CHAPTER XXXI.

WILLIS’S ROOMS--THE PALACES.

Returning now from these delightful suburban walks, we find ourselves

once more at the West End. The London traveller, if he but learn the

habit of diligently using his eyes as he walks, is certain to find at

every turn something to entertain him, or something novel that he has

not before observed. On the other hand, by cultivating incurious habits,

the careless observer will come to look on the streets as merely tedious

places of passage from one point to another--and the more speedily the

monotonous transit is effected the happier he is.

Lately, passing through King Street, St. James’s, I paused before a

familiar building, passed by thousands in their daily rounds without its

exciting speculation or notice. Yet what curious memories it excites!

“CHINNOCK, GALSWORTHY, AND CHINNOCK ... To be sold ... fifty-five years’

lease ... 8,000 square feet, etc.” And had it actually come to this? Set

out, too, upon an ominous black board hung on the old wall! And this the

once-famous Almack’s! It had been offered already for sale in April on a

fixed day, but the bidders were not sufficient; and so we have come to

Chinnock, Galsworthy, and Chinnock, as per board, who are willing to

treat with private parties. Shade of Lady Jersey! Shade of Lady

Tankerville! Ghost of Princess Lieven! and spirit of the Iron Duke, once

refused admission because he had not on a white cravat or the suitable

breeches!

It was in King Street, St. James’s. Here was the long, well-grimed,

dingy waste of bricks, prison-like, and recalling Mrs. Cornelys’ old

rooms, now a chapel, close to Soho Square. Yet that Newgate-looking

structure, how it contrasted with the brilliant festivals inside! A

hundred and fifteen years of gaieties and revels--such is the exact life

of Willis’s Rooms. We must feel sorry that they are now to “go,” for

they are the last surviving “Rooms,” as they are called, of the good old

pattern left in London. For a time we had the old Hanover Square Rooms

for concerts and dances; good _rococo_ things; but they have been

nibbled away into a sort of club or hotel. But behind that old dingy

waste of wall what balls, festivals, charity dinners, bazaars!

It was in 1765 that a Scot who came up to London conceived the design of

erecting fashionable rooms on the pattern of the casinos abroad. His

name was McCall, the syllables of which he ingeniously reversed into the

celebrated “Almack”; and he brought his countryman, the renowned Neil

Gow, from Edinburgh, to lend the music. The building was erected

hurriedly, from the designs of Robert Mylne, of course another Scot, who

had built Blackfriars Bridge. On the opening night, in February, the

rooms were half empty, for the fashionable world was suffering from

colds and was afraid to go. The walls were imperfectly dried, and the

rich ceilings were dripping; though Almack protested that hot bricks and

boiling water had been used in the structure. The place, however, grew

into fashion, and at the suppers, Almack himself, “with his broad Scotch

face and in a bag-wig,” was seen attending; while his wife, in a sack,

“made tea and curtseys to our duchesses.” This worthy man died in 1781.

How Almack’s passed to Willis is not clear. The Willises were a musical

firm in their day. Gambling was carried on in the Rooms, and enormous

sums were lost and won in a night. Its greatest days, however, were

during the Regency, when the famous “Almack’s Balls” were given under

the haughty control of “Ladies patronesses,” the Jersey, the Lieven, and

others, and when the most exclusive system was in vogue. Gronow and

Raikes tell many stories of the arrogance of these dames, when to obtain

a “voucher” became a matter of favour and delicacy. The Almack’s Balls

were continued in some shape, and under less exclusive conditions, until

recently, when they were finally given up.

It is a curious feeling to enter and promenade through these forlorn and

ghostly chambers. The doors stand open, and we can wander in and up the

grand stone stair--the banisters oddly encased in crimson velvet.

Everything is laid out on a noble, spacious scale. Gloomy and even

dismal now seems the great ball-room on the first-floor--scene of so

many “festival dinners” and dances--with its fine chimney-piece,

floridly embroidered ceilings, “set-off,” as it was fancied, with

hideous modern colouring, now faded and inexpressibly shabby. The old

scheme was white and gold. But here are still the fine old English

mirrors, with their garlands and carvings; and the tall pillars behind

which Neil Gow and his fiddlers played; and the chandeliers, of Venetian

glass apparently, with their chains and lustres and bulbous drops,

elegant enough. Here are all the old-fashioned “rout” seats and chairs

and tables huddled together and piled up on top of one another. Many a

“bad quarter of an hour” has been spent here whilst awaiting nervously

the chairman’s signal to “reply to the toast”; and here is the very spot

where I once sat “peppering,” as it is called, in an

[Illustration: GRAND STAIRCASE, BUCKINGHAM PALACE. (_From a Photo by_

MR. E. KING.)]

unpleasant mood of suspense; the long tables spreading away and crowded

with unfeeling diners, hundreds “feeding like one,” who would desire

nothing better than a “break-down.” It is a curious, agitating feeling

when, on a sudden hush, one has to rise with a “Mr. Chairman!” For a

second every face is turned to see and wonder, and ask whose the face is

seen indistinctly afar off.

Below is the “concert-room,” a fine, well-proportioned apartment. Around

are many vast chambers: one where the gambling went on, and Charles Fox

and Lord Carlisle lost huge sums. It is difficult to give an idea of the

dismal impression left as we promenade these ghostly chambers. On the

walls are a score and more of portraits--all of the one “Kit-kat” size,

many by a forgotten artist--Knapton. These represent members of the

still existing “Dilettante Society,” who used to meet in one of the

rooms. Three of these pictures, of a large size, and exhibiting

full-length groups, were the work of Sir Joshua, and are to be seen in

the National Gallery. A history of this elegant club, which has

published splendid folios, has been written by my friend, the late Sir

F. Pollock.

And so we come out into old King Street again, to read once more on the

prosaic board that the whole will be sold as “a going concern,” with its

licence, goodwill, etc., and that this and a great deal more may be

learned from the worthy auctioneers aforesaid.

There are plenty of these ghostly chambers in London, and the feeling on

disturbing their antique solitude is a curious one. It is specially

present when we invade the repose of the now disused PALACES, some of

which are interesting places enough, but have a particularly forlorn and

faded air.

No building has been so rudely, even coarsely, treated as the venerable

old Palace, St. James’s, whose gate tower is so interesting and piquant

a monument. Portions have been burnt and re-built; but the

“restorations” seem always to have been carried out on the meanest and

shabbiest fashion. Witness the meagre, skimpy colonnade in the

courtyard; the wretched brickwork; the poor, “starved” rooms; the

tottering chimneys “stuck on” outside, and the patched air of the whole.

The old chambers within, though spacious and imposing enough, are

strangely dingy, and seem not to have been painted or “refreshed” for a

century. The place looks as though it were abandoned altogether, which

no doubt it is. Yet a small sum judiciously laid out in the way of

trimming or restoration would do much; were even mullioned windows

substituted for the present unsightly and incongruous “sashes.”

Hard by is that great modern pile, Buckingham Palace, the work of George

IV., which took the place of the pleasant old Buckingham House, which,

as we can see from the prints, was something after the pattern of

Marlborough House. This lumbering, uninteresting mass, though built of

stone, is made more unattractive still by being painted over, owing to

the decay of the material. Within there are many vast chambers of state

which, on rare occasions of high festival, are lit up and crowded with

rank, beauty, and fashion. The ball-room is a fine and richly-decorated

apartment, and the grand staircase is “monumental” enough. No one who

has not visited them can have an idea of the size, or apparent size at

least, of the gardens and pleasure grounds behind, which have been

artfully protected from vulgar observation by large raised banks and

thick planting. It is a pity that this sacred preserve is not, as in

continental cities, opened to the crowd; it would be an addition to the

few _agréments_ of London. It is now almost forgotten that in front of

the palace, before the erection of the present façade, stood the Marble

Arch, that curious freak of George IV., who, however, intended that it

should be enriched with a spirited group on the top. The present

situation, where it is useful as an omnibus station, seems unsuitable.

[Illustration: MILLAIS’S STUDIO.]

Another of these old derelict places is Kensington Palace. This, with

its “dependences,” still remains a very “lively” bit of architecture,

rather original in its design; the irregular façade being judiciously

broken up. The various offices, stables, guard-houses, etc., even the

little entrance gate on the Kensington Road, have a welcome piquancy,

and are most effective in their way. Here we have the true old-fashioned

tone. A portion is inhabited; and, with the pretty gardens, has the air

of a flourishing country house; but the state chambers are all chilly,

darkened, and given over to desolation. It is truly a pity that these

fine old places could not be utilized as picture galleries or museums,

like Hampton Court; the very fact of free circulation, and the visits of

the public, would preserve them and save them from rusting away.[29]

The wanderer or walker in London will find a district close by the

Palace very welcome and pleasing--the well-known Campden Hill. For a

spot so embedded in town it has a curious _rural_ note of its own, an

old-fashioned air, as though it declined altogether to go with the

times. The air, too, is tempered and softened; there are numbers of

pretty places, with their spreading grounds, old trees, and older

villas. Those persons who have been fortunate enough to secure ground

here in good time are to be envied. The curious part is that it is

bounded all round by the most uninviting prosaic districts--on one side

by the frowsy Notting Hill Gate, on the other by the common high road to

Hammersmith, all crowded with omnibuses and carts. But ascend the gentle

hill, from whatever direction, and you find yourself puzzled by the

antique simplicity and suburban air of the place. Of course there are

eyesores and blemishes--the dreadful waterworks in the very centre, to

say nothing of numerous modern “Follies,” fantastic freaks in the way of

enormously tall houses, and other monstrosities. Coming up the broad

cross road which joins Notting Hill and Kensington, we ascend a sort of

sheltered lane, with all sorts of ancient tenements, somewhat “shaky,”

each with its garden and enclosing wall, such as one might encounter at

Kew or Chiswick. Many of these have been judiciously adapted and added

to by the thriving artist or _littérateur_. This portion may be called

the _town_ side of Campden Hill; and here are also the modern builders’

terraces.

[Illustration: ALMA TADEMA’S FORMER STUDIO.]

Here stands the modern Campden House; but a far more interesting

structure is the old, “Little Campden House,” with its heavy roof and

eaves, and old-fashioned air, but with an abandoned look, presenting no

tangible idea to the present generation, yet in its day it and its

enterprising owner furnished much talk and speculation in artistic

circles. Mr. Wooler was passionately fond of theatricals, and the

private theatre in his house became celebrated, the owner himself

gravitating towards the genuine stage.

A striking evidence of the luxury of our time is found in the

magnificent, and even sumptuous, workshops in which our painters pursue

their labours. This was prompted by the great artistic revival which

occurred nearly twenty years ago, when there was the “sensation”

auctions at “Christie’s,” and the works of modern artists were fetching

enormous prices. All the great painters designed and built themselves

these luxurious temples. Unluckily, many of lesser light, and lesser

ability, followed the example, often with disastrous results. The craze

abated; prices have fallen rapidly, and numbers of these handsome

structures now stand tenantless. Holland Park, and the district

adjoining Melbury Road, etc., is the locality favoured; and there is

undoubtedly a kind of old-fashioned, semi-rural tone about the place

that justifies the selection. There are also a few in St. John’s Wood.

The House of the President of the Royal Academy is, as might be expected

from one of such taste and training, the most striking and effective.

Here we see the effect of a marked personality; and there is even

something sympathetic in the structure. It has often been described, by

Mrs. Haweis and others; but more as though it were some glittering

museum, of whose treasures an inventory is given. As we stand before it,

in Holland Park Road, we are struck by the fashion in which it

harmonizes with the locality; the sequestered lane, the old-fashioned

scraps of garden, where the good old trees live and thrive, and the

lingering old houses. There is a kind of gentle tone over the scene, and

a pleasant, retired air. The house, though not large, has an air of

monumental solidity; severe in style, built of bricks, which are

beautiful from their rich and almost roseate hue--though we are inclined

to make a somewhat diffident protest against the overhanging room,

supported on iron columns, which has lately been projected at one side.

This somewhat enfeebles the solid and stately air of the whole. Behind

there is a delightful garden, not walled round, or “trimmed” up, but

separated by a hedge or paling from the road. There are old trees and

grass, and a general rustic _laissez faire_.

The interior is a poetical dream, Oriental or Moorish in its

magnificence. With exquisite art the studio is planned as the “note” or

central feature of the whole; the stairs, the halls, and vestibule all

prepare the visitor for the main attraction.

[Illustration: HERKOMER’S STUDIO.]

“Turning aside,” says Mrs. Haweis, “from the foot of the stairs, we pass

through peacock-green arches, with deep gold incisions, into the third

Hall, called of Narcissus, which strikes a full deep chord of colour,

and deepens the impression of antique magnificence. A bronze statuette

of the fair son of Cephisus, from that in the Naples Museum, stands in

the midst of it. Here the walls are deepest sea-blue tiles, that shades

make dark; the floor is pallid (the well-known mosaic of the Cæsars’

palaces), and casts up shimmering reflected lights upon the

greeny-silver ceiling, like water itself. The delicate tracery of the

lattices brought bodily from the East, and which rise to right and left,

having the complexity and colour of the skeleton of a leaf, and guarded

by glass outside; the fine alhacen of carved wood which lines the

central alcove facing us, with its four rare Persian enamels of women’s

figures, and its shelves of Persian plates; the brilliant little windows

that break the sunshine into scarlet and gold and azure flame; the

snow-white columns of marble that stand against red at every angle; the

fountain that patters and sings in its pool of chrysolite water--most

perfect colophon to all the colours and the outer heat. We wander round

and enjoy the toss of its one white jet from a bed of water wherein

descending ridges, step-wise, have the semblance of the emerald facets

of a great green stone.

“The hall takes the form of a Greek cross, with slender columns as

aforesaid at the angles, set against rose-red slabs. But the entrance is

flanked with columns of a larger girth, made of red marble, with golden

capitals. The walls are lined with Syrian azulejos of soft and varying

blue and white arranged in panels, surmounted by a broad frieze, as yet

unfinished, designed by Walter Crane, in a beautiful running pattern of

fawns and vines, carried out in gold Venice mosaic. Above it rise

courses of black and white marble, and above again the golden dome.

“Over the entrance we see the overhanging black of the Zenana we have

not yet visited, that Eastern nest that juts like a closed-in balcony

high up the wall. Between it and the doorway lies a great purple panel

blazoned with a verse of the _Koran_ in Arabic, and through the arch we

see the distant staircase winding beyond the purple shadows of the

intervening hall.”

The studio itself is of a business-like, practical sort, though it is

stored with choice treasures and inspiring bits of antique colour. In

short, the artistic feeling of the accomplished man who prompted the

whole is felt everywhere.

There is a good deal of the “peacock blue,” and other colouring that

combines with it. This somewhat “barbaric” scheme of colour is scarcely

suited to our country; and the rich tint is likely enough to fade, or

grow darker and yet darker, with time. We select this studio as a

typical one, though it exceeds its fellows in magnificence and eastern

_luxe_.[30]

At Palace Gate, at the entrance to Kensington, Sir John Millais has his

studio, in a substantial house, designed by Mr. Hardwicke. The studio,

however, is a simple building, attached to the house. Mr. Alma Tadema’s

studio was an old house in Porchester Terrace, on the banks of the

canal, which he had fitted up and adapted to his purposes. He has now,

however, built himself a new one. Mr. Hubert Herkomer’s is down at his

well-known artistic colony at Bushey.

INDEX.

Adam, the Brothers, 39

Adelphi, The, 40

All-Hallows Staining Church, destroyed, 214

All-Hallows Barking, Church of, described, 216

All Saints’ Church, Margaret St., described, 240

Amen Court, St. Paul’s, sequestered enclosure of, 144

Anne’s, St., Church, Soho, and its Associations, 73

Austin Friars, House destroyed in, 167

Barn Elms at Putney, 275

Barnard’s Inn, 105

Barry, the Painter, his Adelphi Pictures, 48

Bartholomew’s, St., rudely treated, 221;

“Blacksmiths’ Forge and Fringe Factory,” 222;

judiciously restored, 224

Bell Tavern, The Old, 177

Berkeley Square, 172

Billett’s “Maids of Honour” cakes, 280

Blackheath, its “Paragons,” etc., 291

“Blew Coat” School, The, 19

Bow Steeple, 234

Brewers’ Hall, The, described, 208

Brick, Proper Treatment of, 258

Bride’s, St., Steeple, Story connected with, 233

Burlington House, described, 163

Campden Hill and its old Houses, 29

Canonbury Tower, 253

Carlyle, Thomas, Visit to, before his death, 269;

his House, 269

Catholic Churches in London, 241

Changes in London by demolition, and rebuilding, 152

Chapels, The Embassy, 241

Charterhouse, The, 249

Chelsea, “Modern Antiques” at, 270

Chelsea, Old Church of, 270

Chelsea “Physick Garden,” The, 271

Chelsea, Sketch of, a few years ago, 266

Chenery, Mr., A tenant in Clement’s Inn, 100

Cheshire Cheese Tavern, The, Account of, 190

Chesterfield House, 161

Chiswick Church and Old Houses, 277

Christ’s Hospital, Public supping at, 250

City, Charm of exploring, 195

City Companies, Vast number of, 209

Clapham, Church Row, 219

Clement Danes, St., Romantic View of, 234

Clement’s Inn, its Garden House, 100

Clifford’s Inn, described, 99

Clock Tower, The, 25

Cock Tavern, The Fleet Street, Account of, 185

College Street, Westminster, picturesque, 18

Covent Garden and St. Paul’s Church, 52

Cripplegate Church, 202, 212

Crosby Hall, fine Oriel Window in, 229

Cornelys’ Rooms, Mrs., now a Chapel, 241

Cremorne Gardens, Sketch of, 269

Cromwell House, 146

Dane’s Inn, 101

Devonshire House, 161

“Dickens in London,” Various associations, 115;

His Wooden Midshipman, 116;

His sketches of the Inns of Court, 117;

His residences in London, 118

Dining Halls in the Old Inns of Court, 107

Doorways, Old, Various specimens of, described, 260;

Old Carved, in Carey Street, 100

Drapers’ Hall, 210

Dublin, Old Houses in, 216

Dyers’ Hall, 209

Edmonton, Fine specimens of Brick at, 288

Eltham, 287

Ely Chapel, District round, 217;

The Old Bell, 217;

Palace of the Bishop, 217;

Sold to Government, 218;

Precarious condition of the Chapel, 219

Emanuel Hospital, Westminster, 20

Essex Head Tavern, 194

Fairfax House, Putney, 148

Farm Street Chapel, 248

Fitzroy Square, 175

Forster, John, Scene at his house in Lincoln’s Inn Fields, 93

“Fox-under-the-Hill” Tavern and Dickens, 47

Fulham, “Bishop’s Walk,” at 274;

Old Houses and Church, 272

Furnival’s Inn, Holborn, 104

Garrick’s House in Southampton Street, Strand, 51

George Street, Hanover Square, 172

George’s, St., Cathedral, Southwark, 242

George Tavern, Boro’, 180

Golden Square, 170

Gough Square, Johnson’s House in, 193

Gray’s Inn, 112

Greenwich, described, 286

Hampton Court, described, 285

Hammersmith Mall, 275

Hampstead and Highgate, Charms of, 288

Hanover Square, described, 159

Hans Place, Antique tone of, 258

Helen’s, St., Church, 230

Highgate, Walk to, 290

Hogarth House, described, 278

Howe’s House, Mr., at Isleworth, 283

Hyde Park, described, 78

Inns, Old, “The Flask,” 289;

“Jack Straw’s Castle,” 290;

“The Spaniards,” associated with “Pickwick”, 290

Isleworth, 283

Islington, Old-fashioned air of, 255

“Jack Straw’s Castle”, 181

James’s, St., Palace, Gateway, and Dial, 80

Kensington House, 155;

and Palace, 297

Kew Palace, 278

King’s Head Tavern, Boro’, 178

Kingston Market Place and Inns, 283

Lamb, C., his house in Colebrooke Row, described, 257

Laurence Pountney Hill, a Picturesque Enclosure, 204

Law Courts, The, criticised, 130

Leadenhall Street, Old House in, described, 157

Leicester Square, Statue in, 136

Leven’s, Lord, House, at Roehampton, 291

Lincoln’s Inn, Old Gateway, 98

Lincoln’s Inn Fields, Old Taverns near, 96;

Fine Houses in, 92

London Relics, Fate of, 132

Magnus’, St., Tower, Poetical effect of, 132

Mansions, Old, in London, 154

Marble Arch, The, 297

Martin’s St., Lane, 70

Mary Woolnoth, St., 237

Masque of Flowers in Gray’s Inn, 113

Mitre Tavern, The, 192

Monuments in Westminster Abbey described, 28

Morden College, Blackheath, 291

Mortimer Street, Richly decorated Houses in, 157

National Gallery, The, its Pictures and Painters criticised, 57

Nightingale Monument in Westminster Abbey, 31

New River, The, 256;

its pleasingly erratic course, 257

Newton’s House, Leicester Square, 163

Olave’s, St., Hart Street, 212

Oratory, The, described, 245

Painter Stainers’ Hall, 209

Palace, St. James’s, described, 296;

Buckingham Palace and Gardens, 295

Pantheon, The, 171

Paradise Row, 271

Parliament, Houses of, described, 20

Paul Pindar’s, Sir, House, 159

Peacock Room, The, (note) 302

Photographing London Relics, Society for, 166

Post Office, General, View from, 233

“Private Prayer,” Result of opening a Church for, (note) 237

Pugin, the Architect, 242

Putney Bridge, Old, 272

Paul’s, St., Cathedral, 134;

Dome of, 137;

Monuments in described, 141;

Railings round, 143;

Reredos, 139

Quadrant, The, Regent Street, 90

Queen Square, 170

Raleigh House, Brixton, 150

Regent Street, Its merits, 89

Richmond, Its Green, and Maid of Honour Row, and Old Palace, 281

Richmond Playhouse, 282

River at Charing Cross, 127

Rolls Chapel, Beautiful Tomb in, 226

Roman Bath, and Roman Remains, 49

Rooks in London, 112

Roubiliac, The Sculptor, and his Work, 30

Sadler’s Wells Theatre, 256

Saviour’s, St., Southwark, 226

Savoy Chapel, 215

Scarsdale House, Kensington, 168

Severn, M., on “Sketching in London”, 127

Soane Collection in Lincoln’s Inn Fields, 94

Soho Square, 171;

Chapel near, 241

Somerset House, 126

Square, St. James’s, 174

Squares, Old London, 170

Staple Inn described, 102

Steeples, Eccentric, 238

Steevens, Alfred, Sad Story of, 139;

Specimen of his art in the railings of British Museum, 265

Stephen’s, St., Walbrook, 234

Sterne, Ghastly Story connected with, 75

Street Names, Origin of, 55

Studios, Some--Herkomer’s, 312;

Sir F. Leighton’s, 300;

Sir John Millais’s, 302

Sundial, Negro, in Clement’s Inn, 101

Tablets on Celebrated Houses, 165

Teddington, 284

Temple, Inns in the, described, 109

The “Antients” in the old Inns of Court, 103

Theodore of Corsica, his story, 73

Tottenham, 288

Tradescants, House of, 166

Trumpeter House, Richmond, 282

Tyrrel Monument, 34

Vanbrugh, the architect, and his work, 68

Vauxhall, Figure-heads at, 270

Wade, Marshal, Grotesque Monument to, 45

Wandsworth Manor House, 145

“Warwick Arms,” The Old, 175

Waterloo Bridge, Praise of, by a French critic, 123;

and the Embankment, 122;

The Toll-keeper and Dickens, 125

Wellington Monument, St. Paul’s, History of, 139

Westminster Abbey described, 26

Westminster Hall, 23

White Hart Tavern, Boro’, 178

Whittington’s House, 199

Willis’s Rooms and its associations, 293

Woffington’s Almshouses at Teddington, 284

Wren, Sir C., his Churches, 232;

Steeples, 233

York House and Gate, 46

FOOTNOTES:

[1] This has turned out a singularly accurate prophecy. Chippendale’s

work now fetches an enormous sum whenever it appears at a sale by

auction. It lately brought close on £30.

[2] Few are aware of the number of these mediæval obstructions, of

which there are some 250 in London. “In most parishes there are two

or three; in some the number reaches thirty or forty. The whole

metropolitan area is dotted with them. There are nine in Marylebone;

thirty in St. Pancras, principally on the Camden Estate and Crown

property. St. George’s, Hanover Square, has a dozen; St. Mary,

Islington, twenty; St. Giles’s, Camberwell, sixteen. There are four

each in St. James and St. John, Clerkenwell, in Chelsea, and in

Woolwich. Paddington has five; but the number increases, sometimes by

leaps and bounds, until we reach such totals as 27 for Wandsworth, 28

for Lewisham, and 36 for Fulham. Poplar has only one, but it reconciles

the deficiency to its self-respect by levying a toll. The privilege of

shutting out vehicles is highly prized in some parts of St. Pancras,

and highly paid for. It makes a substantial addition to the rent, and

it constitutes a sort of permanent charge on the rates, in the form of

payment on the original cost of the roads.”

[3] Of the wealth of the late Earl an incidental proof carelessly

escaped on the occasion of the fire at Cortachy Castle, when it was

stated that his lordship had brought sixty servants and some four or

five thousand pounds’ worth of furniture for this summer excursion,

just as an ordinary family would take a few articles to complete the

furnishing of a house taken at the seaside! Further, it was mentioned

that fifty sovereigns belonging to her ladyship were saved; they had

been left on her table just as “the gentle reader” himself might leave

some pence on the chimney-piece.

[4] But, as I write, this memorial is being removed, and the whole

façade is being cased with stone.

[5] Lately died Selby, the Liston-faced coachman, with his low-crowned

hat, who drove to Brighton and back in the surprisingly short time of

seven hours 51 minutes, for a wager. His funeral was an extraordinary

spectacle, followed by more than a score of coaches, laden with

wreaths, and driven by “the fancy.” This recalls the interment of “Tom

Moody.”

[6] Mr. Dickens used to relate how, at one of his last dinners when

in this senile state, the servant, who had the whole _répertoire_ by

heart, would suggest and prompt. “Tell the gentlemen, sir, about Mr.

Selwyn and the Duke of Queensberry, sir,” etc., on which the old man,

set a-going like some musical-box, would start off on his narrative. He

was a sad spectacle.

Nose and chin to shame a knocker,

Wrinkles that would puzzle Cocker.

One of the best stories told to us by Mr. Dickens in a railway

carriage--unpublished, too--we must repeat; but the voice cannot

be supplied: it was that of Justice Stareleigh, as given at the

“readings,” very slow and funereal:--

“The Honour-a-ble Augustus Stanhope, one of the most fashionable

bloods of his day, fell in love with the lovely Miss Beauclerk, who

did not re-turn his passion. He bribed her maid to secrete him in her

cheea--mber. When she came up to attire herself for a ball, he emerged

from his concealment. She looked at him fixedly. ‘Why don’t you begin?’

she asked, after a pause. She took him for the ’airdresser!”

[7] It was in December, 1848, that the Quadrant colonnade, “one of the

most elegant architectural features of the Metropolis,” and certainly

an effective addition to the pretentious glories of Regent Street, was

removed. There were, however, sound utilitarian reasons for the step,

the colonnade being the resort and shelter of disorderly characters at

night. Each of the columns, it was stated by the auctioneer, who sold

them in lots, weighed 35 cwt., and had cost £35 to put up. There were

270 in all, and 144 realized about £1,000. These now form unsuspected

portions of other buildings in various parts of the country.

[8] Lately, passing near Camden Town, I noticed a crowd staring

vacantly at the top of a very lofty old tree, and was delighted to

note an immense nest in process of construction, with a couple of the

“inky-coated” on solemn guard.

[9] In the room in which I now write he has often sat, and often has it

re-echoed to his jocund laugh. His paper-knife and paper weight marked

C. D. are beside me. His ghost should flutter near at hand.

[10] The architect of the bridge, Sir John Rennie, gives a curious

account of the plans that were proposed towards the beginning of this

century for the improvement of the river:--“A committee,” he tells

us, “called the Committee of Taste, was appointed, in order to design

such improvements as were imperatively required in the neighbourhood

of Charing Cross, the Strand, and Holborn and Oxford Street. This

Committee consisted of the late Lord Farnborough, John Wilson Croker,

Sir John Soane, Sir Robert Smirke, Nash, and others. To its labours

we are indebted for Trafalgar Square and the improvements in the

Strand, Cockspur Street, the Haymarket, the old Opera House, and those

between Oxford Street and Holborn, which are really very good, and the

architecture, although not altogether faultless, is nevertheless, taken

as a whole, very effective; in fact, nothing like these improvements

has been effected since. The new street from Waterloo Bridge to Oxford

Street, undertaken soon after, has been a miserable failure; instead of

taking a direct line, they availed themselves as far as they could of

the old miserable intervening streets, so that this thoroughfare, which

ought to have been one of the best in London, is now one of the worst,

and the increase in the value of the property on each side has been

very little. But if this street had been made in a straight line, and

of ample width, the shops and buildings on both sides would have been

of a superior character, and would have yielded far higher rents, which

would have gone a long way towards paying part of the expenses, if not

the whole.

“About this time Sir F. Trench, who moved in the most fashionable

circles, and was a great amateur in architecture and fine arts, was

seized and enraptured with the idea of constructing quays along the

banks of the Thames between Whitehall and Blackfriars Bridge, and

converting the space so recovered from the shore of the Thames into

a handsome carriage-drive and promenade ornamented with gardens and

fountains. He applied to the late Mr. Philip Wyatt and myself to assist

him in preparing the designs and in obtaining an Act of Parliament

to carry it into effect. Trench said he had no doubt that sufficient

money would be obtained. He accordingly, with his great influence

and indefatigable activity, formed a committee of the highest class;

neither were the ladies excluded; amongst others, the beautiful

Duchess of Rutland took the greatest interest in the undertaking,

and at the first meeting, which took place at Her Grace’s house, she

was unanimously voted to the chair, and conducted everything in the

most business-like manner. Lord Palmerston, then Secretary for War,

took a leading part, and it is singular that many years later his

Lordship, then Premier, should have proposed a similar measure, and

the continuation of the coal duties for carrying it into effect, which

was adopted; but when we proposed the undertaking and the mode of

raising the funds, notwithstanding our powerful committee, the idea was

considered chimerical. For this and other reasons the project fell to

the ground.”

[11] As the great Duke was the first to pay the halfpenny toll, it

might be interesting to know who was the last passenger to pay it; for,

of course, there must have been a halfpenny received which was the

last. I understand that the late Mr. Thomas Purnell--whose incisive

criticisms in the _Athenæum_ some years, “fluttered the dovecots” of

the dramatists, and which were signed “Q.”--claimed the distinction of

being positively the last passenger that paid the halfpenny.

[12] A piece of Irish wit may be quoted here. It was proposed to erect

a monument to a well-known Dublin physician in one of the public

cemeteries, and the inscription was debated. Some one suggested this of

Wren’s!

[13] There has been an enemy working underground during the past

years--an ogre more wholesale and omnivorous than has yet appeared.

This arises out of the burrowing of the underground lines in the

City--the grand teredo, such as bored its way to the Mansion House

Station from the Tower. It has been stated “that there has been no such

general demolition since the days of the Great Fire. _No less than 130

houses, some of them the oldest in London, and two of the City halls,

have been pulled down in order to construct the new thoroughfare which

continues Gracechurch Street to Tower Hill._ The general destruction

is added to by the tunnelling of the link line from the Tower to the

Mansion House.”

[14] With such rapidity are the blows struck, and so capricious too is

the spoiler in his work, now hurrying on, now suspending altogether,

that it becomes difficult to bring the record “up to date,” as it were.

[15] It was sold “in lots” in 1882 for about £10,000; the grand marble

staircase, which cost £11,000, went to Madame Tussaud’s for £1,000,

where a portion may be seen. The massive gilt _grille_, or railing

that faced the street, cost £3,500, and was bought for Sandown for 300

guineas. Being all levelled and cleared the ground was laid out and

sold, when it was found there was room for seventy-five houses.

[16] Many will have noted the curious iron posts fixed in the ground in

front of one of the corner houses. These are real cannon, captured in

one of Admiral Keppel’s victories, and presented to his family.

[17] Since writing the above, the “White Hart” has been demolished.

[18] “The fate of the Cock Tavern was decided yesterday, when a special

jury at the Recorder’s Court in the Guildhall awarded £9,000 for the

freehold, and nearly £11,000 to the lessee and occupier, in all about

£20,000. It was proved that the profits were £2,000 a year. A casual

visitor would have great difficulty in believing the fact. The ancient

dinner haunt was a small, dingy snuggery, greasy with the steam of

fifty thousand dinners. It hardly seated a score guests, and served

nothing but steaks, chops, and kidneys with ale and stout for liquor.

Counsel for the lessee, in addressing the court on the amount of award,

said he had himself seen only that day three of Her Majesty’s judges

at luncheon hour in the neighbouring law court sitting over their chop

and pewter of London stout in The Cock. The only articles reserved in

the old place are the mantelpiece, a massive work in oak, of the time

of James I., and the sign of the house, which was carved by Grinling

Gibbons.”

[19] A sympathetic frequenter of the “Cheshire Cheese” has sent me a

glowing account of its alternations, which I can cordially endorse.

“The ‘Cheese’ is really the last of our old taverns, conducted on

genuine principles, which one wishes to cherish. When genial spring

has brought forward vegetation the waiter’s cheerful intimation that

‘Asparagus is on, sir,’ recalls the fact forcibly to your notice. When

later, ‘’Am and peas’ can be secured, the vision of early summer is

perfect, and is not even disturbed by boiled beans and bacon. In the

hot, sultry days, cool salads are appropriate, and when these disappear

there is a closing in of daylight and a general warning that the year

is past its prime. Then does the ‘Cheese’ draw its blinds and light

its gas, stoke up its fires and announce its great puddings. Yet,

further ahead, when raw November days come upon us, the savoury smell

of Irish stew--that fine winter lining for the hungry--pervades the

place, and so the season goes round. Of all the changes brought about

by the rolling year, however, none is so popular as the advent of

the pudding, though it means frost, and damp, and cold winds. _The_

pudding (italics for ‘the,’ please) has no rival in size or quality.

Its glories have been sung in every country, even the _Fort Worth Texas

Gazette_ having something to say on the subject. The pudding ranges

from fifty to sixty, seventy, and eighty pounds weight, and gossip has

it that in the dim past the rare dish was constructed to proportions

of a hundredweight. It is composed of a fine light crust in a huge

china basin, and there are entombed therein beefsteaks, kidneys,

oysters, larks, mushrooms, and wondrous spices and gravies, the secret

of which is known only to the compounder. The boiling process takes

about sixteen to twenty hours, and the smell on a windy day has been

known to reach as far as the Stock Exchange. The process of carving

the pudding on Wednesdays and Saturdays when it is served is as solemn

a ceremony as the cutting of the mistletoe with the golden sickle of

the Druids. The late proprietor, Mr. Beaufoy A. Moore, could be with

difficulty restrained from rising from his bed when stricken down

with illness to drive to the ‘Cheese’ and serve out the pudding. No

one, he believed, could do it with such judicious care and judgment

as he did. The dining-room is fitted with rows of wooden benches and

wooden tables without the slightest pretence of show. But the cloths

are white and clean, and the cutlery bright, while the china service

is of that ancient and undemonstrative blue design which delighted our

forefathers, and is known as the willow pattern. The glasses are large,

thick, and heavy, and might be used with effect in an argument. But

the silver is silver, not Brummagem, and has seen more service than

would destroy half the property of modern public-houses. On the walls

hang three prominent objects (in addition to the usual advertisements

of brands of champagnes and clarets), viz., a barometer, a print of

Dr. Johnson, and an old oil painting by Wageman, representing the

interior of the room with a gentleman trying his steak with his knife,

a waiter holding up a port wine cork in the well-known attitude ‘two

with you’; and a cat rubbing her oleaginous hide in anxious expectation

against the leg of the settle. This picture, like one in the bar, is

an heirloom, or rather a fixture, which cannot be sold, but must pass

from landlord to landlord. The fireplaces are huge and commodious,

capable of holding a hundredweight of coal at a time. On a cold

winter’s day, when their genial warmth penetrates every portion of

the room, and the merry flames dance and leap after each other up the

capacious chimney space, a man listens to the howling wind without,

or hears the rain pattering on the paved courts. Here gather poets,

painters, lawyers, barristers, preachers, journalists, stockbrokers,

musicians, town councillors, and vestrymen, with just a _soupçon_ of

sporting celebrities, and a decided dash of the impecunious ‘Have

beens.’ The latter represent in the ‘Cheese’ colony the Irish division

in Parliament. Up-stairs there are extensive ranges of kitchens,

where burnt sacrifices are being perpetually offered up in the shape

of mutton and beef; a dining room, and a smoke-room, dark-panelled

and cosy, where a man may forget the world and be lost to it during

a much-coveted midday rest. The privileged few who are allowed to go

into the wondrous cellars--redolent of sawdust, cobweb-coated, and

covered with dust--wander amidst avenues of wine-bins with wonder and

astonishment at the space occupied underground as compared with the

upper regions.”

[20] They gave an entertainment on St. Luke’s Day, and we find that on

May 17th, 1635, Mr. Inigo Jones, the King’s surveyor, was invited to

dinner, and very willingly came and dined with the company. Some of the

invitations have the signature of Verrio and Sir Godfrey Kneller. The

ancient pictures on the wall are mostly gifts from the painters, who

were living men of the company. One of the minutes in the books has

justly furnished considerable entertainment from its quaint simplicity:

“On the 10th March, 1673,” is pronounced this censure: “That the

painter of Joseph and Pottifer’s Wife and the Fowre Elements be fined

£3 6s. 8d. for such bad work.”

[21] It may be added that the difficulties in getting admission to see

old monuments in London seem insuperable. As a general rule they are

rarely open--or open at awkward hours. No one about appears to know

where the person in charge is to be found, and he is usually “out,”

being busy with other functions. The old City Halls are jealously

guarded, and we recall how shocked the old lady housekeeper was at

one of these places when admission was proposed. Application must be

made to high officials, who, however, are gracious enough in according

permission. The result, however, is long delay and loss of opportunity.

[22] It was thus that passing by St. Magnus’s on one Sunday afternoon,

the door open, the organ pealing out, we expected the usual “Sunday

service” in the City, with its dozen or so of congregation--the few

old women, the sleeping old men, who had turned in for the purpose.

Who could have thought of realizing so perfectly the traditional Swift

story of “Dearly Beloved Roger”? For there was literally the minister

and his clerk, reading and responding, the pew-opener sitting by the

door, and not a soul besides! The pew-opener rose, making a piteously

imploring, despairing appeal to remain; the incumbent glanced over,

half-ashamed--but the intruder fled!

[23] Some time ago there was a controversy in the papers as to the

propriety of opening the churches, City and others, “for private

prayer.” Mr. Brook, the rector of this pretty church of St. Mary

Woolnoth, gave his experiences of an experiment he made in this way.

“The abuse,” he said, “of the privilege had been very great, though

certainly, by reason of constant watchfulness, not as bad as it used

to be. Your readers will scarcely believe it when I mention that

dozens and dozens of times men and women have actually made a public

convenience of the sacred building; others have come in and stripped

themselves nearly naked in the darker corners, for what reason no one

can say; others come for the sole purpose of altercation with the

attendant, and one lately even struck and seriously hurt her; indeed,

if it were not for the friendly policeman on the neighbouring point,

such incidents would be of daily occurrence. It was only a few weeks

since a child was born on the mat in the entrance of the church, though

this is not so common as it used to be in days gone by; and when I

first became rector of the parish the church, between one and two

o’clock, was regularly used as a luncheon room.”

[24] This relic is now on the eve of being demolished.

[25] All his visions therefore faded away: the “cloud-capp’d towers and

gorgeous palaces” dwindled gradually and shrank: prose, and questions

of convenience, took the place of this baseless fabric of a vision.

[26] A prelate once applied to Pugin for a design for a new church. It

was to be very large, he said, the neighbourhood being very populous;

it must be very handsome, as a fine Protestant church was close by; and

it must be _very cheap_--they were very poor, in fact had only £--.

_When could they expect the design?_ The architect wrote back promptly:

“My dear Lord, say thirty shillings more, and have a tower and spire at

once. A. W. P.”

[27] As a specimen of the unconsidered artistic trifles to be found

in London by those who search for them, the simple railing that runs

outside in front of the _grille_ of the British Museum is worth a

moment’s attention. The low posts, or standards, are capped with a

little sitting lion, exceedingly quaint and spirited in design. This

has often been sketched or hastily modelled by the sculptor, for it

is the work of the unfortunate Alfred Steevens, who is only now being

appreciated as he deserves to be.

[28] On the old familiar green cover of “Pickwick,” Mr. Pickwick is

shown seated in a punt, fishing, and in the background is seen the old

Putney Church, with the quaint bridge.

[29] “There is one apartment,” says a visitor, “looking out on an

old-fashioned garden of circular laurel-beds and well-groomed hedges,

which has interest as the nursery of Queen Victoria--now bare like the

rest, save that it contains the toys that amused our Queen’s childhood.

Here they repose, a little dusty to be sure, but not much the worse for

their sixty and odd years of life. On the mantelpiece is a headless

horsewoman who still keeps her seat; in a box, carefully folded in

tissue paper, is a doll clothed in a muslin dress of fine quality,

with a delicately-worked lace cap tied under the chin, almost hiding

her bright fluffy hair. Then against the wall stands a three-masted,

fully-rigged ship, six feet long, its last voyage done. By the side of

the vessel is a large red doll’s house of many furnished rooms, with a

kitchen, containing a well-stocked dresser and a miniature wooden cook

who had fallen on her face, on whom I took pity and seated before the

kitchen range. I left the nursery, and soon came to the room where the

Queen was born--an apartment of mirrors, with paper (one of the few

rooms with wall decoration intact) of a pleasing tint, picked out with

an heraldic device. Hard by is found the apartment where the Archbishop

of Canterbury and Lord Conyngham kicked their heels till the timid

attendant could make up her mind to rouse the sleeping Princess, and

tell her she was Queen of England.”

[30] Many years ago the town was excited by the description of a room

which that clever, erratic artist, Mr. Whistler, had designed and

painted for a gentleman of fortune, Mr. Neyland. It was known as “the

Peacock Room,” and is all painted in blues and gold, after the pattern

of tints in the peacock’s tail. The dado is blue on a gold ground, and

above it the scheme is reversed, being gold on a blue ground. This rich

and gorgeous arrangement is now, probably enough, somewhat faded.

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