Clo. O Madam, yonders my Lord your sonne with

a patch of veluet on's face, whether there bee a scar vnder't

or no, the Veluet knowes, but 'tis a goodly patch

of Veluet, his left cheeke is a cheeke of two pile and a

halfe, but his right cheeke is worne bare

Laf. A scarre nobly got,

Or a noble scarre, is a good liu'rie of honor,

So belike is that

Clo. But it is your carbinado'd face

Laf. Let vs go see

your sonne I pray you, I long to talke

With the yong noble souldier

Clowne. 'Faith there's a dozen of em, with delicate

fine hats, and most courteous feathers, which bow the

head, and nod at euerie man.

Exeunt.

Actus Quintus.

Enter Hellen, Widdow, and Diana, with two Attendants.

Hel. But this exceeding posting day and night,

Must wear your spirits low, we cannot helpe it:

But since you haue made the daies and nights as one,

To weare your gentle limbes in my affayres,

Be bold you do so grow in my requitall,

As nothing can vnroote you. In happie time,

Enter a gentle Astringer.

This man may helpe me to his Maiesties eare,

If he would spend his power. God saue you sir

Gent. And you

Hel. Sir, I haue seene you in the Court of France

Gent. I haue beene sometimes there

Hel. I do presume sir, that you are not falne

From the report that goes vpon your goodnesse,

And therefore goaded with most sharpe occasions,

Which lay nice manners by, I put you to

The vse of your owne vertues, for the which

I shall continue thankefull

Gent. What's your will?

Hel. That it will please you

To giue this poore petition to the King,

And ayde me with that store of power you haue

To come into his presence

Gen. The Kings not heere

Hel. Not heere sir?

Gen. Not indeed,

He hence remou'd last night, and with more hast

Then is his vse

Wid. Lord how we loose our paines

Hel. All's well that ends well yet,

Though time seeme so aduerse, and meanes vnfit:

I do beseech you, whither is he gone?

Gent. Marrie as I take it to Rossillion,

Whither I am going

Hel. I do beseech you sir,

Since you are like to see the King before me,

Commend the paper to his gracious hand,

Which I presume shall render you no blame,

But rather make you thanke your paines for it,

I will come after you with what good speede

Our meanes will make vs meanes

Gent. This Ile do for you

Hel. And you shall finde your selfe to be well thankt

what e're falles more. We must to horse againe, Go, go,

prouide.

Enter Clowne and Parrolles.

Par. Good Mr Lauatch giue my Lord Lafew this letter,

I haue ere now sir beene better knowne to you, when

I haue held familiaritie with fresher cloathes: but I am

now sir muddied in fortunes mood, and smell somewhat

strong of her strong displeasure

Clo. Truely, Fortunes displeasure is but sluttish if it

smell so strongly as thou speak'st of: I will hencefoorth

eate no Fish of Fortunes butt'ring. Prethee alow the

winde

Par. Nay you neede not to stop your nose sir: I spake

but by a Metaphor

Clo. Indeed sir, if your Metaphor stinke, I will stop

my nose, or against any mans Metaphor. Prethe get thee

further

Par. Pray you sir deliuer me this paper

Clo. Foh, prethee stand away: a paper from fortunes

close-stoole, to giue to a Nobleman. Looke heere he

comes himselfe.

Enter Lafew.

Clo. Heere is a purre of Fortunes sir, or of Fortunes

Cat, but not a Muscat, that ha's falne into the vncleane

fish-pond of her displeasure, and as he sayes is muddied

withall. Pray you sir, vse the Carpe as you may, for he

lookes like a poore decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally

knaue. I doe pittie his distresse in my smiles of comfort,

and leaue him to your Lordship

Par. My Lord I am a man whom fortune hath cruelly

scratch'd

Laf. And what would you haue me to doe? 'Tis too

late to paire her nailes now. Wherein haue you played

the knaue with fortune that she should scratch you, who

of her selfe is a good Lady, and would not haue knaues

thriue long vnder? There's a Cardecue for you: Let the

Iustices make you and fortune friends; I am for other

businesse

Par. I beseech your honour to heare mee one single

word,

Laf. you begge a single peny more: Come you shall

ha't, saue your word

Par. My name my good Lord is Parrolles

Laf. You begge more then word then. Cox my passion,

giue me your hand: How does your drumme?

Par. O my good Lord, you were the first that found

mee

Laf. Was I insooth? And I was the first that lost thee

Par. It lies in you my Lord to bring me in some grace

for you did bring me out

Laf. Out vpon thee knaue, doest thou put vpon mee

at once both the office of God and the diuel: one brings

thee in grace, and the other brings thee out. The Kings

comming I know by his Trumpets. Sirrah, inquire further

after me, I had talke of you last night, though you

are a foole and a knaue, you shall eate, go too, follow

Par. I praise God for you.

Flourish. Enter King, old Lady, Lafew, the two French Lords, with

attendants.

Kin. We lost a Iewell of her, and our esteeme

Was made much poorer by it: but your sonne,

As mad in folly, lack'd the sence to know

Her estimation home

Old La. 'Tis past my Liege,

And I beseech your Maiestie to make it

Naturall rebellion, done i'th blade of youth,

When oyle and fire, too strong for reasons force,

Ore-beares it, and burnes on

Kin. My honour'd Lady,

I haue forgiuen and forgotten all,

Though my reuenges were high bent vpon him,

And watch'd the time to shoote

Laf. This I must say,

But first I begge my pardon: the yong Lord

Did to his Maiesty, his Mother, and his Ladie,

Offence of mighty note; but to himselfe

The greatest wrong of all. He lost a wife,

Whose beauty did astonish the suruey

Of richest eies: whose words all eares tooke captiue,

Whose deere perfection, hearts that scorn'd to serue,

Humbly call'd Mistris

Kin. Praising what is lost,

Makes the remembrance deere. Well, call him hither,

We are reconcil'd, and the first view shall kill

All repetition: Let him not aske our pardon,

The nature of his great offence is dead,

And deeper then obliuion, we do burie

Th' incensing reliques of it. Let him approach

A stranger, no offender; and informe him

So 'tis our will he should

Gent. I shall my Liege

Kin. What sayes he to your daughter,

Haue you spoke?

Laf. All that he is, hath reference to your Highnes

Kin. Then shall we haue a match. I haue letters sent

me, that sets him high in fame.

Enter Count Bertram.

Laf. He lookes well on't

Kin. I am not a day of season,

For thou maist see a sun-shine, and a haile

In me at once: But to the brightest beames

Distracted clouds giue way, so stand thou forth,

The time is faire againe

Ber. My high repented blames

Deere Soueraigne pardon to me

Kin. All is whole,

Not one word more of the consumed time,

Let's take the instant by the forward top:

For we are old, and on our quick'st decrees

Th' inaudible, and noiselesse foot of time

Steales, ere we can effect them. You remember

The daughter of this Lord?

Ber. Admiringly my Liege, at first

I stucke my choice vpon her, ere my heart

Durst make too bold a herauld of my tongue:

Where the impression of mine eye enfixing,

Contempt his scornfull Perspectiue did lend me,

Which warpt the line, of euerie other fauour,

Scorn'd a faire colour, or exprest it stolne,

Extended or contracted all proportions

To a most hideous obiect. Thence it came,

That she whom all men prais'd, and whom my selfe,

Since I haue lost, haue lou'd; was in mine eye

The dust that did offend it

Kin. Well excus'd:

That thou didst loue her, strikes some scores away

From the great compt: but loue that comes too late,

Like a remorsefull pardon slowly carried

To the great sender, turnes a sowre offence,

Crying, that's good that's gone: Our rash faults,

Make triuiall price of serious things we haue,

Not knowing them, vntill we know their graue.

Oft our displeasures to our selues vniust,

Destroy our friends, and after weepe their dust:

Our owne loue waking, cries to see what's done,

While shamefull hate sleepes out the afternoone.

Be this sweet Helens knell, and now forget her.

Send forth your amorous token for faire Maudlin,

The maine consents are had, and heere wee'l stay

To see our widdowers second marriage day:

Which better then the first, O deere heauen blesse,

Or, ere they meete in me, O Nature cesse

Laf. Come on my sonne, in whom my houses name

Must be digested: giue a fauour from you

To sparkle in the spirits of my daughter,

That she may quickly come. By my old beard,

And eu'rie haire that's on't, Helen that's dead

Was a sweet creature: such a ring as this,

The last that ere I tooke her leaue at Court,

I saw vpon her finger

Ber. Hers it was not

King. Now pray you let me see it. For mine eye,

While I was speaking, oft was fasten'd too't:

This Ring was mine, and when I gaue it Hellen,

I bad her if her fortunes euer stoode

Necessitied to helpe, that by this token

I would releeue her. Had you that craft to reaue her

Of what should stead her most?

Ber. My gracious Soueraigne,

How ere it pleases you to take it so,

The ring was neuer hers

Old La. Sonne, on my life

I haue seene her weare it, and she reckon'd it

At her liues rate

Laf. I am sure I saw her weare it

Ber. You are deceiu'd my Lord, she neuer saw it:

In Florence was it from a casement throwne mee,

Wrap'd in a paper, which contain'd the name

Of her that threw it: Noble she was, and thought

I stood ingag'd, but when I had subscrib'd

To mine owne fortune, and inform'd her fully,

I could not answer in that course of Honour

As she had made the ouerture, she ceast

In heauie satisfaction, and would neuer

Receiue the Ring againe

Kin. Platus himselfe,

That knowes the tinct and multiplying med'cine,

Hath not in natures mysterie more science,

Then I haue in this Ring. 'Twas mine, 'twas Helens,

Who euer gaue it you: then if you know

That you are well acquainted with your selfe,

Confesse 'twas hers, and by what rough enforcement

You got it from her. She call'd the Saints to suretie,

That she would neuer put it from her finger,

Vnlesse she gaue it to your selfe in bed,

Where you haue neuer come: or sent it vs

Vpon her great disaster

Ber. She neuer saw it

Kin. Thou speak'st it falsely: as I loue mine Honor,

And mak'st connecturall feares to come into me,

Which I would faine shut out, if it should proue

That thou art so inhumane, 'twill not proue so:

And yet I know not, thou didst hate her deadly,

And she is dead, which nothing but to close

Her eyes my selfe, could win me to beleeue,

More then to see this Ring. Take him away,

My fore-past proofes, how ere the matter fall

Shall taze my feares of little vanitie,

Hauing vainly fear'd too little. Away with him,

Wee'l sift this matter further

Ber. If you shall proue

This Ring was euer hers, you shall as easie

Proue that I husbanded her bed in Florence,

Where yet she neuer was.

Enter a Gentleman.

King. I am wrap'd in dismall thinkings

Gen. Gracious Soueraigne.

Whether I haue beene too blame or no, I know not,

Here's a petition from a Florentine,

Who hath for foure or fiue remoues come short,

To tender it her selfe. I vndertooke it,

Vanquish'd thereto by the faire grace and speech

Of the poore suppliant, who by this I know

Is heere attending: her businesse lookes in her

With an importing visage, and she told me

In a sweet verball breefe, it did concerne

Your Highnesse with her selfe.

A Letter.

Vpon his many protestations to marrie mee when his wife was

dead, I blush to say it, he wonne me. Now is the Count Rossillion

a Widdower, his vowes are forfeited to mee, and my

honors payed to him. Hee stole from Florence, taking no

leaue, and I follow him to his Countrey for Iustice: Grant

it me, O King, in you it best lies, otherwise a seducer flourishes,

and a poore Maid is vndone.

Diana Capilet

Laf. I will buy me a sonne in Law in a faire, and toule

for this. Ile none of him

Kin. The heauens haue thought well on thee Lafew,

To bring forth this discou'rie, seeke these sutors:

Go speedily, and bring againe the Count.

Enter Bertram.

I am a-feard the life of Hellen (Ladie)

Was fowly snatcht

Old La. Now iustice on the doers

King. I wonder sir, sir, wiues are monsters to you,

And that you flye them as you sweare them Lordship,

Yet you desire to marry. What woman's that?

Enter Widdow, Diana, and Parrolles.

Dia. I am my Lord a wretched Florentine,

Deriued from the ancient Capilet,

My suite as I do vnderstand you know,

And therefore know how farre I may be pittied

Wid. I am her Mother sir, whose age and honour

Both suffer vnder this complaint we bring,

And both shall cease, without your remedie

King. Come hether Count, do you know these Women?

Ber. My Lord, I neither can nor will denie,

But that I know them, do they charge me further?

Dia. Why do you looke so strange vpon your wife?

Ber. She's none of mine my Lord

Dia. If you shall marrie

You giue away this hand, and that is mine,

You giue away heauens vowes, and those are mine:

You giue away my selfe, which is knowne mine:

For I by vow am so embodied yours,

That she which marries you, must marrie me,

Either both or none

Laf. Your reputation comes too short for my daughter,

you are no husband for her

Ber. My Lord, this is a fond and desp'rate creature,

Whom sometime I haue laugh'd with: Let your highnes

Lay a more noble thought vpon mine honour,

Then for to thinke that I would sinke it heere

Kin. Sir for my thoughts, you haue them il to friend,

Till your deeds gaine them fairer: proue your honor,

Then in my thought it lies

Dian. Good my Lord,

Aske him vpon his oath, if hee do's thinke

He had not my virginity

Kin. What saist thou to her?

Ber. She's impudent my Lord,

And was a common gamester to the Campe

Dia. He do's me wrong my Lord: If I were so,

He might haue bought me at a common price.

Do not beleeue him. O behold this Ring,

Whose high respect and rich validitie

Did lacke a Paralell: yet for all that

He gaue it to a Commoner a'th Campe

If I be one

Coun. He blushes, and 'tis hit:

Of sixe preceding Ancestors that Iemme

Confer'd by testament to'th sequent issue

Hath it beene owed and worne. This is his wife,

That Ring's a thousand proofes

King. Me thought you saide

You saw one heere in Court could witnesse it

Dia. I did my Lord, but loath am to produce

So bad an instrument, his names Parrolles

Laf. I saw the man to day, if man he bee

Kin. Finde him, and bring him hether

Ros. What of him:

He's quoted for a most perfidious slaue

With all the spots a'th world, taxt and debosh'd,

Whose nature sickens: but to speake a truth,

Am I, or that or this for what he'l vtter,

That will speake any thing

Kin. She hath that Ring of yours

Ros. I thinke she has; certaine it is I lyk'd her,

And boorded her i'th wanton way of youth:

She knew her distance, and did angle for mee,

Madding my eagernesse with her restraint,

As all impediments in fancies course

Are motiues of more fancie, and in fine,

Her insuite comming with her moderne grace,

Subdu'd me to her rate, she got the Ring,

And I had that which any inferiour might

At Market price haue bought

Dia. I must be patient:

You that haue turn'd off a first so noble wife,

May iustly dyet me. I pray you yet,

(Since you lacke vertue, I will loose a husband)

Send for your Ring, I will returne it home,

And giue me mine againe

Ros. I haue it not

Kin. What Ring was yours I pray you?

Dian. Sir much like the same vpon your finger

Kin. Know you this Ring, this Ring was his of late

Dia. And this was it I gaue him being a bed

Kin. The story then goes false, you threw it him

Out of a Casement

Dia. I haue spoke the truth.

Enter Parolles.

Ros. My Lord, I do confesse the ring was hers

Kin. You boggle shrewdly, euery feather starts you:

Is this the man you speake of?

Dia. I, my Lord

Kin. Tell me sirrah, but tell me true I charge you,

Not fearing the displeasure of your master:

Which on your iust proceeding, Ile keepe off,

By him and by this woman heere, what know you?

Par. So please your Maiesty, my master hath bin an

honourable Gentleman. Trickes hee hath had in him,

which Gentlemen haue

Kin. Come, come, to'th' purpose: Did hee loue this

woman?

Par. Faith sir he did loue her, but how

Kin. How I pray you?

Par. He did loue her sir, as a Gent. loues a Woman

Kin. How is that?

Par. He lou'd her sir, and lou'd her not

Kin. As thou art a knaue and no knaue, what an equiuocall

Companion is this?

Par. I am a poore man, and at your Maiesties command

Laf. Hee's a good drumme my Lord, but a naughtie

Orator

Dian. Do you know he promist me marriage?

Par. Faith I know more then Ile speake

Kin. But wilt thou not speake all thou know'st?

Par. Yes so please your Maiesty: I did goe betweene

them as I said, but more then that he loued her, for indeede

he was madde for her, and talkt of Sathan, and of

Limbo, and of Furies, and I know not what: yet I was in

that credit with them at that time, that I knewe of their

going to bed, and of other motions, as promising her

marriage, and things which would deriue mee ill will to

speake of, therefore I will not speake what I know

Kin. Thou hast spoken all alreadie, vnlesse thou canst

say they are maried, but thou art too fine in thy euidence,

therefore stand aside. This Ring you say was yours

Dia. I my good Lord

Kin. Where did you buy it? Or who gaue it you?

Dia. It was not giuen me, nor I did not buy it

Kin. Who lent it you?

Dia. It was not lent me neither

Kin. Where did you finde it then?

Dia. I found it not

Kin. If it were yours by none of all these wayes,

How could you giue it him?

Dia. I neuer gaue it him

Laf. This womans an easie gloue my Lord, she goes

off and on at pleasure

Kin. This Ring was mine, I gaue it his first wife

Dia. It might be yours or hers for ought I know

Kin. Take her away, I do not like her now,

To prison with her: and away with him,

Vnlesse thou telst me where thou hadst this Ring,

Thou diest within this houre

Dia. Ile neuer tell you

Kin. Take her away

Dia. Ile put in baile my liedge

Kin. I thinke thee now some common Customer

Dia. By Ioue if euer I knew man 'twas you

King. Wherefore hast thou accusde him al this while

Dia. Because he's guiltie, and he is not guilty:

He knowes I am no Maid, and hee'l sweare too't:

Ile sweare I am a Maid, and he knowes not.

Great King I am no strumpet, by my life,

I am either Maid, or else this old mans wife

Kin. She does abuse our eares, to prison with her

Dia. Good mother fetch my bayle. Stay Royall sir,

The Ieweller that owes the Ring is sent for,

And he shall surety me. But for this Lord,

Who hath abus'd me as he knowes himselfe,

Though yet he neuer harm'd me, heere I quit him.

He knowes himselfe my bed he hath defil'd,

And at that time he got his wife with childe:

Dead though she be, she feeles her yong one kicke:

So there's my riddle, one that's dead is quicke,

And now behold the meaning.

Enter Hellen and Widdow.

Kin. Is there no exorcist

Beguiles the truer Office of mine eyes?

Is't reall that I see?

Hel. No my good Lord,

'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see,

The name, and not the thing

Ros. Both, both, O pardon

Hel. Oh my good Lord, when I was like this Maid,

I found you wondrous kinde, there is your Ring,

And looke you, heeres your letter: this it sayes,

When from my finger you can get this Ring,

And is by me with childe, &c. This is done,

Will you be mine now you are doubly wonne?

Ros. If she my Liege can make me know this clearly,

Ile loue her dearely, euer, euer dearly

Hel. If it appeare not plaine, and proue vntrue,

Deadly diuorce step betweene me and you.

O my deere mother do I see you liuing?

Laf. Mine eyes smell Onions, I shall weepe anon:

Good Tom Drumme lend me a handkercher.

So I thanke thee, waite on me home, Ile make sport with

thee: Let thy curtsies alone, they are scuruy ones

King. Let vs from point to point this storie know,

To make the euen truth in pleasure flow:

If thou beest yet a fresh vncropped flower,

Choose thou thy husband, and Ile pay thy dower.

For I can guesse, that by thy honest ayde,

Thou keptst a wife her selfe, thy selfe a Maide.

Of that and all the progresse more and lesse,

Resoluedly more leasure shall expresse:

All yet seemes well, and if it end so meete,

The bitter past, more welcome is the sweet.

Flourish.

The Kings a Begger, now the Play is done,

All is well ended, if this suite be wonne,

That you expresse Content: which we will pay,

With strife to please you, day exceeding day:

Ours be your patience then, and yours our parts,

Your gentle hands lend vs, and take our hearts.

Exeunt. omn.

FINIS. ALL'S Well, that Ends Well.

Twelfe Night, Or what you will

Actus Primus, Scaena Prima.

Enter Orsino Duke of Illyria, Curio, and other Lords.

Duke. If Musicke be the food of Loue, play on,

Giue me excesse of it: that surfetting,

The appetite may sicken, and so dye.

That straine agen, it had a dying fall:

O, it came ore my eare, like the sweet sound

That breathes vpon a banke of Violets;

Stealing, and giuing Odour. Enough, no more,

'Tis not so sweet now, as it was before.

O spirit of Loue, how quicke and fresh art thou,

That notwithstanding thy capacitie,

Receiueth as the Sea. Nought enters there,

Of what validity, and pitch so ere,

But falles into abatement, and low price

Euen in a minute; so full of shapes is fancie,

That it alone, is high fantasticall

Cu. Will you go hunt my Lord?

Du. What Curio?

Cu. The Hart

Du. Why so I do, the Noblest that I haue:

O when mine eyes did see Oliuia first,

Me thought she purg'd the ayre of pestilence;

That instant was I turn'd into a Hart,

And my desires like fell and cruell hounds,

Ere since pursue me. How now what newes from her?

Enter Valentine.

Val. So please my Lord, I might not be admitted,

But from her handmaid do returne this answer:

The Element it selfe, till seuen yeares heate,

Shall not behold her face at ample view:

But like a Cloystresse she will vailed walke,

And water once a day her Chamber round

With eye-offending brine: all this to season

A brothers dead loue, which she would keepe fresh

And lasting, in her sad remembrance

Du. O she that hath a heart of that fine frame

To pay this debt of loue but to a brother,

How will she loue, when the rich golden shaft

Hath kill'd the flocke of all affections else

That liue in her. When Liuer, Braine, and Heart,

These soueraigne thrones, are all supply'd and fill'd

Her sweete perfections with one selfe king:

Away before me, to sweet beds of Flowres,

Loue-thoughts lye rich, when canopy'd with bowres.

Exeunt.

Scena Secunda.

Enter Viola, a Captaine, and Saylors.

Vio. What Country (Friends) is this?

Cap. This is Illyria Ladie

Vio. And what should I do in Illyria?

My brother he is in Elizium,

Perchance he is not drown'd: What thinke you saylors?

Cap. It is perchance that you your selfe were saued

Vio. O my poore brother, and so perchance may he be

Cap. True Madam, and to comfort you with chance,

Assure your selfe, after our ship did split,

When you, and those poore number saued with you,

Hung on our driuing boate: I saw your brother

Most prouident in perill, binde himselfe,

(Courage and hope both teaching him the practise)

To a strong Maste, that liu'd vpon the sea:

Where like Orion on the Dolphines backe,

I saw him hold acquaintance with the waues,

So long as I could see

Vio. For saying so, there's Gold:

Mine owne escape vnfoldeth to my hope,

Whereto thy speech serues for authoritie

The like of him. Know'st thou this Countrey?

Cap. I Madam well, for I was bred and borne

Not three houres trauaile from this very place

Vio. Who gouernes heere?

Cap. A noble Duke in nature, as in name

Vio. What is his name?

Cap. Orsino

Vio. Orsino: I haue heard my father name him.

He was a Batchellor then

Cap. And so is now, or was so very late:

For but a month ago I went from hence,

And then 'twas fresh in murmure (as you know

What great ones do, the lesse will prattle of,)

That he did seeke the loue of faire Oliuia

Vio. What's shee?

Cap. A vertuous maid, the daughter of a Count

That dide some tweluemonth since, then leauing her

In the protection of his sonne, her brother,

Who shortly also dide: for whose deere loue

(They say) she hath abiur'd the sight

And company of men

Vio. O that I seru'd that Lady,

And might not be deliuered to the world

Till I had made mine owne occasion mellow

What my estate is

Cap. That were hard to compasse,

Because she will admit no kinde of suite,

No, not the Dukes

Vio. There is a faire behauiour in thee Captaine,

And though that nature, with a beauteous wall

Doth oft close in pollution: yet of thee

I will beleeue thou hast a minde that suites

With this thy faire and outward charracter.

I prethee (and Ile pay thee bounteously)

Conceale me what I am, and be my ayde,

For such disguise as haply shall become

The forme of my intent. Ile serue this Duke,

Thou shalt present me as an Eunuch to him,

It may be worth thy paines: for I can sing,

And speake to him in many sorts of Musicke,

That will allow me very worth his seruice.

What else may hap, to time I will commit,

Onely shape thou thy silence to my wit

Cap. Be you his Eunuch, and your Mute Ile bee,

When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see

Vio. I thanke thee: Lead me on.

Exeunt.

Scaena Tertia.

Enter Sir Toby, and Maria.

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