SONGS OF THE CIRCUIT

From Circuit to Circuit, although we may roam,

Be it ever so briefless, there’s none like the Home;

A fee from the skies p’rhaps may follow us there,

Which, seek through the courts, is ne’er met with elsewhere.

Home, Home, sweet sweet Home,

There’s none of the Circuits can equal the Home.

When out on the Home, lodgings tempt you in vain,

The railroad brings you back to your chambers again:

On the Home the expenses for posting are small;

Give me that--’tis the Circuit, the cheapest of all.

Home, Home, sweet sweet Home,

There’s none of the Circuits can equal the Home.

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LEGAL PUGILISM.--The Chancery Bar has been lately occupied with a

question relating to a patent for pins’ heads. The costs are estimated

at £5,000. The lawyers are the best boxers, after all. Only let them

get a _head in chancery_, even a _pin’s_, and see how they make the

proprietor _bleed_.

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[Illustration: “Let us speak of a man as we find him.”]

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