CHAPTER III—CAKES AND ALE

“Hello!” exclaimed the twins, in one voice.

“Hello,” replied the girl, and they suspected that she was smiling,

although their eyes were still too unused to the dimness of the little

store for them to be certain. She was still only a vague figure in

white, with a deeper blur where her face should have been. Treading on

each other’s heels, Ned and Laurie followed her to the other side. The

twilight brightened and objects became more distinct. They were in front

of a sort of trough-like box in which, half afloat in a pool of

ice-water, were bottles of tonic and soda and ginger-ale. Behind it was

a counter on which reposed a modest array of pastry.

“What do you want?” asked the girl in the middy.

“Ginger-ale,” answered Ned. “Say, do you live here?”

“No, this is the shop,” was the reply. “I live upstairs.”

“Oh, well, you know what I mean,” muttered Ned. “Is this your store?”

“It’s my mother’s. I help in it afternoons. My mother is Mrs. Deane. The

boys call her the Widow. I’m Polly Deane.”

“Pleased to know you,” said Laurie. “Our name’s Turner. I’m Laurie and

he’s Ned. Let me open that for you.”

“Oh, no, thanks. I’ve opened hundreds of them. Oh dear! You said

ginger-ale, didn’t you! And I’ve opened a root-beer. It’s so dark in

here in the afternoon.”

“That’s all right,” Ned assured her. “We like root-beer. We’d just as

soon have it as ginger-ale. Wouldn’t we, Laurie?”

“You bet! We’re crazy about it.”

“Are you sure? It’s no trouble to—Well, _this_ is ginger-ale, anyway.

I’m awfully sorry!”

“What do we care?” asked Ned. “We don’t own it.”

“Don’t own it?” repeated Polly, in a puzzled tone.

“That’s just an expression of his,” explained Laurie. “He’s awfully

slangy. I try to break him of it, but it’s no use. It’s fierce.”

“Of course _you_ don’t use slang?” asked Polly, demurely. “Who wants the

root-beer?”

“You take it,” said Laurie, hurriedly.

“No, you,” said Ned. “You’re fonder of it than I am, Laurie. I don’t

mind, really!”

Laurie managed a surreptitious kick on his brother’s shin. “Tell you

what,” he exclaimed, “we’ll mix ’em!”

Ned agreed, though not enthusiastically, and with the aid of a third

glass the deed was done. The boys tasted experimentally, each asking a

question over the rim of his glass. Then looks of relief came over both

faces and they sighed ecstatically.

“Corking!” they breathed in unison.

Polly laughed, “I never knew any one to do that before,” she said. “I’m

glad you like it. I’ll tell the other boys about it.”

“No, you mustn’t,” protested Ned. “It’s our invention. We’ll call

it—call it—”

“Call it an Accident,” suggested Laurie.

“We’ll call it a Polly,” continued the other. “It really is bully.

It’s—it’s different; isn’t it, Laurie? Have another?”

“Who were those on?” was the suspicious reply.

“You. The next is on me. Only maybe another wouldn’t taste so good, eh?”

“Don’t you fool yourself! I’ll risk that.”

However, the third and fourth bottles, properly combined though they

were, lacked novelty, and it was some time before the last glass was

emptied. Meanwhile, of course, they talked. The boys acknowledged that,

so far, they liked what they had seen of the school. Mention of the

doctor and Miss Hillman brought forth warm praise from Polly. “Every one

likes the doctor ever so much,” she declared. “And Miss Tabitha is—”

“Miss what?” interrupted Laurie.

“Miss Tabitha. That’s her name.” Polly laughed softly. “They call her

Tabby,—the boys, I mean,—but they like her. She’s a dear, even if she

does look sort of—of cranky. She isn’t, though, a bit. She makes

believe she’s awfully stern, but she’s just as soft as—as—”

“As Laurie’s head?” offered Ned, helpfully. “Say, you sell ’most

everything here, don’t you? Are those cream-puffs?”

Ned slipped a hand into his pocket and Laurie coughed furiously. Ned’s

hand came forth empty. He turned away from temptation. “They look mighty

good,” he said. “If we’d seen those before we’d had all that

ginger-ale—”

Polly spoke detachedly. “You can have credit if you like,” she said,

placing the empty bottles aside. “The doctor lets the boys run bills

here up to a dollar. They can’t go over a dollar, though.”

“Personally,” observed Laurie, jingling some coins in a trousers pocket,

“I prefer to pay cash. Still, there are times—”

“Yes, a fellow gets short now and then,” said Ned, turning for another

look at the pastry counter. “Maybe, just for—for convenience, it would

be a good plan to have an account here, Laurie. Sometimes a fellow

forgets to put any money in his pocket, you know. Does your mother make

these?”

“Yes, the cream-cakes, and some of the others. The rest Miss Comfort

makes.”

“That’s another funny name,” said Laurie. “Who is Miss Comfort?”

“She’s—she’s just Miss Comfort, I guess,” replied Polly. “She lives on

the next corner, in the house with the white shutters. She’s quite old,

almost seventy, I suppose, and she makes the nicest cake in Orstead.

Everybody goes to her for cakes. That’s the way she lives, I guess.”

“Maybe we’d ought to help her,” suggested Ned, mentally choosing the

largest and fattest cakes on the tray. “I guess we’ll take a couple. How

much are they?”

“Six cents apiece,” said Polly. “Do you want them in a bag?”

“No, thanks.” Ned handed one of the cakes to Laurie; “we’ll eat them

now.” Then, between mouthfuls; “Maybe you’d better charge this to us. If

we’re going to open an account, we might as well do it now, don’t you

think?”

Polly retired behind a counter and produced a long and narrow book, from

which dangled a lead pencil at the end of a string. She put the tip of

the pencil between her lips and looked across. “You’d better tell me

your full names, I think.”

“Edward Anderson Turner and—”

“I meant just your first names.”

“Oh! Edward and Laurence. You can charge us each with two bottles and

one cake.”

“I like that!” scoffed Laurie. “Thought you were treating to cakes?”

“Huh! Don’t you want to help Miss Comfort? I should think you’d like

to—to do a charitable act once in a while.”

“Don’t see what difference it makes to her,” grumbled Laurie, “whether

you pay for both or I pay for one. She gets her money just the same.”

Ned brushed a crumb from his jacket. “You don’t get the idea,” he

replied gently. “Of course, I might pay for both, but you wouldn’t feel

right about it, Laurie.”

“Wouldn’t I? Where do you get that stuff? You try it and see.” Laurie

spoke grimly, but not hopefully. Across the counter, Polly was giggling

over the account-book.

“You’re the funniest boys I ever did see,” she explained, in answer to

their inquiring looks. “You—you say such funny things!”

Before she could elucidate, footsteps sounded in the room behind the

store and a tiny white-haired woman appeared. In spite of her hair, she

couldn’t have been very old, for her face was plump and unwrinkled and

her cheeks quite rosy. Seeing the customers, she bowed prettily and said

“Good afternoon” in a very sweet voice.

“Good afternoon,” returned the twins.

“Mama, these are the Turner boys,” said Polly. “One of them is Ned and

the other is Laurie, but I don’t know which, because they look just

exactly alike. They—they’re twins!”

“I want to know!” said Mrs. Deane. “Isn’t that nice? I’m very pleased to

meet you, young gentlemen. I hope Polly has served you with what you

wanted. My stock is kind of low just now. You see, we don’t have many

customers in summer, and it’s very hard to get things, nowadays, even if

you do pay three times what they’re worth. Polly, those ice-cream cones

never did come, did they?”

“Gee, do you have ice-cream?” asked Ned; eagerly.

“Never you mind!” said Laurie, grabbing his arm. “You come on out of

here before you die on my hands. I’m sorry to tell you, ma’am, that he

doesn’t know when to stop eating. I have to go around everywhere with

him and look after him. If I didn’t, he’d be dead in no time.”

“I want to know!” exclaimed the Widow Deane interestedly. “Why, it’s

very fortunate for him he has you, isn’t it?”

“Yes’m,” answered Laurie, but he spoke doubtfully, for the little

white-haired lady seemed to hide a laugh behind her words. Ned was

grinning. Laurie propelled him to the door. Then, without relinquishing

his grasp, he doffed his cap.

“Good afternoon,” he said, “We’ll come again,”

“We know not how,” added Ned, “we know not when.”

“Bless my soul!” murmured the Widow, as the screen door swung behind

them.

Back at school, the twins found a different scene from what they had

left. The grounds were populous with boys, and open windows in the two

dormitory buildings showed many others. The entrances were piled with

trunks and more were arriving. A rattling taxi turned in at the gate,

with much blowing of a frenzied but bronchial horn, and added five merry

youths to the population. Ned and Laurie made their way to East Hall,

conscious, as they approached, of many eyes focussed on them from

wide-flung windows. Remarks reached them, too.

“See who’s with us!” came from a second-floor casement above the

entrance; “the two Dromios!”

“Tweedledum and Tweedledee!”

“The Siamese Twins, I’ll bet a cooky!”

“Hi, East Hall! Heads out!”

The two were glad when they reached the shelter of the doorway. “Some

one’s going to get his head punched before long,” growled Ned, as they

started upstairs.

“What do we care? We don’t own ’em. Let them have their fun, Neddie.”

“I’ll let some of them have a wallop,” was the answer. “You’d think we

were the first pair of twins they’d ever seen!”

“Well, maybe we are. How do you know? Suppose those trunks have come?”

They had, and for the next hour the twins were busy unpacking and

getting settled. From beyond their door came sounds of much turmoil; the

noise of arriving baggage, the banging of doors, shouts, whistling,

singing; but they were otherwise undisturbed until, just when Laurie had

slammed down the lid of his empty trunk, there came a knock at their

portal, followed, before either one could open his mouth in response, by

the appearance in the doorway of a bulky apparition in a gorgeous

crimson bath-robe.

“Hello, fellows!” greeted the apparition. “Salutations and everything!”

[Illustration: “Hello, fellows! Salutations and everything!”]

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