CHAPTER II

THE WESTMINSTER TOBACCO-BOX--THE WESTMINSTER PLAY.

In other ways our “Parish of Westminster” offers much that is still

quaint and old-fashioned and picturesque. A stranger seeing the view

from the Sanctuary for the first time will be moved to surprise and

admiration. The very irregularity, the straggling shape of the ground,

is original and pleasing. What a number of striking objects are here

congregated! Standing at the bottom of Victoria Street we see to the

right the Gothic Westminster Chambers, with the not ungraceful

commemorative pillar to the scholars who fell in the Crimea. Beyond is

the venerable Abbey, beside which is St. Margaret’s Church and

Churchyard. Beyond these is seen Westminster Hall and the elaborate

façade and towers of the Houses of Parliament. Between is the square

with the statues. To the left the old Sessions House, and in the

distance Westminster Bridge, Lambeth Palace, and the River. All this is

made animated by the ceaseless procession of vehicles, for here runs the

tide of life and business very strongly; and the long train of persons

making for the Strand from Pimlico passes by this route. All here is

interesting, and the foreigner could spend a day or two examining what

is grouped in this spot.

Few are aware of the existence of a worthy society, “The Past Overseers

of St. Margaret and St. John, Westminster,” who have been in the habit

of dining together at one of the taverns in the district for over 150

years. This body, not otherwise remarkable, are custodians of a singular

“curio,” which from small beginnings has, like the “deputy shepherd,”

been “a swellin’ wisibly” from year to year. This is “the Westminster

Tobacco-Box,” which is also an extraordinary, bizarre, historical

calendar of London during the long period of its existence.

It seems that in the year 1713 one of the “past” overseers, Mr. Henry

Monk, was in the habit of bringing to the tavern dinners his own private

tobacco-box, which he had bought for 4_d._ at a horn fair, and which he

good-naturedly placed at the service of his friends. In so cordial a

spirit was this little attention received, that he presented the company

with a tobacco-box for its own use when he should have passed away. As

a reciprocal attention the society had a silver rim placed on the box,

whereon were recorded the donor’s name and merits. This imparted a value

to the box, and it was intrusted to the charge of the overseer

for the time being. The next overseer--not to be outdone in

liberality--embellished the box with a silver plate, on which _his_ name

and achievements were set out. The overseer succeeding followed suit;

and thus grew up the rule or custom that every overseer should add a

silver plate or decoration suitably inscribed. After a few years the box

became overlaid with silver plates. Space failed, and it was now fitted

into an inclosing box, upon which the same process was repeated. Figures

and pictures came to be engraved on the plates; the notable event of the

year, whether battle, royal marriage, procession, or celebration, was

duly emblazoned; and still the box, or boxes, kept growing. As a result,

the box has become enormous, and has now the aspect of a massive

hexagonal silver-covered chest, which resolves itself into some

half-dozen boxes, one enclosed in the other, and all glittering with the

accumulated silver plates of 150 years. The outer chest or casket is

made from an old oaken beam that belonged to the Abbey. The general

aspect of the box is rather bewildering, with its pictures, portraits,

scrolls, odd costumes, dates, and inscriptions. At the annual dinner

there is a ceremonial of handing over the box to the new overseer, who

is solemnly enjoined by the senior churchwarden to take all care of the

article. He is to have and to hold it on the condition that it be

produced at all parochial entertainments he shall be invited to, or have

a right to attend, when it must be furnished, with tobacco sufficient to

fill three pipes at least, under forfeiture, in case of failure, of six

bottles of claret. Moreover, security in the sum of 200 guineas has to

be found.

The box has passed through some critical situations: once, in 1785, when

some thieves carried off from the dinner-table all the portable silver;

but, fortunately, the overseer had the precious box (or boxes) in safe

custody. In 1793 an unworthy overseer, named Read, having a claim on the

parish, actually detained the box till he was satisfied--nay, threatened

to destroy the box if he were _not_ satisfied. Thereupon a Chancery suit

was actually commenced to recover this Palladium of Westminster; and the

case was heard before Lord Chancellor Loughborough, who decreed that the

box be restored and the costs paid by the degenerate “past overseer,”

Read aforesaid. There was general joy; the solicitor who conducted the

suit was made free of the society, that “he may often” (so it runs in

the books) “have an opportunity of contemplating the box and its

recovery.”

In 1825 some odd regulations connected with the box were introduced. The

dinner which ushered it in was to be served by five o’clock, on the

actual striking of St. Margaret’s clock; the landlord, on failure, to be

fined two bottles of wine. He was to produce his bill at half-past

eight, under penalty of another bottle. When the Westminster

tobacco-boxes are opened out there is a glittering show indeed. Hours

might be spent deciphering their scrolls and records. There we may see

and read of the King and Queen and of Mr. Wilkes, the gallant Nelson,

Pitt and Fox, and Wellington, together with pictures of a “scratchy”

kind of the new prison, the trial of Queen Caroline, and other

interesting scenes. In 1746 Hogarth engraved a portrait of the Duke of

Cumberland inside the lid. What is to become of the box when it

bourgeons beyond manageable proportions? By-and-by it will have the

dimensions of a plate-chest. Before long, however, it is not unlikely

that some too practical past overseer will move “That this society do

hereby for the future suspend their practice of adding silver plates to

the tobacco-box; and that in lieu thereof ten guineas be subscribed

annually to the funds of Westminster Hospital. And that the box or boxes

be deposited in the Town Hall.”

In Westminster, as in other districts of London, there is a certain

local tone--healthy and independent, as though it were a separate town.

Chelsea, Islington, Holborn, all these have their _Town Halls_, some

built in rather imposing style. In each there is the Concert room, where

shows and entertainments are given to the lieges. At Westminster there

is the Choral Society, which has its capital concerts, singing, and

orchestra--all to the glory of local Westminsters, who have great repute

among their own people. There is something Flemish in this spirit, and

no doubt it will develop.

A few years ago there was a cluster of mean and squalid streets on the

ground where the Aquarium stands--with others of the Seven Dials pattern

leading to it. These have been cleared away with extraordinary rapidity,

and quite a new quarter has been formed, of which the Town Hall is the

centre. Not unpleasing, and effective also, is the large group of

buildings in irregular broken order that gather round it. There is

Christ Church and churchyard, across which a path has been made from

Victoria Street, and which is flanked by the new and grand “Iddesleigh

Mansions,” with its stained glass and outside galleries. Then on the

other side rise the enormous “St. Ermine’s Mansions,” rival to the

“Queen Anne’s.” The visitor should note the extraordinary decorations

over the doorways--two boys seated in a _dégagé_ attitude, their legs

projecting airily, projections not likely to remain long _in situ_. We

should note, however, the pleasing Vicarage just erected in the

churchyard, a compact and snug and picturesque little edifice. The

church is rude and bald enough, but a project is on foot for completing

the steeple. Then the place will be complete. Yet, strange to say,

fringing these pretentious edifices, meant for the opulent, are the most

squalid dens and alleys filled with cellars and “shanties,” with such

significant names as King’s Head Court, Smith’s Rents, Horse Shoe

Alley, and the like, where poverty reeks and flourishes well, as it

might be said, and where from half a crown to four shillings is paid

weekly for some crazy dilapidated chamber.

The performance of the Westminster Play, which takes place about a week

before Christmas, furnishes the Londoner with an opportunity for

dreaming himself away into old University or Cathedral life. Once within

Dean’s Yard a very pleasing delusion steals over him; and so appropriate

are the calm associations of the place that he will fancy himself

hundreds of miles away in some scholastic retirement, instead of being

close to the rattle of streets, of passing omnibuses and cabs and the

busy hurly-burly of Westminster. The pleasant old custom of the

Westminster Play still flourishes in all its vitality, and should be

cherished as one of those survivals which usefully keep green the few

romantic associations that are known to the capital.

It is evening at Christmas-tide as we come to the Sanctuary--quaint name

for the open space in front of the Abbey--the traffic seems at its very

busiest. The Aquarium hard by is getting ready for a busy night; its

electric arc lights are blazing. Beyond, the fierce light at the top of

the Clock Tower gives token of busy work within, for a so-called “autumn

session” is going on. Everything betokens din, bustle, and hard work.

Passing under the archway we are in “Dean’s Yard,” and what a sudden

change! It almost seems a monastic inclosure. The moon is at the full;

the noise of the streets is suddenly hushed. Here are the old-fashioned

buildings, low and antique, with the entrance to the Cloisters of the

Abbey. The chimes from the Clock Tower are giving out eight. Here, too,

is the Dean’s House, quaint, low and spreading, with a deceptive air of

ruin, mullioned windows, and the Canons’ residences beside it; the Head

Master’s house, too, all such as would be found in a Cathedral Close.

Here are small peaked windows, the walls bearing a look of rust and

ruin, but very sound. Passing through a dilapidated little archway, we

reach the square, where on the left is made out Ashburnham House, lost

in shadow; but its elegant iron gate is distinct enough; while in front

there is the old-fashioned and heavy irregular buildings of the

Westminster School, with its old-fashioned porch and steps, and

straggling doorways. A crowd of persons are entering--the youths, fine

lads, stand about in their caps and gowns. We pass up some cramped

stairs and find ourselves in the great dormitory, with alcoves on each

side, while overhead are seen the beams of the sloping platform which

support the spectators’ seats. For in this vast hall the performance is

given.

It is a gay and festive scene enough, brilliantly lit up, with a

handsomely painted proscenium at the end, while the huge sloping

platform is crowded. On the right the ladies of the audience are grouped

together in ascetic seclusion, much as ladies are placed in the

_Palchi_ during the Holy Week at Rome. Young scholastic aides-de-camp in

cap and gown distribute bills and show us to our proper places. The Head

Master, the cordial and energetic Dr. Rutherford, enters in state, and

with him the personages invited, who sit in rows in the centre. On the

right and left are the scholars, and dressed in the best West-end style;

a brave company. “Alas!” said Charles Lamb’s brother, “to think that

these fine, bright young fellows will one day become _stupid Members of

Parliament_.”

[Illustration: _From a Drawing by_ HERBERT RAILTON.]

The great thick walls on each side display their blackened stones, and

are pierced at the top with small, prison-like windows. These old walls

seem to speak, for they are covered over as closely as possible with

names--names of scholars, in large, well-cut, and very legible letters.

There is something very significant in these records, some of very well

known persons. The eye, almost at first, falls upon a bold, big-cut “E.

IMPEY”--a boy who was to become Sir Elijah, and to figure so prominently

with Warren Hastings. Formerly the boys used to climb up and cut their

names anyhow and every how; now it is reduced to a prosaic and regular

system: a payment of five shillings is made, and the appointed officer

arrives with his tools and ladder, and does the job, which rather

destroys the poetry of the thing.

Some pretty music is being played of a soft, winning kind--the

performers unseen--which lends a regular theatrical tone to the place. A

lad in cap and gown and white tie and kid gloves emerges from the

curtain and bends down to whisper to the Head Master, it is presumed to

obtain formal leave to begin. This ceremony was repeated at the

beginning of every act. Then the curtains are drawn aside, revealing the

beautiful view of Athens, painted with much grace and skill by Mr.

Cockerell, a combination between interior and exterior, which I believe

to be the true mode of presenting a drama. Nothing could be better, more

correct or realistic than the dresses. With the discoveries of pictures,

mosaics, medals, etc., we can really now dress a Greek or Roman with the

minutest accuracy and faithfulness. The hair, beards, etc., are trained

with such wonderful accuracy so as to suggest the true antique type of

face. The style of declamation was spirited and animated, much beyond

what might be expected from youths. There was a solidity and gravity,

and a total absence of fear and shyness. It would be affectation to say

the meaning was followed by the audience, though at professedly humorous

passages volleys of applause came from above, betokening the presence,

even here, of a disciplined _claque_, who must have applauded upon

signal. There were some grave and reverend pundits, who really

understood and followed every word--masters _en retraite_, perhaps--and

who were convulsed at every jest--though these seemed mild enough. At

the close there was the epilogue, full of allusions to current topics.

Altogether a very pleasing and interesting entertainment. There was a

suggestion, throughout of collegiate associations, from the presence of

the many gowned professors, canons, and others, who had only to walk

across from their numerous little quaint old residences either in “the

quad,” or the antique College Street or Dean’s Yard.

As the crowd poured out we crossed the courts once again under the

moonlight, everything still and remote, the great Tower of the Abbey

dimly outlined, the huge Victoria Tower beetling over all, the many

clocks, St. Margaret’s, the Abbey, “Big Ben,” and others of smaller

degree, chiming vigorously one against the other. Ashburnham House, fast

closed, was sleeping placidly in the moonlight. We passed the slow,

old-fashioned rooms of the Head Master, where there was a cheerful

restorative supper, not at all unwelcome after the long course of rather

perplexing Latin, where the guests were hospitably entreated by this

cordial host.

Towards midnight, as we came out from Dean’s Yard through the great

entrance, and were once more greeted with cab and omnibus clatter and

general hurly-burly, it really seemed again as though we had suddenly

emerged from the tranquil University cloister. The gowns, plays,

cloisters, old Latin, music, canons, etc., seemed part of a collegiate

dream--now rudely broken.

[Illustration:

This is EMANUEL HOSPITAL

of the Charitable Foundation of the Late

LORD and LADY DACRES

For the Maintenance of Ten Poor Men, Ten Poor Women,

and Twenty Poor Children

Under the Government of the LORD MAYOR & ALDERMEN

of the City of LONDON

Anno 1821 Resolved that the Boys & Girls be increased

to the number of Twenty each to be educated

& maintained in the Hospital.

That a proper School Room & a Dormitory

over the same, for the Boys, be erected.

Anno 1844 Ten additional Boys Admitted.

Anno 1845 Ten additional Girls Admitted.

Anno 1847 The Establishment no Consists of Sixty.

]

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