THE QUARRY SLAVE

The tired business man leaves his home in the country just in time to

catch the next train. By ten o'clock, at the latest, he is in his

office, having ridden up to the thirteenth floor in an express elevator

and so gained a distinct advantage over his London competitors who are

in the habit of walking up to their offices on the third floor. He finds

his mail opened and sorted on his desk. He glances over the most

important letters, puts aside those requiring immediate attention, and

has his shoes shined. At eleven o'clock he calls up on the telephone

and, in the course of fifteen minutes' conversation, transacts a great

deal of business which has to be confirmed by letter. His father would

merely have written the letter.

Ignoring the primary rule of health which forbids the mingling of work

and recreation, he makes a business appointment for lunch, and between

one o'clock and half-past three he puts through a deal on which his

father would have spent at least half an hour during his busiest hours.

Returning to his office he dictates several letters which he dictated

the day before and into which a number of vital errors have been

introduced in the course of transcription. This necessitates repeated

reference to a card catalogue, an operation which takes some time

because the young man in charge has been brought up on the phonetic

system and experiences some difficulty in determining the proper place

of the letter G in the alphabet. From 3:30 to 4:30 the business man is

interviewed by an agent who demonstrates the merits of a new

labour-saving letter file. Donning his overcoat hastily he runs to make

an express which takes eight minutes to reach Grand Central Station,

whereas the local trains sometimes take as much as eleven minutes.

Later, exhausted by his efforts of the day, he just manages to purchase

two seats on the aisle from a speculator, and staggers to his chair at

8:30 as the curtain rises on the first act of "The Girl and the

Eskimo."

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