CHAPTER XI. TAKING THE CENSUS

On the side of the court, as on the side of the sea, three windows of

the gallery, which extended the full length of the edifice, opened upon

a balcony which was over the principal door of the castle.

The recorder began to realise that it required much ceremony to

introduce him to the baron, when suddenly the windows were opened, and

ten or twelve gentlemen, in handsome hunting-suits, booted and spurred,

holding a glass in one hand and a napkin in the other, rushed out on the

balcony, shouting and laughing at the top of their voices.

At their head was Raimond V.

It was easy to see by the flushed cheeks of these joyous companions

that they had just arisen from the table, and had emptied more than one

bottle of Spanish wine.

The convivial friends of Raimond V. belonged to the nobility of the

neighbourhood, and were all known for their hatred of Marshal of Vitry,

and open or secret opposition to Cardinal Richelieu.

Honorât de Berrol and Reine, utterly powerless to dissuade the baron

from his dangerous projects, had retired into one of the apartments in

the tower.

The recorder began to think he was mistaken in counting on a favourable

reception from the baron; he even feared that he might be made the

victim of some infernal trick, as he saw the clamorous gaiety of the

guests of Maison-Forte, especially when he recognised among the number

the old lord of Signerol, who had rudely refused him entrance into his

castle.

However, he tried to put a good face on the matter, and followed by his

clerk, who was trembling in every limb, he advanced to the balcony with

his two halberdiers at his heels.

Addressing himself to Raimond V., who was leaning over the balcony

railing and looking contemptuously on the company below, he said:

“In the name of the king and his Eminence, the cardinal--”

“The cardinal to the devil! Let his infernal Eminence return to the

place he came from!” shouted several gentlemen, interrupting the

recorder’s speech.

“Beelzebub, at this moment, is making a red brass hat for his

Eminence,” said the lord of Signerol.

“The girdles of his Eminence ought to be good rope for hanging!”

said another.

“Let the recorder have his say, gentlemen,” said the baron, turning

to his guests, “let him speak, my friends,--it is not by a single

note that you recognise the bird of the night. Come on, Manjour! speak,

recorder, speak, read out your scrawl!”

The clerk, completely demoralised, and doubtless meditating a retreat,

turned his head away from the door, and discovered with dismay that the

bridge had been withdrawn.

“Master Isnard,” whispered he, with broken voice, “we are caught

in a mouse-trap; they have carried away the bridge.”

Notwithstanding the self-possession he affected, the recorder looked

over his shoulder, and said, in a low voice: “Clerk, order the

halberdiers to approach without attracting attention.”

The clerk obeyed; the little band concentrated in the middle of the

court, with the exception of the Bohemian.

Standing at the foot of the balcony, he seemed to contemplate with

curiosity the gentlemen gathered there.

Master Isnard, anxious to accomplish his task, and seeing that he had

been mistaken in presuming upon the hospitality of Raimond V., read, not

without hesitation, the judicial summary.

“In the name of his Majesty, our sire, King of France and of Navarre,

and Count of Provence, and of his Eminence, the cardinal, I, Thomas

Isnard, recorder of the admiralty of Toulon, sent by the king’s

attorney to the seat of the said admiralty, make here in this

Maison-Forte the census and catalogue of the arms and ammunitions of war

therein enclosed, in order to draw up a statement, on which statement

his Excellence, the Marshal of Vitry, Governor of Provence, will decide

to the end that we may be advised as to what quantity of arms and

ammunition ought to be left in the said Maison-Forte; accordingly, I,

Thomas Isnard, recorder of the admiralty of Toulon, here present myself

in person to the said Raimond V., Baron des Anbiez, praying him of

necessity to obey the orders signified. Made at Maison-Forte des Anbiez,

dependent of the diocese of Marseilles, and the jurisdiction of Aix,

December 17,1632.” The old baron and his friends listened to the

recorder with perfect calmness, exchanging frequent glances of contempt.

When Master Isnard had concluded, Raimond V. leaned over the railing of

the balcony and replied:

“Worthy recorder, worthy deputy of the worthy Marshal of Vitry, and of

the worthy Cardinal Richelieu,--God save the king, our count, from his

Eminence,--we, Raimond V., Baron des Anbiez, and master of this poor

mansion, we authorise you to complete your mission. You see that door

there on the left, on which is nailed the sign-board, ‘Arms and

Artillery,’--open it, and perform the duties of your office.”

As he said these words the old gentleman and his guests sat with their

elbows on the balcony railing, as if they had prepared themselves for

the enjoyment of an interesting and unusual spectacle.

Master Isnard had followed with his eyes the gesture of the baron, which

indicated to him the mysterious magazine.

It was a door of medium size, on which could easily be read the newly

painted words, “Arms and Artillery.” This door was situated in the

middle of the left wing, which was largely made up of rooms for the

servants.

Without being able to account for his repugnance, the recorder looked at

the door of the magazine with suspicion, and said to Raimond V., with an

air almost arrogant:

“Send some one of your people to open that door!” The old

gentleman’s face became purple with anger; he was on the point of

flying into a passion, but restrained himself and replied:

“One of my people, Master Recorder? Alas, I do not have them any

longer. The good old man who received you is my only servant; the taxes

imposed by your worthy cardinal, and the tribute he exacts from us,

have reduced the Provençal nobility to beggary, as you see! You are

accompanied by two companions with halberds, and a fellow with a serge

mantle,”--here the clerk made a respectful bow,--“your own people

are more than enough to put your orders in execution.”

Then, seeing the Bohemian at the foot of the balcony, Raimond called to

him: “Eh, you man there with the red cap, who in the devil are you?

What are you doing there? Do you belong to this band?”

The wanderer approached the balcony, and said: “Monseigneur, I am a

poor travelling artisan, who lives by his work. I come from Bany. I was

on my way to La Ciotat, and I entered to see if I could get work at the

castle.”

“Manjour!” exclaimed the baron, “you are my guest; do not stay in

the court.”

At this remarkable invitation, the men of the law looked frightened, and

at the same instant the Bohemian, with a wonderful agility, climbed up

one of the granite pillars which supported the balcony, as quick as a

wildcat, and seated himself at the feet of the baron, outside of the

balustrade, on a little slab projecting from the balcony floor.

The ascension of the Bohemian was so rapid, and done so cleverly, that

it excited the admiration of the guests.

The baron, laughingly seizing one of his long black locks of hair,

said to him: “You climb too well to travel in the main road; it is my

opinion, fellow, that windows are your doors, and roofs serve you as

a place to promenade. Come in the house, boy; Laramée will give you

something to drink.”

With a light bound the Bohemian jumped over the railing of the balcony,

and entered the gallery, which served as dining-room on important

occasions, where he found the remains of the abundant dinner of which

the baron’s guests had just partaken.

The recorder remained in the court with his escort, not knowing upon

what course to resolve.

He looked at the unlucky door with a vague disquietude, while the old

gentleman and his friends betrayed some impatience as they waited for

the end of this scene.

Finally, Master Isnard, wishing to get out of an embarrassing position,

turned to the baron and said, with a solemn air:

“I call to witness the people who accompany me if anything unbecoming

happens to me, and you will answer, sir, for any dangerous and secret

ambuscade which could hurt the dignity of the law or of justice, or our

honourable person.”

“Eh, Manjour! what are you crowing about? Nobody here wishes to

interfere with your office; my arms and my artillery are there: enter,

examine, and count; the key is in the door!”

“Yes, yes, go in, the key is in the door,” repeated the chorus

of guests, with a sneer which seemed a sinister omen to the recorder.

Exasperated beyond measure, but keeping himself at a respectful distance

from the door, the recorder said to his scribe:

“Clerk, go and open this door; let us make an end of--”

“But, Master Isnard--”

“Obey, clerk, obey,” said the recorder, still drawing back.

The poor scribe showed the register which he held in one hand, and the

pen that he held in the other.

“My hands are not free. I must be ready to draw up an official report.

If some sorcery bursts out of that door, ought I not, on the very

instant, enter it upon my verbal process?”

These reasons appeared to make some impression on the recorder.

“Little John, open that door,” said he to the lackey.

“Oh, master, I dare not,” replied Little John, getting behind the

recorder.

“Do you hear me, you wretch?”

“Yes, sir, but I dare not; there is some sorcery there.”

“But, on my oath, if you--”

“If the salvation of my soul depended on it, sir, I would not open

it,” said Little John, in a resolute tone.

“Come, come!” said the recorder, overcome with vexation, as he

addressed the halberdiers, “it will be said, my brave fellows, that

you alone acted as men in this stupid affair! Open that door, and put an

end to this ridiculous scene.”

The two guards retreated a step, and one of them said:

“Listen, Master Isnard, we are here to give you assistance as far as

we are able, if any one rebels against your orders, but no one forbids

you to enter. The key is in the door; enter alone, if you wish to do

so.”

“What, an old pandour like you afraid!”

The halberdier shook his head, and said:

“Listen, Master Isnard, halberds and swords are worth nothing here;

what we need is a priest with his stole, and a holy water sprinkler in

his hand.”

“Michael is right, Master Isnard,” said the other guard; “it is my

opinion that we will have to do what was done to exorcise the dolphins

that infested the coast last year.”

“If that dog of a Bohemian had not run away like a coward,” said

the recorder, stamping his foot with rage, “he might have opened the

door.”

Then, happening to turn his head, the recorder discovered several men

and women standing at the windows of Maison-Forte; they were partially

hidden by the basement, but were looking curiously into the court.

More from self-esteem than courage, Master Isnard, seeing that he was

observed by so many persons, walked deliberately to the door, and put

his hand on the key.

At that moment his heart failed him.

He heard in the magazine a rumbling noise and extraordinary excitement,

which he had not detected before.

The sounds were harsh, with nothing human in them.

A magic charm seemed to fasten the recorder’s hand to the key in the

door.

“Come, recorder, my boy, go on! there you are! go on!” cried one of

the guests, clapping his hands.

“I wager he is as warm as if it were the month of August, although the

wind is blowing from the north,” said another.

“Give him time to invoke his patron and make a vow,” said a third.

“His patron is St. Coward,” said the lord of Signerol; “no doubt

he is making a vow never to brave another danger if he delivers him from

this one.”

Pushed to extremity by these jeers, and reflecting that, after all,

Raimond V. was not so cruel as to force him into real danger, the

recorder opened the door, and suddenly jumped back.

At that moment he was roughly overthrown by the onset of two Camargnan

bulls, that rushed from the stable, head downward, and uttering a

peculiar and stifled bellowing, for they were muzzled.

The two animals were not of very large size, but were full of vigour.

One was tawny, streaked with dark brown; the other was black as jet.

The first use they made of their liberty was to bound over the court,

paw the earth with their fore feet, and try to divest themselves of

their muzzles.

The appearance of the two bulls was greeted with hurrahs and bravos by

the guests of the baron.

“Eh, well, recorder, your inventory?” cried Raimond V., holding his

sides, and giving full vent to his hilarity. “Come, clerk, enter upon

your official report my bulls, Nicolin and Saturnin. Ah! you demand

the arms that I possess,--there they are. It is with the horns of these

fellows from Camargne that I defend myself. Eh, Man-jour! I see by

your fear that you recognise them as arms, serious and offensive. Come,

recorder, label Nicolin, and draw up Saturnin.”

“God’s death!” cried the lord of Signerol, “these bulls look as

if they would like to make an inventory of the clerk’s and recorder’s

breeches!”

“By Our Lady, in spite of his corpulence, the recorder made a leap

then that would do honour to a toreador!” “And the clerk,--how he

winds around the trees! He is equal to a frightened weasel!”

“Christmas! Christmas! Nicolin has a piece of his cloak!”

It is needless to say that these different exclamations described the

phases of the improvised race with which Raimond V. entertained his

friends.

The bulls were in hot pursuit of the recorder and his clerk, whom they

wished first to attack. The halberdiers and Little John had prudently

availed themselves of the protection of the wall.

Thanks to the trees planted in the court, the recorder and his clerk

were able for some time to escape the attacks of the bulls by running

from tree to tree.

But after awhile their strength was exhausted. Fear paralysed their

energies, and they were about to be trampled under foot by these

ferocious animals. Be it said to the praise of Raimond V. that,

notwithstanding the brutality of his savage pleasantry, he would have

been distressed beyond measure if a tragedy had ended this adventure.

Happily one of the halberdiers screamed:

“Master Isnard,--climb a tree,--quick, quick, before the bull gets

back.”

The corpulent recorder followed the halberdier’s counsel, and throwing

himself upon the trunk of a sycamore, he held on with knees, feet, and

hands, making unheard-of efforts in his clumsy ascent.

The baron and his guests, seeing that the man was no longer in real

danger, again began their jests and laughter. The clerk, more nimble

than the recorder, was now safely seated in the top of a sycamore.

“Master Bruin has come at last! Take care, beware!” cried Raimond,

laughing till the tears came in his eyes at the efforts of the recorder,

who was trying to straddle one of the largest branches of the tree he

had climbed with so much difficulty.

“If the recorder looks like an old bear climbing his pole,” said

another, “the clerk looks like an old, shivering monkey,--see his jaws

chatter.”

“Come, come, clerk, get to your task; where is your pen and your ink,

and your register? You are safe, now,--scribble your scrawl,” cried

the old lord of Signerol.

“Attention, attention, the tournament has begun!” cried one of the

guests. “It is Nicolin against a halberdier.”

“Largess, largess for Nicolin!”

Seeing the two men of the law safe from their horns, the bulls had

turned upon the halberdiers.

But one of the halberdiers, throwing himself against the wall, pricked

the animal so sharply in the nose and the shoulder, that the bull dared

not make another attack, and bounded off into the middle of the court.

Seeing the courage of the halberdier, the baron cried:

“Have no fear, my brave fellow, you shall have ten francs to drink his

health, and I will furnish the wine gratis.”

Then addressing the invisible Larmaée, the old gentleman ordered:

“Tell the shepherd to send his dogs, and drive these bulls back into

the stable. The dance of the recorder and the clerk has lasted long

enough.”

The baron had hardly finished speaking, when three shepherd dogs of

large size came out of a half-open door and ran straight after the

bulls. After a few flourishes, the animals ended the farce by galloping

into the stable, the magazine of arms and artillery of Maison-Forte, as

the treacherous sign-board had announced.

The recorder and his clerk, seeing themselves delivered from danger,

still did not dare descend from their impregnable position. In vain

Laramée, bearing two glasses of wine on a silver plate, came offering

the stirrup-cup from the baron, and telling them, what was true, that

the bridge had been replaced, and their horses and mules were waiting

for them outside.

“I go from here only that my clerk may draw up an official statement

of the grievous outrage by which the baron, your master, has rendered

himself amenable,” cried the recorder, almost breathless, wiping the

sweat from his brow, which literally ran with water, in spite of the

cold weather. “Perhaps you are reserving some other bad treatment for

us, but the governor, and if necessary the cardinal himself, will avenge

me, and on my oath, there shall not remain one stone on another of this

accursed house--may Satan confound it--”

Raimond V., holding in his hand a long hunting-whip, descended into

the court, gave the ten francs to the halberdier who had so bravely

combatted the bull, and went up to the tree from which the recorder was

fulminating his threats.

“What is that you say, you scoundrel?” said the baron, cracking his

whip.

“I say,” shouted the recorder, “I say that the marshal will not

leave this offence unpunished, and that on my arrival in Marseilles, I

will tell him all, I--”

“Eh, Manjour!” cried the baron, with another crack of the whip, “I

hope you will tell him all. I have received you in this way that you may

tell him, indeed, that he may learn in what light I hold his orders,”

cried the old gentleman, unable to restrain his anger; “the Provençal

nobility has known how, in the last century, to drive from its province

the insolent Duke d’Epernon and his Gascons, as unworthy of governing

it, and shall we not drive away a Vitry, a wretched assassin, who acts

like an Italian bandit, who leaves our coasts without defence, who

obliges us to protect ourselves, and then comes to take away from us the

means of resisting the pirates! Get out of here, you rogue, and go to

draw up your scrawls elsewhere than in my house!”

“I will not get down!” cried the recorder.

“Do you want me to smoke you out of the tree like a badger in the

trunk of a willow?”

Believing Raimond V. capable of anything, Master Isnard slowly descended

the tree. His clerk, who had remained silent, imitated his example, and

reached the ground at the same time with his master.

“Stop!” said the baron, putting a few pieces of silver in the

scribe’s hand. “You can drink to the health of the king, our count.

All this is not your fault, clerk.” “I forbid you to accept one

coin!” cried the recorder. “You shall be obeyed, Master Isnard,”

said the scribe. “These are two silver crowns, and not one coin,”

and he pocketed the present.

“And I will add in my report, sir, that you tried to corrupt my

agents,” said the recorder.

“Out of here, out, out, you stinking beast!” cried the baron,

cracking his whip.

“You give people strange hospitality, Baron des Anbiez,” said the

recorder.

This reproach seemed to touch Raimond deeply; he said: “Manjour! all

the country knows that the lord and the peasant have found free refuge

and loyal hospitality in this house. But I am and will be without pity

for the petty tyrants of a tyrant cardinal. Out of here, I say, or I

will whip you like a bad dog!”

“It will sound well,” cried the recorder, purple with rage, and

walking backward toward the bridge, “It will sound well that you have

attempted the life of an officer of the king’s justice, and that you

have driven him away from your house with blows of the whip, instead

of allowing him to execute peaceably the orders of his Eminence, the

cardinal, and of the marshal.”

“Yes, yes, you can tell all that to your marshal, and you can add

that, if he comes here, although my beard is gray, I engage to prove to

him, sword in hand and dagger in fist, that he is nothing but a hired

assassin, and that his master, the cardinal,--God preserve the king from

him,--is only a sort of Christian pacha, a thousand times more a

despot than the Turk. You can tell him, too, to beware of pushing us to

extremes, because we can remember a noble prince, brother of a good

and noble king, blinded for the moment by this false priest, cousin of

Beelzebub. You can tell him, too, that the nobility of Provence, worn

out by so many outrages, would rather have for their sovereign Count

Gaston of Orleans, than the King of France, since at this time the King

of France is Richelieu.”

“Take care, baron,” whispered the lord of Signerol, “you are going

too far.”

“Eh, Manjour!” cried the impetuous baron, “my head can answer for

my words; but I have an arm, thank God, able to defend my head. Out of

here, you knave! Open your long ears well, and shut them well to keep

what you hear. As for our cannon and ammunition, you will see nothing of

them. We will renounce our arms when the dogs beg the wolves to cut off

their paws and pull out their teeth. Out of here, I say; and repeat my

words, and worse, too, if it seems good to you!”

The recorder, having reached the gate, rapidly crossed the bridge,

followed by his clerk and his guards, and as he mounted his horse,

hurled a thundering anathema at the house of the baron.

Raimond V., delighted with the success of his trick, entered with his

guests, and sat down to the table, as the hour of luncheon had just

arrived.

The end of the long day passed away in joy, in the midst of gay

conversation arising from this adventure.

From one of the windows of the castle, Honorât de Berrol had witnessed

this scene. Knowing the obstinacy of his future father-in-law, he had

not attempted remonstrance, but he could not repress his fear when he

thought of the imprudent words Raimond V. had uttered on the subject of

Gaston of Orleans.

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