Young Mrs. Fosdyke, stout and matronly, held a fat and placid year-old

baby on her lap with one arm, while with the other hand she lunged out

intermittently to pick up a much-chewed rubber dog cast upon the floor

by the infant. "Oh, now I remember; they're at the bank, with the rest

of the silver--we sent them there the summer we went to the seashore,

and forgot to take them out again. I know it's dreadful to get in the

habit of living in this picnic fashion; I'm ashamed sometimes to have

any one come here. Not that I mind your having asked Mrs. Devereaux for

Thanksgiving, Marcia; I don't want you to feel that way for a minute. I

think it was nice of you to want to. If _you_ don't mind having her

here, I'm sure I don't. You know I've had such a time changing servants;

and when you have three babies--"

Mrs. Fosdyke was accustomed to anticipate possible astonishment at the

size of her young family by stating tersely to begin with that the three

were all of the same age; if this were not literally true, it was true

enough to account for the disposal of most of her time. In a small

house, on a small income, with one maid, all departments can not receive

attention; under such circumstances something has to go. Mrs. Fosdyke's

attention went, rightly enough, to the children; there were no graces of

management left for the household--there couldn't be; that was one

reason why she never invited company any more. She felt apologetic even

before her sister.

"I wish things were a little nicer here--but I know just how you

feel about Mrs. Devereaux. No matter how rich a person is, it seems

sort of desolate to be alone at a hotel in a small town on a

holiday--Thanksgiving Day especially. And she was so good to you in

Paris. I shall never forget it."

"I'm sure I never shall," said Marcia.

She saw with retrospective vision the scene of two years ago, when she,

a terrified girl of twenty, just recovering from an illness, had missed

connections with her party at a railway station, and had been blessedly

taken in charge by a stranger whose spoken name carried recognition with

it to any American abroad. Marcia had been taken to Mrs. Devereaux's

luxurious house for the day, put to bed, comforted, telegrams and

messages sent hither and thither to her friends; truly it was the kind

of a thing one does not forget, that must claim gratitude forever.

She went on now: "I can't get over our meeting in the street here in

this place, just the day we both came--the strangest coincidence! I

could hardly believe my eyes. And then to drive back to her rooms with

her and find myself telling her all I've been doing, just as if I had

known her always--I'm sure, though, I feel as if I had. I do want to do

something for her so much--it doesn't make any real difference, her

being so rich and grand. And then I thought of our Thanksgiving dinner,

and she seemed so pleased, and accepted at once. Of course she

stipulated that we were to promise not to make any difference on her

account, but I do want to have everything as pretty and characteristic

as possible. And you needn't bother a bit about anything, Kitty. I'll do

all the work, and there's a whole week to get ready in. We'll have Frank

bring your wedding silver from the bank; you had so many lovely large

pieces."

"I had ten cut glass and silver loving cups," annotated Kitty, in the

tone of injury the recollection always produced in the light of her

present needs. "It will take you hours and days to clean all those

things, Marcia; that's why I never use them. When you have three babies

all the same age--"

"Kersley will help me," said Marcia, deftly introducing another subject.

"Kersley!" There was deep surprise in Kitty's voice; she turned to fix

her eyes on her sister. Marcia flushed independently of her will.

"Yes--didn't I tell you? He's coming out to his brother's over

Thanksgiving."

"Oh!" said Kitty, with significance; she made a precipitate lunge for

the rubber dog. There was an alert tone in her voice when she spoke

again:

"Marcia."

"Well?"

"How long is this thing to go on? Are you engaged to Kersley Battersby,

or are you not? For if you're not, I don't think it's decent to keep him

dangling on in this way any longer."

"Oh, Kitty, do stop!" Marcia ceased her investigations to relapse into a

jumbled heap on the rug, her chin resting on her hand, her dark,

vivacious little face tense. "I suppose I _do_ consider that I'm

engaged, if you _will_ have me say it; he's the only man I could ever

care for, but I'm not going to let _him_ know it, not until he gets on

his feet--not while he's only making fifteen dollars here and twenty

dollars there, and some weeks not even that, painting labels for tomato

cans and patent medicines. It does seem a pity that, after all the

studying in Paris and winning the prize for his portraits in the Salon,

it should take him so long to get a start here. I suppose you have to

have a 'pull,' as in everything else. If he once knew that I really

cared for him he'd lose his head and want to be married out of hand. I

couldn't do a thing with him. He'd insist that it would help him to work

if I were near all the time."

"Perhaps it would," suggested Kitty.

"Yes, and have all his family say that I've ruined his prospects--you

can imagine how pleasant _that_ would be! Everyone says that if a poor

artist is hampered at the beginning he has no career at all. _I_ enjoy

things as they are, anyway, and if Kersley doesn't it's his own lookout.

He's a perfect baby, great, big, blue-eyed, ridiculous, unpractical

thing! What do you suppose he did when he was in Chester last month,

just after I'd left there? Walked all the way into town and back, twenty

miles--he hadn't enough money for his car fare--to buy me a little

trumpery pin I wanted, when they had the identical thing on sale at the

little shop by the station! Wasn't that like him? And with all his

artistic talent, I have to tell him what kind of a necktie to get.

Imagine him, with _his_ hair, in a scarlet one, when he looks so

adorable in dull blue. Let's change the subject. Is this your best

centerpiece, with the color all washed out?"

"Yes."

"Then I'll finish that lace one I'm making and put yellow under it.

Yellow is to be the color scheme, Kitty. I'm going to present you with

some of those lovely glasses I saw at Ketterer's, with gilt flowers on

them. I want you to let me pay for the chrysanthemums and all the

extras--a few palms can be hired; they add so much to the effect. You

know I got the money for those illustrations yesterday, and I don't care

whether I have any clothes or not. I just want to do my prettiest for a

Thanksgiving for Mrs. Devereaux."

"Very well, dear," said Kitty.

"I should think that woman wouldn't want such a time made over her,"

said Mr. Fosdyke to his wife, disgustedly, in private. There are married

men who may on occasion be mistaken for bachelors, but Mr. Fosdyke was

not of that ilk; the respectable bondage of one wedded to family claims

was stamped upon him as with a die, in spite of a humorous tendency that

was sometimes trying to his wife. "What's the sense? With all her

millions she must be used to everything. I should think she'd like

something plain and homelike for a change, instead of all this fuss and

feathers. I'm worn out with it already. There seems to be a perfect

upheaval downstairs, with all Marcia's decorations and color schemes and

'artistic effects.' My arm's broken lugging loving cups home from the

bank--they weigh a ton. Why can't Mrs. Devereaux take us as we are?"

"Now, Frank, I've told you how Marcia feels about it," said his wife,

reprovingly. "You know how intense she is--it gives her positive

satisfaction to show her gratitude by working her fingers off and

spending all the money she's got. She wants to make it a special

occasion."

"Well, she's doing it," said Frank Fosdyke, with, however, a relenting

smile; he was fond of whole-souled little Marcia. "I say, though, Kitty,

what's Kersley doing here all the time? I thought he was living in New

York. I can't go anywhere that I don't see that big smile of his and the

gray suit. I'm always running across him with Marcia. It makes me feel

like a fool. Am I to treat them as if they were engaged, or not?"

Mrs. Fosdyke shook her head. "Not yet."

"Can't he stop her shillyshallying?"

"Frank, I said 'Not yet.'"

"All right," said Frank, resignedly, moving around the darkened room, as

he disrobed, with the catlike step of one whose ever haunting fear is

that he may wake the baby.

Marcia had decreed against the old-fashioned, middle-of-the-day

Thanksgiving dinner; half-past seven was early enough. "And it ought to

be eight," she added, ruefully. "At any rate, the babies will be asleep,

and Mrs. Fogarty is going to let her Maggie come and sit upstairs with

them. Thank goodness, Ellen can cook the dinner, with my help, and wait

on the table afterward. She's as nice and interested as she can be, and

I'll keep her in good humor. I've promised to buy her a lovely new cap

and apron. We've just decided what to have for the nine courses."

"_Nine courses!_"

"Now, Kitty, it's no more trouble to have nine courses than two, if you

manage properly. I'll make a number of the dishes the day before, and

Ellen can see to the turkey herself; I'll show you my bill of fare

afterward. I'm going to have the loveliest little menu cards, with

golden pumpkins in wheat sheaves painted on them--so nice and

Thanksgivingy! You've seen the yellow paper cases I've made for the ice

pudding, and the candle shades--the color scheme, you know, is yellow.

I'm going to ornament the dishes for the almonds and raisins and olives

and the candied ginger and other things in the same way. Now, please

don't worry about anything, Kitty! If people only make the arrangements

beforehand, it's no trouble at all. It's all in the way one plans, and

having a system about things."

"I hope so," said Mrs. Fosdyke; for she had her misgivings. In

housekeeping it is only too often that two and two fail to make four.

* * * * *

Kersley Battersby, tall and handsome, coming in gayly at four o'clock on

Thanksgiving afternoon, during a brief interval of the festivities at

his brother's house, stopped short at the sight of Marcia's face.

"What's up?" he asked, reaching out his arms with the unconsciousness of

habit, while Marcia, in her blue gingham gown, as mechanically

retreated. Her tone was tragic.

"Ellen says she won't wait on the table; she says there's work for ten

in the kitchen, and no lady would ask it of her. And I had it all

arranged so beautifully. I don't know what we're to do. Kitty and I have

been busy every minute, and Frank has had to take care of the babies all

day. I didn't mean to make everyone so uncomfortable. He's gone out now,

and she's upstairs with a headache."

"Well, you know you've always got me to fall back on," said Kersley,

firmly. "My word, but the dining-room looks fine, though! I wouldn't

know it for the same place." His gaze rested on the pretty scene with

genuine admiration.

Loving cups in the corner of the room held the tall, yellow

chrysanthemums against the florist's palms; yellow chrysanthemums waved

from the vine-draped mantel and drooped from the prettiest loving cup

of all over the yellow-lined lace centerpiece set on the satin-smooth

"best" tablecloth. The silver was polished to perfection. The new

goblets with their gilt flowers shone like bubbles, and on the sideboard

a golden pumpkin hollowed into a dish among trailing vines was heaped

high with yellow oranges and crimson apples and pearly hothouse grapes.

"Oh, yes, this is all right," sighed Marcia, "and the cooking is, and

Frank has had his dress suit pressed and Kitty's gown is dear. But,

Kersley, the _dinner_!" Her swimming eyes looked at him helplessly as

she pushed back her disheveled hair. "You can't have nine courses with

no one to serve them. Ellen even refuses to bring anything in. _We_

can't get up and keep running around the table! It makes the whole thing

a failure--worse than that, ridiculous. I didn't mind how hard I worked

for dear Mrs. Devereaux, but I did want it all to be right."

"Poor girl!" said Kersley, tenderly, moving sympathetically very, very

near her, with a repetition of the arm movement. "You're tired."

"Now, Kersley, please don't." Marcia again retreated with glowing

cheeks. She tried to keep an unexpected tremulousness out of her voice.

"I have enough on my mind without having you, too. If I were to spoil

all your prospects now, I'd never forgive myself."

"You get so in the habit of saying that absurd thing," began Kersley,

doggedly, "that--Never mind, never mind, Marcia dear. I won't bother you

now. But you'll have to let me have my way in one thing, anyway--I'm

going to help you out; I'm going to stay and wait on the table myself."

"Kersley!"

"I'll make a bang-up waiter; do it in style."

"Kersley!"

"Just pretend I'm the butler. It's been done lots of times before, you

know; it's not a bit original. And I'd like to do something for Mrs.

Devereaux, too, good old multi-millionairess. I owe her one for being

such a trump to you. I'll make her one of my omelets, too, if Ellen will

let me."

"But Mrs. Devereaux will recognize you!" Marcia felt wildly that she was

half assenting, in spite of the absurdity of it.

"Recognize the butler? She won't know that he exists except to pass her

things. Besides, she's only seen me a couple of times."

"But the family party at your brother's?"

"They'll have to get along without me. I'll cut back now and tell them,

and get my dress suit, and then I'll turn myself loose in your kitchen.

It's all decided, Marcia." He smiled brilliantly down at her from the

height of his six feet, as Kersley could smile sometimes, when he wanted

to get his own way. His finger tips touched her curling locks on his way

past the ottoman upon which she had dropped.

She sat there after he had gone, her chin supported by her hand, her

dark eyes looking intently before her into the yellow chrysanthemum. In

spite of her boast to Kitty that she was satisfied with "things as they

were," there were moments when a long-drawn-out future of joy withheld

pressed upon little Marcia with strange heaviness--moments when it was

hard to be always wise for two; there were, indeed, sudden, inexplicable

moments when she longed weakly to give herself up to the alluring

blissfulness of Kersley's kisses on her soft lips, no matter how

unpractical he was. But she was too stanchly eager to do what was best

for him to give way in the conduct of life; it was even a giddy sort of

thing that she had given way to him in anything.

* * * * *

If a nervous and uncertain hilarity characterized the atmosphere of the

dinner table that night, Mrs. Devereaux, in her black lace and diamonds,

was happily unaware of its cause in the antics of the obsequious butler,

who in the intervals of his calling threw kisses from behind the guest

to the yellow-gowned Marcia, attempted to poise in the attitude of

flight or that of benediction, or indulged in other pantomimes as

extraordinary.

It was almost a relief when the intervals between the courses were

unduly prolonged and conversation could proceed without spasmodic jerks

on the part of the entertainers. Mrs. Devereaux herself, a rather

slight, elderly woman with soft white hair elaborately arranged, and

kind, brown eyes, responded with evident pleasure to Marcia's pretty,

childlike warmth, and was politely cordial to Frank and Kitty. Her

manner was at once quietly assured and quietly unassuming, although on

her entrance her eyes had seemed furtively observant, as one who found

herself among strange, if interesting, surroundings.

"I feel as if we might be Eskimos, by Jove!" Frank Fosdyke whispered

with a secret gurgle to his wife, who responded only with an agonized

"Hush!"

"This omelet is really delicious," said Mrs. Devereaux, kindly, in one

of the pauses of the dinner. "I don't know that I have eaten one as good

since I left Paris. May I ask if you have a woman or a man cook?"

"We have a man in the kitchen," said Marcia, unblushingly, Kersley being

out there at the moment. "He has lived in Paris."

"Oh, the touch was unmistakable!" said Mrs. Devereaux. She turned

graciously to Kitty. "I take a great interest in small establishments;

my niece, Angela Homestead, is about to marry in moderate circumstances.

Unlike many women in society, I have always looked after my own

household. When I am at home the servants report to me for half an hour

every morning to receive their orders for the day. So when Angela

naturally came to me for advice, I said to her: 'Above all things,

Angela, remember that a good cook is always worth what you pay for him.'

The health of the family is so largely dependent on the food. With a

French cook, a butler, a laundress and three maids, a simple

establishment for two people can be kept up decently and in order; a

retinue of servants is not necessary when you do not entertain. Of

course, with less than three maids it is impossible to be clean."

"No, indeed," said Kitty.

"I should think not," assented Mr. Fosdyke, with unnecessary ardor.

"It is pleasant to have you agree with me," said Mrs. Devereaux,

politely. "But, speaking of Paris, oddly enough, since we've been

sitting here I have been reminded forcibly, though I can't imagine why,

of a young man whom I met there a couple of times over a year ago--a

tall, blond young artist who won a prize at the Salon. I haven't heard

of him since, though he seemed to have rather unusual talent. I believe

he left for New York. I can't recall his name, but perhaps you can help

me to it. He painted children very fetchingly."

"Was it Kersley Battersby?" asked Marcia, with a swift frown at the

owner of the name, who had doubled over suddenly.

"Kersley Battersby. The very man!" exclaimed Mrs. Devereaux, with

animation. "How clever you are, my dear, to guess it! My sister, the

Countess of Crayford, who has just come over this autumn, wants some one

to paint her twin girls. It strikes me that he would be the very person

to do it, if possibly you have his address. There was a sentiment, a

bloom, one might call it, that seemed to characterize his children's

heads particularly. They made a real impression on me."

"Yes, Battersby has a great deal of bloom," said Mr. Fosdyke, solemnly.

"Bloom is what he excels in. Alphonse, fill Mrs. Devereaux's glass. I

will look up his address in my notebook, Mrs. Devereaux. I have an

impression that he is within reach."

He turned to Marcia provocatively, but she did not respond. Her brain

was suddenly in a whirl that carried her past the wild incongruities of

the situation. If Kersley had "prospects" like that--She did not dare to

meet his eyes.

The dinner was excellent, the waiting perfect. Marcia was in a glow of

happiness. She felt repaid for her work, her struggles, and the

expenditure which would make a new gown this winter impossible. This was

as she had wanted it to be--a little Thanksgiving feast for this woman

who was her friend. Through all Mrs. Devereaux's interest in the others,

the little inner bond was between her and Marcia. It did not matter that

Ellen had stumped upstairs after the last cup of coffee, leaving Kersley

to clear the table, or that the babies might wake up and cry. Nothing

mattered when she knew that dear Mrs. Devereaux was pleased. She said to

herself that this was what gave her such a strangely exhilarated

feeling; and yet--When it was time for the guest to depart, and Marcia

came from upstairs bringing Mrs. Devereaux's fur cloak, that lady and

Kitty both looked smilingly at the girl from the midst of a

conversation.

"Must you go so soon?" pleaded Marcia.

"Yes, the carriage is waiting," said Mrs. Devereaux. "I am under the

doctor's orders, you remember, my dear. I've had a charming

Thanksgiving; you don't know how much I appreciate Mrs. Fosdyke's

letting me spend it here. And one thing has appealed to me particularly,

if you won't mind my saying it: I am more complimented, more touched, by

being made one of your little family circle, without any alteration in

your usual mode of living, than by any amount of the ceremony which is

often so foolishly considered necessary--a man behind each chair, masses

of orchids, and expensive menus." She smiled warmly at Marcia, and

added: "It is to you that I really owe my introduction into this

charmingly domestic household. Your sister, however, has made me partner

to a little secret, in response to my inquiries; she says that you are

about to be engaged to the very Mr. Battersby of whom we were speaking,

and whose address she has given me, so that I may make arrangements at

once for my nieces' portraits. She tells me that he has excellent

prospects."

"Oh!" murmured Marcia, in sudden crimson embarrassment. She could

actually feel Kersley's triumphant smile behind the dining-room

portières.

"And as I am about to start on the Egyptian tour that will take me away

for a year, I want to know if I may take advantage of having been made

one of the family and ask you to make use of my cottage at Ardsley for

the honeymoon--which I hope may last until my return, if Mr. Battersby's

commissions don't call him away before. I will have my people put it at

your disposal."

"Dear, dear Mrs. Devereaux!" cried Marcia. If something odd in the

beating of her heart made her feel her further speech to be foolishly

incoherent, it was, perhaps, not unattractively so to her smiling

elders.

She did not hear Mr. Fosdyke's exclamation as the lights of Mrs.

Devereaux's carriage disappeared from view: "Of all the Arabian Nights'

entertainments! Who am I, anyway?"

She had been drawn into the dining-room with Kersley's outstretched arms

closing around her firmly as she mechanically but ineffectually strove

to retreat, his blue eyes beaming down on her as he whispered:

"Oh, Marcia, Marcia! This comes of trying to show gratitude to

strangers. '_About to be engaged!_' Accepting a honeymoon cottage before

you'd accepted the man!"

MR. CARTERET AND HIS FELLOW AMERICANS ABROAD[6]

BY DAVID GRAY

"It must have been highly interesting," observed Mrs. Archie Brawle; "so

much pleasanter than a concert."

"Rather!" replied Lord Frederic. "It was ripping!"

Mrs. Ascott-Smith turned to Mr. Carteret. She had been listening to Lord

Frederic Westcote, who had just come down from town where he had seen

the Wild West show. "Is it so?" she asked. "Have you ever seen them?" By

"them" she meant the Indians.

Mr. Carteret nodded.

"It seems so odd," continued Mrs. Archie Brawle, "that they should ride

without saddles. Is it a pose?"

"No, I fancy not," replied Lord Frederic.

"They must get very tired without stirrups," insisted Mrs. Archie. "But

perhaps they never ride very long at a time."

"That is possible," said Lord Frederic doubtfully. "They are only on

about twenty minutes in the show."

Mr. Pringle, the curate, who had happened in to pay his monthly call

upon Mrs. Ascott-Smith, took advantage of the pause. "Of course, I am no

horseman," he began apprehensively, "and I have never seen the red

Indians, either in their native wilds or in a show, but I have read not

a little about them, and I have gathered that they almost live on

horseback."

Major Hammerslea reached toward the tea table for another muffin and

hemmed. "It is a very different thing," he said with heavy

impressiveness. "It is a very different thing."

The curate looked expectant, as if believing that his remarks were going

to be noticed. But nothing was further from the Major's mind.

"What is so very different?" inquired Mrs. Ascott-Smith, after a pause

had made it clear that the Major had ignored Pringle.

"It is one thing, my dear Madame, to ride a stunted, half-starved pony,

as you say 'bareback,' and another thing to ride a conditioned British

Hunter (he pronounced it huntaw) without a saddle. I must say that the

latter is an impossibility." The oracle came to an end and the material

Major began on the muffin.

There was an approving murmur of assent. The Major was the author of

"Schooling and Riding British Hunters;" however, it was not only his

authority which swayed the company, but individual conviction. Of the

dozen people in the room, excepting Pringle, all rode to hounds with

more or less enthusiasm, and no one had ever seen any one hunting

without a saddle and no one had ever experienced any desire to try the

experiment. Obviously it was an absurdity.

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