THERE ARE CORNS IN EGYPT

Our civilization--wise child!--knows its father in the superior

civilization whose colossal vestiges are found along the Nile. To those,

then, who see in the dance a civilizing art, it can not be wholly

unprofitable to glance at this polite accomplishment as it existed among

the ancient Egyptians, and was by them transmitted--with various

modifications, but preserving its essentials of identity--to other

nations and other times. And here we have first to note that, as in all

the nations of antiquity, the dance in Egypt was principally a religious

ceremony; the pious old boys that builded the pyramids executed their

jigs as an act of worship. Diodorus Siculus informs us that Osiris, in

his proselyting travels among the peoples surrounding Egypt--for Osiris

was what we would call a circuit preacher--was accompanied by dancers

male and dancers female. From the sculptures on some of the oldest tombs

of Thebes it is seen that the dances there depicted did not greatly

differ from those in present favor in the same region; although it seems

a fair inference from the higher culture and refinement of the elder

period that they were distinguished by graces correspondingly superior.

That dances having the character of religious rites were not always free

from an element that we would term indelicacy, but which their

performers and witnesses probably considered the commendable exuberance

of zeal and devotion, is manifest from the following passage of

Herodotus, in which reference is made to the festival of Bubastis:

Men and women come sailing all together, vast numbers in each boat,

many of the women with castanets, which they strike, while some of

the men pipe during the whole period of the voyage; the remainder of

the voyagers, male and female, sing the while, and make a clapping

with their hands. When they arrive opposite to any town on the banks

of the stream they approach the shore, and while some of the women

continue to play and sing, others call aloud to the females of the

place and load them with abuse, a certain number dancing and others

standing up, uncovering themselves. Proceeding in this way all along

the river course they reach Bubastis, where they celebrate the feast

with abundant sacrifice.

Of the mysteries of Isis and Osiris, in which dancing played an

important part, the character of the ceremonies is matter of dim

conjecture; but from the hints that have come down to us like

significant shrugs and whispers from a discreet past, which could say a

good deal more if it had a mind to, I hasten to infer that they were no

better than they should have been.

Naturally the dances for amusement of others were regulated in movement

and gesture to suit the taste of patrons: for the refined, decency and

moderation; for the wicked, _a soupçon_ of the other kind of excellence.

In the latter case the buffoon, an invariable adjunct, committed a

thousand extravagances, and was a dear, delightful, naughty ancient

Egyptian buffoon. These dances were performed by both men and women;

sometimes together, more frequently in separate parties. The men seem to

have confined themselves mostly to exercises requiring strength of leg

and arm. The figures on the tombs represent men in lively and vigorous

postures, some in attitude preliminary to leaping, others in the air.

This feature of agility would be a novelty in the oriental dances of

to-day; the indolent male spectator being satisfied with a slow,

voluptuous movement congenial to his disposition. When, on the contrary,

the performance of our prehistoric friends was governed and determined

by ideas of grace, there were not infrequently from six to eight musical

instruments, the harp, guitar, double-pipe, lyre, and tambourine of the

period being most popular, and these commonly accompanied by a clapping

of hands to mark the time.

As with the Greeks, dancers were had in at dinner to make merry; for

although the upper-class Egyptian was forbidden to practice the art,

either as an accomplishment or for the satisfaction of his emotional

nature, it was not considered indecorous to hire professionals to

perform before him and his female and young. The she dancer usually

habited herself in a loose, flowing robe, falling to the ankles and

bound at the waist, while about the hips was fastened a narrow, ornate

girdle. This costume--in point of opacity imperfectly superior to a

gentle breeze--is not always discernible in the sculptures; but it is

charitably believed that the pellucid garment, being merely painted over

the figures, has been ravished away by the hand of Time--the wretch!

One of the dances was a succession of pleasing attitudes, the hands and

arms rendering important assistance--the body bending backward and

forward and swaying laterally, the _figurante_ sometimes half-kneeling,

and in that position gracefully posturing, and again balanced on one

foot, the arms and hands waving slowly in time to the music. In another

dance, the _pirouette_ and other figures dear to the bald-headed beaux

of the modern play-house, were practiced in the familiar way. Four

thousand years ago, the senses of the young ancient Egyptian--wild,

heady lad!--were kicked into confusion by the dark-skinned belle of the

ballet, while senility, with dimmed eyes, rubbed its dry hands in

feverish approval at the self-same feat. Dear, dear, but it was a bad

world four thousand years ago!

Sometimes they danced in pairs, men with men and women with women,

indifferently, the latter arrangement seeming to us preferable by reason

of the women's conspicuously superior grace and almost equal agility;

for it is in evidence on the tombs that tumblers and acrobats were

commonly of the softer sex. Some of the attitudes were similar to those

which drew from Socrates the ungallant remark that women were capable of

learning anything which you will that they should know. The figures in

this _pas de deux_ appear frequently to have terminated in what

children, with their customary coarseness of speech, are pleased to call

"wringing the dish-clout"--clasping the hands, throwing the arms above

the head and turning rapidly, each as on a pivot, without loosing the

hands of the other, and resting again in position.

Sometimes, with no other music than the percussion of hands, a man would

execute a _pas seul_, which it is to be presumed he enjoyed. Again, with

a riper and better sense of musical methods, the performer accompanied

himself, or, as in this case it usually was, herself, on the

double-pipes, the guitar or the tambourine, while the familiar

hand-clapping was done by attendants. A step not unlike that of the

abominable clog dance of the "variety" stage and "music hall" of the

present day consisted in striking the heel of first one foot and then

the other, the hands and arms being employed to diminish the monotony of

the movement. For amusement and instruction of the vulgar, buffoons in

herds of ten or more in fested the streets, hopping and posing to the

sound of a drum.

As illustrating the versatility of the dance, its wide capacities of

adaptation to human emotional needs, I may mention here the procession

of women to the tomb of a friend or relative. Punishing the tambourine or

_dara booka_ drum, and bearing branches of palm or other symbolic

vegetables, these sprightly mourners passed through the streets with

songs and dances which, under the circumstances, can hardly have failed

eminently to gratify the person so fortunate as to have his memory

honored by so delicate and appropriate observance.

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