[Illustration: “Never miss a chance of ingratiating yourself with the
jury, even at the expense of the judge.”
(An opportunity often occurs after lunch.)]
[Illustration: “Always laugh at the judge’s jokes. It is not upon such
an occasion that his lordship observes that he _will_ NOT have the
court turned into a theatre.”]
[Illustration: “Show no mercy to the police; they have few friends.”]
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[Illustration: REAL PRESENCE OF MIND
Policeman X 24, drunk and almost incapable, is just able to blow his
whistle for help!]
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