CHAPTER III.--STARTLING REVELATIONS.

|We will now suppose twenty-four hours to have passed Since the scenes

narrated in the last chapter.

The gloaming is beginning to gloam.

It began to look as though if something were not done for Pumpkin Jim

pretty previously, he would pass with a gentle, gliding movement up the

flume.

He was growing fainter hour by hour, and the extreme torpidity of

his liver, gave rise to grave apprehensions on the part of his gentle

guardian.

His leg also gave him extreme pain and cause for uneasiness, to say the

least. It had swollen to about the size of a flour barrel, and was still

swelling as we go to press.

He opened his eyes with a low moan, and looked up into the limber

sun-bonnet.

"Beauteous one, with the ethereal brow!" he began, but Geraldine blushed

and bade him let up.

"Gentle lady," he began again, "I am aware that the crisis is near.

Unless I have help very soon, in some form or other, I shall have

clomb the golden stair. Already the circulation is impaired, and the

transverse duplex has ceased to vibrate. Dissolution is coming on. My

pulse grows feebler hour by hour, and I feel that another morning sun

will find only my earthly tenement here. My spirit will have wung its

way to the realms of eternal day."

"O, do not talk that way," sobbed Geraldine, filling her apron full of

large, irregular fragments of grief. "It cannot, must not be!"

"Do not be over confident," said Pumpkin Jim. "Few men would have lived

as I have with a rib running through the centre of the liver, and into

the ground for nine or ten inches without great difficulty. The secret

of my power of endurance, I will, however, confide to you, as this may

be positively my last appearance. My true name is not Pumpkin Jim; that

is only a _nom de plume_. My sure enough name is Jesse James--that is

the secret of my longevity. I have been killed a great deal. I have lost

my life in almost every State in the Union. At first it used to make

me gloomy and taciturn to be killed so much; but latterly I became

very much pleased and flattered by this attention. It is sad to think,

however, that after being killed by some of our most prominent men,

I should at last yield up the ghost in a lonely canon, at the urgent

solicitation of a narrow-guage mule. But enough; it is useless to

repine. All that I am kicking about is, that after dying in so many

different styles, and in such desirable conditions, surrounded by all

the comforts of civilization, and getting a large amount of newspaper

space, and having a patent medicine portrait of myself published in the

papers, I should succumb to the death-dealing jackass, in the solitude

of the mountains.

"I cannot die again, however, without telling you of my love. I might

occupy your time by telling you of my long and glittering career of

crime, but it would take too long. I have nothing to lay at your feet

but my untarnished record as a highway robber, and my all consuming

love.

"It would ease the pain of my dying hour if you were to say to me that

you returned my love."

Our hero then fell back upon the mossy bank and gasped for breath, while

to all appearances the last moments of Pumpkin Jim had come.

It was a trying time for a young thing like Geraldine to pass through.

She stooped over him and fanned him with her sun bonnet and whispered a

few low musical words in his ear.

That did the business.

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