D. The Sirian had carefully jabbed him in the temple.

E. The crime was premeditated.

F. The Sirian was a well-known judo-killer named Mike Sledge, of the

opposing underworld. (This last from the D.A.'s office).

The verdict was: GUILTY.

The penalty: DEATH.

As a last wish, the convicted man was granted the privilege of

immediate execution rather than enduring the usual delay.

This last threw the death-house into quite an uproar, but the Sirian

had no intention of languishing for weeks in confinement.

Exactly at midnight, he was led to the death chamber, sleeves and

pant-legs slit, head shaved and belly full of fried chicken to which he

had taken a fancy.

There was the priest, the press and the other witnesses. The chair

looked ugly and uncomfortable, but the crackling jolts of electricity

were worth it. They sent trickles of pure ecstasy through the Sirian's

power-thirsty being. But they were only trickles, and comparatively

short. They tried him at 30,000 volts, 40,000, 50,000. But then he

deliberately lowered his body resistance in order to drink up more

amperage and blew all the fuses.

They held him twenty-four hours out of pure curiosity while the

doctors had a field day. But the press championed his cause, and he was

set free.

* * * * *

The blonde was waiting in a black Cadillac. The blonde had just

collected Tony's insurance and was now obsessed with the thought that

any guy who could soak up electricity like that must have shocking

possibilities.

The Sirian settled back in the leopard-skin upholstery and sighed. As

the vehicle moved off into the darkness, a soft, perfumed arm slipped

around his neck. "My poor, poor Mike," the voice came like the purr

of a mink. "I'll bet he doesn't feel well. Please don't be angry with

little me for testifying against you."

"Don't mention it," _Mike_ replied. "And I feel very well, thank you."

This was the truth. With nearly a million watts of pure 60-cycle A.C.

under his belt, the Sirian had been able to expand his puny physique

slightly. At least his red blood count was up to normal now.

"Only one thing," he remarked, "I am tired of being pestered with

reporters. Where could we go to escape them?"

"Oh dear, that is a problem." She looked out the rear window. "They are

following, of course. And they'll have my penthouse staked out like

sharks around a desert island."

"That reminds me," Mike said. "This Bikini I was wearing at the time of

the crime--"

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