The Babe on the Doorstep
It was midnight in Tinkletown, many months after the events mentioned in
the foregoing chapters, and a blizzard was raging. The February wind
rasped through the bare trees, shrieked around the corners of lightless
houses and whipped its way through the scurrying snow with all the rage
of a lion. The snow, on account of the bitter cold in the air, did not
fly in big flakes, but whizzed like tiny bullets, cutting the flesh of
men and beasts like the sting of wasps. It was a good night to be
indoors over a roaring fire or in bed between extra blankets. No one,
unless commanded by emergency, had the temerity to be abroad that night.
The Crow family snoozed comfortably in spite of the calliope shrieks of
the wind. The home of the town marshal was blanketed in peace and the
wind had no terrors for its occupants. They slept the sleep of the
toasted. The windows may have rattled a bit, perhaps, and the shutters
may have banged a trifle too remorselessly, but the Crows were not to be
disturbed.
The big, old-fashioned clock in the hall downstairs was striking twelve
when Anderson Crow awoke with a start. He was amazed, for to awake in
the middle of the night was an unheard-of proceeding for him. He caught
the clang of the last five strokes from the clock, however, and was
comforting himself with the belief that it was five o'clock, after all,
when his wife stirred nervously.
"Are you awake, Anderson?" she asked softly.
"Yes, Eva, and it's about time to get up. It jest struck five. Doggone,
it's been blowin' cats and dogs outside, ain't it?" he yawned.
"Five? It's twelve-now, don't tell me you counted the strokes, because I
did myself. Ain't it queer we should both git awake at this unearthly
hour?"
"Well," murmured he sleepily now that it was not five o'clock, "it's a
mighty good hour to go back to sleep ag'in, I reckon."
"I thought I heard a noise outside," she persisted.
"I don't blame you," he said, chuckling. "It's been out there all
night."
"I mean something besides the wind. Sounded like some one walkin' on the
front porch."
"Now, look here, Eva, you ain't goin' to git me out there in this
blizzard--in my stockin' feet--lookin' fer robbers--"
"Just the same, Anderson, I'm sure I heard some one. Mebby it's some
poor creature freezin' an' in distress. If I was you, I'd go and look
out there. Please do."
"Doggone, Eva, if you was me you'd be asleep instid of huntin' up
trouble on a night like this. They ain't nothin' down there an'
you--but, by cracky! mebby you're right. Supposin' there is some poor
cuss out there huntin' a place to sleep. I'll go and look;" and Mr.
Crow, the most tender-hearted man in the world, crawled shiveringly but
quickly from the warm bed. In his stocking feet--Anderson slept in his
socks on those bitter nights--he made his way down the front stairs,
grumbling but determined. Mrs. Crow followed close behind, anxious to
verify the claim that routed him from his nest.
"It may be a robber," she chattered, as he pulled aside a front window
curtain. Anderson drew back hastily.
"Well, why in thunder didn't you say so before?" he gasped. "Doggone,
Eva, that's no way to do! He might 'a' fired through the winder at me."
"But he's in the house by this time, if it was a robber," she
whispered. "He wouldn't stand out on the porch all night."
"That's right," he whispered in reply. "You're a good deducer, after
all. I wish I had my dark lantern. Thunderation!" He stubbed his toe
against the sewing machine. There is nothing that hurts more than
unintentional contact with a sewing machine. "Why in sixty don't you
light a light, Eva? How can I--"
"Listen!" she whispered shrilly. "Hear that? Anderson, there's some one
walkin' on the porch!"
"'y gosh!" faltered he. "Sure as Christmas! You wait here, Eva, till I
go upstairs an' put on my badge and I'll--"
"I'll do nothing of the kind. You don't ketch me stayin' down here
alone," and she grabbed the back of his nightshirt as he started for the
stairs.
"Sho! What air you afeerd of? I'll get my revolver, too. I never did see
such a coward'y calf as--"
Just then there was a tremendous pounding on the front door, followed by
the creaking of footsteps on the frozen porch, a clatter down the steps,
and then the same old howling of the wind. The Crows jumped almost out
of their scanty garments, and then settled down as if frozen to the
spot. It was a full minute before Anderson found his voice--in advance
of Mrs. Crow at that, which was more than marvellous.
"What was that?" he chattered.
"A knock!" she gasped.
"Some neighbour's sick."
"Old Mrs. Luce. Oh, goodness, how my heart's going!"
"Why don't you open the door, Eva?"
"Why don't you? It's your place."
"But, doggone it, cain't you see--I mean feel--that I ain't got hardly
any clothes on? I'd ketch my death o' cold, an' besides--"
"Well, I ain't got as much on as you have. You got socks on an'--"
"But supposin' it's a woman," protested he. "You wouldn't want a woman
to see me lookin' like this, would you? Go ahead an'--"
"I suppose you'd like to have a man see me like this. I ain't used to
receivin' men in--but, say, whoever it was, is gone. Didn't you hear the
steps? Open the door, Anderson. See what it is."
And so, after much urging, Anderson Crow unbolted his front door and
turned the knob. The wind did the rest. It almost blew the door off its
hinges, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Crow back against the wall. A gale of snow
swept over them.
"Gee!" gasped Anderson, crimping his toes. Mrs. Crow was peering under
his arm.
"Look there!" she cried. Close to the door a large bundle was lying.
"A present from some one!" speculated Mr. Crow; but some seconds passed
before he stooped to pick it up. "Funny time fer Santy to be callin'
'round. Wonder if he thinks it's next Christmas."
"Be careful, Anderson; mebby it's an infernal machine!" cried his wife.
"Well, it's loaded, 'y ginger," he grunted as straightened up in the
face of the gale. "Shut the door, Eva! Cain't you see it's snowin'?"
"I'll bet it was Joe Ramsey leavin' a sack o' hickor' nuts fer us," she
said eagerly, slamming the door.
"You better bolt the door. He might change his mind an' come back fer
'em," observed her husband. "It don't feel like hickor' nuts. Why, Eva,
it's a baskit--a reg'lar clothes baskit. What in thunder do--"
"Let's get a light out by the kitchen fire. It's too cold in here."
Together they sped to the kitchen with the mysterious offering from the
blizzard. There was a fire in the stove, which Anderson replenished,
while Eva began to remove the blankets and packing from the basket,
which she had placed on the hearth. Anderson looked on eagerly.
"Lord!" fell from the lips of both as the contents of the basket were
exposed to their gaze.
A baby, alive and warm, lay packed in the blankets, sound asleep and
happy. For an interminable length of time the Crows, _en dishabille_,
stood and gazed open-mouthed and awed at the little stranger. Ten
minutes later, after the ejaculations and surmises, after the tears and
expletives, after the whole house had been aroused, Anderson Crow was
plunging amiably but aimlessly through the snowstorm in search of the
heartless wretch who had deposited the infant on his doorstep. His top
boots scuttled up and down the street, through yards and barn lots for
an hour, but despite the fact that he carried his dark lantern and
trailed like an Indian bloodhound, he found no trace of the wanton
visitor. In the meantime, Mrs. Crow, assisted by the entire family, had
stowed the infant, a six-weeks-old girl, into a warm bed, ministering to
the best of her ability to its meagre but vociferous wants. There was no
more sleep in the Crow establishment that night. The head of the house
roused a half dozen neighbours from their beds to tell them of the
astounding occurrence, with the perfectly natural result that one and
all hurried over to see the baby and to hear the particulars.
Early next morning Tinkletown wagged with an excitement so violent that
it threatened to end in a municipal convulsion. Anderson Crow's home was
besieged. The snow in his front yard was packed to an icy consistency by
the myriad of footprints that fell upon it; the interior of the house
was "tracked" with mud and slush and three window panes were broken by
the noses of curious but unwelcome spectators. Altogether, it was a
sensation unequalled in the history of the village. Through it all the
baby blinked and wept and cooed in perfect peace, guarded by Mrs. Crow
and the faithful progeny who had been left by the stork, and not by a
mysterious stranger.
The missionary societies wanted to do something heroic, but Mrs. Crow
headed them off; the sewing circle got ready to take charge of affairs,
but Mrs. Crow punctured the project; figuratively, the churches ached
for a chance to handle the infant, but Mrs. Crow stood between. And all
Tinkletown called upon Anderson Crow to solve the mystery before it was
a day older.
"It's purty hard to solve a mystery that's got six weeks' start o' me,"
said Anderson despairingly, "but I'll try, you bet. The doggone thing's
got a parent or two somewhere in the universe, an' I'll locate 'em er
explode somethin'. I've got a private opinion about it myself."
Whatever this private opinion might have been, it was not divulged.
Possibly something in connection with it might have accounted for the
temporary annoyance felt by nearly every respectable woman in
Tinkletown. The marshal eyed each and every one of them, irrespective of
position, condition or age, with a gleam so accusing that the Godliest
of them flushed and then turned cold. So knowing were these equitable
looks that before night every woman in the village was constrained to
believe the worst of her neighbour, and almost as ready to look with
suspicion upon herself.
One thing was certain--business was at a standstill in Tinkletown. The
old men forgot their chess and checker games at the corner store; young
men neglected their love affairs; women forgot to talk about each other;
children froze their ears rather than miss any of the talk that went
about the wintry streets; everybody was asking the question, "Whose baby
is it?"
But the greatest sensation of all came late in the day when Mrs. Crow,
in going over the garments worn by the babe, found a note addressed to
Anderson Crow. It was stitched to the baby's dress, and proved beyond
question that the strange visitor of the night before had selected not
only the house, but the individual. The note was to the point. It said:
"February 18, 1883.
"ANDERSON CROW: To your good and merciful care an unhappy creature
consigns this helpless though well-beloved babe. All the world
knows you to be a tender, loving, unselfish man and father. The
writer humbly, prayerfully implores you to care for this babe as
you would for one of your own. It is best that her origin be kept a
secret. Care for her, cherish her as your own, and at the end of
each year the sum of a thousand dollars will be paid to you as long
as she lives in your household as a member thereof. Do not seek to
find her parents. It would be a fool's errand. May God bless you
and yours, and may God care for and protect Rosalie--the name she
shall bear."
Obviously, there was no signature and absolutely no clew to the identity
of the writer. Two telegraph line repairers who had been working near
Crow's house during the night, repairing damage done by the blizzard,
gave out the news that they had seen a cloaked and mysterious-looking
woman standing near the Methodist Church just before midnight, evidently
disregarding the rage of the storm. The sight was so unusual that the
men paused and gazed at her for several minutes. One of them was about
to approach her when she turned and fled down the side street near by.
"Was she carryin' a big bundle?" asked Anderson Crow.
The men replied in the negative.
"Then she couldn't have been the party wanted. The one we're after
certainly had a big bundle."
"But, Mr. Crow, isn't it possible that these men saw her after she left
the basket at--" began the Presbyterian minister.
"That ain't the way I deduce it," observed the town detective tartly.
"In the first place, she wouldn't 'a' been standin' 'round like that if
the job was over, would she? Wouldn't she 'a' been streakin' out fer
home? 'Course she would."
"She may have paused near the church to see whether you took the child
in," persisted the divine.
"But she couldn't have saw my porch from the back end of the church."
"Nobody said she was standing back of the church," said the lineman.
"What's that? You don't mean it?" cried Anderson, pulling out of a
difficulty bravely. "That makes all the difference in the world. Why
didn't you say she was in front of the church? Cain't you see we've
wasted time here jest because you didn't have sense 'nough to--"
"Anybody ought to know it 'thout being told, you old Rube," growled the
lineman, who was from Boggs City.
"Here, now, sir, that will do you! I won't 'low no man to--"
"Anderson, be quiet!" cautioned Mrs. Crow. "You'll wake the baby!" This
started a new train of thought in Anderson's perplexed mind.
"Mebby she was waitin' there while some one--her husband, fer
instance--was leavin' the baskit," volunteered Isaac Porter humbly.
"Don't bother me, Ike; I'm thinkin' of somethin' else," muttered
Anderson. "Husband nothin'! Do you s'pose she'd 'a' trusted that baby
with a fool husband on a terrible night like that? Ladies and gentlemen,
this here baby was left by a _female_ resident of this very town." His
hearers gasped and looked at him wide-eyed. "If she has a husband, he
don't know he's the father of this here baby. Don't you see that a woman
couldn't 'a' carried a heavy baskit any great distance? She couldn't 'a'
packed it from Boggs City er New York er Baltimore, could she? She
wouldn't 'a' been strong enough. No, siree; she didn't have far to come,
folks. An' she was a woman, 'cause ain't all typewritin' done by women?
You don't hear of men typewriters, do you? People wouldn't have 'em.
Now, the thing fer me to do first is to make a house-to-house search to
see if I c'n locate a typewritin' machine anywheres. Get out of the way,
Toby. Doggone you boys, anyhow, cain't you see I want ter get started on
this job?"
"Say, Anderson," said Harry Squires, the reporter, "I'd like to ask if
there is any one in Tinkletown, male or female, who can afford to pay
you a thousand dollars a year for taking care of that kid?"
"What's that?" slowly oozed from Anderson's lips.
"You heard what I said. Say, don't you know you can bring up a kid in
this town for eleven or twelve dollars a year?"
"You don't know what you're talkin' about," burst from Anderson's
indignant lips, but he found instant excuse to retire from the circle of
speculators. A few minutes later he and his wife were surreptitiously
re-reading the note, both filled with the fear that it said $10.00
instead of $1000.