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"Mr. ---- maintained that it was extraordinuary that if he was only
slightly dead deceased did not hear the lorry."--_Local Paper._
Most extraordinuary.
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[Illustration: _Generous Stranger._ "WILL YOU HAVE ANOTHER PINT? (_No
answer._) I SAY--WILL YOU HAVE ANOTHER PINT?"
_Hodge._ "DON'T 'EE ASK ZILLY QUESTIONS. ORDER IT."]
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