Blithe, loud and hearty was the welcome of fat Tom, when by the clear
view halloa with which Harry drove up to the door at a spanking trot,
the horses stopping willingly at the high well-known stoop, he learned
who were these his nocturnal visitors. There was a slight tinge of
frostiness in the evening air, and a bright blazing fire filled the
whole bar-room with a cheerful merry light, and cast a long stream of
red lustre from the tall windows, and half-open doorway, but in an
instant all that escaped from the last mentioned aperture was totally
obstructed, as if the door had been pushed to, by the huge body of mine
host.
"Why, darn it," he exclaimed, "if that beant Archer! and a hull grist of
boys he's brought along with him, too, any how. How are you, Harry,
who've you got along? It's so etarnal thunderin' dark as I carnt see 'em
no how!"
"Frank and the Commodore, that's all," Archer replied, "and how are you,
old Corporation?"
"Oh! oh! I'm most darned glad as you've brought A---; you might have
left that other critter to home, though, jest as well--we doosn't want
him blowin' out his little hide here; lazin' about, and doin' nothin'
day nor night but eat and grumble; and drink, and drink, as if he'd got
a meal-sack in his little guts. Why, Timothy, how be you?" he
concluded, smiting him on the back a downright blow, that would have
almost felled an ox, as he was getting out the baggage.
"Doant thee noo, Measter Draa," expostulated Tim, "behaave thyself, man,
or Ay'se give thee soomat thou woant loike, I'm thinking. Noo! send oot
yan o' t' nagers, joost to stand till t' nags till Ay lift oot t'
boxes!"
"A nigger, is it? darn their black skins! there was a dozen here jest
now, a blockin' up the fire-side, and stinkin' so no white man could
come nearst it, till I got an axe-handle, half an hour or so since, and
cleared out the heap of them! Niggers! they'll be here all of them
torights, I warrant; where you sees Archer, there's never no scarceness
of dogs and niggers. But come, walk in boys! walk in, anyhow--Jem'll be
here to rights, and he's worth two niggers any day, though he's
black-fleshed, I guess, if one was jest to skin the etarnal creatur."
Very few minutes passed before they were all drawn up round the fire,
Captain Reade and two or three more making room for them, as they pulled
up their chairs about the glowing hearth--having hung up their coats and
capes against the wall.
"You'll be here best, boys," said Tom, "for a piece--the parlor fire's
not been lit yet this fall, and it is quite cold nights now--but
Brower'll kindle it up agin supper, for you'll be wantin' to eat, all of
you, I reckon, you're sich darned everlastin' gormandizers."
"That most undoubtedly we shall," said Frank, "for it's past eight now,
and the deuce a mouthful have we put into our heads since twelve."
"Barrin' the liquor, Frank! barrin' the liquor--now don't lie! don't
lie, boy, so ridic'lous--as if I'd known you these six years, and then
was a goin' to believe as you'd not drinked since noon!"
"Why, you old hogshead, you! who wants you to believe anything of the
kind--we had one drink at Tom's, your cousin's, when we started, but
deuce the drop since."
"That's just the reason why you're so snarlish, then, I reckon! Your
coppers is got bilin', leastwise if they beant all biled out--you'd best
drink stret away, I guess, afore the bottom of the biler gits left bare
--for if it does, and it's red hot now, boy, you'll be a blowin' up,
like an old steamboat, when you pumps in fresh water."
"Well, Tom," said Archer, "I do not think it would be a bad move to take
a drop of something, and a cracker; for I suppose we shall not get
supper much short of two hours; and I'm so deuced hungry, that if I
don't get something just to take off the edge, I shall not be able to
eat when it does come!"
"I'll make a pitcher of egg nog; A--- drinks egg nog, I guess, although
he's the poorest drinkin' man I ever did see. Now, Brower, look alive--
the fire's lit, is it? Well, then, jump now and feed them poor starvin'
bags-a-bones, as Archer calls dogs, and tell your mother to git supper.
Have you brought anything along to eat or drink, boys--I guess we
haven't nothin' in the house!"
"Oh! you be hanged," said Harry, "I've brought a round of cold spiced
beef, but I'm not going to cut that up for supper; we shall want it to
take along for luncheon--you must get something! Oh! by the way, you may
let the girls pick half a dozen quail, and broil them, if you choose!"
"Quail! do you say? and where'll I git quail, I'd be pleased to know?"
"Out of that gamebag," answered Harry, deliberately, pointing to the
well filled plump net which Timothy had just brought in and hung up on
the pegs beside the box-coats. Without a word or syllable the old chap
rushed to the wall, seized it, and scarcely pausing to sweep out of the
way a large file of "The Spirit," and several numbers of "The Register,"
emptied it on the table.
"Where the plague, Archer, did you kill them?" he asked, "you didn't
kill all them to-day, I guess! One, two, three--why, there's
twenty-seven cock, and forty-nine quail! By gin! here's another; just
fifty quail, three partridge, and six rabbits; well that's a most
all-fired nice mess, I swon; if you killed them today you done right
well, I tell you--you won't get no such mess of birds here now--but you
was two days killing these, I guess!"
"Not we, Tom! Frank and I drove up from York last night, and slept at
young Tom's, down the valley--we were out just as soon as it was light,
and got the quail, all except fifteen or sixteen, the ruffed grouse and
four hares, before twelve o'clock. At twelve the Commodore came up from
Nyack, where he left his yacht, and joined us; we got some luncheon,
went out again at one, and between that and five bagged all the cock,
the balance, as you would call it, of the quail, and the other two
bunnies."
"Well, then, you made good work of it, I tell you, and you won't do
nothin' like that agin this winter--not in Warwick; but I won't touch
them quail--it's a sin to break that bunch--but you don't never care to
take the rabbits home, and the old woman's got some beautiful fresh
onions--she'll make a stew of them--a smother, as you call it, in a
little less than no time, Archer; and I've got half a dozen of them big
gray snipe--English snipe--that I killed down by my little run'-side;
you'll have them roasted with the guts in, I guess! and then there's a
pork-steak and sassagers--and if you don't like that, you can jist go
without. Here, Brower, take these to your mother, and tell her to git
supper right stret off--and you tell Emma Jane to make some buckwheat
cakes for A---! he can't sup no how without buckwheat cakes; and I sets
a great store by A---! I does, by G--! and you needn't laugh, boys, for
I doos a darned sight more than what I doos by you."
"That's civil, at all events, and candid," replied Frank; "and it's
consolatory, too, for I can fancy no greater reproach to a man, than to
be set store on by you. I do not comprehend at all, how A--- bears up
under it. But come, do make that egg-nog that you're chattering about."
"How will I make it, Harry--with beer, or milk, or cider?"
"All three! now be off, and don't jaw any more!" answered Archer--
"asking such silly questions, as if you did not know better than any of
us."
In a few minutes the delicious compound was prepared, and, with a plate
of toasted crackers and some right good Orange County butter, was set on
a small round stand before the fire; while from the neighboring kitchen
rich fumes began to load the air, indicative of the approaching supper.
In the mean time, the wagon was unloaded; Timothy bustled to and fro;
the parlor was arranged; the bed-rooms were selected by that worthy; and
everything set out in its own place, so that they could not possibly
have been more comfortable in their own houses. The horses had been duly
cleaned, and clothed, and fed; the dogs provided with abundance of dry
straw, and a hot mess of milk and meal; and now, in the far corner of
the bar-room, the indefatigable varlet was cleaning the three double
guns, as scientifically as though he had served his apprenticeship to a
gunsmith.
Just at this moment a heavy foot was heard upon the stoop, succeeded by
a whining and a great scratching at the door. "Here comes that Indian,
Jem," cried Tom, and as he spoke the door flew open, and in rushed old
Whino, the tall black and tan foxhound, and Bonnybelle, and Blossom, and
another large blue-mottled bitch, of the Southern breed. It was a
curious sight to observe by how sudden and intuitive an instinct the
hounds rushed up to Archer, and fawned upon him, jumping up with their
forepaws upon his knees, and thrusting their bland smiling faces almost
into his face; as he, nothing loath, nor repelling their caresses,
discoursed most eloquent dog-language to them, until, excited beyond all
measure, old Whino seated himself deliberately on the floor, raised his
nose toward the ceiling, and set up a long, protracted, and most
melancholy howl, which, before it had attained, however, to its grand
climax, was brought to a conclusion by being converted into a sharp and
treble yell! a consummation brought about by a smart application of
Harry's double-thonged four-horse whip, wielded with all the power of
Tom's right arm, and accompanied by a "Git out, now--the whole grist!
Kennel! now, kennel! out with them, Jem, consarn you; out with them, and
yourself, too! out of this, or I'll put the gad about you, you white
Deckerin' nigger you!"
"Come back, when you have put them up, Jem; and mind you don't let them
be where they can get at the setters, or they'll be fighting like the
devil," interposed Archer--"I want to have a chat with you. By-the-by,
Tom, where's Dash--you'd better look out, or the Commodore's dog,
Grouse, will eat him before morning--mine will not quarrel with him, but
Grouse will to a certainty."
"Then for a sartainty I'll shoot Grouse, and wallop Grouse's master, and
that 'ill be two right things done one mornin'; the first would be a
most darned right one, any how, and kind too! for then A--- would be
forced to git himself a good, nice setter dog, and not go shootin' over
a great old fat bustin' pinter, as isn't worth so much as I be to hunt
birds!"
"Ha! ha! ha!" shouted the Commodore, whom nothing can, by any earthly
means, put out of temper, "ha! ha! ha! I should like to see you shoot
Grouse, Tom, for all the store you set by me, you'd get the worst of
that game. You had better take Archer's advice, I can tell you."
"Archer's advice, indeed! it's likely now that I'd have left my nice
little dog to be spiled by your big brutes, now aint it? Come, come,
here's supper."
"Get something to drink, Jem, along with Timothy, and come in when we've
got through supper."
"Yes, sir," replied the knight of the cut-throat; "I've got some news to
tell you, too, Tom, if you'll wait a bit."
"Cuss you, and your news too," responded Tom, "you're sich a thunderin'
liar, there's no knowin' when you do speak truth. We'll not be losin'
our supper for no lies, I guess! Leastways I won't! Come Archer."
And with a right good appetite they walked into the parlor; every thing
was in order; every article placed just as it had been when Frank went
up to spend his first week in the Woodlands; the gun-case stood on the
same chairs below the window; the table by the door was laid out with
the same display of powder-flasks, shot-pouches, and accoutrements of
all sizes. The liquor-stand was placed by Harry's chair, open,
containing the case-bottles, the rummers being duly ranged upon the
board, which was well lighted by four tall wax candles, and being laid
with Harry's silver, made quite a smart display. The rabbits smoked at
the head, smothered in a rich sauce of cream, and nicely shredded
onions; the pork chops, thin and crisply broiled, exhaled rich odors at
the bottom; the English snipe, roasted to half a turn, and reposing on
their neat squares of toast, were balanced by a dish of well-fried
sausages, reclining on a bed of mashed potatoes; champagne was on the
table, unresined and unwired, awaiting only one touch of the knife to
release the struggling spirit from its transparent prison. Few words
were spoken for some time, unless it were a challenge to champagne, the
corks of which popped frequently and furious; or a request for another
snipe, or another spoonful of the sauce; while all devoted themselves to
the work in hand with a sincere and business-like earnestness of
demeanor, that proved either the excellence of Tom Draw's cookery, or
the efficacy of the Spartan sauce which the sportsmen had brought to
assist them at their meal. The last rich drops of the fourth flask were
trickling into Tom's wide-lipped rummer, when Harry said:
"Come, we have done, I think, for one night; let's have the eatables
removed, and we will have a pipe, and hear what Jem has got to say; and
you have told us nothing about birds, either, you old elephant; what do
you mean by it? That's right, Tim, now bring in my cigars, and Mr.
Forester's cheroots, and cold iced water, and boiling-hot water, and
sugar, out of my box, and lemons. The shrub is here, and the Scotch
whiskey; will you have another bottle of champagne, Tom? No! Well, then,
look sharp, Timothy, and send Jem in."
And thereupon Jem entered, thumbing his hat assiduously, and sat down in
the corner, by the window, where he was speedily accommodated with a
supply of liquor, enough to temper any quantity of clay.
"Well, Jem," said Archer, "unbutton your bag now; what's the news?"
"Well, Mr. Aircher, it ben't no use to tell you on't, with Tom, there,
puttin' a body out, and swearin' it's a lie, and dammin' a chap up and
down. It ben't no use to tell you, and yet I'd kind o' like to, but then
you won't believe a fellow, not one on you!"
"In course not," answered Forester; and at the same instant Tom struck
in likewise--
"It's a lie, afore you tell it; it's a lie, cuss you, and you knows it.
I'd sooner take a nigger's word than yours, Jem, any how, for the darned
niggers will tell the truth when they can't git no good by lyin', but
you, you will lie all times! When the truth would do the best, and you
would tell it if you could, you can't help lyin'!"
"Shut up, you old thief; shut up instantly, and let the man speak, will
you; I can see by his face that he has got something to tell; and as for
lying, you beat him at it any day."
Tom was about to answer, when Harry, who had been eagerly engaged in
mixing a huge tumbler-full of strong cold shrub punch, thrust it under
his nose, and he, unable to resist the soft seductive odor, seized it
incontinently, and neither spoke nor breathed again until the bottom of
the rummer was brought parallel to the ceiling; then, with a deep
heart-felt sigh, he set it down; and, with a calm placid smile,
exclaimed, "Tell on, Jem." Whereupon that worthy launched into his full
tide of narrative, as follows:
"Well, you sees, Mr. Aircher, I tuk up this mornin' clean up the old
crick side, nigh to Vernon, and then I turned in back of old Squire
Vandergriff's, and druv the mountains clear down here till I reached
Rocky Hill; I'd pretty good sport, too, I tell you; I shot a big gray
fox on Round Top, and started a raal rouser of a red one down in the big
swamp, in the bottom, and them sluts did keep the darndest ragin' you
ever did hear tell on. Well, they tuk him clean out across the open,
past Andy Joneses, and they skeart up in his stubbles three bevies, I
guess, got into one like! there was a drove of them, I tell you, and
then they brought him back to the hills agin, and run him twice clean
round the Rocky Hill, and when they came round the last time, the
English sluts warn't half a rod from his tail no how, and so he tried
his last chance, and he holed; but my! now, Mr. Aircher, by darn, you
niver did see nothin' like the partridges; they kept a brushin' up and
brushin' up, and treein' every little while; I guess if I seen one I
seen a hundred; why, I killed seven on 'em with coarse shot up in the
pines, and I daredn't shoot exceptin' at their heads. If you'd go up
there now, to-morrow, and take the dogs along, I know as you'll git
fifty."
"Well, if that's all your news, Jem, I won't give you much for it; and,
as for going into the mountains to look after partridges, you don't
catch me at it, that's all!" said Harry. "Is that all?"
"Not by a great shot!" answered Jem, grinning, "but the truth is, I know
you won't believe me; but I can tell you what, you can kill a big fat
buck, if you'll git up a little afore daylight!"
"A buck, Jem! a buck near here?" inquired Forester and Archer in a
breath.
"I told you, boys, the critter couldn't help it; he's stuck to truth
just so long, and he was forced to lie, or else he would have busted!"
"It's true, by thunder," answered Jem; "I wish I mayn't eat nor drink
nother, if there's one bit of lie in it; d--n the bit, Tom! I'm in
airnest, now, right down; and you knows as I wouldn't go to lie about
it!"
"Well! well! where was't, Jem?"
"Why, he lies, I guess, now, in that little thickest swamp of all, jist
in the eend of the swale atween Round Top and Rocky Hill, right in the
pines and laurels; leastways I druv him down there with the dogs, and I
swon that he never crossed into the open meadow; and I went round, and
made a circle like clean round about him, and darn the dog trailed on
him no how; and bein' as he's hard hot, I guess he'll stay there since
he harbored."
"Hard hit, is he! why, did you get a shot at him?"
"A fair one," Jem replied; "not three rod off from me; he jumped up out
of the channel of Stony Brook, where, in a sort o' bend, there was a lot
of bushes, sumac and winter-green, and ferns; he skeart me, that's a
fact, or I'd a killed him. He warn't ten yards off when he bounced up
first, but I pulled without cocking, and when I'd got my gun fixed, he'd
got off a little piece, and I'd got nauthen but fox-shot, but I hot him
jist in the side of the flank; the blood flew out like winkin', and the
hounds arter him like mad, up and down, and round and back, and he a
kind of weak like, and they'd overhauled him once and again, and tackled
him, but there was only four on them, and so he beat them off like every
time, and onned again! They couldn't hold him no how, till I got up to
them, and I couldn't fix it no how, so as I'd git another shot at him;
but it was growin' dark fast, and I flogged off the sluts arter a deal
o' work, and viewed him down the old blind run-way into th' swale eend,
where I telled you; and then I laid still quite a piece; and then I
circled round, to see if he'd quit it, and not one dog tuk track on him,
and so I feels right sartain as he's in that hole now, and will be in
the mornin', if so be we goes there in time, afore the sun's up.
"That we can do easily enough," said Archer, "what do you say, Tom? Is
it worth while?"
"Why," answered old Draw instantly, "if so be only we could be sartain
that the darned critter warn't lyin', there couldn't be no doubt about
it; for if the buck did lay up there this night, why he'll be there
to-morrow; and if so be he's there, why we can get him sure!"
"Well, Jem, what have you got to say now," said the Commodore; "is it
the truth or no?"
"Why, darn it all," retorted Jem, "harn't I just told you it was true;
it's most blamed hard a fellow can't be believed now--why, Mr. Aircher,
did I ever lie to you?"
"Oh! if you ask me that," said Harry, "you know I must say 'Yes!'--for
you have, fifty times at the least computation. Do you remember the day
you towed me up the Decker's run to look for woodcock?"
"And you found nothing," interrupted Tom, "but..."
"Oh shut up, do, Tom," broke in Forester, "and let us hear about this
buck. If we agree to give you a five dollar bill, Jem, in case we do
find him where you say, what will you be willing to forfeit if we do
not?"
"You may shoot at me!" answered Jem, "all on you--ivery one on you--at
forty yards, with rifle or buckshot!"
"It certainly is very likely that we should be willing to get hanged for
the sake of shooting such a mangy hound as you Jem," answered Forester,
"when one could shoot a good clean dog--Tom's Dash, for example--for
nothing!"
"Could you though?" Tom replied, "I'd like to catch you at it, my dear
boy--I'd wax the little hide off of you. But come, let us be settling.
Is it a lie now, Jem; speak out--is it a lie, consarn you? for if it be,
you'd best jest say 't out now, and save your bones to-morrow. Well,
boys, the critter's sulky, so most like it is true--and I guess we'll be
arter him. We'll be up bright and airly, and go a horseback, and if he
be there, we can kill him in no time at all, and be right back to
breakfast. I'll start Jem and the captain here, and Dave Seers, with the
dogs, an hour afore us! and let them come right down the swale, and
drive him to the open--Harry and Forester, you two can ride your own
nags, and I'll take old Roan, and A--- here shall have the colt."
"Very well! Timothy, did they feed well to-night? if they did, give them
their oats very early, and no water. I know it's too bad after their
work to-day, but we shall not be out two hours!"
"Weel! it's no matter gin they were oot six," responded Timothy, "they
wadna be a pin the waur o't!"
"Take out my rifle, then--and pick some buckshot cartridges to fit the
bore of all the double guns. Frank's got his rifle; so you can take my
heavy single gun--your gauge is 17, A---, quite too small for buckshot;
mine is 11, and will do its work clean with Ely's cartridge and pretty
heavy powder, at eighty-five to ninety yards. Tom's bore is twelve, and
I've brought some to fit his old double, and some, too, for my own gun,
though it is almost too small!"
"What gauge is yours, Harry?"
"Fourteen; which I consider the very best bore possible for general
shooting. I think the gunsmiths are running headlong now into the
opposite of their old error--when they found that fifteens and fourteens
outshot vastly the old small calibres--fifty years since no guns were
larger than eighteen, and few than twenty; they are now quite out-doing
it. I have seen late-imported guns of seven pounds, and not above
twenty-six inches long, with eleven and even ten gauge calibres! you
might as well shoot with a blunderbus at once!"
"They would tell at cock in close summer covert," answered A---.
"For a man who can't cover his bird they might," replied Harry; "but you
may rely on it they lose three times as much in force as they gain in
the space they cover; at forty yards you could not kill even a woodcock
with them once in fifty times, and a quail, or English snipe, at that
distance never!"
"What do you think the right length and weight, then, for an eleven
bore?"
"Certainly not less than nine pounds, and thirty inches; but I would
prefer ten pounds and thirty-three inches; though, except for a fowl-gun
to use in boat-shooting, such a piece would be quite too ponderous and
clumsy. My single gun is eleven gauge, eight pounds and thirty-three
inches; and even with loose shot executes superbly; but with Ely's green
cartridge I have put forty BB shot into a square of two and a half feet
at one hundred and twenty-five yards; sharply enough, too, to imbed the
shot so firmly in the fence against which I had fixed my mark, that it
required a good strong knife to get them out. This I propose that you
should use to-morrow, with a 1 1/2 oz. SG cartridge, which contains
eighteen buck-shot, and which, if you get a shot any where within a
hundred yards, will kill him as dead, I warrant it, as an ounce bullet."
"Which you intend to try, I fancy," added Frank.
"Not quite! my rifle carries eighteen only to the pound; and yours, if I
forget not, only thirty-two."
"But mine is double."
"Never mind that; thirty-two will not execute with certainty above a
hundred and fifty yards!"
"And how far in the devil's name would you have it execute, as you calls
it," asked old Tom.
"Three hundred!" replied Harry, coolly.
"Thunder!" replied Draw, "don't tell me no sich thunderin' nonsense;
I'll stand all day and be shot at, like a Christmas turkey, at sixty
rods, for six-pence a shot, any how."
"I'll bet you all the liquor we can drink while we are here, Tom,"
answered Harry, "that I hit a four foot target at three hundred yards
to-morrow!"
"Off hand?" inquired Tom, with an attempt at a sneer.
"Yes, off hand! and no shot to do that either; I know men--lots of them
--who would bet to hit a foot square at that distance!"* [*When this was
written strong exception was taken to it by a Southern writer in the
Spirit of the Times. Had that gentleman known what is the practice of
the heavy Tyrolese rifle he would not have written so confidently. But
it is needless to go so far as to the Tyrol. There is a well known
rifle-shot in New York, who can perform the feat, any day, which the
Southern writer scoffed at as utterly impossible. Scrope on Deerstalking
will show to any impartial reader's satisfaction, that stags in the
Highlands are rarely killed within 200 and generally beyond 300 yards'
distance.]
"Well! you can't hit four, no how!"
"Will you bet?"
"Sartain!"
"Very well--Done--Twenty dollars I will stake against all the liquor we
drink while we're here. Is it a bet?"
"Yes! Done!" cried Tom--"at the first shot, you know; I gives no second
chances."
"Very well, as you please!--I'm sure of it, that's all--Lord, Frank, how
we will drink and treat--I shall invite all the town up here to-morrow--
Come!--One more round for luck, and then to bed!"
"Content!" cried A---; "but I mean Mr. Draw to have an argument
to-morrow night about this point of Setter vs. Pointer! How do you say,
Harry?--which is best?"
"Oh! I'll be Judge and Jury,"--answered Archer--"and you shall plead
before me; and I'll make up my mind in the meantime!"
"He's for me, any how,"--shouted Tom--"Darn it all, Harry, you knows you
wouldn't own a pinter--no, not if it was gin you!"
"I believe you are about right there, old fellow, so far as this country
goes at least!"--said Archer--"different dogs for different soils and
seasons--and, in my judgment, setters are far the best this side the
Atlantic--but it is late now, and I can't stand chattering here--good
night--you shall have as much dog-talk as you like to-morrow."