REALISM

(AFTER A-N-LD B-N-ETT)

In the dining-room of her little apartment, from the windows of which

one might catch a glimpse of the Place de la Révolution on a clear day,

Madame Lafarge was laying the table for supper. She had folded the

table-cloth in two. With outstretched arms she held the four ends of the

beautifully laundered piece of napery between the thumb and

middle-finger of either hand. Suddenly she released two of the corners

of the white cloth, transferring her grip with practised deftness to the

two other corners, and whipped the flapping sheet across the table with

a confident gesture that emphasised the vigour of her ample bosom. The

further end of the cloth wrinkled. Perfect mistress of herself, Madame

Lafarge walked around the table and patted the offending creases into

an unblemished surface. She was extremely proud of her finger-nails,

upon which she spent fifteen minutes twice a day.

From the china-closet at one end of the room, Madame Lafarge brought

forth two plates, which she placed on the table at either end of a

perfect diameter. This diameter she bisected with four salt and pepper

casters of cut-glass topped with silver elaborately chased in the

bourgeois style. While arranging the spoons she happened to look at the

clock and noticed that it was a quarter past five. M. Lafarge would be

leaving his shop behind the Palais Royal in half an hour. He would stop

at the tobacconist's for his semi-weekly bag of fine-cut Maryland and

would probably call at the cobbler's for Madame's second best shoes

which she was having resoled for the third time; they would last out the

winter. That would bring her husband home within an hour. In another

half hour it would be time to put the cutlets on the fire. As she walked

into the kitchen she wondered whether there was quite enough flour in

the sauce. A heavy sauce made M. Lafarge toss about in bed.

Outside, on the Place, they were guillotining Marie Antoinette....

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