_Turtle-Dove Terrace._ * * * * * [Illustration: “LIVE AND LEARN.”--_Magistrate._ “Do you know the nature of an oath, my boy?” _Witness (promptly)_: “Yess, sir. Must take it, sir--’relse I can’t be ’memb’r o’ Parl’ment, sir!”] * * * * *