CHAPTER VII

The theory of civil liberty has ever seemed lovely to the eyes of a young

man enamoured of moral and intellectual beauty. Shelley's devotion to

freedom, therefore, was ardent and sincere. He would have submitted with

cheerful alacrity to the greatest sacrifices, had they been demanded of

him, to advance the sacred cause of liberty; and he would have gallantly

encountered every peril in the fearless resistance to active oppression.

Nevertheless, in ordinary times, although a generous and unhesitating

patriot, he was little inclined to consume the pleasant season of youth

amidst the intrigues and clamours of elections, and in the dull and

selfish cabals of parties. His fancy viewed from a lofty eminence the

grand scheme of an ideal republic; and he could not descend to the

humble task of setting out the boundaries of neighbouring rights, and to

the uninviting duties of actual administration. He was still less disposed

to interest himself in the politics of the day because he observed the

pernicious effects of party zeal in a field where it ought not to enter.

It is no slight evil, but a heavy price paid for popular institutions,

that society should be divided into hostile clans to serve the selfish

purposes of a few political adventurers; and surely to introduce politics

within the calm precincts of a University ought to be deemed a capital

offence--a felony without benefit of clergy. The undue admission (to

borrow the language of Universities for a moment) is not less fatal to its

existence as an institution designed for the advancement of learning, than

the reception of the wooden horse within the walls of Troy was to the

safety of that renowned city.

What does it import the interpreters of Pindar and Thucydides, the

expositors of Plato and Aristotle, if a few interested persons, for the

sake of some lucrative posts, affect to believe that it is a matter of

vital importance to the state to concede certain privileges to the Roman

Catholics; whilst others, for the same reason, pretend with tears in their

eyes that the concessions would be dangerous and indeed destructive, and

shudder with feigned horror at the harmless proposal? Such pretexts may be

advantageous and perhaps even honourable to the ingenious persons who use

them for the purposes of immediate advancement; but of what concernment

are they to Apollo and the Muses? How could the Catholic question augment

the calamities of Priam, or diminish the misfortunes of the ill-fated

house of Labdacus? or which of the doubts of the ancient philosophers

would the most satisfactory solution of it remove? Why must the modest

student come forth and dance upon the tightrope, with the mountebanks,

since he is to receive no part of the reward, and would not emulate the

glory of those meritorious artists? Yet did this most inapplicable

question mainly contribute to poison the harmless and studious felicity

which we enjoyed at Oxford.

During the whole period of our residence there the University was cruelly

disfigured by bitter feuds, arising out of the late election of its

Chancellor; in an especial manner was our own most venerable college

deformed by them, and by angry and senseless disappointment.

Lord Grenville had just been chosen. There could be no more comparison

between his scholarship and his various qualifications for the honourable

and useless office, and the claims of his unsuccessful opponent, than

between the attainments of the best man of the year and those of the huge

porter, who with a stern and solemn civility kept the gates of University

College--the arts of mulled-wine and egg-hot being, in the latter case,

alone excepted.

The vanquished competitor, however, most unfortunately for its honour and

character, was a member of our college; and in proportion as the intrinsic

merits of our rulers were small, had the vehemence and violence of

electioneering been great, that, through the abuse of the patronage of the

church, they might attain to those dignities as the rewards of the

activity of partisans, which they could never hope to reach through the

legitimate road of superior learning and talents.

Their vexation at failing was the more sharp and abiding, because the only

objection that vulgar bigotry could urge against the victor was his

disposition to make concessions to the Roman Catholics; and every dull

lampoon about popes and cardinals and the scarlet lady had accordingly

been worn threadbare in vain. Since the learned and liberal had conquered,

learning and liberality were peculiarly odious with us at that epoch. The

studious scholar, particularly if he were of an inquiring disposition, and

of a bold and free temper, was suspected and disliked; he was one of the

enemy's troops. The inert and the subservient were the loyal soldiers of

the legitimate army of the faith. The despised and scattered nation of

scholars is commonly unfortunate; but a more severe calamity has seldom

befallen the remnant of true Israelites than to be led captive by such a

generation! Youth is happy, because it is blithe and healthful and exempt

from care; but it is doubly and trebly happy, since it is honest and

fearless, honourable and disinterested.

In the whole body of undergraduates, scarcely one was friendly to the

holder of the loaves and the promiser of the fishes--Lord Eldon. All were

eager--all, one and all--in behalf of the scholar and the Liberal

statesman; and plain and loud was the avowal of their sentiments. A sullen

demeanour towards the young rebels displayed the annoyance arising from

the want of success and from our lack of sympathy, and it would have

demonstrated to the least observant that, where the Muses dwell, the

quarrels and intrigues of political parties ought not to come.

By his family and his connections, as well as by disposition, Shelley was

attached to the successful side; and although it was manifest that he was

a youth of an admirable temper, of rare talents and unwearied industry,

and likely, therefore, to shed a lustre upon his college and the

University itself, yet, as he was eminently delighted at that wherewith

his superiors were offended, he was regarded from the beginning with a

jealous eye. A young man of spirit will despise the mean spite of sordid

minds; nevertheless the persecution which a generous soul can contemn,

through frequent repetition too often becomes a severe annoyance in the

long course of life, and Shelley frequently and most pathetically lamented

the political divisions which then harassed the University, and were a

more fertile source of manifold ills in the wider field of active life.

For this reason did he appear to cling more closely to our sweet, studious

seclusion; and from this cause, perhaps, principally arose his

disinclination--I may say, indeed, his intense antipathy--for the

political career that had been proposed to him. A lurking suspicion would

sometimes betray itself that he was to be forced into that path, and

impressed into the civil service of the state, to become, as it were, a

conscript legislator.

A newspaper never found its way to his rooms the whole period of his

residence at Oxford; but when waiting in a bookseller's shop or at an inn

he would sometimes, although rarely, permit his eye to be attracted by a

murder or a storm. Having perused the tale of wonder or of horror, if it

chanced to stray to a political article, after reading a few lines he

invariably threw it aside to a great distance; and he started from his

seat his face flushing, and strode about muttering broken sentences, the

purport of which was always the same: his extreme dissatisfaction at the

want of candour and fairness, and the monstrous disingenuousness which

politicians manifest in speaking of the characters and measures of their

rivals. Strangers, who caught imperfectly the sense of his indistinct

murmurs, were often astonished at the vehemence of his mysterious

displeasure.

Once I remember a bookseller, the master of a very small shop in a

little country town, but apparently a sufficiently intelligent man,

could not refrain from expressing his surprise that anyone should be

offended with proceedings that seemed to him as much in the ordinary

course of trade, and as necessary to its due exercise, as the red ligature

of the bundle of quills, or the thin and pale brown wrapper which enclosed

the quire of letter paper we had just purchased of him.

A man of talents and learning, who refused to enlist under the banners of

any party and did not deign to inform himself of the politics of the day,

or to take the least part or interest in them, would be a noble and a

novel spectacle; but so many persons hope to profit by dissensions, that

the merits of such a steady lover of peace would not be duly appreciated,

either by the little provincial bookseller or the other inhabitants of our

turbulent country.

The ordinary lectures in our college were of much shorter duration, and

decidedly less difficult and less instructive than the lessons we had

received in the higher classes of a public school; nor were our written

exercises more stimulating than the oral. Certain compositions were

required at stated periods; but, however excellent they might be, they

were never commended; however deficient, they were never censured; and,

being altogether unnoticed, there was no reason to suppose that they were

ever read.

The University at large was not less remiss than each college in

particular; the only incitement proposed was an examination at the end of

four years. The young collegian might study in private, as diligently as

he would, at Oxford as in every other place; and if he chose to submit his

pretensions to the examiners, his name was set down in the first, the

second or the third class--if I mistake not, there were three

divisions--according to his advancement. This list was printed precisely

at the moment when he quitted the University for ever; a new generation of

strangers might read the names of the unknown proficients, if they

would.

It was notorious, moreover, that, merely to obtain the academical degrees,

every new-comer, who had passed through a tolerable grammar-school,

brought with him a stock of learning, of which the residuum that had not

evaporated during four years of dissipation and idleness, would be more

than sufficient.

The languid course of chartered laziness was ill suited to the ardent

activity and glowing zeal of Shelley. Since those persons, who were hired

at an enormous charge by his own family and by the State to find due and

beneficial employment for him, thought fit to neglect this, their most

sacred duty, he began forthwith to set himself to work. He read

diligently--I should rather say he devoured greedily, with the voracious

appetite of a famished man--the authors that roused his curiosity; he

discoursed and discussed with energy; he wrote, he began to print and he

designed soon to publish various works.

He begins betimes who begins to instruct mankind at eighteen. The

judicious will probably be of opinion that in eighteen years man can

scarcely learn how to learn; and that for eighteen more years he ought to

be content to learn; and if, at the end of the second period, he still

thinks that he can impart anything worthy of attention, it is, at least,

early enough to begin to teach. The fault, however, if it were a fault,

was to be imputed to the times, and not to the individual, as the numerous

precocious effusions of the day attest.

Shelley was quick to conceive, and not less quick to execute. When I

called one morning at one, I found him busily occupied with some proofs,

which he continued to correct and re-correct with anxious care. As he was

wholly absorbed in this occupation, I selected a book from the floor,

where there was always a good store, and read in silence for at least an

hour.

My thoughts being as completely abstracted as those of my companion, he

startled me by suddenly throwing a paper with some force on the middle of

the table, and saying, in a penetrating whisper, as he sprang eagerly from

his chair, "I am going to publish some poems."

In answer to my inquiries, he put the proofs into my hands. I read them

twice attentively, for the poems were very short; and I told him there

were some good lines, some bright thoughts, but there were likewise many

irregularities and incongruities. I added that correctness was important

in all compositions, but it constituted the essence of short ones; and

that it surely would be imprudent to bring his little book out so hastily;

and then I pointed out the errors and defects.

He listened in silence with much attention, and did not dispute what I

said, except that he remarked faintly that it would not be known that he

was the author, and therefore the publication could not do him any harm.

I answered that, although it might not be disadvantageous to be the

unknown author of an unread work, it certainly could not be beneficial.

He made no reply; and we immediately went out, and strolled about the

public walks.

We dined and returned to his rooms, where we conversed on different

subjects. He did not mention his poems, but they occupied his thoughts;

for he did not fall asleep as usual. Whilst we were at tea, he said

abruptly, "I think you disparage my poems. Tell me what you dislike in

them, for I have forgotten."

I took the proofs from the place where I had left them, and looking over

them, repeated the former objections, and suggested others. He acquiesced;

and, after a pause, asked, might they be altered? I assented.

"I will alter them."

"It will be better to re-write them; a short poem should be of the first

impression."

Some time afterwards he anxiously inquired, "But in their present form you

do not think they ought to be published?"

I had been looking over the proofs again, and I answered, "Only as

burlesque poetry;" and I read a part, changing it a little here and

there.

He laughed at the parody, and begged I would repeat it.

I took a pen and altered it; and he then read it aloud several times in a

ridiculous tone, and was amused by it. His mirth consoled him for the

condemnation of his verses, and the intention of publishing them was

abandoned.

The proofs lay in his rooms for some days, and we occasionally amused

ourselves during an idle moment by making them more and more ridiculous;

by striking out the more sober passages; by inserting whimsical conceits,

and especially by giving them what we called a dithyrambic character,

which was effected by cutting some lines out, and joining the different

parts together that would agree in construction, but were the most

discordant in sense.

Although Shelley was of a grave disposition, he had a certain sly relish

for a practical joke, so that it were ingenuous and abstruse and of a

literary nature. He would often exult in the successful forgeries of

Chatterton and Ireland; and he was especially delighted with a trick

that had lately been played at Oxford by a certain noble viceroy, at that

time an undergraduate, respecting the fairness of which the University was

divided in opinion, all the undergraduates accounting it most just, and

all the graduates, and especially the bachelors, extremely iniquitous, and

indeed popish and jesuitical. A reward is offered annually for the best

English essay on a subject proposed: the competitors send their anonymous

essays, each being distinguished by a motto; when the grave arbitrators

have selected the most worthy, they burn the vanquished essays, and open

the sealed paper endorsed with a corresponding motto, and containing the

name of the victor.

On the late famous contention, all the ceremonies had been duly performed,

but the sealed paper presented the name of an undergraduate, who was not

qualified to be a candidate, and all the less meritorious discourses of

the bachelors had been burnt, together with their sealed papers--so there

was to be no bachelor's prize that year.

When we had conferred a competent absurdity upon the proofs, we amused

ourselves by proposing, but without the intention of executing our

project, divers ludicrous titles for the work. Sometimes we thought of

publishing it in the name of some one of the chief living poets, or

possibly of one of the graver authorities of the day; and we regaled

ourselves by describing his wrathful renunciations, and his astonishment

at finding himself immortalised, without his knowledge and against his

will: the inability to die could not be more disagreeable even to Tithonus

himself; but how were we to handcuff our ungrateful favourite, that he

might not tear off the unfading laurel which we were to place upon his

brow? I hit upon a title at last, to which the pre-eminence was given, and

we inscribed it upon the cover. A mad washerwoman, named Peg Nicholson,

had attempted to stab the king, George the Third, with a carving-knife;

the story has long been forgotten, but it was then fresh in the

recollection of every one; it was proposed that we should ascribe the

poems to her. The poor woman was still living, and in green vigour

within the walls of Bedlam; but since her existence must be uncomfortable,

there could be no harm in putting her to death, and in creating a nephew

and administrator to be the editor of his aunt's poetical works.

The idea gave an object and purpose to our burlesque--to ridicule the

strange mixture of sentimentality with the murderous fury of the

revolutionists, that was so prevalent in the compositions of the day; and

the proofs were altered again to adapt them to this new scheme, but still

without any notion of publication. When the bookseller called to ask for

the proof, Shelley told him that he had changed his mind, and showed them

to him.

The man was so much pleased with the whimsical conceit that he asked to be

permitted to publish the book on his own account; promising inviolable

secrecy, and as many copies _gratis_ as might be required: after some

hesitation, permission was granted, upon the plighted honour of the

trade.

In a few days, or rather in a few hours, a noble quarto appeared; it

consisted of a small number of pages, it is true, but they were of the

largest size, of the thickest, the whitest and the smoothest drawing

paper; a large, clear and handsome type had impressed a few lines with ink

of a rich, glossy black, amidst ample margins. The poor maniac laundress

was gravely styled "the late Mrs Margaret Nicholson, widow;" and the

sonorous name of Fitzvictor had been culled for her inconsolable nephew

and administrator. To add to his dignity, the waggish printer had picked

up some huge text types of so unusual a form that even an antiquary could

not spell the words at the first glance. The effect was certainly

striking; Shelley had torn open the large square bundle before the

printer's boy quitted the room, and holding out a copy with both his

hands, he ran about in an ecstasy of delight, gazing at the superb

title-page.

The first poem was a long one, condemning war in the lump--puling trash,

that might have been written by a Quaker, and could only have been

published in sober sadness by a society instituted for the diffusion of

that kind of knowledge which they deemed useful--useful for some end which

they have not been pleased to reveal, and which unassisted reason is

wholly unable to discover. The MS. had been confided to Shelley by some

rhymester of the day, and it was put forth in this shape to astonish a

weak mind; but principally to captivate the admirers of philosophical

poetry by the manifest incongruity of disallowing all war, even the most

just, and then turning sharp round, and recommending the dagger of the

assassin as the best cure for all evils, and the sure passport to a lady's

favour.

Our book of useful knowledge--the philosopher's own book--contained sundry

odes and other pieces, professing an ardent attachment to freedom, and

proposing to stab all who were less enthusiastic than the supposed

authoress. The work, however, was altered a little, I believe, before the

final impression; but I never read it afterwards, for, when an author

once sees his book in print, his task is ended, and he may fairly leave

the perusal of it to posterity. I have one copy, if not more, somewhere or

other, but not at hand. There were some verses, I remember, with a good

deal about sucking in them; to these I objected, as unsuitable to the

gravity of a University, but Shelley declared they would be the most

impressive of all. There was a poem concerning a young woman, one

Charlotte Somebody, who attempted to assassinate Robespierre, or some such

person; and there was to have been a rapturous monologue to the dagger of

Brutus. The composition of such a piece was no mean effort of the Muse. It

was completed at last, but not in time; as the dagger itself has probably

fallen a prey to rust, so the more pointed and polished monologue, it is

to be feared, has also perished through a more culpable neglect.

A few copies were sent, as a special favour, to trusty and sagacious

friends at a distance, whose gravity would not permit them to suspect a

hoax. They read and admired, being charmed with the wild notes of

liberty. Some, indeed, presumed to censure mildly certain passages as

having been thrown off in too bold a vein. Nor was a certain success

wanting--the remaining copies were rapidly sold in Oxford at the

aristocratical price of half-a-crown for half-a-dozen pages. We used to

meet gownsmen in High Street reading the goodly volume as they

walked--pensive, with a grave and sage delight--some of them, perhaps,

more pensive because it seemed to portend the instant overthrow of all

royalty from a king to a court card.

What a strange delusion to admire our stuff--the concentrated essence of

nonsense! It was indeed a kind of fashion to be seen reading it in public,

as a mark of a nice discernment, of a delicate and fastidious taste in

poetry, and the very criterion of a choice spirit.

Nobody suspected, or could suspect, who was the author. The thing passed

off as the genuine production of the would-be regicide. It is marvellous,

in truth, how little talent of any kind there was in our famous

University in those days; there was no great encouragement, however, to

display intellectual gifts.

The acceptance, as a serious poem, of a work so evidently designed for a

burlesque upon the prevailing notion of the day, that revolutionary

ruffians were the most fit recipients of the gentlest passions, was a

foretaste of the prodigious success that, a few years later, attended a

still more whimsical paradox. Poets had sung already that human ties put

love at once to flight; that at the sight of civil obligations he spreads

his light wings in a moment and makes default. The position was soon

greatly extended, and we were taught by a noble poet that even the

slightest recognition of the law of nations was fatal to the tender

passion. The very captain of a privateer was pronounced incapable of a

pure and ardent attachment; the feeble control of letters of marque could

effectually check the course of affection; a complete union of souls could

only be accomplished under the black flag. Your true lover must

necessarily be an enemy of the whole human race--a mere and absolute

pirate. It is true that the tales of the love-sick buccaneers were adorned

with no ordinary talent, but the theory is not less extraordinary on that

account.

The operation of Peg Nicholson was bland and innoxious. The next work that

Shelley printed was highly deleterious, and was destined to shed a baneful

influence over his future progress. In itself it was more harmless than

the former, but it was turned to a deadly poison by the unprovoked malice

of fortune.

We had read together attentively several of the metaphysical works that

were most in vogue at that time, as Locke _Concerning Human

Understanding_, and Hume's _Essays_, particularly the latter, of which we

had made a very careful analysis, as was customary with those who read the

_Ethics_ and the other treatises of Aristotle for their degree. Shelley

had the custody of these papers, which were chiefly in his handwriting,

although they were the joint production of both in our common daily

studies. From these, and from a small part of them only, he made up a

little book, and had it printed, I believe, in the country, certainly not

at Oxford. His motive was this. He not only read greedily all the

controversial writings on subjects interesting to him which he could

procure, and disputed vehemently in conversation with his friends, but he

had several correspondents with whom he kept up the ball of doubt in

letters; of these he received many, so that the arrival of the postman was

always an anxious moment with him. This practice he had learned of a

physician, from whom he had taken instructions in chemistry, and of whose

character and talents he often spoke with profound veneration. It was,

indeed, the usual course with men of learning formerly, as their

biographies and many volumes of such epistles testify. The physician was

an old man, and a man of the old school. He confined his epistolary

discussions to matters of science, and so did his disciple for some

time; but when metaphysics usurped the place in his affections that

chemistry had before held, the latter gradually fell into discepations,

respecting existences still more subtle than gases and the electric fluid.

The transition, however, from physics to metaphysics was gradual. Is the

electric fluid material? he would ask his correspondent; is light--is the

vital principle in vegetables--in brutes--is the human soul?

His individual character had proved an obstacle to his inquiries, even

whilst they were strictly physical. A refuted or irritated chemist had

suddenly concluded a long correspondence by telling his youthful opponent

that he would write to his master, and have him well flogged. The

discipline of a public school, however salutary in other respects, was not

favourable to free and fair discussions, and Shelley began to address

inquiries anonymously, or rather, that he might receive an answer, as

Philalethes, and the like; but, even at Eton, the postmen do not

ordinarily speak Greek. To prevent miscarriages, therefore it was

necessary to adopt a more familiar name, as John Short or Thomas Long.

When he came to Oxford, he retained and extended his former practice

without quitting the convenient disguise of an assumed name. His object in

printing the short abstract of some of the doctrines of Hume was to

facilitate his epistolary disquisitions. It was a small pill, but it

worked powerfully. The mode of operation was this: he enclosed a copy in a

letter and sent it by the post, stating, with modesty and simplicity, that

he had met accidentally with that little tract, which appeared unhappily

to be quite unanswerable. Unless the fish was too sluggish to take the

bait, an answer of refutation was forwarded to an appointed address in

London, and then, in a vigorous reply, he would fall upon the unwary

disputant and break his bones. The strenuous attack sometimes provoked a

rejoinder more carefully prepared, and an animated and protracted debate

ensued. The party cited, having put in his answer, was fairly in court,

and he might get out of it as he could. The chief difficulty seemed to

be to induce the person addressed to acknowledge the jurisdiction, and to

plead; and this, Shelley supposed, would be removed by sending, in the

first instance, a printed syllabus instead of written arguments. An

accident greatly facilitated his object. We had been talking some time

before about geometrical demonstration; he was repeating its praises,

which he had lately read in some mathematical work, and speaking of its

absolute certainty and perfect truth.

I said that this superiority partly arose from the confidence of

mathematicians, who were naturally a confident race, and were seldom

acquainted with any other science than their own; that they always put a

good face upon the matter, detailing their arguments dogmatically and

doggedly, as if there was no room for doubt, and concluded, when weary of

talking in their positive strain, with Q.E.D.: in which three letters

there was so powerful a charm, that there was no instance of anyone having

ever disputed any argument or proposition to which they were subscribed.

He was diverted by this remark, and often repeated it, saying, if you ask

a friend to dinner, and only put Q.E.D. at the end of the invitation, he

cannot refuse to come; and he sometimes wrote these letters at the end of

a common note, in order, as he said, to attain to a mathematical

certainty. The potent characters were not forgotten when he printed his

little syllabus; and their efficacy in rousing his antagonists was quite

astonishing.

It is certain that the three obnoxious letters had a fertilising effect,

and raised crops of controversy; but it would be unjust to deny that an

honest zeal stimulated divers worthy men to assert the truth against an

unknown assailant. The praise of good intention must be conceded; but it

is impossible to accord that of powerful execution also to his

antagonists; this curious correspondence fully testified the deplorable

condition of education at that time. A youth of eighteen was able to

confute men who had numbered thrice as many years; to vanquish them on

their own ground, although he gallantly fought at a disadvantage by taking

the wrong side.

His little pamphlet was never offered for sale; it was not addressed to an

ordinary reader, but to the metaphysician alone, and it was so short, that

it was only designed to point out the line of argument. It was, in truth,

a general issue, a compendious denial of every allegation, in order to put

the whole case in proof; it was a formal mode of saying you affirm so and

so, then prove it, and thus was it understood by his more candid and

intelligent correspondents. As it was shorter, so was it plainer, and,

perhaps in order to provoke discussion, a little bolder, than Hume's

_Essays_--a book which occupies a conspicuous place in the library of

every student. The doctrine, if it deserves the name, was precisely

similar; the necessary and inevitable consequence of Locke's philosophy,

and of the theory that all knowledge is from without. I will not admit

your conclusions, his opponent might answer; then you must deny those of

Hume; I deny them; but you must deny those of Locke also, and we will go

back together to Plato. Such was the usual course of argument. Sometimes,

however, he rested on mere denial, holding his adversary to strict proof,

and deriving strength from his weakness.

The young Platonist argued thus negatively through the love of argument,

and because he found a noble joy in the fierce shocks of contending minds.

He loved truth, and sought it everywhere and at all hazards frankly and

boldly, like a man who deserved to find it; but he also loved dearly

victory in debate, and warm debate for its own sake. Never was there a

more unexceptionable disputant; he was eager beyond the most ardent, but

never angry and never personal; he was the only arguer I ever knew who

drew every argument from the nature of the thing, and who could never be

provoked to descend to personal contentions. He was fully inspired,

indeed, with the whole spirit of the true logician; the more obvious and

indisputable the proposition which his opponent undertook to maintain,

the more complete was the triumph of his art if he could refute and

prevent him.

To one who was acquainted with the history of our University, with its

ancient reputation as the most famous school of logic, it seemed that the

genius of the place, after an absence of several generations, had deigned

to return at last; the visit, however, as it soon appeared, was ill-timed.

The schoolman of old, who occasionally laboured with technical subtleties

to prevent the admission of the first principles of belief, could not have

been justly charged with the intention of promoting scepticism; his was

the age of minute and astute disceptation, it is true, but it was also the

epoch of the most firm, resolute and extensive faith. I have seen a

dexterous fencing-master, after warning his pupil to hold his weapon fast,

by a few turns of his wrist throw it suddenly on the ground and under his

feet; but it cannot be pretended that he neglected to teach the art of

self-defence, because he apparently deprived his scholar of that which

is essential to the end proposed. To be disarmed is a step in the science

of arms, and whoever has undergone it has already put his foot within the

threshold; so it is likewise with refutation.

In describing briefly the nature of Shelley's epistolary contention, the

recollection of his youth, his zeal, his activity, and particularly of

many individual peculiarities, may have tempted me to speak sometimes with

a certain levity, notwithstanding the solemn importance of the topics

respecting which they were frequently maintained. The impression that they

were conducted on his part, or considered by him, with frivolity or any

unseemly lightness, would, however, be most erroneous; his whole frame of

mind was grave, earnest and anxious, and his deportment was reverential,

with an edification reaching beyond the age--an age wanting in reverence,

an unlearned age, a young age, for the young lack learning. Hume permits

no object of respect to remain; Locke approaches the most awful

speculations with the same indifference as if he were about to handle

the properties of triangles; the small deference rendered to the most holy

things by the able theologian Paley is not the least remarkable of his

characteristics.

Wiser and better men displayed anciently, together with a more profound

erudition, a superior and touching solemnity; the meek seriousness of

Shelley was redolent of those good old times before mankind had been

despoiled of a main ingredient in the composition of happiness--a

well-directed veneration.

Whether such disputations were decorous or profitable may be perhaps

doubtful; there can be no doubt, however, since the sweet gentleness of

Shelley was easily and instantly swayed by the mild influences of friendly

admonition, that, had even the least dignified of his elders suggested the

propriety of pursuing his metaphysical inquiries with less ardour, his

obedience would have been prompt and perfect.

Not only had all salutary studies been long neglected in Oxford at that

time, and all wholesome discipline was decayed, but the splendid

endowments of the University were grossly abused. The resident authorities

of the college were too often men of the lowest origin, of mean and sordid

souls, destitute of every literary attainment, except that brief and

narrow course of reading by which the first degree was attained: the

vulgar sons of vulgar fathers, without liberality, and wanting the manners

and the sympathies of gentlemen.

A total neglect of all learning, an unseemly turbulence, the most

monstrous irregularities, open and habitual drunkenness, vice and

violence, were tolerated or encouraged with the basest sycophancy, that

the prospect of perpetual licentiousness might fill the colleges with

young men of fortune; whenever the rarely exercised power of coercion was

extorted, it demonstrated the utter incapacity of our unworthy rulers by

coarseness, ignorance and injustice.

If a few gentlemen were admitted to fellowships, they were always absent;

they were not persons of literary pretensions, or distinguished by

scholarship, and they had no more share in the government of the college

than the overgrown guardsmen, who, in long white gaiters, bravely protect

the precious life of the sovereign against such assailants as the tenth

Muse, our good friend Mrs Nicholson.

As the term was drawing to a close, and a great part of the books we were

reading together still remained unfinished, we had agreed to increase our

exertions, and to meet at an early hour.

It was a fine spring morning on Lady Day, in the year 1811, when I went to

Shelley's rooms; he was absent, but before I had collected our books he

rushed in. He was terribly agitated. I anxiously inquired what had

happened.

"I am expelled," he said, as soon as he had recovered himself a little. "I

am expelled! I was sent for suddenly a few minutes ago; I went to the

common room, where I found our master and two or three of the fellows. The

master produced a copy of the little syllabus, and asked me if I were the

author of it. He spoke in a rude, abrupt and insolent tone. I begged to

be informed for what purpose he put the question. No answer was given; but

the master loudly and angrily repeated, 'Are you the author of this book?'

'If I can judge from your manner,' I said, 'you are resolved to punish me

if I should acknowledge that it is my work. If you can prove that it is,

produce your evidence; it is neither just nor lawful to interrogate me in

such a case and for such a purpose. Such proceedings would become a court

of inquisitors, but not free men in a free country.' 'Do you choose to

deny that this is your composition?' the master reiterated in the same

rude and angry voice."

Shelley complained much of his violent and ungentlemanlike deportment,

saying, "I have experienced tyranny and injustice before, and I well know

what vulgar violence is; but I never met with such unworthy treatment. I

told him calmly and firmly, that I was determined not to answer any

questions respecting the publication on the table. He immediately repeated

his demand. I persisted in my refusal, and he said furiously, 'Then you

are expelled, and I desire you will quit the college early to-morrow

morning at the latest.' One of the fellows took up two papers and handed

one of them to me; here it is." He produced a regular sentence of

expulsion, drawn up in due form, under the seal of the college.

Shelley was full of spirit and courage, frank and fearless; but he was

likewise shy, unpresuming and eminently sensitive. I have been with him in

many trying situations of his after-life, but I never saw him so deeply

shocked and so cruelly agitated as on this occasion. A nice sense of

honour shrinks from the most distant touch of disgrace, even from the

insults of those men whose contumely can bring no shame. He sat on the

sofa, repeating with convulsive vehemence the words "Expelled, expelled!"

his head shaking with emotion, and his whole frame quivering. The

atrocious injustice and its cruel consequences roused the indignation and

moved the compassion of a friend who then stood by Shelley. He has given

the following account of his interference:--

"So monstrous and so illegal did the outrage seem, that I held it to be

impossible that any man, or any body of men, would dare to adhere to it;

but, whatever the issue might be, it was a duty to endeavour to the utmost

to assist him. I at once stepped forward, therefore, as the advocate of

Shelley: such an advocate, perhaps, with respect to judgment, as might be

expected at the age of eighteen, but certainly not inferior to the most

practised defenders in good will and devotion. I wrote a short note to the

masters and fellows, in which, as far as I can remember a very hasty

composition after a long interval, I briefly expressed my sorrow at the

treatment my friend had experienced, and my hope that they would

reconsider their sentence since, by the same course of proceeding, myself,

or any other person, might be subjected to the same penalty, and to the

imputation of equal guilt. The note was despatched; the conclave was still

sitting, and in an instant the porter came to summon me to attend,

bearing in his countenance a promise of the reception which I was about to

find. The angry and troubled air of men assembled to commit injustice

according to established forms was then new to me, but a native instinct

told me, as soon as I had entered the room, that it was an affair of

party; that whatever could conciliate the favour of patrons was to be done

without scruple, and whatever could tend to impede preferment was to be

brushed away without remorse. The glowing master produced my poor note. I

acknowledged it, and he forthwith put into my hand, not less abruptly, the

little syllabus. 'Did you write this?' he asked, as fiercely as if I alone

stood between him and the rich see of Durham. I attempted, submissively,

to point out to him the extreme unfairness of the question, the injustice

of punishing Shelley for refusing to answer it; that if it were urged upon

me I must offer the like refusal, as I had no doubt every man in college

would, every gentleman, indeed, in the University, which, if such a course

were adopted with all, and there could not be any reason why it should

be used with one and not with the rest, would thus be stripped of every

member. I soon perceived that arguments were thrown away upon a man

possessing no more intellect or erudition, and far less renown, than that

famous ram, since translated to the stars, through grasping whose tail

less firmly than was expedient, the sister of Phryxus formerly found a

watery grave, and gave her name to the broad Hellespont.

"The other persons present took no part in the conversation; they presumed

not to speak, scarcely to breathe, but looked mute subserviency. The few

resident fellows, indeed, were but so many incarnations of the spirit of

the master, whatever that spirit might be. When I was silent, the master

told me to retire, and to consider whether I was resolved to persist in my

refusal. The proposal was fair enough. The next day or the next week, I

might have given my final answer--a deliberate answer; having in the

meantime consulted with older and more experienced persons, as to what

course was best for myself and for others. I had scarcely passed the door,

however, when I was recalled. The master again showed me the book, and

hastily demanded whether I admitted or denied that I was the author of it.

I answered that I was fully sensible of the many and great inconveniences

of being dismissed with disgrace from the University, and I specified some

of them, and expressed a humble hope that they would not impose such a

mark of discredit upon me without any cause. I lamented that it was

impossible either to admit or to deny the publication--no man of spirit

could submit to do so--and that a sense of duty compelled me respectfully

to refuse to answer the question which had been proposed. 'Then you are

expelled,' said the master, angrily, in a loud, great voice. A formal

sentence, duly signed and sealed, was instantly put into my hand: in what

interval the instrument had been drawn up I cannot imagine. The alleged

offence was contumacious refusal to disavow the imputed publication. My

eye glanced over it, and observing the word _contumaciously_, I said

calmly that I did not think that term was justified by my behaviour.

Before I had concluded the remark, the master, lifting up the little

syllabus, and then dashing it on the table and looking sternly at me,

said, 'Am I to understand, sir, that you adopt the principles contained in

this work?' or some such words; for like one red with the suffusion of

college port and college ale, the intense heat of anger seemed to deprive

him of the power of articulation, by reason of a rude provincial dialect

and thickness of utterance, his speech being at all times indistinct. 'The

last question is still more improper than the former,' I replied, for I

felt that the imputation was an insult; 'and since, by your own act, you

have renounced all authority over me, our communication is at an end.' 'I

command you to quit my college to-morrow at an early hour.' I bowed and

withdrew. I thank God I have never seen that man since; he is gone to his

bed, and there let him sleep. Whilst he lived, he ate freely of the

scholar's bread and drank from his cup, and he was sustained, throughout

the whole term of his existence, wholly and most nobly, by those sacred

funds that were consecrated by our pious forefathers to the advancement of

learning. If the vengeance of the all-patient and long-contemned gods can

ever be roused, it will surely be by some such sacrilege! The favour which

he showed to scholars and his gratitude have been made manifest. If he

were still alive, he would doubtless be as little desirous that his zeal

should now be remembered as those bigots who had been most active in

burning Archbishop Cranmer could have been to publish their officiousness

during the reign of Elizabeth."

Busy rumour has ascribed, on what foundation I know not, since an active

and searching inquiry has not hitherto been made, the infamy of having

denounced Shelley to the pert, meddling tutor of a college of inferior

note, a man of an insalubrious and inauspicious aspect. Any paltry fellow

can whisper a secret accusation; but a certain courage, as well as

malignity, is required by him who undertakes to give evidence openly

against another; to provoke thereby the displeasure of the accused, of his

family and friends, and to submit his own veracity and his motives to

public scrutiny. Hence the illegal and inquisitorial mode of proceeding by

interrogation, instead of the lawful and recognised course by the

production of witnesses. The disposal of ecclesiastical preferment has

long been so reprehensible, the practice of desecrating institutions that

every good man desires to esteem most holy is so inveterate, that it is

needless to add that the secret accuser was rapidly enriched with the most

splendid benefices, and finally became a dignitary of the Church. The

modest prelate did not seek publicity in the charitable and dignified act

of deserving; it is not probable, therefore, that he is anxious at present

to invite an examination of the precise nature of his deserts.

The next morning at eight o'clock Shelley and his friend set out together

for London on the top of a coach; and with his final departure from the

University these reminiscences of his life at Oxford terminate. The

narrative of the injurious effects of this cruel, precipitate, unjust and

illegal expulsion upon the entire course of his subsequent life would not

be wanting in interest or instruction, when the scene was changed from the

quiet seclusion of academic groves and gardens, and the calm valley of our

silvery Isis, to the stormy ocean of that vast and shoreless world, to the

utmost violence of which he was, at an early age, suddenly and unnaturally

abandoned.

THE END

EDINBURGH

COLSTON AND COY, LIMITED

PRINTERS

Transcriber's Notes:

Passages in italics are indicated by _italics_.

The following misprints have been corrected:

"surrrounding" corrected to "surrounding" (page 5)

"gometricians" corrected to "geometricians" (page 83)

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