MR. SMILLIE. "YES, I KNOW. BUT I DIDN'T REALISE YOU'D BE SO UGLY."

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Illustration: "YES, A NICE LITTLE BUS. BUT I SAY, OLD TOP, THE

FOOTBOARDS ARE DEUCEDLY LOW. IF YOU RAN OVER ANYONE YOU MIGHT BE

CAPSIZED--WHAT?"

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