A NEWSPAPER PARAGRAPH.
Mr Rogers enjoyed his newspaper. To speak more accurately, he enjoyed
several: and one of Fancy's duties--by no means the least pleasant or
the least onerous--was to read to him daily the main contents of
'The Western Morning News,' 'The Western Daily Mercury,' and
'The Shipping Gazette': and on Thursdays from cover to cover--at a
special afternoon _seance_--'The Troy Herald,' with its weekly bulletin
of more local news.
"What's the items this week?" asked Mr Rogers, puffing at a freshly lit
pipe and settling himself down to listen.
Fancy opened the paper at its middle sheet, folded it back and scanned
it.
"Here we are. 'If you want corsets, go to--' no, that's an
advertisement. 'Troy Christian Endeavour. Under the auspices of the
above-named flourishing society--'"
"Skip the Christian Endeavour."
"Very well. The next is 'Wesley Guild. A goodly company met this week
to hear the Rev. J. Bates Handcock on "Gambling: its Cause and Cure."
The reverend gentleman is always a favourite at Troy--'"
"He's none of mine, anyway. Skip the Wesley Guild."
"Right-o! 'On Wednesday last, in spite of counter attractions, much
interest was testified by those who assembled in the Institute Hall to
hear Mr Trudgeon, lately returned from the United States, on the Great
Canyon of Colorado, illustrated with lantern slides. The lecturer in a
genial manner, after personally conducting his audience across the Great
Continent--'"
"Damn," said Mr Rogers. "Get on to the drunks. Ain't there any?"
"Seems not. How will this do?"
'Report says that Monday's Agricultural Demonstration
--a full report of which will be found in
another column--was not without its comic relief,
beloved of dramatists. On dit that--'"
"On what?"
"Dit. Misprint, perhaps."
'On dit that two highly respected sons of the
brine, recently settled in our midst, and one of
whom has recently been elected to teach our young
ideas how to shoot, were so fired with emulation
by the ploughing in Class C as to challenge one
another then and there to a trial of prowess, much
to the entertainment of our agricultural friends.
The stakes were for a considerable amount, and
the two heroes who had elected to plough something
more solid than the waves, quickly found
themselves the observed of all observers. Rumour,
that lying jade, hints at a lady in the case.
Certain it is that the pair, whose names have of
late been syn--been sy-nonymous--with,'--
"--O Lor'! here's a heap of it, master!"
"Skip the long syllables an' get on."
"H'm--m--"
'--acquitted themselves to the astonishment of the
judges, and of everybody else in the field.
Search out the lady, as our Gallic neighbours say.'
--"Where's Gallic?"
"Don't know. Ask Shake Benny. He supplies the Troy Notes to the
'Herald.'"
"Oh, does he?"
"Yes: he gets his gossip off Philp; and dresses it up. That's how it's
done. Philp has a nose like a ferret's: but he was unfort'nit in his
education. You may trust Philp to get at the facts--leastways you can
trust him for gossip: but he can't dress anything up. . . . Why, what's
the matter with the child?"
Fancy Tabb never laughed: and this was the queerer because she had a
sense of humour beyond her years. Though by no means a gleeful child
she could express glee naturally enough: but a joke merely affected her
with silent convulsive twitchings, as though the risible faculties
struggled somewhere within her but could not bring the laugh to birth.
These spasms of mirth, whatever had provoked them, were cut short--and
her explanation too--by a heavy footstep on the stairs.
"Cap'n Hunken!" she announced, and went to open the door. "Most like he
wants to talk business with you same as Cap'n Hocken did this morning,
and I'd better make myself scarce. That's the silly way they've taken
to behave, 'stead of callin' together."
"Ay, you're sharp, missy," said her master. "But 'twon't be the same
arrand this time, as it happens: so you're wrong for once."
Fancy, if she heard, did not answer, for 'Bias by this time had reached
the landing without. She opened to him. "Good afternoon, sir."
"Afternoon, missy. I saw your father in the shop, and he told me to
walk up. Mr Rogers disengaged?"
"Ay, Cap'n--walk in, walk in!" said Mr Rogers from his chair.
What is it to-day? Business? or just a pipe and a chat?"
"Well, it's business," allowed 'Bias with a glance at the girl.
"But I'll light a pipe over it, if you don't mind."
"And I'll fit and make tea for you both," said Fancy. "It's near about
time."
She vanished and closed the door behind her. 'Bias found a chair,
seated himself, and filled his pipe very slowly and thoughtfully.
Mr Rogers waited.
"The business that brings me--" 'Bias paused, struck a match and lit
up--"ain't quite the ordinary business."
"No?"
"No." For a few seconds 'Bias appeared to be musing. "In fact you
might call it a--a sort o' flutter. That's the word--ain't it?--when
you take a bit o' money and play venturesome with it, against your usual
habits."
"Ay?" Mr Rogers looked at him sharply. "When I say venturesome,"
continued 'Bias, "you'll understand I don't mean foolhardy. . . .
Nothin' o' the sort. I want to hear o' something tolerably safe, into
which a man might put a small sum he happened to have lyin' about."
"What sort of investment?"
"Ay, that's just what I want you to tell me. Ten per cent, we'll say,
an' no more'n a moderate risk. . . . I reckoned as a man like you might
know, maybe, o' half a dozen things o' the sort."
"What's the amount?" Mr Rogers's eyes, that had opened wide for a
moment, narrowed themselves upon him in a curiosity that hid some
humour.
"Put it at a hundred pound."
"Oh!--er--I mean, is that all?"
"You see," exclaimed 'Bias. "You mustn' run away wi' the notion that I
ain't satisfied as things are. Four and five per cent--and that's what
you get for me--does best in the main. I can live within the income and
sleep o' nights. But once in a way--"
"Ay," interrupted Mr Rogers, "and more especially when _it's to oblige a
friend_."
'Bias withdrew the pipe from his mouth and stared. "You're a clever
one, too! . . . Well, and I don't mind you're knowin'. 'Tis a relief,
in a way: for now you know I'm pleased enough with your dealins' on my
own account."
"Thank 'ee. I'm not askin' no names."
"As to that, I'd rather not mention the name, either. But I'd be very
glad o' your advice: for 'tis important to me, in a way o' speakin'!"
Mr Rogers nodded. "If that's so," said he, "you must give me a little
time to think. There's mortgages, o' course: and there's deals to be
done in shipping: and there's money-lendin,--though you'd object to
that, maybe. . . . Anyway, you come to me to-morrow, and I may have
something to propose."
"Thank 'ee. I take that as friendly."
"Right." Mr Rogers let drop a trembling half-paralysed hand towards the
newspaper which lay on the floor beside his chair. "Would ye mind--"
'Bias stepped forward and picked it up for him.
"Thank 'ee. No: I want you to keep it. . . . I'm goin' to do a thing
that's friendlier yet: though it be a risk. Open the paper at the
middle sheet--right-hand side, an' look out a column headed
'Troy News.' . . . Got it?"
"Half a moment--Yes,' Troy News'--Here we are!"
"Now cast your eye down the column till you come 'pon a part about last
Monday's Agricultural Demonstration."
"The devil!" swore 'Bias. "You don't mean to say--"
"'Course I do. Everything gets into the papers nowadays. . . .
You'll find it spicy."
'Bias found the paragraph and started to read, with knitted brows.
Its journalistic style held him puzzled for fully half a minute.
Then he ejaculated "Ha!" and snorted. After another ten seconds he
snorted again and exploded some bad words--some very bad words indeed.
"Thought I'd warn you to be careful," said Mr Rogers. "You don't take
it amiss, I hope? In a little place like this there's eyes about all
the time--an' tongues."
"I'd like to find the joker who wrote it?" breathed 'Bias, the paper
trembling between his hands.
"I can't tell you who _wrote_ it," said the ship-chandler; "but I can
give a pretty close guess who's responsible for it: and that's Philp."
"Philp?"
"Mind ye, I say 'tis but a guess."
"I'll Philp him!"
"Well, he's no fav'rite o' mine," said Mr Rogers grinning. "He's too
suspicious for me, and I hate a man to be suspicious. . . . But he's the
man I suspect."
"Where does he live?"
"Union Place--two flights o' steps below John Peter Nanjulian's--
left-hand side as you go up. But you can't have it out with him on
suspicion only."
"Can't I?" said 'Bias grimly. "I'll ask him plain 'yes' or 'no.'
If he says 'yes,' I'll know what to do, and you may lay I'll do it."
"But if he says 'no'?"
"Then I'll call him a liar," promised 'Bias without a moment's
indecision. "That'll touch him up, I should hope. . . . _Where_ did you
say he lives?"
At this moment there came a knock at the door and Fancy entered with the
tea-tray.
"If you'd really like a talk with him," said Mr Rogers, blinking,
"maybe you'd best let the child here take you to his house. . . .
Eh, missy? Cap'n Hunken tells me as how he'd like to pay a call 'pon Mr
Philp, up in Union Place."
"Now?" asked Fancy.
"The sooner the better," answered 'Bias, crushing 'The Troy Herald'
between his hands.
Fancy's hands, disencumbered of the tea-tray, began to twitch violently.
"Very well, master," was all she said, however; and with that she left
the room to fetch her hat and small cloak.
"I'd advise you to tackle Philp gently," was Mr Rogers's warning as soon
as the pair were alone. "Not that I've any likin' for the man: but the
point is, you've no evidence. He'll tell you--and, likely enough, with
truth--as he never act'ally wrote what's printed."
"You leave him to me," answered 'Bias grimly, gulping his tea and
preparing to sally forth.
"An' you might remember to leave the child outside. If a lady's name is
to be handled in the discussion, you understand. . . . Besides which,
witnesses are apt to be awk'ard. Two's the safe number when there's a
delicate point to be cleared up."
Fancy reappeared and announced herself ready. 'Bias caught up his hat.
. . . Left to himself, Mr Rogers lay back in his chair and chuckled.
He did not care two straws for Mr Philp, or for what might happen to
him. His mind was off on quite another train of thought.
"I wonder what the woman's game is? 'A hundred pound lyin' idle'--and
Hocken around with the same tale this forenoon. . . . Ten per cent, and
at a moderate risk. . . . She's shrewd, too, by all accounts. . . .
Damme, if this isn't a queer cross-runnin' world! A woman like that, if
I'd had the luck to meet her a three-four year ago--before _this_
happened!" . . . He eyed his palsied hand as it reached out, shaking,
for the tea-cup.
"When we get to the door," said 'Bias heavily, as he and Fancy turned
out of the street into the narrow entry of Union Place, "you're to step
back and run away home."
"No fear," she assured him. "I'm doin' you a favour, an' don't you
forget it."
"But you can't come inside with me."
"_That's_ all right. Nobody said as I wanted to, in my hearin'.
I can see all I want to see. There's a flight o' steps runnin' up close
outside the window."
She pointed it out and quite candidly indicated the point at which she
proposed to perch herself. "And there's another window at the back,"
she added: "so's you can see all that's happenin' inside."
"Better fit you ran away home," he repeated.
"You can't _make_ me," retorted Fancy. "Unless, o' course, you choose
to use force, here in broad daylight. As a friend of mine said, only
the other day," she went on, snatching at a purple patch from
'Pickerley,' "the man as would lift his hand against a woman deserves
whatever can be said of him. Public opinion will condemn him in this
life, and, in the next, worms are his portion. So there!"
"I dunno what you're talkin' about," said 'Bias, preoccupied with the
thought of coming vengeance.
"Who's meanin' to lift his hand against a woman?"
"Well, mind you don't, that's all!"
She left him standing on the doorstep, and skipped away up the steps.
Having reached a point which commanded a view over the blinds of Mr
Philp's front window, she gave a glance into the room, and at once her
arms and legs started to twitch as though in the opening movement of
some barbaric war-dance.
'Bias, still inattentive, took no heed of these contortions. After a
moment's pause he rapped sharply on the door with the knob of his
walking-stick, then boldly lifted the latch and strode into the passage.
On his right the door of the front parlour stood ajar. He thrust it
wide open and entered. And, as he entered, a female figure arose from a
chair on the far side of the room.
"I--I beg your pardon, ma'am!" stammered 'Bias, falling back a pace.
"Polly wants a kiss!" screamed a voice. It did not seem to proceed from
the lady. . . . Somehow, too, it was strangely familiar. . . .
'Bias stared wildly about him.
At the same moment, and just as his eyes fell on the parrot-cage on the
table, the lady--But was it a lady? Heavens! what did it resemble--this
figure in female attire?
"Drat your bird! He won't say no worse! And this is the third mornin'
I've sat temptin' him!"
Mr Philp--yes, it was Mr Philp--in black merino frock, Paisley shawl and
ribboned cap on which a few puce-coloured poppies nodded--Mr Philp, with
a handful of knitting, and a ball of worsted trailing at his feet--
But it is impossible to construct a sentence which would do justice to
Mr Philp as he loomed up and swam into ken through 'Bias's awed surmise;
and the effort shall be abandoned.
Mr Philp slowly unwound the woollen wrap that had swathed his beard out
of sight.
"Clever things, birds," said Mr Philp, and his voice seemed to regain
its identity as the folds of the bandage dropped from him. "I wonder
whether shavin' would help! . . . I don't like to be beat."
'Bias, who had come with that very intent, lifted a hand--but let it
fall again. No, he could not!
"Good Lord!" he ejaculated, and fled from the house.
Outside, Fancy--who had seen all--was executing a fandango on the step.
"Help!" she called, taunting him. "_Who_ talked o' liftin' a hand
against a woman?"