AN ANXIOUS SPECULATOR.

Hold. The Company has evidently touched bottom. Wait for the rise.

You will see from the above specimens, taken at random from a heap of

others, that I utterly deprecate panic. "Never cut losses" is the

wholesome and cheerful advice I give all my clients. There cannot be a

doubt about it being thoroughly sound; for it stands to reason if no one

were to sell out, no securities would ever fall. So, to nine out of ten

who ask my advice I invariably say, "Hold." Though I have several stocks

in prospective, the movements of which I am watching most attentively, I

have, I confess, hardly got things into proper working order yet, but I

have a grand scheme on foot that will, I fancy, take the wind out of the

sails of many hitherto successful Stockdealers. In my new system

three-and-sixpence will cover L500! Here will be a chance for even the

schoolboy to taste the delights of Monte Carlo. But more of this later.

Suffice it to say, that I have a "Combination Pool" in my eye, that if I

can only carry out with the right sort of stock, ought to make the

fortune of every one concerned.

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[Illustration: Charles Wynd'em Up.]

THEATRICAL SHORT SERVICE BILL.--CHARLES THE SECOND (WYNDHAM) is

following in the footsteps of CHARLES THE FIRST (MATHEWS) and beginning

to play several short pieces as one entertainment, instead of giving a

three-act farce or comedy, and one brief and unimportant curtain-raiser.

At least, he is _Trying It On_. How far preferable, in the summer and

autumn season, would be an evening bill of fare consisting of three

_entrees_, each of a different character, and all of first-rate quality.

The patron of the drama could pick and choose, and be satisfied with an

hour, or two hours, or three hours' entertainment. How much better for

the actor's art, too, by way of varying his _roles_. The stall people

would rather pay the present price of half a guinea for anything,

however short, which it was the fashion to see, than for a long piece

which only bores them. To see short pieces, they might come two or three

times instead of once, and the management could make a reduction on

taking a quantity.

There is a small fortune waiting for this CHARLES, or t'other CHARLES,

'yclept HAWTREY, whichever may take up the idea and work it.

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