DEAREST KERMIT:

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Quentin performed a characteristic feat yesterday. He heard that

Schmidt, the animal man, wanted a small pig, and decided that he would

turn an honest penny by supplying the want. So out in the neighborhood

of his school he called on an elderly darkey who, he had seen, possessed

little pigs; bought one; popped it into a bag; astutely dodged the

school--having a well-founded distrust of how the boys would feel toward

his passage with the pig--and took the car for home. By that time the

pig had freed itself from the bag, and, as he explained, he journeyed in

with a "small squealish pig" under his arm; but as the conductor was a

friend of his he was not put off. He bought it for a dollar and sold it

to Schmidt for a dollar and a quarter, and feels as if he had found a

permanent line of business. Schmidt then festooned it in red ribbons and

sent it to parade the streets. I gather that Quentin led it around for

part of the parade, but he was somewhat vague on this point, evidently

being a little uncertain as to our approval of the move.

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