A MAD WORLD

_From an old-fashioned country doctor to an eminent alienist in New York

city:_

My dear Sir:

I cannot claim the honour of your acquaintance. My name is quite unknown

to you. For some thirty years I have been established in this little

town, ministering to a district which extends five miles in every

direction from my house-door. My practice, varying little from year to

year consists largely in prescribing liniments, quinine, camphorated

oil, and bicarbonate of soda; and regularly I am summoned, of course,

into the presence of the august mysteries of birth and death.

The life, though grateful, is laborious. The opportunities for keeping

in touch with the march of events in the great world outside are

limited. It has nevertheless been one of the few delights of my

restricted leisure to follow your career through the medium of the

public press. My own course, as I have shown, lies far from the highly

specialised and fascinating field of mental pathology to which you have

devoted yourself. But from the distance I have admired the expert skill

and the consummate authority which have made you the central figure in

an unbroken succession of brilliant criminal trials. I have admired and

kept silent. If I have departed from my custom in the present instance,

it is only because I feel that your brilliant services in the recent

Fletcher embezzlement case ought not, in justice to yourself and to our

common profession, to be passed over in silence.

Let me recall the principal circumstances of the Fletcher case. The man

Fletcher was indicted for appropriating the funds of the trust company

of which he was the head. His lawyer pleaded insanity and called upon

you to give an account of several examinations you had made of the

prisoner's mental condition. You testified that on one occasion you

asked the defendant how much two plus two is, and he replied four,

thereby revealing the extraordinary cunning with which the insane assume

the mask of sanity. You then asked him to enumerate the days of the week

in their proper order. This the prisoner did without the least

hesitation, thereby supplying a remarkable instance of the unnatural

lucidity and precision of thought which, in the case of those suffering

from progressive insanity, immediately precede a complete mental

eclipse.

On the other hand you found that the defendant was unable to recall the

name of the clergyman who had married him to his first wife at San

Jacinto, Texas, twenty-seven years ago; an unaccountable failure of

memory, which could not be passed over as an accident and must be

accepted as a symptom of the gravest nature. You cited the prisoner's

lavish expenditure on motor-cars and pearl necklaces as evidence of his

inability to recognise the value of money; and this in turn clearly

indicated a congenital incapacity to recognise values of any kind,

whether physical or moral. This contention you drove home by citing the

very terms of the indictment, in which it was charged that the prisoner

had failed to distinguish between what was his and what was not

his--another infallible sign of approaching mental deliquescence.

You did not stop with the man Fletcher. You searched his family history

and found (1) a great-uncle of the defendant who used to maintain that

Mrs. E. D. N. Southworth was a greater genius than George Eliot; (2) a

second cousin who dissipated a large fortune by reckless investments in

wild-cat mining shares; and (3) a nephew who was accustomed to begin his

dinner with the salad and finish with the soup.

At the trial, counsel for defence asked you a hypothetical question. It

contained between nine and ten thousand words arranged in two hundred

and fifty principal clauses, and nearly a thousand subordinate

adjective and adverbial clauses, with no less than eighty-three

parentheses and seven asterisks referring to as many elaborate

foot-notes. It would have taken a professional grammarian from three to

six days to grasp the proper sequence of the clauses. Yet it is on

record that within three seconds after the lawyer had finished his

question, and while he was still wiping the sweat from his forehead, you

answered "Yes." This is all the more curious because I gather from

statements in the press that while the question was being propounded to

you, you were apparently engaged in jesting with your fellow-experts or

nodding cheerfully to friends in different parts of the court-room.

Needless to say Fletcher was acquitted.

I have mentioned your fellow-experts. That recalls to my mind another

admirable phase of your services in behalf of the medical art. Your

activity in the criminal courts has freed our profession from the

ancient reproach that doctors can never agree. As a matter of fact,

whether you have been retained by the prosecution or the defence, I

cannot think of a single instance in which you have failed to agree with

every one of the half-dozen other experts on the same side. More than

that, I firmly believe that if by some unexpected intervention you were

suddenly transferred from the employ of the defence to that of the

prosecution, or _vice versa_, your opinion would still be in complete

harmony with that of every one of your new colleagues. In offering your

services impartially to the District Attorney or to counsel for the

defence you have lived up to that lofty impartiality of service which is

the glory of our art. The physician knows neither friend nor foe,

neither saint nor sinner. From the rich store of your expert knowledge

you can draw that with which to satisfy all men.

I find it hard to frame a single formula which shall describe the sum

total of your achievements in the field of medicine. Perhaps one might

say that you have discovered the unitary principle underlying the laws

of health and disease, for which men have searched since the beginning

of time. Behind all physical ills they have looked for Evil. Behind

diseases they have looked for Disease. That unitary principle you have

found in what goes by the general name of Insanity. The cynical opinion

of mankind long ago laid it down that all crimes may be resolved into

the single crime of allowing one's self to be found out. If a poor man

is caught, it is stupidity or negligence. But obviously, when a wealthy

criminal is apprehended, the only possible explanation is that he is

insane.

The youthful degenerate who resorts to murder; the financier who steals

the savings of the poor; the lobbyist who buys a Senator-ship and sells

a State; the Pittsburg millionaire who seeks to rise above the laws of

bigamy, may all be explained, and acquitted, in terms of mental

aberration. The only parallel in history that I can think of, is the

elder Mr. Weller's belief in the efficacy of an alibi as a defence in

trials for murder and for breach of promise of marriage.

I congratulate you, sir. You have discovered a principle which, like

charity, covers a multitude of sins. Like charity, too, your discovery

begins at home. For, as I have shown, there is no home in this broad

land wherein the expert will fail to discover the necessary great-aunt

or third cousin endowed with the precise degree of paranoia, paresis, or

infantile dementia required to secure an acquittal, or, at least, a

disagreement of the jury.

Sincerely yours,

AN ADMIRER.

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