CHAPTER XIV

QUEEN VICTORIA’S TORY MINISTRY

“And statesmen at her council met

Who knew the seasons when to take

Occasion by the hand, and make

The bounds of freedom wider yet

By shaping some august decree,

Which kept her throne unshaken still,

Broad-based upon her people’s will,

And compass’d by the inviolate sea.”

--_Tennyson._

In September, 1841, the Queen found herself face to face with another

political crisis, and Melbourne tendered his resignation once more. He

went to Windsor to accomplish this dread deed, and it is said that he

showed no appearance of depression, but seemed to consider the change

only as it might affect the Queen.

“For four years I have seen you every day,” he said, “but it is

so different now from what it would have been in 1839; the Prince

understands everything so well.” Indeed, he warmed the Queen’s

affectionate heart by the way he both spoke and wrote of Albert. “I

have formed the highest opinion of His Royal Highness’s judgment,

temper, and discretion, and cannot but feel a great consolation and

security in the reflection that your Majesty has the inestimable

advantage of such advice and assistance. I feel certain that your

Majesty cannot do better than have recourse to it whenever it is

needed, and rely upon it with confidence.” This made the Queen very

pleased and proud, coming as it did from a man who was, as she herself

said, no flatterer.

Thenceforth Melbourne had to endure not only loss of occupation, but

of the society of one whom he had grown to love as a daughter, and

in whose company he had for years passed several hours each day. “He

consorted constantly with the Queen on the most easy and delightful

footing, and he is continually banished from her presence.”

However, he fell naturally into those habits which were his before his

long spell of power, and ere a year had passed he had a slight stroke

of paralysis, which kept him a prisoner for months.

The resignation of the Whig Government naturally brought once more to

the front the vexed question of the Bedchamber Ladies. Extraordinary

care was taken that the Queen’s susceptibilities should not be hurt;

Melbourne, on the one hand, conferring with the Royal pair and with

Anson and Peel, and being approached by the last-named with pacific

suggestions. Peel was terribly nervous, and desirous to do nothing

that would give pain to Her Majesty, saying, “_I would waive every

pretension to office, I declare to God, sooner than that my acceptance

of it should be attended with any personal humiliation to the

Queen._”

The Mistress of the Robes, the sweet-natured Duchess of Sutherland,

sent in her resignation, she being the only person who for the future

would be required to be of the same party as the Government, and

she was replaced by the Duchess of Buccleuch. The exclusively Whig

character of the Household had been broken soon after the crisis in

1839 by the Queen’s invitation to Lady Sandwich, the wife of a Tory

peer, to fill a vacant post. The Duchess of Bedford (_i.e._, Lady

Tavistock) and Lady Normanby also resigned, and with these changes Peel

was content. Thus the principle that the ladies about the Queen should

belong to the governing party, and be changed when the party changed,

was never established, and after that time the Queen’s ladies were

chosen irrespective of political considerations, excepting the Mistress

of the Robes.

Victoria was desolate at the loss of Melbourne. Writing to King

Leopold, she said: “You don’t say that _you_ sympathise with me

in my present heavy trial, the heaviest I have ever had to endure, and

which will be a sad heart-breaking to me”--and Melbourne did his utmost

to cheer her and to insist upon her showing friendly feelings towards

the new Government. But she spent the last evening on which the old

Household remained in a sorrowful silence. “Scarcely a word was spoken

at dinner, but later on tears and regrets broke forth with little

restraint.”

In considering the ways of Queen Victoria during her early career, I

am forced to recognise the fact that when once she really accepted an

impression she could not let it fade. This is curiously exemplified in

several ways, small as well as large. Thus when at the end of August

most of the arrangements had been made for the formation of a Tory

Administration, she somewhat frightened her husband by telling him

that, seeing how the Tories had treated him nearly two years earlier

in the matter of the annuity, he ought now to keep them at a distance.

They would be sure to come and see him and to flatter him, and his part

was to resist them and refuse to see them, at least for some time. A

most extraordinary piece of advice! The curious fact about it is that

Prince Albert did not laugh at it; he was really troubled, and told his

secretary to repeat this to Melbourne, and ask him to influence Her

Majesty to different thoughts.

Victoria’s treatment of her mother and her uncle Leopold arose, I

feel convinced, from the same limitation, aided, perhaps, by a strong

dislike to appear in leading-strings to anyone. The articles in _The

Times_ could hardly have had influence enough to cause this dislike,

which was probably the outcome of her character, but those articles

may have indicated a certain policy to her which she followed too

rigidly. This led her to slight her mother and to exclude her uncle,

as he reminded her, from the ceremonies attending her accession, her

coronation, and her marriage. In his letter written in January, 1841, a

slight bitterness of spirit and a wounded heart is shown when he says:--

“I should not have bored you by my presence, but the act of christening

is, in my eyes, a sort of closing of the first cyclus of your dear

life.” He then reminds her of his actions at her father’s death, how

he went down to Sidmouth two days before that happened, and how so

great was the Duchess’s need that she could not have left Sidmouth

had he not been there to settle everything for her; and how, when

the little party arrived in London, they were treated very unkindly

by George IV. The copy of this letter, which is to be found in “The

Letters of Queen Victoria,” recently published by command of His late

Majesty, ends with: “I wished to assist at the christening of the

little Princess, an event which is of great importance....” It is

something of a relief to know that he _was_ one of the sponsors to

the Princess Royal.

When about a year later the Prince of Wales was christened, a great

debate arose as to who should be the chief godfather, and Stockmar

advised the exclusion of Leopold on the ground that both he and the

King of Hanover could not be invited, and if the Belgian King were

sponsor the Hanoverian King would be very angry; so to avoid this a

mutually friendly Sovereign was asked to stand, and the King of Prussia

accepted the invitation, Ernest of Hanover being furiously angry and

considering himself slighted. This led to an attempt at pacification

when Princess Alice was christened, and he was then invited to be

sponsor. He promised to fill the post, and arrived in London two or

three days after that fixed for the ceremony, “everyone asking why

the King did not arrive or why the christening was not put off.” He

stayed some weeks, showing that he resented the fact that Victoria

occupied the throne of his fathers, and trying to belittle Prince

Albert. During his visit Princess Augusta, daughter of the Duke of

Cambridge, was married to the Grand Duke of Mecklenburg-Strelitz. All

the Royalties were at the wedding, and there was a little amusing

byplay in the vestry when names were appended to the register. While

Victoria was signing the King of Hanover slipped to her side, intending

to take the pen from her and add his name in front of Prince Albert;

but the Queen saw his design and moved quickly round the table to where

the Prince stood, had the book passed to her there, made her signature,

and then gave the pen to the Prince, so by the time Ernest had also got

round the table the deed was done. Once while in London the King asked

the Prince to go for a walk with him, but the latter objected that they

might be troubled with crowds.

“Oh, never mind that,” replied the King; “I was still more unpopular

than you are now, and used to walk about with perfect impunity.”

Altogether he seems to have annoyed his niece very much, for she

refused to go to Ascot that year, and it was currently reported that

the reason was that she would have been obliged to have a houseparty

at Windsor, which would have necessitated the inclusion of the King of

Hanover among her guests.

While writing of christenings, I might tell the story of how the

escort for the King of Prussia went to fetch him from Ostend. The

squadron was under the command of Lord Hardwick, and it had a series

of adventures which ought to justify the theory of ill-luck. His ship

was the _Firebrand_, and it, with several other steamers and

frigates, prepared to start on the Tuesday. Just as steam got up the

_Firebrand_ upheld its name by bursting its boiler. This was

repaired during the day, and they started at night, promptly going

aground in the darkness without getting damaged; but in the fog,

which was very thick, one of the companion steamers ran into the

_Firebrand_ and broke off its figure-head. The third steamer ran

ashore and could not be moved. In defiance of the advice of the pilots,

Lord Hardwick insisted upon pushing on to the Nore. There it was found

that the two frigates would, though the reason was not given, be unable

to cross the Channel, and the second steamer broke her paddles, so the

_Firebrand_ steamed alone into Ostend Harbour at about the time

that the King arrived there. The King decided to remain with the King

of the Belgians that night, and Lord Hardwick remained on his ship.

Just as he got to bed his cook walked over the ship’s side into the

water, and one of the sailors slipped down the ladder and got hold of

him. Lord Hardwick rushed on deck in his shirt, and, shouting for a

boat, threw out a rope to the sailor and asked if he had got the cook

safe.

“Yes,” said the man, who was so deep in the water that it was up to his

neck, “yes, I’ve got his head tight between my knees.”

Fortunately at that moment a boat took them both in, the cook

apparently dead. However, hot blankets, rubbing, and the pump restored

animation, and Lord Hardwick was the longest sufferer, as he caught a

very severe cold.

The economic conditions were so bad at this time that scarcely

anything could raise the mob to enthusiasm. Why should a man with an

empty stomach throw his hat in the air and shout for joy because his

Queen passes him in the street? It is far more likely that he will

scowl and say, “She has every luxury; I have nothing,” as he would say

it of any rich person. Fanny Kemble discoursed upon the attitude of

the people during the visit of the King of Prussia, saying that the

concourse was immense, but that she was much surprised at the entire

want of excitement and enthusiasm in the vast multitude who thronged

and all but choked up the Queen’s way. All hats were lifted, but there

was not a hatful of cheers, and the whole thing produced a disagreeable

effect of coldness, indifference, and constraint. She went on to say

that one person believed that it was nineteenth-century breeding which

was too exquisite to allow of the mob shouting; and another person, who

was a very warm Whig, thought the silence was to be accounted for by

Paisley starvation and Windsor banquets. She concluded that when Horace

Wilson was crossing the Park at the time that the Queen was driving

through it, there was some, but not much, decided hissing.

When Queen Victoria found herself compelled to accept Peel as her

chief Minister, she did not attempt to break off all intercourse with

Lord Melbourne, though great pressure was put upon her from all sides,

and especially by Stockmar, to make her refrain from either seeing

him or writing to him. Both she absolutely refused to do, and for a

time letters passed constantly between them. The German Baron grew

almost hysterical over these letters, and did not hesitate to convey

to Lord Melbourne his conviction that he was acting dishonourably and

jeopardising the Queen’s honour, for nothing would convince him that

Melbourne was not basely discussing politics with Her Majesty, doing

all in his power to undermine Peel’s work, and nursing the prospect

of a return to the headship of affairs himself. Stockmar acted always

upon the supposition that men were evil, and Melbourne’s honour and

magnanimity had no weight with him. Peel, however, was more just.

Before he went to the Queen, Melbourne sent him a message, advising

him of the things that the Queen liked or disliked, and doing his

utmost to help his rival to obtain the Queen’s favour. On the receipt

of this message Peel said how kind it was of Lord Melbourne, and,

on the subject of the Queen’s friendship for her old Minister being

mentioned, added that it was ridiculous to suppose that he could feel

any jealousy, that he had full reliance on the Queen’s fairness, and

that implicit confidence was the wisest course.

It is worthy of note that at the first dinner-party given to her new

Ministers the programme of the evening was changed. The Queen was very

gracious and good-humoured with Aberdeen, Peel, the Duke, and others.

But when they went into the drawing-room Melbourne’s chair was gone,

and, instead of showing herself interested in her guests, all the

Ministers were set down to whist, so that there was no possibility of

conversation. Victoria herself sat at her round table with Lady de la

Warr and Lady Portman, and there was practically silence. That an

exchange of ideas, not on political matters, might have been pleasant

to the gentlemen, did not enter the little lady’s head.

Melbourne behaved with great courtesy to Stockmar, but he did not

promise not to write to the Queen nor to answer her letters. Of all

the people he knew, he loved her best; for four years he had been her

constant companion and adviser; he had watched her with fatherly care

through her trials, her mistakes, and her good fortune, and he took

a pride in the development of character which he detected. He was

ambitious for her, and believed that she was capable of greatness, and

he did not in the least share Stockmar’s Teutonic hope that the Queen

would be gradually absorbed in the nursery and leave affairs of State

to other minds. The letters that passed between them had little or no

reference to State affairs, and could have in no way been objected to

by Peel if he had seen them.

From this time until his death there was an element of tragedy in the

life of the ex-Premier. He was given by Stockmar--who first instructed

the Prince as to his decisions and what he should say, and then acted

as the mouthpiece for the Prince’s borrowed sentiments--the alternative

either of obliterating himself as a politician, or of banishing

himself entirely from the Queen’s friendship. A short time after the

change of Government Victoria asked him to come and stay a few days

at Windsor, and not knowing how this would be regarded, yet wishing

to accept, Melbourne wrote to Prince Albert to know if such a visit

would be feasible. Albert was afraid to accept the responsibility,

and consulted Stockmar, who wrote a memorandum charging the late Prime

Minister with committing an _essential injustice_ to Sir Robert

Peel by continuing to correspond with the Queen, and also by asking the

Prince to give an opinion upon this suggested visit.

He sent Anson, who admired and loved his old master, to deliver this

condemnation. Melbourne read the memorandum twice attentively with

compressed lips. Then Anson repeated the lesson Stockmar had taught him

in addition, saying that he had better meet the Queen first in general

society in London, that the Prince thought that Melbourne’s own sense

of right should have enabled him to decide about his visit, and that

his recent speech in the House of Lords, which identified him with the

Opposition, added another impediment to his seeing Her Majesty.

Melbourne had been sitting on a sofa, and at this he jumped up,

striding up and down the room exclaiming “in a violent frenzy,” I quote

from Baron Stockmar, “God eternally damn it!--&c., &c. Flesh and blood

cannot stand this. I only spoke upon the defensive, which Ripon’s

speech at the beginning of the session rendered quite necessary. I

cannot be expected to give up my position in the country, neither do I

think that it is to the Queen’s interest that I should.”

Melbourne continued to lead the Opposition, and when affairs were more

settled he occasionally went to see the Queen, but after he had a

slight stroke he seemed a broken man, never recovering his strength.

In December, 1843, Georgiana Liddell wrote of him: “Lord Melbourne

goes away to-day. He was not well yesterday, and had a slight touch

of gout; it always makes me sad to see him, he is so changed.” When

the Queen visited Chatsworth Melbourne was invited to make one of the

guests, which gave him great pleasure, though it was doubtful whether

the excitement was good for him, for a dreadful depression seized upon

him afterwards, for he knew that his day was over, and chafed and

fretted under the knowledge.

Another man who was beginning to show many signs of age was the Duke of

Wellington, of whom Greville said, I think erroneously, that “he was

a great man in little things, but a little man in great matters.” All

through the years from about 1834 Society seems to have been watching

for the Duke’s collapse. In June, 1838, one diarist remarked: “It is

a sad thing to see how the Duke is altered in appearance, and what a

stride old age has made upon him. He is much deafer than he was, he

is whiter, his head is bent, his shoulders are raised, and there are

muscular twitches in his face, not altogether new, but of a more marked

character.”

Prince Albert had the good sense to make a personal friend of this the

most remarkable man in the kingdom. Someone gives an account of the

two pacing the garden together in earnest conversation, and on passing

them being amused to find that the Duke was giving a long discourse

about larders, “it might have been a French cook instead of the great

hero of Waterloo.” When the changes of administration occurred in 1841,

it was the Duke who gave expression to Albert’s desire that those who

came into office should be of “spotless character.” However strongly

Wellington at one time opposed the repeal of the Corn Laws, he lived

to be proud of the deed, for his death did not take place until 1852.

[Illustration: THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON.]

As to the “spotless character” upon which the Prince insisted from the

men forming the new Tory Administration, it naturally caused terrible

mortification and anger among those able men who could not show a clean

bill morally; and in spite of the excellent principle it contained it

was likely to be a public danger, as it is by no means proved that the

most moral man is also the best statesman. However, the Prince adhered

to this all his life, thus doing much to purify English society, and

after his death the Queen became much more strict than he had been

on this point; indeed, it is doubtful whether Mrs. Norton would have

been as kindly received in 1870 as she was in 1840. Lady Cardigan

remarks that in 1857 “the Court was as narrow-minded as when poor Flora

Hastings had been the victim of its lying slander.” But there was a

difference; in 1839 the persecution of Flora Hastings had nothing to

do with principle, it was caused by impulse and prejudice; in later

years it became a principle that no woman, innocent or guilty, against

whom slander had breathed, should set foot within the Palace. It was

not so much a horror of sin itself as a conventional idea that the

Court must set a good example, and according to the lax standard of

Victorian times it was enough that the woman should suffer, the man

was only banished if he were extremely and publicly bad. Even now our

standard has risen, and we are beginning to think a light man as odious

as a light woman, and are certainly not in favour of punishing one and

letting the other off.

One curious prejudice that the Queen developed was her strong sentiment

against a second marriage, she herself being the child of a happy

second marriage, and feeling a great affection for her half-sister.

This must have arisen from the sentimental side of her love for her

husband, making her feel that so intimate a union as that of marriage

could only be possible with one person, only she translated “possible”

into “moral.” I do not think it was caused by any excess of religious

convictions, for the Queen was not a slave to religious form, though

she was devout. In 1844 she held a Drawing Room on the 25th of March,

which was not only in Lent, but on the day of the Annunciation. “The

Calverts are so shocked, and seem to think that Her Majesty will come

to a sense of the enormity she is committing as Head of the Church and

put off the Drawing Room. However, that remains to be seen!” writes a

chronicler of small events.

Victoria gradually became absorbed in her new Government and new Prime

Minister, and by 1844 had forgotten the old party almost as though it

did not exist; indeed, in spite of the desire for aloofness from party

politics expressed by Albert, she now seemed to regard the Whigs much

as she once had regarded the Tories. Thus when the Russian Emperor came

to England, and she gave parties in his honour, she invited all the

Tories to meet him, and made a sparing choice among her old friends.

So Lord John Russell, the then most noted leader among the Whigs, was

left out of everything, and was never presented to the Emperor at all.

Melbourne was, however, included, and the Emperor thanked him for

coming to the breakfast and affording him the opportunity of meeting

him.

But as the years went, Her Majesty saw less and less of the man without

whom at one time she seemed unable to exist; the letters between them

became restricted to the briefest notes at long intervals, and four

years after their official parting a contemporary noted that Melbourne

could not speak of the Queen without tears in his eyes, and another

remarked, “She never cared a farthing for any of the late Cabinet but

Melbourne, and has apparently ceased to care for him.”

This was not really according to fact; the Queen always felt an

affection for her old Prime Minister, but as she grew more experienced

she realised that his advice, though the best he could give, had not

always been perfect, and that she in her girlish enthusiasm had not

always seen things in their right proportion; thus, too late, she

grew critical, and that somewhat altered her estimation of him. She

also became more and more confident of Peel’s power to help her, and

had little time to spend in writing to the man who was no longer of

importance. “She never forgot to write him on his birthday,” one

biographer announces triumphantly, but she did more than that, though

the poor lonely Melbourne brooded sometimes until he felt himself

neglected. It was unfortunate that he allowed his mind to dwell so much

on his few years of Royal companionship and favour, that he found the

knowledge of his failing powers so painful, and that he ever dreamed of

taking the leadership of the House again. When the O’Connell trial was

nearing its close, he remarked:

“There is not much chance of the House of Commons coming to a vote

against Government; but still such a thing is possible, and I was kept

awake half the night thinking, suppose such a thing did occur, and I

was sent for to Windsor, what advice I should give the Queen.”... “It

kept me awake,” he repeated, “and I determined that I would advise her

not to let Mr. O’Connell be brought up for judgment.”

Once the Queen’s prejudice against Peel had disappeared, she felt more

comfortable under his Government and its large majorities than she

had done with the Whigs; and when Peel resigned at the end of 1845 in

consequence of the publication by Delane of his new Corn Law policy,

she felt as upset, they say, as when Melbourne resigned in 1839. She

could do nothing, however, but send for Lord John Russell, and knowing

how Melbourne would feel about being left out she wrote to him, saying

that she knew that his health would preclude his taking office, but she

hoped he would come and give her his counsel. She was at Cowes at the

time, and he replied that he could not face the little crossing, it

would be as bad for him as a voyage over the ocean. However, in spite

of Russell’s gallant attempts, the somewhat overbearing Palmerston

stood in the way of a Whig Cabinet. The Queen feared his foreign

policy, and many of his colleagues disliked him. “Lord Palmerston

is redeemed from the last extremity of political degradation by his

cook,” was the spiteful saying of one of his opponents. So Peel came to

the Queen’s assistance, and she received him back as joyfully almost

as she had received Melbourne in 1839. It was not the Queen’s ladies

this time, but the Queen’s Foreign Minister, who reinstated the old

Government.

In 1842 the Queen and the Prince went on a visit to Scotland by boat.

They were from all accounts charming on the journey, which was a slow

one, taking three days; they took great interest in the ship, dining

on deck in the midst of the sailors, making them dance, talking to the

boatswain, &c. But Victoria got tired and impatiently wanted to land;

as it was useless to do that before she arrived at Grantham Pier she

became annoyed; as Greville says, her fault was impatience, inability

to bear contradiction, and a desire always to go ahead. Thus as soon

as she got into her carriage at Edinburgh, orders were given that the

coachman should drive as fast as possible. At first they could scarcely

move, for in its enthusiasm the crowd broke all bounds, pressed the

soldiers out of the procession, and crushed close up to the carriage.

When at last it was disengaged, the coachman went at a gallop through

the city, the Queen being seen by no one. People had then, as now, been

foolish enough to give great sums for windows and seats, the crowds

which lined the streets had been waiting for hours, great labour had

been spent to decorate the place, and all that a carriage might dash

along bearing a Queen who did not see her subjects through a multitude

of people who did not believe that she would have treated them so badly.

Honestly I think the explanation of her motive given by Greville

and others is wrong, and that the dash through Edinburgh was caused

by nervousness. Paisley was looked upon as one of the centres of

disaffection, and Peel was in a state of fear about the whole

expedition, acknowledging at the end of one day that “we have just

completed the very nervous operation of taking the Queen in a low open

carriage from Dalkeith to Dalway, sixteen miles through Canongate and

High Street, and back by Leith in the evening.”

Thus when the street crowd hustled the soldiers and pressed so

unceremoniously upon the Royal _cortège_, I think the whole party

was inspired with fear for the Queen’s safety, and got out of the town

as quickly as possible. This very nearly brought about the result

dreaded, for the Edinburgh people were very angry; they talked of

abandoning the illuminations, and a public riot nearly took place. This

was prevented, however, by the immediate arrangement being made for a

great procession on another day.

In 1843 the Royal pair went to visit the French King at Eu, Victoria’s

first visit to the Continent. Everything was done to please the

visitors, but Lady Bloomfield gives an amusing account of the details.

She says that there were curious contradictions in the stateliness of

the arrangements made by the King for their comfort. The carriages sent

to fetch the Royal party from the shore were char-a-bancs, and though

the first was drawn by twelve caparisoned horses they were large and

clumsy animals. There was but one driver in front, and three footmen in

State livery behind, with many outriders in all kinds of liveries on

all sorts of horses, some of them wretched beasts. The chief amusement

each day was to go for a picnic, driving for several hours to a wood or

a ruin over unmade roads with deep ruts and huge stones, the folk in

the char-a-bancs being bumped and shaken to pieces. One night the Corps

de l’Opera came from Paris to play before the visitors, and brought

with them two pieces for selection, one ridiculing the English, and the

other too improper to be acted before the Queen.

It was on the 29th of May in 1842 that a second mad attempt was made

on Her Majesty’s life, and it needed but one instance of this sort

to prove how courageous were both the Queen and her husband. She was

returning from church on the Sunday, and the ladies in the second

carriage noticed that the Royal carriage stopped in Birdcage Walk.

On reaching the Palace they also noticed that the Prince looked very

annoyed and went away with the equerries; the Queen, who was quite calm

and collected, going as usual up the grand staircase to her apartments,

talking to her ladies, discussing the sermon and dismissing them as was

her custom. The next day Matilda Paget and Georgiana Liddell remained

all the afternoon expecting a summons to drive with the Queen, but none

came, and at about six o’clock Her Majesty departed with Prince Albert

in an open carriage. Georgiana went for a walk in the Palace gardens,

grumbling that she had been kept in for nothing, but when she got back

she was horrified to learn that the Queen had been shot at by a lad

named Francis. In the evening Victoria broke off a conversation with

Sir Robert Peel to say:

“I dare say, Georgy, you were surprised at not driving with me this

afternoon, but as we returned from church yesterday a man presented

a pistol at the carriage window, which flashed in the pan; we were

so taken by surprise that he had time to escape, so I knew what was

hanging over me, and was determined to expose no life but my own.” She

added that when the young man had fired again that afternoon the report

had been less loud than it was when Oxford fired at her, and that she

should not have noticed it had she not been expecting it the whole time

she was driving.

This youth of twenty was transported, but six weeks later a hunchback

named Bean was seen to present a pistol at Her Majesty, and was

taken into custody, but there was a difficulty in that the police

would not at first believe in the charge, and let the man go. Thus,

when convinced that the matter was serious, they collected all the

hunchbacks they could find until they had about sixty at the police

station. Admiral Knox says of this in one of his letters:

“Did you see in the papers the account of the attempt on the life

of the Queen? You know it was by a hunchback boy, and I heard that

when the police set out in pursuit of him, all the hunchbacks in the

neighbourhood were arrested. There were no less than fifty or sixty

assembled at the station house, and they were all quarrelling and

fighting, each saying to the other, ‘Now confess that you did it, and

let us off.’ I think it must have been a most absurd scene.”

Bean, however, was recognised, and as his attempt had been only of a

half-hearted sort, he was sentenced to eighteen months’ imprisonment.

These foolish actions were really induced by a desire for notoriety,

and they bring to mind the boy Jones who on several occasions was found

secreted in the palace, his inquisitiveness leading to definite results

and much needed reform.

This boy, when about fifteen, first appeared in December of 1838, in

the dress of a sweep, being found in the marble hall of Buckingham

Palace at five o’clock in the morning. He made a dart for the door, but

was captured in the Palace gardens. He had either come down a chimney

or tried to get up one, for marks of soot were found in many bedrooms.

A sword and some linen had been taken from one room, in another he

had well larded himself with bear’s-grease, in another he had broken

a valuable picture of Queen Victoria and abstracted two letters. He

told various tales, saying that he had lived in the Palace for months

and had been behind a chair when Cabinet meetings had been held, also

that he came from Hertfordshire. However, he was proved to be the son

of a tailor named Jones, who lived in York Street, Westminster, and it

was also proved that he had always stated a determination to see the

inside of the Palace. When he was tried the matter was regarded as an

escapade, and he went free.

This youth had been entirely forgotten when, eleven days after the

birth of the Princess Royal in 1841, a young man was discovered lying

under the sofa in the Queen’s dressing-room, which adjoined the chamber

in which she lay. He was short, dirty, repulsive-looking, and about

seventeen. It was Jones again, who said he had entered the Palace twice

by scaling the wall and getting in at a window, and had been there from

Tuesday night to one o’clock on Thursday morning, secreting himself

under different beds. He said he had sat on the throne and heard the

baby cry. His punishment was three months in the House of Correction.

Of him Samuel Rogers said he must be a descendant of In-i-go Jones,

and _The Satirist_ and other papers treated him to a few remarks,

among them being:--

“Now he in chains and in the prison garb is

Mourning the crime that couples _Jones with darbies_.”

Jones left prison on March 2nd, and on the 15th of that month one of

the extra sergeants of police put on in the Palace in consequence of

these incursions, saw someone peeping through a glass door in the

Marble Hall. It was Jones again, who had raided the pantries and

carried a selection of food to a Royal apartment, where he had been

feasting. He had another three months in the House of Correction

with the addition of hard labour, and when that was over he was

persuaded--persuaded sounds better than compelled, though it sometimes

means the same thing--to go to sea. _Punch_ gave an amusing

account of his exploits, which ended with the following lines:--

“One night, returnin’ home to bed,

I walked through Pim-li-co,

And twiggin’ of the Palass, sed,

‘I’m Jones, and In-i-go.’

But afore I could get out, my boys,

Polliseman 20A,

He caught me by the corderoys,

And lugged me right away.

My cuss upon Lord Melbun, and

On Johnny Russ-al-so,

That forced me from my native land

Across the vaves to go-o-oh.

But all their spiteful arts is vain

My spirits down to keep;

I hope I’ll soon git back again,

To take another peep.”

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