_Question._ Why are the days in summer longer than those in winter?
_Answer._ Because they are warmer and therefore expand.
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Illustration: _Visitor._ "LUCKY TO FIND A HAIRDRESSER IN A SMALL
VILLAGE LIKE THIS."
_Native._ "WELL, BE RIGHTS IT'S MY SON'S BUSINESS AND 'E'S AWAY; BUT
I'VE DONE A WUNNERFUL DEAL OF 'ORSE-CLIPPIN'."
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