CHAPTER I

I was about to say that I had known the Celebrity from the time he wore

kilts. But I see I shall have to amend that, because he was not a

celebrity then, nor, indeed, did he achieve fame until some time after I

had left New York for the West. In the old days, to my commonplace and

unobserving mind, he gave no evidences of genius whatsoever. He never

read me any of his manuscripts, which I can safely say he would have done

had he written any at that time, and therefore my lack of detection of

his promise may in some degree be pardoned. But he had then none of the

oddities and mannerisms which I hold to be inseparable from genius, and

which struck my attention in after days when I came in contact with the

Celebrity. Hence I am constrained to the belief that his eccentricity

must have arrived with his genius, and both after the age of twenty-five.

Far be it from me to question the talents of one upon whose head has been

set the laurel of fame!

When I knew him he was a young man without frills or foibles, with an

excellent head for business. He was starting in to practise law in a

downtown office with the intention of becoming a great corporation

lawyer. He used to drop into my chambers once in a while to smoke, and

was first-rate company. When I gave a dinner there was generally a cover

laid for him. I liked the man for his own sake, and even had he promised

to turn out a celebrity it would have had no weight with me. I look upon

notoriety with the same indifference as on the buttons on a man's

shirt-front, or the crest on his note-paper.

When I went West, he fell out of my life. I probably should not have

given him another thought had I not caught sight of his name, in old

capitals, on a daintily covered volume in a book-stand. I had little

time or inclination for reading fiction; my days were busy ones, and

my nights were spent with law books. But I bought the volume out of

curiosity, wondering the while whether he could have written it. I was

soon set at rest, for the dedication was to a young woman of whom I had

often heard him speak. The volume was a collection of short stories. On

these I did not feel myself competent to sit in judgment, for my personal

taste in fiction, if I could be said to have had any, took another turn.

The stories dealt mainly with the affairs of aristocratic young men and

aristocratic young women, and were differentiated to fit situations only

met with in that society which does not have to send descriptions of its

functions to the newspapers. The stories did not seem to me to touch

life. They were plainly intended to have a bracing moral effect, and

perhaps had this result for the people at whom they were aimed. They

left with me the impression of a well-delivered stereopticon lecture,

with characters about as life-like as the shadows on the screen, and

whisking on and off, at the mercy of the operator. Their charm to me lay

in the manner of the telling, the style, which I am forced to admit was

delightful.

But the book I had bought was a success, a great success, if the

newspapers and the reports of the sales were to be trusted. I read the

criticisms out of curiosity more than any other prompting, and no two of

them were alike: they veered from extreme negative to extreme positive.

I have to confess that it gratified me not a little to find the negatives

for the most part of my poor way of thinking. The positives, on the

other hand, declared the gifted young author to have found a manner of

treatment of social life entirely new. Other critics still insisted it

was social ridicule: but if this were so, the satire was too delicate for

ordinary detection.

However, with the dainty volume my quondam friend sprang into fame. At

the same time he cast off the chrysalis of a commonplace existence. He

at once became the hero of the young women of the country from Portland,

Maine, to Portland, Oregon, many of whom wrote him letters and asked him

for his photograph. He was asked to tell what he really meant by the

vague endings of this or that story. And then I began to hear rumors

that his head was turning. These I discredited, of course. If true,

I thought it but another proof of the undermining influence of feminine

flattery, which few men, and fewer young men, can stand. But I watched

his career with interest.

He published other books, of a high moral tone and unapproachable

principle, which I read carefully for some ray of human weakness, for

some stroke of nature untrammelled by the calling code of polite society.

But in vain.

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