I waited nearly a week, and yielding to fate wrote as follows:

"Dear Dr. Gunther: The article is altogether admirable. It seems to me

that there are just two subjects which never lose their appeal to the

average man. One is the food by which he lives. The other is the

universe in which he lives. They represent the opposite poles in his

nature, one being no less important than the other. Let the primitive

man but satisfy the cravings of his stomach, and his awed gaze will turn

to the illimitable glory of the stars. I think of Pasteur's epoch-making

researches into the processes of food-fermentation and then I think of

Galileo. If you ask me which is the greater man, I will say frankly I do

not know. Your article will duly appear in our magazine, though not for

some time. In the meanwhile, it may be that additions or changes will

suggest themselves to you. Very likely you have a carbon copy of your

manuscript at home. Make such alterations as you see fit and send the

new manuscript to us as soon as you are satisfied with it."

The foregoing letter was addressed to Dr. Gunther in Boston. Two days

later he wrote from his home address in New York. He said: "I cannot

speak adequately of the consideration you have given to my poor literary

effort. Your letter offering me an opportunity to revise the manuscript

reached me just before I left for New York. At home I found the original

article awaiting me, in my own envelope. Evidently it had occurred to

you that I might not have a copy of the article at hand--which is indeed

the case--and so you hastened to send me the original."

Of course the envelope containing the good Doctor's manuscript had not

fallen into the hands of the janitor at all. It had caught the quick eye

of our conscientious mail-boy, who saw his duty and promptly did it. It

only remains for me to persuade the managing editor to print the article

when it comes back. After what I have gone through, this should not be

difficult. Our readers, therefore, may look forward to a masterly

article on a subject of great interest. Whether it is an astronomical

article or a pure food article the reader will learn for himself.

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