CHAPTER I.

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STUDIES IN THE ART OF RAT-CATCHING.

BY H. C. BARKLEY,

AUTHOR OF

"MY BOYHOOD," "BETWEEN THE DANUBE AND THE BLACK SEA," ETC.

POPULAR EDITION.

LONDON:

JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET.

1896.

LONDON:

PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED,

STAMFORD STREET AND CHARING CROSS.

PREFACE.

My publisher writes to say that he, and he thinks others too, would like

to know how I ever came to write such a book as this! It came about in

this way. Some two years ago, I was about to leave England for a

considerable time, and a few days before starting, I went to stay in a

country house, full of lads and lassies, to say good-bye. One evening,

while sitting over the study fire, the subject of rat-catching came up

and, as the aged are somewhat wont to do, I babbled on about past days

and various rat-catching experiences, till one of the boys exclaimed,

"I say, what sport it would be if they would only teach rat-catching at

school! Wouldn't I just work hard then, that's all!"

The stories came to an end at bed-time, and I was then pressed by my

hearers to write from foreign lands some more of my old reminiscences,

and I readily gave a promise to do so. In this way most of the following

stories were written; and in writing them, I endeavoured to carry out

the idea that they were exercises to be used in schools.

I don't anticipate that head-masters will very generally adopt the book

in their schools; but I hope it may, in some few instances, give boys a

taste for a wholesome country pastime.

The characters and incidents are rough, very rough, pen and ink sketches

of real people and scenes, and the dogs are all dear friends of past

days.

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER I. _Page_

The Ferret Family--Crossed with the Polecat--Choosing

Ferrets--Hutches--Feeding Ferrets--"Bar the

Tail"--Handling Ferrets 8

CHAPTER II.

Bag _versus_ Box--Ferrets Fighting--The Ratting Spade--

Ratting Tools--Hints to Schoolmasters--Learning

Dog-Language--With a Scold in the Voice--Dogs'

Kennel--Treating Dogs Kindly--Dogs in their Proper Place 23

CHAPTER III.

Aristocratic _versus_ Plutocratic--Come-by-Chance--Chance's

Friend--Nondescript Tinker--Grindum--How I got Grindum--

Grindum's Friends--Jack and his Sister--"Jack Took Me"--

End of an Ugly Story--Grindum's First Rat--Pepper and Wasp 42

CHAPTER IV.

A Day's Ratting--An Autumn Walk--"Steady, Dogs, Steady"--A

Ferret Disabled--Rats up a Pollard--A Rat-catcher's

Picnic--Rats in a Drain--A Weary Walk Home--"Kennel, Dogs,

Kennel" 67

CHAPTER V.

A Poor Day's Ratting--A Rat in a Queer Place--Rats in

my Lady's Chamber--Rats in a House--Slaughter in a

Cellar--Dead Rats in a House 85

CHAPTER VI.

A November Day--A Laid-up Ferret--A Tramp Home in the

Wet--A Snug Evening--Things Students should Know--Muzzling

Ferrets--Sucking Blood--A Strange Use for a Dog's Tail 96

CHAPTER VII.

Rabbit Catching--Tools for Rabbit Catching--An Easy Day's

Rabbiting--Ferreting a Bank--A Deep Dig in the Sand--A

Day with the Purse Nets--Necessity of Silence--Ferrets

without Muzzles--How to Kill Rabbits 113

CHAPTER VIII.

Trip to the Seaside--Surveying the Hunting Ground--A View

from the Cliffs--A Sea View--The Rector's Daughter--Doctoring

the Burrows--Running out Nets--"Hie in, Good Dogs" 130

CHAPTER IX.

The Beginning of a Storm--A Ship in Distress--The Village

Harbour--A Fisherman's Home--Little Jack, the Cripple--

Waiting for the Boats--A Rough Old Fish-Wife--The Return

of the Fishermen 147

CHAPTER X.

The Rector's Story--A Ship in Danger Running Straight on the

Rocks--To the Rescue--Watching the Boat--Breaking up of the

Ship--Beyond the Storms of Life--Life in the Little One--

Nature's Gifts--What a Hodge-Podge 165

INTRODUCTION.

ADDRESSED TO ALL SCHOOLBOYS.

Ever since I was a boy, and ah! long, long before that, I fancy, the one

great anxiety of parents of the upper and middle classes blessed with

large families has been, "What are we to do with our boys?" and the cry

goes on increasing, being intensified by the depreciation in the value

of land, and by our distant colonies getting a little overstocked with

young gentlemen, who have been banished to them by thousands, to

struggle and strive, sink or swim, as fate wills it. At home, all

professions are full and everything has been tried; and, go where you

will, even the children of the noble may be found wrestling with those

of the middle and working classes for every piece of bread that falls in

the gutter. Nothing is _infra dig._ that brings in a shilling, and all

has been and is being tried. The sons of the great are to be found

shoulder to shoulder with "Tommy Atkins," up behind a hansom cab,

keeping shops, selling wines, horses, cigars, coals, and generally

endeavouring feebly to shoulder the son of the working man out of the

race over the ropes. Fortunately Heaven tempers the wind to the shorn

lamb, and I believe it has done so now. I believe kind Dame Nature

during the last summer has stepped in and opened out an honourable path

for many gentlemen's sons, that I think will be their salvation, and at

all events, if it does not make them all rich, will, if they only follow

it, make them most useful members of society and keep them out of

mischief and out of their mammas' snug drawing-rooms. I have followed

the path myself, and, after fifty years' tramp down it, have been forced

to abandon it owing to gout and rheumatism. I have not picked up a big

fortune at it, or become celebrated, except quite locally; but I have

had a good time and helped the world in general, and am content with my

past life.

I was the son of a worthy country parson, who in my youth proposed to me

in turn to become a judge, a bishop, a general, a Gladstone, a Nelson, a

Sir James Paget, and a ritualistic curate; but when talking to me on the

subject the good old man always said, "Mind, my boy, though I propose

these various positions for you, yet, if you have any decided preference

yourself, I will not thwart you, I will not fly in the face of nature."

For some time I thought I should rather like to be a bishop, and to this

day I think I should have made a good one; but _the_ voice spoke at

last, and my destiny was settled.

With the modest capital of five shillings given me by my father, and a

mongrel terrier, given me by a poacher who had to go into retirement for

killing a pheasant and half killing a keeper, I began my career as

a--but I had better give you one of my professional cards. Here it is--

BOB JOY,

RAT-CATCHER

_To H.R.H. The Prince of Wales,

The Nobility and Gentry._

I had a struggle at first. Rats, full-grown ones, only fetched twopence

each, and the system adopted by farmers of letting their rat-killing,

for, say, three pounds a year for a farm of 400 acres, almost broke me;

but I stuck to my profession, and do not regret having done so.

In those days, and during all my active life, I have had to work to

live, owing to the constant scarcity of rats; but if I managed to make a

living then, what might not be done now, when Nature has sent the rat to

our homesteads by thousands, and farmers and others are being eaten off

the face of the earth by them?

Why, my dear young friends, your fortune stares you in the face, and you

have only to stretch out your hand and grasp it--no! I have made a

mistake: you have a little more to do--you have, first, to learn your

profession, which is no easy matter; and to enable you to do this, I

intend writing the following book for the use of schools (which I

herewith dedicate to the Head Masters of Eton, Harrow, Westminster,

Rugby, and all other schools); but in placing this book on your

school-desk, allow me to say that it is no good having it there through

the long school hours unless you open it, read it, and deeply ponder

over it; and more, my dear boys, let me pray that you will take it home

with you, and, casting aside your usual holiday task, study it well,

and, as far as possible, actively put in practice what I am going to try

and teach you. Some fathers may wish their sons to enter on a more

humble course of life, but this I rather doubt. However, should they do

so, it will be only so much the better for those who take it up: there

will be more room for them. Most mothers, I fear, will object to it on

the ground that rats and ferrets don't smell nice; but this objection is

not reasonable. They might as well say that the whiff of a fox on a soft

December morning as you ride to covert is not delicious!

Respect your parents, respect even their prejudices; gently point out to

your father that you are ambitious and wish for a career in which you

can distinguish yourself. Above all, respect your mother, and show your

respect by not taking ferrets or dead rats in your pockets into her

drawing-room, and by washing your hands a little between fondling them

and cuddling her. But to finish this sermon, let me point out that

though in this great profession you will be everlastingly mixed up with

dogs of all sorts, always make _them_ come to _you_, and _never go to

them_.

One last word. If in the following pages you come across a bit of

grammar or spelling calculated to make a Head Master sit up, excuse it,

and remember that I have been a rat-catcher all my life, and as a class

we are not quite A1 at book learning.

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STUDIES IN RAT CATCHING FOR THE USE OF SCHOOLS.

CHAPTER I.

In the following elementary treatise for the use of public schools, I

propose following exactly the same plan as my parson (a good fellow not

afraid of a ferret or a rat) does with his sermons--that is, divide it

into different heads, and then jumble up all the heads with the body,

till it becomes as difficult to follow as a rat's hole in a soft bank;

and, to begin with, I am going to talk about ferrets, for without them

rat-catching won't pay.

Where ferrets first came from I am not sure, but somewhere I have read

that they were imported from Morocco, and that they are not natives of

Great Britain any more than the ordinary rat is. If they were imported,

then that importer ranks in my mind with, but before, Christopher

Columbus and all such travellers. Anyhow it is quite clear that nowhere

in Great Britain are there wild ferrets, for they are as distinct from

the stoat, the mouse-hunter, the pole-cat, etc., as I am from a Red

Indian; and yet all belong to the same family, so much so that I have

known of a marriage taking place between the ferret and pole-cat, the

offspring of which have again married ferrets and in their turn have

multiplied and increased, which is a proof that they are not mules, for

the children of mules, either in birds or beasts, do not have young

ones.

There are two distinct colours in ferrets--one is a rich dark brown and

tan, and the other white with pink eyes; and in my opinion one is just

as good as the other for work, though by preference I always keep the

white ferret, as it is sooner seen if it comes out of a hole and works

away down a fence or ditch bottom. I have never known a dark-coloured

ferret coming among a litter of white ones or a white among the dark;

but there is a cross between the two which produces a grizzly beast,

generally bigger than its mother, which I have for many years avoided,

though it is much thought of in some parts of the Midlands. I fancy

(though I may be wrong) that the cross is a dull slow ferret, wanting in

dash and courage, and not so friendly and affectionate as the others,

and therefore apt to stick with just its nose out of a hole so that you

can't pick it up, or else it will "lay up" and give a lot of trouble

digging it out.

For rat-catching the female ferret should always be used, as it is not

half the size of the male, and can therefore follow a rat faster and

better in narrow holes; in fact, an ordinary female ferret should be

able to follow a full-grown rat anywhere. The male ferret should be kept

entirely for rabbiting, as he has not to follow down small holes, and

being stronger than the female can stand the rough knocking about he

often gets from a rabbit better than his wife can.

In buying a ferret for work, get one from nine to fifteen months old, as

young ferrets I find usually have more courage and dash than an old one.

They have not been so often punished and therefore do not think

discretion the better part of valour. However this will not be found to

be an invariable rule. I have known old ferrets that would have faced a

lion and seemed to care nothing about being badly bitten; whereas I have

known a young ferret turn out good-for-nothing from having one sharp nip

from a rat. Such beasts had better be parted with, for a bad, slow, or

cowardly ferret is vexation of spirit and not profitable.

If I am buying brown ferrets I always pick the darkest, as I fancy they

have most dash. This may be only fancy, or it may be the original ferret

was white and that the brown is the cross between it and the polecat,

and that therefore the darker the ferret, the more like it is in temper

as well as colour to its big, strong, wild ancestor. Anyhow I buy the

dark ones.

If I am buying female ferrets, I like big _long_ ones, as a small ferret

has not weight enough to tackle a big rat, and therefore often gets

desperately punished. I like to see the ferrets in a tub, end up,

looking well nourished and strong; and directly I touch the tub I like

to see them dash out of their hidden beds in the straw and rush to

spring up the sides like a lot of furies. When I put my hand in to take

one, I prefer not to be bitten; but yet I have often known a ferret turn

out very well that has begun by making its teeth meet through my finger.

When I have the ferret in hand, I first look at its tail and then at its

feet, and if these are clean it will do. If, on the other hand, I find a

thin appearance about the hairs of its tail and a black-looking dust at

the roots, the ferret goes back into the tub; or if the underside of the

feet are black and the claws encrusted with dirt, I will have nothing to

say to it, as it has the mange and will be troublesome to cure. All this

done, I put the ferret on the ground and keep picking it up and letting

it go; if when I do this it sets up the hairs of its tail, arches its

back and hisses at me, I may buy it; but I know, if I do, I shall have

to handle it much to get it tame. If, on the other hand, when I play

with it the ferret begins to dance sideways and play, I pay down my

money and take it at once, for I have never known a playful ferret to

prove a bad one.

If when you get the ferret it is wild and savage, it should be

constantly handled till it is quite tamed before it is used. Little

brothers and sisters will be found useful at this. Give them the ferret

to play with in an empty or nearly empty barn or shed where it cannot

escape. Put into the shed with them some long drain pipes, and tell them

to ferret rats out of them. The chances are they will put the ferret

through them and pick it up so often, that it will learn there is

nothing to fear when it comes out of a real rat's hole, and will ever

after "come to hand" readily. You had better not be in the way when the

children return to their mother or nurse. I have had disagreeable

moments on such occasions.

Having got all your ferrets, the next question is how to keep them. I

have tried scores of different houses for them. I have kept them in a

big roomy shed, in tubs, in boxes, and in pits in the ground; but now I

always use a box with three compartments. The left-hand compartment

should be the smallest and filled with wheat-straw well packed in, with

a small round hole a little way up the division, for the ferrets to use

as a door. The middle compartment should be empty and have the floor and

front made of wire netting, to allow light, ventilation and drainage.

The third compartment should be entered from the middle one by a hole in

the division, but should have a strong tin tray fitting over the floor

of it covered with sand, which can be drawn out and cleaned; the front

of this compartment, too, should be wire netting. The sand tray should

be removed and cleaned every day, even Sundays. The house should stand

on legs about a foot high. Each compartment should have a separate lid,

and the little entrance holes through the divisions should have a slide

to shut them, so that any one division can be opened without all the

ferrets rushing out. The bed should be changed once a week. Such a box

as I have shown is large enough for ten ferrets. For a mother with a

family a much smaller box will suffice, but it should be made on the

same plan. For bedding use only wheat-straw. Either barley-straw or hay

will give ferrets mange in a few days.

After housing the ferrets, they will require feeding. I have always

given my ferrets bread and milk once or twice a week, which was placed

in flat tins in the middle compartment; but care should be taken to

clean out the tins each time, as any old sour milk in them will turn the

fresh milk and make the ferrets ill. The natural food of ferrets is

flesh--the flesh of small animals--and therefore it should be the chief

food given. Small birds, rats and mice are to them dainty morsels, but

the ferrets will be sure to drag these into their beds to eat and will

leave the skins untouched; these should be removed each day. When my

ferrets are not in regular work they are fed just before sunset; if they

are fed in the morning they are no good for work all day, and one can

never tell (except on Sundays) that one of the dogs may not find a rat

that _wants_ killing. The day before real work, I give the ferrets bread

and milk in the morning, and nothing on the day they go out until their

work is over. This makes them keen. Remember ferrets work hard in a big

day's ratting, and therefore should be well nourished and strong; a

ferret that is not will not have the courage to face a rat.

I have listened to all sorts of theories from old hands about feeding

ferrets, but have followed the advice of few. For instance, I have been

told that if you give flesh, such as rats and birds, to a ferret that

has young ones, it will drag it into the straw among the little ones,

who will get the blood on them, and then the mother will eat them by

mistake. All I can say is, I have reared hundreds of young ferrets and

have always given the mothers flesh. It is true that ferrets will eat

their young, and the way to bring this about is to disturb the babies in

the nest. If you leave them quite alone till they begin to creep about I

believe there is no danger.

Then many old rat-catchers never give a ferret a rat with its tail on,

as they believe there is poison in it. I remember one old fellow saying

to me as he cut off the tail before putting the rat into the ferrets'

box, "Bar the tail--I allus bars the tail--there's wenom in the tail."

There may be "wenom" in it; but, if there is, it won't hurt the ferrets,

for they never eat it or the skin.

If ferrets are properly cared for they are rarely ill, and the only

trouble I have ever had is with mange, which, as I have said before,

attacks the tail and feet. Most rat-catchers keep a bottle of spirits of

tar, with which they dress the affected parts. It cures the mange, but,

by the way the poor little beasts hop about after being dressed, I fear

it stings dreadfully. I have always used sulphur and lard, and after

rubbing it well in a few times I have always found it worked a cure. The

_objection_ to sulphur and lard is that it does not hurt, for I have

noticed that sort of man generally prefers using a remedy that hurts a

lot--that is, where the patient is not himself, but an animal.

No big day's ratting ever takes place without a ferret getting badly

bitten. When this is so, the ferret should never be used again until it

is quite well. It should be sent home and put in a quiet box, apart from

the others, and the bites gently touched with a little sweet oil from

time to time; or, if it festers much, it should be sponged with warm

water.

I have often had ferrets die of their wounds, and these have usually

been the best I had. Again, with wounds the old rat-catcher uses the

tar-bottle, chiefly, I think, because it hurts the ferret, and therefore

must have "a power of wirtue."

Before going further I should point out to all students of this

ennobling profession that the very first thing they have to learn is to

pick up a ferret. Don't grab it by its tail, or hold it by its head as

you would a mad bull-dog; but take hold of it lightly round the

shoulders, with its front legs falling gracefully out below from between

your fingers. Then when you go to the box for your ferrets, and they

come clambering up the side like a pack of hungry wolves, put your hand

straight in among them without a glove, and pick up which one you

require. Don't hesitate a moment. Don't dangle your hand over their

heads till you can make a dash and catch one. The ferrets will only

think your hand is their supper coming and will grab it, with no ill

intent; but if you put it down steadily and slowly, they will soon learn

you only do so to take them out, and your hand will become as welcome to

them as flowers in spring.

True, at first, with strange ferrets you may be bitten; but it is not a

very serious thing if you are, as ferrets' bites are never venomous, as

the bites of rats often are. I have in my time been bitten by ferrets

many dozens of times and have never suffered any ill effects. There, I

think that is enough for your first lesson, so I will send it off at

once and get it printed for you.

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