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AT THE NEW LAW COURTS.--The cry of the solicitor who has to go to
the top story to transact business is, “Please give us a lift.” The
solicitor’s lift, if introduced, will be called a conveyancer.
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A VERY BAD JUDGE.--The man who tries his friends.
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MOTTO FOR A MAN REPRIEVED FROM THE GALLOWS.--No noose is good news.
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STRANGE SORT OF BUSINESS.--Lawyers sometimes take a different view
of things from other persons; so perhaps they may understand how a
stationer can think it is to his advantage to give this public notice
in his window,--“Deeds abstracted.”
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[Illustration: “All in! all in! walk up, ladies!--just a going to
begin! None of your shams here, but real bullet-headed murderers! All
in! all in!”]
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