Chapter II--THE FOOL'S WISDOM

LIKE the inexplicable run on a particular number at the roulette-table,

there often seems to be a run on some particular phenomenon thrown up

by the wheel of daily life. Such a recurrent incident was the meeting of

Norma and Jimmie Padgate during the next few weeks. She met him at Mrs.

Deering's, she ran across him in the streets. Going to spend a weekend

out of town, she found him on the platform of Paddington Station.

The series of sheer coincidences established between them a certain

familiarity. When next they met, it was in the crush of an emptying

theatre. They found themselves blocked side by side, and they laughed as

their eyes met.

“This seems to have got out of the domain of vulgar chance and become

Destiny,” she said lightly.

“I am indeed favoured by the gods,” he replied.

“You don't deserve their good will because you have never come to see

me.”

Jimmie replied that he was an old bear who loved to growl selfishly in

his den. Norma retorted with a reference to Constance Deering. In her

house he could growl altruistically.

“She pampers me with honey,” he explained.

“I am afraid you'll get nothing so Arcadian with us,” she replied, “but

I can provide you with some excellent glucose.”

They were moved a few feet forward by the crowd, and then came to a halt

again.

“This is my ward, Miss Aline Marden,” he said, presenting a pretty

slip of a girl of seventeen, who had hung back shyly during the short

dialogue, and looked with open-eyed admiration at Jimmie's new friend.

“That is how she would be described in a court of law, but I don't mind

telling you that really she is my nurse and foster-mother.”

The girl blushed at the introduction, and gave him an imperceptible

twitch of the arm. Norma smiled at her graciously and asked her how she

had liked the play.

“It was heavenly,” she said with a little sigh. “Did n't you think so?”

Norma, who had characterised the piece as the most dismal performance

outside a little Bethel, was preparing a mendacious answer, when a

sudden thinning in the crush brought to her side Mrs. Hardacre, from

whom she had been separated. Mrs. Hardacre inquired querulously for

Morland King, who had gone in search of the carriage. Norma reassured

her as to his ability to find it, and introduced Jimmie and Aline.

Mr. Padgate was Mr. King's oldest friend. Mrs. Hardacre bowed

disapprovingly, took in with a hard glance the details of Aline's cheap,

homemade evening frock, and the ready-made cape over her shoulders, and

turned her head away with a sniff. She had been put out of temper the

whole evening by Norma's glacial treatment of King, and was not disposed

to smile at the nobodies whom it happened to please Norma to patronise.

At last King beckoned to them from the door, and they crushed through

the still waiting crowd to join him. By the time Jimmie Padgate and his

ward had reached the pavement they had driven off.

“Wonder if we can get a cab,” said Jimmie.

“Cab!” cried the girl, taking his arm affectionately. “One would think

you were a millionaire. You can go in a cab if you like, but I'm going

home in a 'bus. Come along. We'll get one at Piccadilly Circus.”

She hurried him on girlishly, talking of the play they had just seen. It

was heavenly, she repeated. She had never been in the stalls before.

She wished kind-hearted managers would send them seats every night. Then

suddenly:

“Why did n't you tell me how beautiful she was?”

“Who, dear?”

“Why, Miss Hardacre. I think she is the loveliest thing I have ever

seen. I could sit and look at her all day long. Why don't you paint her

portrait--in that wonderful ivory-satin dress she was wearing to-night?

And the diamond star in her hair that made her look like a queen--did

you notice it? Why, Jimmie, you are not paying the slightest attention!”

“My dear, I could repeat verbatim every word you have said,” he replied

soberly. “She is indeed one of the most beautiful of God's creatures.”

“Then you'll paint her portrait?”

“Perhaps, deary,” said Jimmie, “perhaps.”

Meanwhile in the brougham King was giving Norma an account of Jimmie's

guardianship. She had asked him partly out of curiosity, partly to

provide him with a subject of conversation, and partly to annoy her

mother, whose disapproving sniff she had noted with some resentment. And

this in brief is the tale that King told.

Some ten years ago, John Marden, a brother artist of Jimmie Padgate's,

died penniless, leaving his little girl of seven with the alternative of

fighting her way alone through an unsympathetic world, or of depending

on the charity of his only sister, a drunken shrew of a woman, the wife

of a small apothecary, and the casual mother of a vague and unwashed

family. Common decency made the first alternative impossible. On their

return to the house after the funeral, the aunt announced her intention

of caring for the orphan as her own flesh and blood. Jimmie, who had

taken upon himself the functions of the intestate's temporary executor,

acquiesced dubiously. The lady, by no means sober, shed copious tears

and a rich perfume of whisky. She called Aline to her motherly

bosom. The child, who had held Jimmie's hand throughout the mournful

proceedings, for he had been her slave and playfellow for the whole of

her little life, advanced shyly. Her aunt took her in her arms. But the

child, with instinctive repugnance to the smell of spirits, shrank from

her kisses. The shrew arose in the woman; she shook her vindictively,

and gave her three or four resounding slaps on face and shoulders.

Jimmie leaped from his chair, tore the scared little girl from the

vixen's clutches, and taking her bodily in his arms, strode with her

out of the house, leaving the apothecary and his wife to settle matters

between them. It was only when he had walked down the street and hailed

a cab that he began to consider the situation.

“What on earth am I to do with you?” he asked whimsically.

The small arms tightened round his neck. “Take me to live with you,”

sobbed the child.

“Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings we learn wisdom. So be it,”

said Jimmie, and he drove home with his charge.

As neither aunt nor uncle nor any human being in the wide world claimed

the child, she became mistress of Jimmie's home from that hour. Her

father's pictures and household effects were sold off to pay his

creditors, and a little bundle of torn frocks and linen was Aline's sole

legacy.

“I happened to look in upon him the evening of her arrival,” said King,

by way of conclusion to his story. “In those days he managed with a

charwoman who came only in the mornings, so he was quite alone in

the place with the kid. What do you think I found him doing? Sitting

cross-legged on the model-platform with a great pair of scissors and

needles and thread, cutting down one of his own night garments so as to

fit her, while the kid in a surprising state of _déshabillé_ was

seated on a table, kicking her bare legs and giving him directions. His

explanation was that Miss Marden's luggage had not yet arrived and she

must be made comfortable for the night! But you never saw anything so

comic in your life.”

He leaned back and laughed at the reminiscence, not unkindly. Mrs.

Hardacre, bored by the unprofitable tale, stared at the dim streets out

of the brougham window. Norma, on friendlier terms with King, the little

human story having perhaps drawn them together, joined in the laugh.

“And now, I suppose, when she grows a bit older, Mr. Padgate will marry

her and she will be a dutiful little wife and they will live happy and

humdrum ever after.”

“I hope he will provide her with some decent rags to put on,” said Mrs.

Hardacre. “Those the child was wearing to-night were fit for a servant

maid.”

“Jimmie would give her his skin if she could wear it,” said Morland,

somewhat tartly.

This expression of feeling gave him, for the first time, a special place

in Norma's esteem. After all, a woman desires to like the man who in a

few months' time may be her husband, and hitherto Morland had presented

a negativity of character which had baffled and irritated her. The

positive trait of loyalty to a friend she welcomed instinctively,

although if charged with the emotion she would have repudiated the

accusation. When the carriage stopped at the awning and red strip of

carpet before the house in Eaton Square where a dance awaited her, and

she took leave of him, she returned his handshake with almost a warm

pressure and sent him away, a sanguine lover, to his club.

The next morning Constance Deering, taking her on a round of shopping,

enquired how the romance was proceeding.

“He has had me on probation,” replied Norma, “and has been examining all

my points. I rather think he finds me satisfactory, and is about to make

an offer.”

“What an idyllic pair you are!” laughed her friend.

Norma took the matter seriously.

“The man is perfectly right. He is on the lookout for a woman who can

keep up or perhaps add to his social prestige, who can conduct the

affairs of a large establishment when he enters political life, who

can possibly give him a son to inherit his estate, and who can wear

his family diamonds with distinction--and it does require a woman of

presence to do justice to family diamonds, you know. He looks round

society and sees a girl that may suit him. Naturally he takes his time

and sizes her up. I have learned patience and so I let him size to his

heart's content. On the other hand, what he can give me falls above the

lower limit of my requirements, and personally I don't dislike him.”

“Mercy on us!” cried Constance Deering, “the man is head over ears in

love with you!”

“Then I like him all the better for dissembling it so effectually,” said

Norma, “and I hope he'll go on dissembling to the end of the chapter. I

hate sentiment.”

They were walking slowly down Bond Street, and happened to pause before

a picture-dealer's window, where a print of a couple of lovers bidding

farewell caught Mrs. Deering's attention.

“I call that pretty,” she said. “Do you hate love too?”

Norma twirled her parasol and moved away, waiting for the other.

“Love, my dear Connie, is an appetite of the lower middle classes.”

“My dear Norma!” the other exclaimed, “I do wish Jimmie Padgate could

hear you!”

Norma started at the name. “What has he got to do with the matter?”

“That's one of his pictures.”

“Oh, is it?” said Norma, indifferently. But feminine curiosity compelled

a swift parting glance at the print.

“I imagine our guileless friend has a lot to learn,” she added. “A few

truths about the ways of this wicked world would do him good.”

“I promised to go and look round his studio to-morrow morning; will you

come and give him his first lesson?” asked Mrs. Deering, mischievously.

“Certainly not,” replied Norma.

But the destiny she had previously remarked upon seemed to be fulfilling

itself. A day or two afterwards his familiar figure burst upon her at

a Private View in a small picture-gallery. His eyes brightened as she

withdrew from her mother, who was accompanying her, and extended her

hand.

“Dear me, who would have thought of seeing you here? Do you care for

pictures? Why have n't you told me? I am so glad.”

“Love of Art did n't bring me here, I assure you,” replied Norma.

“Then what did?”

Jimmie in his guilelessness had an uncomfortable way of posing

fundamental questions. In that respect he was like a child. Norma smiled

in silent contemplation of the real object of their visit. At first her

mother had tossed the cards of invitation into the waste-paper basket.

It was advertising impudence on the part of the painter man, whom she

had met but once, to take her name in vain on the back of an envelope.

Then hearing accidentally that the painter man had painted the portraits

of many high-born ladies, including that of the Duchess of Wiltshire,

and that the Duchess of Wiltshire herself--their own duchess, who gave

Mrs. Hardacre the tip of her finger to shake and sometimes the tip of a

rasping tongue to meditate upon, whom Mrs. Hardacre had tried any time

these ten years to net for Heddon Court, their place in the country--had

graciously promised to attend the Private View, in her character of Lady

Patroness-in-Chief of the painter man, Mrs. Hardacre had hurried home

and had set the servants' hall agog in search of the cards. Eventually

they had been discovered in the dust-bin, and she had spent half an hour

in cleansing them with bread-crumbs, much to Norma's sardonic amusement.

The duchess not having yet arrived, Mrs. Hardacre had fallen back upon

the deaf Dowager Countess of Solway, who was discoursing to her in a

loud voice on her late husband's method of breeding prize pigs. Norma

had broken away from this exhilarating lecture to greet Jimmie.

He kept his eager eyes upon her, still waiting for an answer to his

question:

“What did?”

Norma, fairly quick-witted, indicated the walls with a little

comprehensive gesture.

“Do you call this simpering, uninspired stuff Art?” she said, begging

the question.

“Oh, it's not that,” cried Jimmie, falling into the trap. “It's really

very good of its kind. Amazingly clever. Of course it's not highly

finished. It's impressionistic. Look at that sweeping line from the

throat all the way down to the hem of the skirt,” indicating the

picture in front of them and following the curve, painter fashion, with

bent-back thumb; “how many of your fellows in the Academy could get that

so clean and true?”

“I have just met Mr. Porteous, who said he could n't stay any longer

because such quackery made him sick,” said Norma.

Jimmie glanced round the walls. Porteous, the Royal Academician, was

right. The colour was thin, the modelling flat, the drawing tricky, the

invention poor. A dull soullessness ran through the range of full-length

portraits of women. He realised, with some distress, the clever

insincerity of the painting; but he had known Foljambe, the author of

these coloured crimes, as a fellow-student at the Beaux-Arts in Paris,

and having come to see his work for the first time, could not bear to

judge harshly. It was characteristic of him to expatiate on the only

merit the work possessed.

“Mr. Porteous even said,” continued Norma, “that it was scandalous

such a man should be making thousands when men of genius were making

hundreds. It was taking the bread out of their mouths.”

“I am sorry he said that,” said Jimmie. “I think we ought rather to be

glad that a man of poor talent has been so successful. So many of them

go to the wall.”

“Do you always find the success of your inferior rivals so comforting?”

asked Norma. “I don't.” She thought of the depredatory American.

Jimmie pushed his hat to the back of his head--a discoloured Homburg hat

that had seen much wear--and rammed his hands in his pockets.

“It's horrible to regard oneself and one's fellow-creatures as so many

ghastly fishes tearing one another to pieces so as to get at the same

piece of offal. That's what it all comes to, does n't it?”

The picture of the rapt duke as garbage floating on the tide of London

Society brought with it a certain humourous consolation. That of her own

part in the metaphor did not appear so soothing. Jimmie's proposition

being, however, incontrovertible, she changed the subject and enquired

after Aline. Why had n't he brought her?

“I am afraid we should have argued about Foljambe's painting,” said

Jimmie, with innocent malice.

“And we should have agreed about it,” replied Norma. She talked about

Aline. Morland King had been tale-bearing. It was refreshing, she

confessed, once in a way to hear good of one's fellow-creatures: like

getting up at six in the morning in the country and drinking milk fresh

from the cow. It conferred a sense of unaccustomed virtue. The mention

of milk reminded her that she was dying for tea. Was it procurable?

“There's a roomful of it. Can I take you?” asked Jimmie, eagerly.

She assented. Jimmie piloted her through the chattering crowd. On the

way they passed by Mrs. Hardacre, still devoting the pearls of her

attention to the pigs. She acknowledged his bow distantly and summoned

her daughter to her side.

“What are you _affiché_-ing yourself with that nondescript man for?” she

asked in a cross whisper.

Norma moved away with a shrug, and went with Jimmie into the crowded

tea-room. There, while he was fighting for tea at the buffet, she

fell into a nest of acquaintances. Presently he emerged from the

crush victorious, and, as he poured out the cream for her, became the

unconscious target of sharp feminine glances.

“Who is your friend?” asked one lady, as Jimmie retired with the

cream-jug.

“I will introduce him if you like,” she replied. He reappeared and was

introduced vaguely. Then he stood silent, listening to a jargon he was

at a loss to comprehend. The women spoke in high, hard voices, with

impure vowel sounds and a clipping of final consonants. The conversation

gave him a confused impression of Ascot, a horse, a foreign prince, and

a lady of fashion who was characterised as a “rotter.” Allusion was also

made to a princely restaurant, which Jimmie, taken thither one evening

by King, regarded as a fairy-land of rare and exquisite flavours, and

the opinion was roundly expressed that you could not get anything fit to

eat in the place and that the wines were poison.

Jimmie listened wonderingly. No one seemed disposed to controvert the

statement, which was made by quite a young girl. Indeed one of her

friends murmured that she had had awful filth there a few nights before.

A smartly dressed woman of forty who had drawn away from the general

conversation asked Jimmie if he had been to Cynthia yet. He replied that

he very seldom went to theatres. The lady burst out laughing, and then

seeing the genuine enquiry on his face, checked herself.

“I thought you were trying to pull my leg,” she explained. “I mean

Cynthia, the psychic, the crystal gazer. Why, every one is going crazy

over her. Do you mean to say you have n't been?”

“Heaven forbid!” said Jimmie.

“You may scoff, but she's wonderful. Do you know she actually gave me

the straight tip for the Derby? She did n't mean to, for she does n't

lay herself out for that sort of thing--but she said, after telling me

a lot of things about myself--things that had really happened--she was

getting tired, I must tell you--'I see something in your near future--it

is a horse with a white star on its forehead--it has gone--I don't know

what it means.' I went to the Derby. I had n't put a cent on, as I had

been cleaned out at Cairo during the winter and had to retrench. The

first horse that was led out had a white star on his forehead. None of

the others had. It was St. Damien--a thirty to one chance. I backed him

outright for £300. And now I have £9000 to play with. Don't tell me

there's nothing in Cynthia after that.”

The knot of ladies dissolved. Jimmie put Norma's teacup down and went

slowly back with her to the main room. He was feeling depressed, having

lost his bearings in this unfamiliar world. Suddenly he halted.

“I wish you could pinch me,” he said.

“Why?”

“To test whether I am awake. Have I really heard a sane and educated

lady expressing her belief in the visions of a crystal-gazing

adventuress?”

“You have. She believes firmly. So do heaps of women.”

“I hope to heaven you don't!” he cried with a sudden intensity.

“What concern can my faith be to you?” she asked.

“I beg your pardon. No concern at all,” he said apologetically. “But I

generally blurt out what is in my mind.”

“And what is in your mind? I am a person you can be quite frank with.”

“I could n't bear the poem of your life to be sullied by all these

vulgarities,” said Jimmie.

“As I remarked to you the first evening I met you, Mr. Padgate,” she

said, holding out her hand by way of dismissal, “you are an astonishing

person!”

The poem of her life! The phrase worried her before she slept that

night. She shook the buzzing thing away from her impatiently. The poem

of her life! The man was a fool.

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