If Dodo had felt some excusable pride in having torn up the Prince's
photograph, her refusal to let him know where she was gave her a still
more vivid sense of something approaching heroism. She did not blame
anyone but herself for the position into which she had drifted during
those weeks in Switzerland. She was quite conscious that she might
have stopped any intimacy of this sort arising, and consequently the
establishment of this power over her. But she felt she was regaining
her lost position. Each sensible refusal to admit his influence over
her was the sensible tearing asunder of the fibres which enveloped her.
It was hard work, she admitted, but she was quite surprised to find
how comfortable she was becoming. Jack really made a very satisfactory
background to her thoughts. She was very fond of him, and she looked
forward to their marriage with an eager expectancy, which, was partly,
however, the result of another fear.
She was sitting in the drawing-room next day with Miss Grantham,
talking about nothing particular very rapidly.
"Of course, one must be good to begin with," she was saying; "one
takes that for granted. The idea of being wicked never comes into my
reckoning at all. I should do lots of things if I didn't care what I
did, that I shouldn't think of doing at all now. I've got an admirable
conscience. It is quite good, without being at all priggish. It isn't
exactly what you might call in holy orders, but it is an ecclesiastical
layman, and has great sympathy with the Church. A sort of lay-reader,
you know."
"I haven't got any conscience at all," said Miss Grantham. "I believe I
am fastidious in a way, though, which prevents me doing conspicuously
beastly things."
"Oh, get a conscience, Grantie," said Dodo fervently, "it is such a
convenience. It's like having someone to make up your mind for you.
I like making up other people's minds, but I cannot make up my own;
however, my conscience does that for me. It isn't me a bit. I just give
it a handful of questions which I want an answer upon, and it gives me
them back, neatly docketed, with 'Yes' or 'No' upon them."
"That's no use," said Miss Grantham. "I know the obvious 'Yeses' and
'Noes' myself. What I don't know are the host of things that don't
matter much in themselves, which you can't put down either right or
wrong."
"Oh, I do all those," said Dodo serenely, "if I want to, and if I
don't, I have an excellent reason for not doing them, because I am not
sure whether they are right. When I set up my general advice office,
which I shall do before I die, I shall make a special point of that for
other people. I shall give decided answers in most cases, but I shall
reserve a class of things indifferent, which are simply to be settled
by inclination."
"What do you call indifferent things?" asked Miss Grantham, pursuing
the Socratic method.
"Oh, whether you are to play lawn tennis on Sunday afternoon," said
Dodo, "or wear mourning for second cousins, or sing alto in church for
the sake of the choir; all that sort of thing."
"Your conscience evidently hasn't taken orders," remarked Miss Grantham.
"That's got nothing to do with my conscience," said Dodo. "My
conscience doesn't touch those things at all. It only concerns itself
with right and wrong."
"You're very moral this morning," said Miss Grantham. "Edith," she went
on, as Miss Staines entered in a howling wilderness of dogs, "Dodo has
discovered a conscience."
"Whose?" asked Edith.
"Why, my own, of course," said Dodo; "but it's no discovery. I always
knew I had one."
"There's someone waiting to see you," said Edith. "I brought his card
in."
She handed Dodo a card.
"Prince Waldenech," she said quietly to herself, "let him come in here,
Edith. You need not go away."
Dodo got up and stood by the mantelpiece, and displayed an elaborate
attention to one of Edith's dogs. She was angry with herself for
needing this minute of preparation, but she certainly used it to the
best advantage; and when the Prince entered she greeted him with an
entirely natural smile of welcome.
"Ah, this is charming," she said, advancing to him. "How clever of you
to find out my address."
"I am staying at a house down here," said the Prince, lying with
conscious satisfaction as he could not be contradicted, "and I could
not resist the pleasure."
Dodo introduced him to Edith and Miss Grantham, and sat down again.
"I sent no address, as I really did not know where I might be going,"
she said, following the Prince's lead. "That I was not in London was
all my message meant. I did not know you would be down here."
"Lord Chesterford is in England?" asked the Prince.
"Oh, yes, Jack came with me as far as Dover, and then he left me for
the superior attractions of partridge-shooting. Wasn't it rude of him?"
"He deserves not to be forgiven," said the Prince.
"I think I shall send you to call him out for insulting me," said Dodo
lightly; "and you can kill each other comfortably while I look on. Dear
old Jack."
"I should feel great pleasure in fighting Lord Chesterford if you told
me to," said the Prince, "or if you told him to, I'm sure he would feel
equal pleasure in killing me."
Dodo laughed.
"Duelling has quite gone out," she said. "I sha'n't require you ever to
do anything of that kind."
"I am at your service," he said.
"I wish you'd open that window then," said Dodo; "it is dreadfully
stuffy. Edith, you really have too many flowers in the room."
"Why do you say that duelling has done out?" he asked. "You might as
well say that devotion has gone out."
"No one fights duels now," said Dodo; "except in Prance, and no one,
even there, is ever hurt, unless they catch cold in the morning air,
like Mark Twain."
"Certainly no one goes out with a pistol-case, and a second, and a
doctor," said the Prince; "that was an absurd way of duelling. It is no
satisfaction to know that you are a better shot than your antagonist."
"Still less to know that he is a better shot than you," remarked Miss
Grantham.
"Charming," said the Prince; "that is worthy of Lady Chesterford. And
higher praise--"
"Go on about duelling," said Dodo, unceremoniously.
"The old system was no satisfaction, because the quarrel was not about
who was the better shot. Duelling is now strictly decided by merit. Two
men quarrel about a woman. They both make love to her; in other words,
they both try to cut each other's throats, and one succeeds. It is far
more sensible. Pistols are stupid bull-headed weapons. Words are much
finer. They are exquisite sharp daggers. There is no unnecessary noise
or smoke, and they are quite orderly."
"Are those the weapons you would fight Lord Chesterford with, if Dodo
told you to?" asked Edith, who was growing uneasy.
The Prince, as Dodo once said, never made a fool of himself. It was
a position in which it was extremely easy for a stupid man to say
something very awkward. Lady Grantham, with all her talent for asking
inconvenient questions, could not have formed a more unpleasant one. He
looked across at Dodo a moment, and said, without a perceptible pause,--
"If I ever was the challenger of Lady Chesterford's husband, the
receiver of the challenge has the right to choose the weapons."
The words startled Dodo somehow. She looked up and met his eye.
"Your system is no better than the old one," she said. "Words become
the weapons instead of pistols, and the man who is most skilful with
words has the same advantage as the good shot. You are not quarrelling
about words, but about a woman."
"But words are the expression of what a man is," said the Prince. "You
are pitting merit against merit."
Dodo rose and began to laugh.
"Don't quarrel with Jack, then," she said. "He would tell the footman
to show you the door. You would have to fight the footman. Jack would
not speak to you."
Dodo felt strongly the necessity of putting an end to this
conversation, which was effectually done by this somewhat uncourteous
speech. The fencing had become rather too serious to please her, and
she did not wish to be serious. But she felt oppressively conscious
of this man's personality, and saw that he was stronger than she was
herself. She decided to retreat, and made a desperate effort to be
entirely flippant.
"I hope the Princess has profited by the advice I gave her," she said.
"I told her how to be happy though married, and how not to be bored
though a Russian. But she's a very bad case."
"She said to me dreamily as I left," said the Prince, "'You'll hear of
my death on the Matterhorn. Tell Lady Chesterford it was her fault.'"
Dodo laughed.
"Poor dear thing," she said, "I really am sorry for her. It's a great
pity she didn't marry a day labourer and have to cook the dinner and
slap the children. It would have been the making of her."
"It would have been a different sort of making," remarked the Prince.
"I believe you can even get _blasé_ of being bored," said Miss
Grantham, "and then, of course, you don't get bored any longer, because
you are bored with it."
This remarkable statement was instantly contradicted by Edith.
"Being bored is a bottomless pit," she remarked. "You never get to the
end, and the deeper you go the longer it takes to get out. I was never
bored in my life. I like listening to what the dullest people say."
"Oh, but it's when they don't say anything that they're so trying,"
said Miss Grantham.
"I don't mind that a bit," remarked Dodo. "I simply think aloud to
them. The less a person says the more I talk, and then suddenly I see
that they're shocked at me, or that they don't understand. The Prince
is often shocked at me, only he's too polite to say so. I don't mean
that you're a dull person, you know, but he always understands. You
know he's quite intelligent," Dodo went on, introducing him with a
wave of her hand, like a showman with a performing animal. "He knows
several languages. He will talk on almost any subject you wish. He was
thirty-five years of age last May, and will be thirty-six next May."
"He has an admirable temper," said the Prince, "and is devoted to his
keeper."
"Oh, I'm not your keeper," said Dodo. "I wouldn't accept the
responsibility. I'm only reading extracts from the advertisement about
you."
"I was only reading extracts as well," observed the Prince. "Surely
the intelligent animal, who knows several languages, may read its own
advertisement?"
"I'm not so sure about your temper," said Dodo, reflectively: "I shall
alter it to 'is believed to have an admirable temper.'"
"Never shows fight," said the Prince.
"But is willing to fight if told to," said she. "He said so himself."
"Oh, but I only bark when I bite," said the Prince, alluding to his
modern system of duelling.
"Then your bite is as bad as your bark," remarked Dodo, "which is a
sign of bad temper. And now, my dear Prince, if we talk any more about
you, you will get intolerably conceited, and that won't do at all. I
can't bear conceited men. They always seem to me to be like people on
stilts. They are probably not taller than oneself really, and they're
out of all proportion, all legs, and no body or head. I don't want
anyone to bring themselves down to my level when they talk to me.
Conceited people always do that. They get off their stilts. If there's
one thing that amuses me more than another, it is getting hold of their
stilts and sawing them half through. Then, when they get up again they
come down 'Bang,' and you say: 'Oh, I hope you haven't hurt yourself.
I didn't know you went about on stilts. They are very unsafe, aren't
they?'"
Dodo was conscious of talking rather wildly and incoherently. She
felt like a swimmer being dragged down by a deep undercurrent. All
she could do was to make a splash on the surface. She could not swim
quietly or strongly out of its reach. She stood by the window playing
with the blind cord, wishing that the Prince would not look at her. He
had a sort of deep, lazy strength about him that made Dodo distrust
herself--the indolent consciousness of power that a tiger has when he
plays contemptuously with his prey before hitting it with one deadly
blow of that soft cushioned paw.
"Why can't I treat him like anyone else?" she said to herself
impatiently. "Surely I am not afraid of him. I am only afraid of being
afraid. He is handsome, and clever, and charming, and amiable, and here
am I watching every movement and listening to every word he says. It's
all nonsense. Here goes."
Dodo plunged back into the room, and sat down in the chair next him.
"What a charming time we had at Zermatt," she said. "That sort of place
is so nice if you simply go there in order to amuse yourself without
the bore of entertaining people. Half the people who go there treat it
as their great social effort of the year. As if one didn't make enough
social efforts at home!"
"Ah, Zermatt," said the Prince, meditatively. "It was the most
delightful month I ever spent."
"Did you like it?" said Dodo negligently. "I should have thought
that sort of place would have bored you. There was nothing to do. I
expected you would rush off as soon as you got there, and go to shoot
or something."
"Like Lord Chesterford and the partridges," suggested Edith.
"Oh, that's different," said Dodo. "Jack thinks it's the duty of every
English landlord to shoot partridges. He's got great ideas of his duty."
"Even when it interferes with what must have been his pleasure,
apparently," said the Prince.
"Oh; Jack and I will see plenty of each other in course of time. I'm
not afraid he will go and play about without me."
"You are too merciful," said the Prince.
"Oh, I sha'n't be hard on Jack. I shall make every allowance for his
shortcomings, and I shall expect that he will make allowance for mine."
"He will have the best of the bargain;" said the Prince.
"You mean that he won't have to make much allowance for me?" asked
Dodo. "My dear Prince, that shows how little you really know about me.
I can be abominable. Ask Miss Staines if I can't. I can make a man
angry quicker than any woman I know. I could make you angry in a minute
and a quarter, but I am amiable this morning, and I will spare you."
"Please make me angry," said the Prince.
Dodo laughed, and held out her hand to him.
"Then you will excuse my leaving you?" she said. "I've got a letter to
write before the midday post. That ought to make you angry. Are you
stopping to lunch? No? _Au revoir_, then. We shall meet again sometime
soon, I suppose. One is always running up against people."
"Dodo shook hands with elaborate carelessness and went towards the
door, which the Prince opened for her.
"You have made me angry," he murmured, as she passed out, "but you will
pacify me again, I know."
Dodo went upstairs into her bedroom. She was half frightened at her own
resolution, and the effort of appearing quite unconcerned had given
her a queer, tired feeling. She heard a door shut in the drawing-room
below, and steps in the hall. A faint flush came over her face, and she
got up quickly from her chair and rah downstairs. The Prince was in the
hall, and he did not look the least surprised to see Dodo again.
"Ah, you are just off?" she asked.
Then she stopped dead, and he waited as if expecting more. Dodo's eyes
wandered round the walls and came back to his face again.
"Come and see me in London any time," she said in a low voice. "I shall
go back at the end of the week."
The Prince bowed.
"I knew you would pacify me again," he said.