PAUL VANDERHOFFEN. _Egeria Answers._

I

Patricia sat in the great maple-grove that stands behind Matocton, and

pondered over a note from her husband, who was in Lichfield

superintending the appearance of the July number of the _Lichfield

Historical Association's Quarterly Magazine_. Mr. Charteris lay at

her feet, glancing rapidly over a lengthy letter, which was from his

wife, in Richmond.

The morning mail was just in, and Patricia had despatched Charteris for

her letters, on the plea that the woods were too beautiful to leave, and

that Matocton, in the unsettled state which marks the end of the week in

a house-party, was intolerable.

She, undoubtedly, was partial to the grove, having spent the last ten

mornings there. Mr. Charteris had overrated her modest literary

abilities so far as to ask her advice in certain details of his new

book, which was to appear in the autumn, and they had found a vernal

solitude, besides being extremely picturesque, to be conducive to the

forming of really matured opinions. Moreover, she was assured that none

of the members of the house-party would misunderstand her motives;

people were so much less censorious in the country; there was something

in the pastoral purity of Nature, seen face to face, which brought out

one's noblest instincts, and put an end to all horrid gossip and

scandal-mongering.

Didn't Mrs. Barry-Smith think so? And what was her real opinion of that

rumor about the Hardresses, and was the woman as bad as people said she

was? Thus had Patricia spoken in the privacy of her chamber, at that

hour when ladies do up their hair for the night, and discourse of

mysteries. It is at this time they are said to babble out their hearts

to one another; and so, beyond doubt, this must have been the real state

of the case.

As Patricia admitted, she had given up bridge and taken to literature

only during the past year. She might more honestly have said within the

last two weeks. In any event, she now conversed of authors with a fitful

persistence like that of an ill-regulated machine. Her comments were

delightfully frank and original, as she had an unusually good memory. Of

two books she was apt to prefer the one with the wider margin, and she

was becoming sufficiently familiar with a number of poets to quote them

inaccurately.

We have all seen John Charteris's portraits, and most of us have read

his books--or at least, the volume entitled _In Old Lichfield_, which

caused the _Lichfield Courier-Herald_ to apostrophize its author as a

"Child of Genius! whose ardent soul has sounded the mysteries of life,

whose inner vision sweeps over ever widening fields of thought, and

whose chiseled phrases continue patriotically to perpetuate the beauty

of Lichfield's past." But for present purposes it is sufficient to say

that this jewelsmith of words was slight and dark and hook-nosed, and

that his hair was thin, and that he was not ill-favored. It may be of

interest to his admirers--a growing cult--to add that his reason for

wearing a mustache in a period of clean-shaven faces was that, without

it, his mouth was not pleasant to look upon.

"Heigho!" Patricia said, at length, with a little laugh; "it is very

strange that both of our encumbrances should arrive on the same day!"

"It is unfortunate," Mr. Charteris admitted, lazily; "but the blessed

state of matrimony is liable to these mishaps. Let us be thankful that

my wife's whim to visit her aunt has given us, at least, two perfect,

golden weeks. Husbands are like bad pennies; and wives resemble the cat

whose adventures have been commemorated by one of our really popular

poets. They always come back."

Patricia communed with herself, and to Charteris seemed, as she sat in

the chequered sunlight, far more desirable than a married woman has any

right to be.

"I wish--" she began, slowly. "Oh, but, you know, it was positively

criminal negligence not to have included a dozen fairies among my

sponsors."

"I too have desiderated this sensible precaution," said Charteris, and

laughed his utter comprehension. "But, after all," he said, and snapped

his fingers gaily, "we still have twenty-four hours, Patricia! Let us

forget the crudities of life, and say foolish things to each other. For

I am pastorally inclined this morning, Patricia; I wish to lie at your

feet and pipe amorous ditties upon an oaten reed. Have you such an

article about you, Patricia?"

He drew a key-ring from his pocket, and pondered over it.

"Or would you prefer that I whistle into the opening of this door-key,

to the effect that we must gather our rose-buds while we may, for Time

is still a-flying, fa-la, and that a drear old age, not to mention our

spouses, will soon descend upon us, fa-la-di-leero? A door-key is not

Arcadian, Patricia, but it makes a very creditable noise."

"Don't be foolish, _mon ami_!" she protested, with an indulgent smile.

"I am unhappy."

"Unhappy that I have chanced to fall in love with you, Patricia? It is

an accident which might befall any really intelligent person."

She shrugged her shoulders, ruefully.

"I have done wrong to let you talk to me as you have done of late.

I--oh, Jack, I am afraid!"

Mr. Charteris meditated. Somewhere in a neighboring thicket a bird

trilled out his song--a contented, half-hushed song that called his mate

to witness how infinitely blest above all other birds was he. Mr.

Charteris heard him to the end, and languidly made as to applaud; then

Mr. Charteris raised his eyebrows.

"Of your husband, Patricia?" he queried.

"I--Rudolph doesn't bother about me nowadays sufficiently to--notice

anything."

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