Rising from amid the trees immediately before you, at the entrance

to the town and the branching of High Street and All Saints’ Street,

is All Saints’ Church, the other of the two old churches of the Old

Town. It stands immediately at the foot of that great chalky down

which drops sheer to the sea and is known as East Cliff; and its

crowded churchyard, hemmed in with grimy houses, runs at a steep

angle up the hillside. I am not greatly impressed with the interior of

the church, but its tower is altogether admirable. It has that best

thing in towers, sturdiness, and with its deeply splayed buttresses,

strongly marked stringcourses, and general air of refined emphasis, is

the embodiment of strength and beauty. I feel especially grateful to

it, for it stands just where it should for pictorial composition, at

the head of the old street, and it and the old “White Hart” inn form

excellent foils to one another, as Church and Inn should do. They are

as antithetic, in the sentiment of the scene, as light and shade are in

the rendering of it.

Let those who are desirous of immortal fame see that an eccentric

epitaph marks the spot where they lie. There is no surer passport

to eternal recollection. Thus, apart from “Old Humphrey,” a local

celebrity who lies here, the hundreds of the dear departed might be

anonymous for all any one cares; excepting three only. Even the casual,

unobservant stranger entering the church can scarce help seeing the

epitaph on “John Archdeacon,” who died in 1820, aged nine; but if he

did _not_ see it, it is quite certain his attention would soon be drawn

that way, for it is a cherished local curiosity:

Here lies an only darling Boy

Who was his widow’d Mother’s joy;

Her grief and sad affliction prove

How tenderly she did him love.

In childish play he teas’d a mule

Which rag’d its angry owner’s soul,

And through whose angry blows and spleen

This child so soon a corpse was seen.

His Mother now is left to mourn

The loss of her beloved Son.

Though sighs and tears will prove in vain,

She hopes in Heaven to meet again.

The name of a modern public-house in the town, the “Kicking Donkey,”

near St. Clement’s Church, would appear to have derived from this,

although the pictorial sign represents the quite different scene of a

seaside holiday-maker trying to keep his seat on the back of a restive

jackass.

The second unusual epitaph is to a smuggler:

This Stone

Sacred to the memory of

Joseph Swain, Fisherman

was erected at the expence of

the members of the friendly

Society of Hastings

in commiseration of his cruel and

untimely death and as a record of

the public indignation at the needless

and sanguinary violence of

which he was the unoffending Victim

He was shot by Geo. England, one

of the Sailors employ’d in the Coast

-blockade service in open day on the

13th March 1821 and almost instantly

expir’d, in the twenty ninth Year of

his age leaving a Widow and five

small children to lament his loss.

The third immortal is Edward Alldridge, “who was Maliciously shot,

April 23rd, 1806. Aged 41 years.” It is curious that his son Edward

was, according to the same stone, “accidentally shot, May 13th, 1810.

Aged 15 years.”

[Illustration: ALL SAINTS’.]

There is little time in this age for brooding over historical

celebrities or notorieties, but if Hastings dwelt much upon the past,

it could find little pleasure in the recollection that it was the

birthplace of Titus Oates, whose baptism is registered in 1619, in the

books of All Saints’, of which his father was afterwards rector. Titus

was himself curate here.

Much, indeed, might be written of the clergy of All Saints’, but not a

large proportion of it to their credit. I do not know if we may fairly

include him who was hanged at Tyburn in 1586 for the crime of forging

his presentation to the living. He was not properly rector. As he had

to be hanged in any case, it seems a pity they did not suspend him from

the tower of All Saints’; it would have been much more picturesque. He

was practically wasted at Tyburn, where executions were an everyday

dish.

Then there was the Reverend Mr. Hinson, royalist, who, busily

denouncing the Roundheads in his sermon of Sunday, July 9th, 1643, was

told that the subjects of his abuse were in the town, and the stern

Colonel Morley even then on the way to make him prisoner. He left his

discourse at a loose end and bunked, hooked it, vamoosed, cut his

stick, fled, or merely went—just as you please. Only, perhaps, to say

he “went” hardly meets the case, for he departed with such celerity

that he had not time even to shift his surplice. The Roundheads

thereupon occupied the church, made it a dormitory, preached burlesque

sermons from the pulpit, and generally behaved like blasphemous

blackguards, finally making off with all the surplices they could find.

Mr. Hinson was arrested three days later and lodged in a filthy gaol,

with a tinker to match, who was not only dirty but rude, and, declaring

he was the elder of the two, and therefore privileged, took the one

bench in the place, leaving the curate the cold, cold floor. He had

three weeks’ imprisonment at Hastings, and how much beside would have

been awarded him in London, whither he was removed, we do not know,

for he escaped and joined his King at Oxford, and so is heard of no

more.

A tablet in the church to a former rector with the humorous name of

Webster Whistler, a connection of Sir Whistler Webster, of Battle

Abbey, reminds one of a curious incident. He died at the great age of

eighty-four in 1831. A distinguished pluralist, he held the rather

distant benefice of Newtimber, on the Brighton Road, in addition

to this in Hastings. A quarrel with the squire of Newtimber led to

the living of that tiny place being put up to auction in 1817. The

clergyman was interested enough to be in London when the sale took

place, and to his disgust heard the auctioneer describe Newtimber as

held by an infirm and hoary vicar with one foot in the grave, and that

consequently the reversion would soon fall in. The Reverend Whistler

was then but seventy, and as hale and hearty as a ploughman. He arose

in wrath, and so convinced the room of his being good for another

twenty years that the advowson found no purchaser.

The much-beneficed Whistler was no ill friend to the smugglers, who

then formed a considerable part of the population of Hastings, and

passively lent his church to them for a cellar. It was told of him

that, hearing movements one night in his garden, and preparing to fire

upon those he thought to be burglars, a voice reassured him with the

whisper, “Hush, your reverence, it’s the brandy!” It was the smugglers’

thank-offering. The only flaw in this story is the circumstance that

the clergyman would not have mistaken his smuggling friends for

midnight marauders, for he was used to find such gifts brought to

his door. Later, when this kind of friendly understanding became too

notorious, the kegs were deposited in the crowded churchyard, and

visitors at his table sometimes heard him tell his man to “go and see

if there’s any brandy in old Swain”: “old Swain” being one of the

numerous clan of that very common name at Hastings, and lying in a

table-like tomb which made an excellent and unsuspected cellar.

When this picturesque cleric happened to find his cellar low, he was

not averse from hinting at the fact in the texts of his sermons.

Discourses upon the “wine that maketh glad the heart of man” and on

the miracle of turning water into wine, with applications readily

understood by his congregation, rarely failed in their object; for we

must by no means suppose that a smuggler was necessarily a lawless and

an impious, or even an ungrateful man: and a fervent piety was no bar

to “free trading.”

The most striking thing in All Saints’ Church is a curious notice in

the belfry, with words and letters running together like those of an

ill-read proof:

This is a belfry that is free

for all those that can civil be

and if you please to chime or ring

it is a very pleasant thing

There is no musick playd or sung

like unto Bells when they rwell rung

then ring your bells well if you can

Silence is best for every man.

But if you ring in Spur or hat

sixpence you pay besure of that

and if a bell you overthrow

pray pay a groat before you go

People who are commonly civil are not, as a rule, enjoined to show

civility, and it is therefore fair to assume that there had been

disturbances, and sweet bells jangled, before this old notice was set

up.

LI

All Saints’ Street is the most picturesque in the old town. Its houses

are for the most part ancient, and rarely are two alike. Many are

gabled, some lean heavily forward or against their neighbours, others

have latticed casements and great heavy timber frames; few are those

that are not sketchable, and in between them goes the long narrow

street, deep down below the raised pavements, towards the sea. The most

picturesque of these ancient tenements, and perhaps also the oldest,

is certainly the most famous, for it was the home of the aged mother

of Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovel at the time when his squadron came

cruising off the Sussex coast. We are told how, coming off Hastings,

the Admiral, saying he had business ashore, was rowed to the Stade.

Walking up All Saints’ Street, to the house pictured here, a humble old

woman came forth, and he kissed her, called her “Mother,” and asked her

blessing.

If improving frenzy will permit, the old house, already well on into

its fifth century, is sound enough to last centuries more; and when

modern iron and steel have rusted, or become brittle, its stout oaken

timbering will be as sturdy as ever.

[Illustration: OLD HOUSE, ALL SAINTS’ STREET.]

Between All Saints’ Street and High Street formerly ran the Bourne

stream to the sea. Its course is now marked by Bourne Street, running,

narrow and steep, to the shore.

And there is the sea. Not something outside the picture, as it seems to

the road-farer who, tracing the road to Brighton, comes at last to the

Aquarium, and finds the beach and the sea, as it were, “side-shows,”

but an intimate part of the place—great waves slapping down vigorously

upon a narrow shore, and, when the stormy winds do blow, spouting in

great clouds of spray overhead, bringing with them tons of shingle or

taking away many cubic yards of Parade and sea-wall.

No one could ever entertain the remotest doubt of Hastings being,

in the most intimate sense, the seaside. The roadway of the front,

especially the front of the Old Town, is so narrow, and the

groyne-protected beach in general of such meagre proportions that,

to be housed on the front, is to enjoy every sea-salty benefit of an

ocean voyage, without its accompanying miseries of sickness. But the

situation is not without its own peculiar drawbacks. Just as some great

vessel, ploughing through heaving billows, will, in sailor language,

“ship it green,” so do the more exposed houses take full measure when

waves run high, cataracts flowing down basement steps and converting

coal-cellars into impromptu marine tanks.

The elements at Hastings are at odds with the Board of Trade, which

has forbidden the Corporation to take beach from the foreshore. Winds,

waves, and currents deposit shingle in the roadway, and it has then to

be cleared up; and, since the Government Department cannot require it

to be replaced, it is sold. According to the town accounts for 1904,

the Town Council in that year made £24 out of 120 tons of beach washed

up in this way.

The sea in this Old Town corner of Hastings is undoubtedly the

“ever fresh, the ever free” of the poet: the rolling ocean, the

heaving billow, and everything adjectival in the marine sort. It is

unquestionably that which you fail in many places of the Eastbourne

type quite to realise: the home of little sprats and great whales;

the cruising-ground of fisher-boats, steamships, and navies, no less

than of the _Albertine_, the _New Albertine_, and the _Favourite_

sailing-yachts, on which you get very seasick for the ridiculous sum of

a shilling an hour.

The sea is that which your point of view makes it: home of the guardian

fleets; a course upon which steamships earn dividends for their owners;

the grave of thousands of drowned sailors; or fishing-ground for

trawlers and seiners.

For what were you created? Answer, wild waves! For the delight of the

midsummer child, with spade and bucket, and clothes tucked up; to

enable the railway companies to run excursions to the “resorts” risen

by the edge of you? What, on balance, are you: blessing or curse? You

render our shores inviolate, but your sundering straits and oceans

perpetuate Babel and maintain conflicting nationalities.

Were it not for you and St. George’s Channel there would be no Ireland,

and consequently no Home Rule Question. For that, at any rate, we owe

you a grudge—and must, since we cannot yet shift to fill that Channel

up—continue to owe it.

[Illustration: HASTINGS OLD TOWN.]

This is the Stade, where the fisher-town exists, sufficient to itself,

self-contained, and quite as apart in feeling, manners and customs,

from the modern town and St. Leonards as though it were sundered by

gulfs and distances, instead of just adjoining. Not a gulf, in fact,

but something in the way of a mountain—the West Hill—intervenes, and

only by the narrow line of George Street, Pelham Place, and Castle

Street is ready communication open. It is sufficiently ready, but

new town and old have different ideals in life, and agree to mingle

over that thoroughfare threshold only when business calls. In the

unconventional streets of the Old Town you lounge in the sunshine

at open windows, or squat in unconcerned deshabille on doorsteps,

gossiping across the width of the road; in modern Hastings the streets

are of a greater width, but the manners are more strait, and you do not

gaze forth from windows or exchange scandal with the house opposite.

The grandest view of Hastings is that of the Old Town from hard by

the modern, but picturesque, Lifeboat House, whence you see the great

East Hill looming magnificently up above the huddled houses that,

whether they be of old red brick or tarred wood, are all, in the mass,

artistically “right.” It is, in the summer, a crowded quarter, for the

excursionists who feel a little abashed by the stucco magnificences and

primnesses of newer Hastings and St. Leonards, and cannot elsewhere

come into close communion with the untamed sea, find here an ideal

dumping-ground for babies and provision-baskets. Here, thanks to modern

masonry groynes, a fine mass of beach is gradually accumulating, in

heaped-up plenty.

But it is not a crowded beach and a sunny sky that give the artist

his chance at this point. His opportunity comes at those times when

most folk would choose to be under shelter; when the rainbow arches in

the leaden sky, the domestic washing of the Old Town flaps wetly in

the squalls, and the distant tackle-boxes and the bell-turret of the

Fishermen’s Church stand out almost in the blackness of silhouettes.

Then the East Hill looks all its size, and more.

Unhappily, brutal things have been done in modern times to East Hill

and West, in the cutting of shafts through the chalk for lifts; and

the scar thus made in the face of the East Hill is, from many points,

atrociously prominent; while day-trippers have even been known to

mistake the embattled lift-station on the sky-line up there for the

Castle.

LII

But sketchable at every turn is the Stade: the very reverse of St.

Leonards, whose formal houses and formal people no one would choose to

sketch or interest one’s self in. Here is the “Dolphin” inn, the “House

for sea-wonders,” with an amazing fish from some distant clime hanging,

very goggle-eyed and finny, and very dry, by the door; and, no doubt,

stranger sights within. Beside it are “Tamarisk Steps.” Who is there

would not, for sheer love of their names, explore Tamarisk Steps and

Tackleway, that goes inland, parallel with All Saints’ Street, to the

back of All Saints’ itself?

[Illustration: OLD TACKLE-BOXES, HASTINGS.]

The “tackle-boxes” on the beach at Rock-a-Nore are a peculiar feature

of the fisherman’s quarter. They are tall, tower-like, black-tarred

wooden sheds of four or five storeys’ height, built in rows at

right-angles to the sea, and identified by letters of the alphabet.

In them are stored the nets and miscellaneous gear of the smacks.

Generally groups of depressed, guernseyed, weather-beaten smacksmen may

be seen and spoken with while mending their tackle, and are as unlike

the fishermen and longshore folk of the comic artists as well may be.

They are not so phenomenally broad in the “starn,” so pot-bellied,

nor so patchy; and, instead of having that little dense patch of

spade-beard, like the chin-beards of Rameses and other typical Egyptian

statues, as inseparable from the conventional fisherman as a nimbus

from the head of a saint, they are either very full-whiskered or quite

clean-shaven. But the conventional fisherman will no more become

obsolete than the conventional burglar with his ankle-jacks, his fur

cap, and his furtive glance; or the conventional John Bull. There is

nothing like them on earth, but they are necessary abstractions for the

feeding of unimaginative minds.

You may read in the guide-books how the term “Chop-back” will rouse a

Hastings fisherman to fury, and timid, yet inquiring people, approach

the subject with them apologetically; but I declare they turn a puzzled

look upon you, and seem hardly to comprehend the meaning of what is

supposed to be a very offensive name—“Hastings Chop-backs,” deriving

from the supposed descent of the Hastingers from those Norse rovers

whose terrible axes cleaved their enemies down the back from skull

to chine. Traditions of this undoubted antiquity are deserving of

all respect, and probably the Hastings fisherfolk are descendants of

those fierce rovers, but they are the mildest vikings it is possible

to conceive, and would no more think of chopping any one down the

back than they would dream of refusing a drink, even though the Blue

Ribbonites of the Mission Church are active among them.

“Fishin’ ain’t wot it wur” is the general verdict; neither for

“hur’n”—that is to say, “herring”—in the fore-part of the year, nor for

mackerel in the after; yet the fish-market on the Stade seems busier

than ever in the mornings, and over a thousand people subsist upon the

proceeds of the harvest of the sea. But the fisherman is forced to

cruise greater distances than before, the Channel being fished out and

clean-swept by trawlers. Indeed, to listen to the doleful talk of a

Hastings fisherman, one might think that not a single sprat or mackerel

swam the English Channel between the North Foreland and the Lizard.

Those who explore this corner of old Hastings will acquire odd pieces

of information from the fisherfolk. Rock-a-Nore, it will be found from

them, and from one’s own personal experience, is the coldest place in

the town; and, although they are not responsive to “Chop-backs,” they

tell you that “Bourne” (_i.e._ Eastbourne) men are “Winnicks.” They

look with disapproval on the new harbour-works; and are, indeed, true

Conservatives, for they instinctively think any change to be inevitably

for the worse.

Were I a fisherman I should, at any rate, resent the inference of

the Mission Church planted on the beach, in their midst, as though

an outpost of Christianity among the heathen. And such a mildewed,

blue-mouldy, repellent building! But perhaps the situation, at the

remote end—the _cul-de-sac_—of the beach, suggested the idea of

paganism, piracy, and all sorts of unchristian things, at Rock-a-Nore;

but if it be true that _Labore est orare_, then the fishermen are on

more certain ground than many of the prayerful people who missionise

them.

This is indeed, geographically, a dead-end, under the grey-white cliffs

of East Hill; and being so, the Hastings Corporation have planted here

those undesirable things—a mortuary and a dust-shoot. Next door to the

mortuary you see the grim, unconscious humour of a warehousing firm’s

announcement, “Tapner and Co. for Removals,” and at the end of all

things, where a gigantic stone and concrete groyne projects into the

sea, there is the town dust-destructor. Beyond is the perilous beach to

Ecclesbourne, where the toppling cliffs above and the treacherous tide

below often offer the unwary the unwelcome choice of being crushed or

drowned.

LIII

On the way from Old Town to New, passing a flagrant music-hall and

the hideous stucco semicircle of Pelham Crescent, you perceive, up

aloft, on the craggy cliff’s edge, the ragged ruins of the old Norman

Castle of Hastings, whose grey and mouldering walls are craggy as those

chalk cliffs themselves. It is a long, a circuitous, and an arduous

climb to the eyrie where that battered stronghold is perched, and

although superior persons scorn and abuse the lift that brings you

swiftly and without toil to that height, the elderly and the unduly

fleshy, Hamlet-like persons among them, “fat and scant of breath,”

take advantage of it, and archæologise easefully by the aid of modern

mechanism. But little remains to arouse enthusiasm or to employ

the pencil of the artist, and that which might have been, from its

situation, as imposing as the Castle of Dover itself, is but the matter

of a few speculative arches and grizzled masonry.

Ever since the historic period, and doubtless long before the era of

recorded things began, there existed a castle, or a fortified post,

on this lofty cliff-top, where the shattered ruins of Hastings Castle

still stand, few and almost formless—the long superannuated warden of

the town that has grown so great and has now absolutely no defences

against the foreign foe.

When the Normans came, they found defences of some nature here, and

hastened from their landing-place at Pevensey to seize and to more

strongly fortify them, as scenes in that graphic record, the Bayeux

Tapestry, show. The wooden walls, palisades, and outworks thus hastily

constructed by the Conqueror’s men were speedily discarded for a

permanent building of stone, and the grim hold thus erected was given

into the custody of the Norman Counts d’Eu; who, jointly with the

Abbots of Fécamp, were responsible for keeping open the sea-passage

between England and Normandy. This duty was laid upon those secular

and ecclesiastical personages in consideration of the rights granted to

the Count d’Eu in the Castle and the Old Town, and the lordship over

the “New Burgh” bestowed upon the Abbot of Fécamp.

Time has worked odd changes with Hastings and very thoroughly obscured

the ancient names, so that what was then the “old town” has been so

long and so utterly swept away and built over that its very existence

at any former time is unknown to all save Dryasdust and his brethren.

The old original “old town” stood, in fact, where the new town of

Hastings stands to-day, and the Old Town of the present time is the

“New Burgh” referred to in Domesday Book as the property of the Abbot

of Fécamp. Dryasdust, who is a very estimable person and a learned,

will tell you all you want to know about it—and much more; but he is

always so fully informed, and diverges so abundantly and promiscuously

into notes, parentheses, sub-heads, and innumerable asides of that kind

that he presently lands you in topographical swamps and mazes, and,

feeding you overfull of knowledge, gives you a severe literary and

antiquarian indigestion.

In short, to make a plain story of it, where modern Hastings stands,

practically level with the water, there spread, at the time when the

Battle of Hastings was fought, a quiet inlet of the sea. This was the

haven, the natural harbour of refuge against winds and waves, that

originally caused the site of Hastings to be selected for a port. It

would never have been chosen and settled had it been without shelter,

as it is now; and Hastings of to-day is merely an artificial growth,

like Brighton, Eastbourne, and many another seaside town, sprung up to

serve a century or more of holiday-making by the sea. The town, as we

see it to-day, would have been impossible had the place depended merely

upon fishing and shipping; for on this stark-naked foreshore, swept by

gales and raging seas, there is no shelter for vessels.

It was, in fact, the early silting up of this haven that led to the

utter obliteration of the original old town dependent upon it. When

the tide no longer flowed up to its ancient quays and wharves, their

use, of course, vanished, and they eventually disappeared. In those

long-departed days the Castle cliffs and a long reef of rocks extended

a considerable distance out to sea, and formed the natural protection

for this inlet; but in the course of centuries the sea made such

inroads that the protection at last disappeared, and the shingle, in

its easterly march, instead of being kept out in the Channel and on its

course, found entrance, and steadily, and by no means slowly, cut off

the haven from the outer waters.

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