorry for Mrs. New England, who really looks as if about to

faint.

“_I_ don’ mind!” declares L-------- delightedly. “Why, I been thinking

all dis time you haven’t been enjoyin’ yourself at all. I like every

one here they having a real good time. Every one,” she smiles--and melts

away into the soft gloom of the drawing-room, where she sits down, and

begins to play softly thrumming, strangely intoxicating Tahitian dance

music on the piano.

“_Elle est impayable!_” says the Frenchwoman, shrugging her shoulders.

“From all I hear of Tahiti, my dear friends, I think you shall find

yourselves without a chiffon of character to-morrow.... But courage! it

is a thing here the most superfluous.”

Madame was a true prophet, I have reason to know; for many months after,

the story of the orgy, held on L--------‘s verandah by the English and

French and American ladies and gentlemen, reached me in a remote corner

of the Pacific, as “the latest from Papeete.” What I wanted to know, and

what I never shall know, for my boat came in next day, and took me away

to Raratonga--was whether the minister from the South eventually died of

the shock or not. I do not want to know about the lady from New England,

because I am quite certain she did--as certain as I am that I should

have, myself, and did not.

Of the prospects in Tahiti for settlers I cannot say much. It was said,

while I was in Papeete, that there was practically no money in the

place, and the traders, like the Scilly Island washerfolk of well-known

fame, merely existed by trading with each other. This may have been an

exaggeration, or a temporary state of depression. The vanilla trade,

owing to a newly invented chemical substitute, was not doing well, but

judging by what I saw next year in Fiji, the market must have recovered.

The climate of Tahiti is matchless for vanilla growing, and land is not

very difficult to get.

Quite a number of small schooners seemed to be engaged in the pearling

trade with the Paumotus--a group of islands covering over a thousand

miles of sea, and including some of the richest pearl beds in the

world--(French property). I never coveted anything more than I coveted

those dainty little vessels. Built in San Francisco, where people know

how to build schooners, they were finished like yachts, and their snowy

spread of cotton-cloth canvas, when they put out to sea, and their

graceful bird-like lines, would have delighted the soul of Clarke

Russell. One, a thirty-ton vessel, with the neatest little saloon in

the world, fitted with shelves for trading; and a captain’s cabin like a

miniature finer stateroom, and a toy-like galley forward, with a battery

of shining saucepans, and a spotless stove--snowy paint on hull and

deckhouses, lightened with fines of turquoise blue--splendid spiring

masts, varnished till they shone--cool white awning over the poop, and

sparkling brasses about the compass and the wheel, was so completely a

craft after my own heart that I longed to run away with her, or take her

off in my trunk to play with--she seemed quite small enough, though

her “beat” covered many thousand miles of sea. Poor little _Maid of the

Islands!_ Her bones are bleaching on a coral reef among the perilous

pearl atolls, this two years past, and her captain--the cheerful, trim,

goodnatured X--------, who could squeeze more knots an hour out of his

little craft than any other master in the port save one, and could tell

more lies about the Pacific in half an hour, than any one from Chili

to New Guinea--of his bones are coral made, down where the giant clam

swings his cruel valves together on wandering fish or streaming weed,

or limb of luckless diver, and where the dark tentacles of the great

Polynesian devil-fish

Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.

The pitcher that goes to the well, and the schooner that goes to

the pearl islands, are apt to meet with the same fate, in time.

Nevertheless, tales about the Paumotus are many, and interesting enough

to attract adventurers from far, if they were known. How the rumour of

a big pearl gets out; how a schooner sets forth to run down the

game, pursues it through shifting report after report, from native

exaggeration to native denial, perhaps for months; how it is found at

last, and triumphantly secured for a price not a tenth its worth; how

one shipload of shell, bought on speculation, will have a fortune in

the first handful, and the next will yield no more than the value of the

shell itself--this, and much else, make good hearing.

“Look at that pearl,” said a schooner captain to me one day, showing me

a little globe of light the size of a pea, and as round as a marble. “I

hunted that for a year, off and on. The native that had it lived way

off from anywhere, but he knew a thing or two, and he wouldn’t part. I

offered him goods, I offered him gin, I offered him twenty pounds cash,

but it was all no go. How d’you think I got it at last? Well, I’ll tell

you. I went up to his island with the twenty pounds in a sack, all in

small silver, and when I came into his house, I poured it all out in a

heap on the mats. ‘Ai, ai, ai!’ he says, and drops down on his knees in

front of it--it looked like a fortune to him. ‘Will you sell now?’ says

I, and by Jove, he did, and I carried it off with me. Worth? Can’t say

yet, but it’ll run well into three figures.”

The pearling in the French islands is strictly preserved, and the terms

on which it is obtainable are not known to me. Poaching is a crime not

by any means unheard of.

A glance at the map, and the extent of the Paumotu group, will explain

better than words why the policing of the pearl bed must necessarily be

incomplete.

The steamer came in in due course, and carried me away to the Cook

Islands. Huaheine and Raiatea, in the Society group, were called at

on the way, but Bora-Bora was left out, as it is not a regular port of

call. I am glad I did not land on Bora-Bora, and I never shall, if I

can help it. No place in the world could be so like a fairy dream as

Bora-Bora looked in the distance. It was literally a castle in the air;

battlements and turrets, built of vaporous blue clouds, springing steep

and impregnable from the diamond-dusted sea to the violet vault of

heaven. Fairy princesses lived there, one could not but know; dragons

lurked in the dark caves low down on the shore, and “magic casements,

opening on the foam of perilous seas,” looked down from those far blue

pinnacles.

Perhaps there is a village on Bora-Bora, with a dozen traders, and

an ugly concrete house or two, tin-roofed, defacing the beauty of the

palm-woven native homes, and a whitewashed church with European windows,

and a school where the pretty native girls are taught to plait back

their flowing hair, and lay aside their scented wreaths of jessamine and

orange-blossom.

But if all these things are there, at least I do not know it, and

Bora-Bora can still remain to me my island of Tir-na’n-Oge--the fabled

country which the mariners of ancient Ireland sought through long ages

of wandering, and only saw upon the far horizon, never, through all the

years, setting foot upon the strand that they knew to be the fairest in

the world. If they had ever indeed landed there.... But it is best for

all of us to see our Tir-na’n-Oge only in the far away.

Le seul rêve, intéresse.

Vivre sans rêve, qu’est-ce?

Moi, j’aime la Princesse

Lointaine.

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