EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

[Illustration: "Dizzy," 1847.]

_House of Commons, July 14th, 1891._--Things going on here much as

usual. Rapidly winding up Session amid familiar surroundings. OLD

MORALITY in seat of Leader of the House; Mr. G. opposite; SPEAKER in

Chair; Sergeant-at-Arms on guard by the door; and WINDBAG SEXTON on

his feet.

Brings back to my mind the first time I saw House. Wasn't in the House

then; a mere puppy, which, indeed, some say I remain to this day. The

date was August the 19th, 1841, and from seat where Strangers were

admitted in the old House (the temporary building occupied whilst

BARRY was erecting this lofty pile) I looked on at the opening of the

first Session of the Fourteenth Parliament of the then United Kingdom

of Great Britain and Ireland, appointed to meet at Westminster in the

fifth year of the Reign of HER MAJESTY QUEEN VICTORIA.

[Illustration: "The Sphinx is Silent," 1876.]

Remember it as if it were yesterday. It was MELBOURNE's Ministry; but

he of course sat in another place. On the Treasury Bench, distinctly

visible under his hat, was JOHNNY RUSSELL, Colonial Secretary and

Leader of the House of Commons. At a safe distance from him sat PAM,

then in the prime of life, and at the time holding the post of Foreign

Minister, in which he was able to make a remarkably large number of

people uncomfortable. There was Sir GEORGE GREY, Chancellor of the

Duchy, whilst a sturdily built gentleman, then known as the Right Hon.

THOMAS BABBINGTON MACAULAY, was Secretary for War; HENRY LABOUCHERE

(not the SAGE OF QUEEN ANNE'S GATE) was President of the Board of

Trade, and Master of the Mint; whilst FRANCIS BARING was Chancellor

of the Exchequer, all untroubled by the necessity of constructing a

Budget since he knew he would never be called on to bring one in.

On the Front Bench opposite was Sir ROBERT PEEL with JAMES GRAHAM at

his right elbow. In modest retirement at the end of the Bench sat a

young man, of full height, and good figure, with a mass of black hair

crowning a large, well-shaped head. Remember noticing how carefully

the hair was parted down the middle, in a fashion then unusual with

men. His face was pleasant to look upon, even mild in its expression;

but from time to time, more particularly when he spoke, there

flashed from beneath his dark and bushy eyebrows a pair of eyes that

shone like stars. This was the Mr. G. of those days, whose highest

Ministerial office, as yet, had been the Under-Secretaryship for the

Colonies, held for a few months six years earlier.

[Illustration: "W.E.G.," 1860.]

Big House on this first night, as Houses were counted then, when the

number of Members was considerably less. First business was to choose

SPEAKER. SHAW-LEFEVRE (not the Member for Bradford, but a forbear)

had been SPEAKER in last Parliament; re-elected now, PEEL, who, by

the lifting of a finger, could have put his own nominee in the Chair,

graciously consenting.

[Illustration: "The Colossus of Words," 1879.]

Of all who filled the House on that night, only two have seats in

the present Parliament--Mr. G., and the humble person who, by favour

of the Electors of Barkshire, is permitted to pen these lines.

(CHRISTOPHER TALBOT, then represented Glamorganshire, but he just

failed to live into this Jubilee time.) Yet, when I look round on the

Benches now, I see a score of men who bear the names, and are, in many

cases, descendants, of Members who sat in the Parliament that will

ever have a place in history, if only because it was born in the same

year, almost in the same month, as _Mr. Punch_. There was a THOMAS

DYKE ACLAND, representing Devonshire; there were two HENEAGES, one

representing Devizes, and the other, EDWARD, sitting for Grimsby,

as EDWARD HENEAGE sits to-day for the same borough. There was a

BORTHWICK, Member for Evesham. There was a PHILIP STANHOPE, Member for

Hertford. STANSFELD sat for Huddersfield, and MARJORIBANKS for Hythe,

a LAWSON for Knaresborough, a BECKETT for Leeds, a CHILDERS for

Malton, a MANNERS for Newark-upon-Trent, having a certain WILLIAM

EWART GLADSTONE for colleague. He was the Lord JOHN, well known to

students of poetry, who now wears a Ducal coronet.

Of course there was a SMITH, VERNON by Christian name, Member for

Northampton; a HOULDSWOTH representing Nottinghamshire, a MACLEAN

for Oxford, a HARCOURT for Oxfordshire--nay, in this happy Parliament

there were two HARCOURTS, GRANVILLE HARCOURT VERNON sitting for East

Retford. A VIVIAN sat for Penrhyn--HUSSEY VIVIAN's father, JOHN

HENEY, sat in the same Parliament for Swansea. Lord EBRINGTON sat for

Plymouth, and CHARLES RUSSELL for Reading. ORMSBY GORE represented

North Shropshire, long a possession of his family. The Markiss

o' GRANBY sat for Stamford, with a CLARK for colleague. FREDERICK

VILLIERS (not our present Father) kept the name green at Sudbury, and

there was a WYNDHAM for Sussex. The HENRY LABOUCHERE of those less

lively days sat for Taunton, and Sir ROBERT PEEL, our SPEAKER's

father, for Tamworth. There was a HAYTER, GOOD-ENOUGH: for Wells, one

LOWTHER represented Westmoreland, and another York. A WALTER LONG sat

for North Wilts, STUART WORTLEY sat for the West Riding, and JAMES

DUFF for Banffshire. We had a BALFOUR for Haddington, and Lord DALMENY

of that day, happier than the present head of the family, sat in the

Commons for Inverkeithing, a place long since swept off the electoral

board. These surnames, with one or two others I can't recall--yes,

there was a DALRYMPLE for Wigtonshire--are familiar on the Roll of

Parliament to-day.

Amongst the prominent Members of this Parliament I remember ROEBUCK

sitting; for Bath; and PAKINGTON--then plain JOHN all unconscious

of the coming marvel of a Ten Minutes' Reform Bill--for Droitwich.

STRATFORD CANNING had a seat for King's Lynn, and MONCKTON' MILNES

was Member for Pomfret. JOHN BRIGHT was not in the House, but RICHARD

COBDEN sat for Stockport, and there was an acidulous person, then

known as RALPH BERNAL, who sat for Wycombe. We knew BERNAL OSBORNE

in many later Parliaments.

Curious to think how Ireland at this epoch belonged to the classes!

DANIEL O'CONNELL was just in his prime, and, in addition to himself

returned three of his name. SMITH O'BRIEN was yet far off the cabbage

garden, and HENRY GRATTAN sat for Meath. There is a living image of

him now among the busts in the corridor leading out of the Octagon

Hall; a fiery dramatic speaker in the House, who, as someone said of

him at the time, used in his passion to throw up his arms, bend over

till he touched the floor with his finger-nails, and thank Heaven

he had no gestures. The O'CONNOR DON whom Members younger than I

remember as he sat above the Gangway in the Parliament of 1874, then

represented Roscommon. But for the most part the Irish Members of

those days were Earls, Viscounts, Knights, Baronets, Honourables and

Right Honourables.

There were, on the Motion for the Address, big debates in both Houses

on this particular night, when I first saw the SPEAKER in wig and

gown. The fate of the Ministry could scarcely be said to hang in

the balance; they knew they were doomed. In the Lords the shrift was

short. Not too late for dinner, their Lordships divided: "Contents

96, Not Contents 168," majority against Government 72. I well remember

COVENTRY's speech; worth reciting as a model for these later days.

He followed LANSDOWNE, and House wanted to hear NORTHAMPTON. When

COVENTRY presented himself, fearful row kicked up. He stood there till

silence partially restored, then he said in deep voice, as who should

say "My name is--Norval,"--

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"I am Lord COVENTRY. A few words from me. I think the country is in a

safe state, and I hope to find it placed in the hands of the Duke of

WELLINGTON. My Lords, I hope I have not detained you."

Then he sat down.

In the Commons, debate lasted four days; majority against Government

91.

The LABBY of 1841 spoke at length, and was followed by Mr. D'ISRAELI

(he spelt it with an apostrophe in those days): a good Disraelian ring

about the last sentence of his speech.

"The House," he said, "ought now to act as it had been acted upon in

times when Parliament was unreformed, when DANBY found himself in a

dungeon, and STRAFFORD on a scaffold. Now the Whigs hold office by

abusing the confidence of the Sovereign, and defying the authority

of Parliament."

After him came the still budding BERNAL OSBORNE, CHARLES NAPIER,

ROEBUCK, JOHNNIE RUSSELL, fighting to the last with his back to the

wall; COBDEN, HENRY GRATTAN, PAM, MILNER GIBSON, O'CONNELL, PEEL, and

Colonel SIBTHORP.

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