III

Meanwhile the two originators of so much Lichfieldian diversion were not

unhappy.

But indeed it were irreverent even to try to express the happiness of

their earlier married life ...

They were an ill-matched couple in so many ways that no long-headed

person could conceivably have anticipated--in the outcome--more than

decorous tolerance of each other. For apart from the disparity in age

and tastes and rearing, there was always the fact to be weighed that in

marrying the only child of a wealthy man Rudolph Musgrave was making

what Lichfield called "an eminently sensible match"--than which, as

Lichfield knew, there is no more infallible recipe for discord.

In this case the axiom seemed, after the manner of all general rules, to

bulwark itself with an exception. Colonel Musgrave continued to emanate

an air of contentment which fell perilously short of fatuity; and that

Patricia was honestly fond of him was evident to the most impecunious of

Lichfield's bachelors.

True, curtains had been lifted, a little by a little. Patricia could

hardly have told you at what exact moment it was that she discovered

Miss Agatha--who continued of course to live with them--was a

dipsomaniac. Very certainly Rudolph Musgrave was not Patricia's

informant; it is doubtful if the colonel ever conceded his sister's

infirmity in his most private meditations; so that Patricia found the

cause of Miss Agatha's "attacks" to be an open secret of which everyone

in the house seemed aware and of which by tacit agreement nobody ever

spoke. It bewildered Patricia, at first, to find that as concerned

Lichfield at large any over-indulgence in alcohol by a member of the

Musgrave family was satisfactorily accounted for by the matter-of-course

statement that the Musgraves usually "drank,"--just as the Allardyces

notoriously perpetuated the taint of insanity, and the Townsends were

proverbially unable "to let women alone," and the Vartreys were

deplorably prone to dabble in literature. These things had been for a

long while just as they were to-day; and therefore (Lichfield estimated)

they must be reasonable.

Then, too, Patricia would have preferred to have been rid of the old

mulatto woman Virginia, because it was through Virginia that Miss Agatha

furtively procured intoxicants. But Rudolph Musgrave would not consider

Virginia's leaving. "Virginia's faithfulness has been proven by too many

years of faithful service" was the formula with which he dismissed the

suggestion ... Afterward Patricia learned from Miss Agatha of the wrong

that had been done Virginia by Olaf's uncle, Senator Edward Musgrave,

the noted ante-bellum orator, and understood that Olaf--without, of

course, conceding it to himself, because that was Olaf's way--was trying

to make reparation. Patricia respected the sentiment, and continued to

fret under its manifestation.

Miss Agatha also told Patricia of how the son of Virginia and Senator

Musgrave had come to a disastrous end--"lynched in Texas, I believe,

only it may not have been Texas. And indeed when I come to think of it,

I don't believe it was, because I know we first heard of it on a Monday,

and Virginia couldn't do the washing that week and I had to send it out.

And for the usual crime, of course. It simply shows you how much better

off the darkies were before the War," Miss Agatha said.

Patricia refrained from comment, not being willing to consider the

deduction strained. For love is a contagious infection; and loving

Rudolph Musgrave so much, Patricia must perforce love any person whom he

loved as conscientiously as she would have strangled any person with

whom he had flirted.

And yet, to Patricia, it was beginning to seem that Patricia Musgrave

was not living, altogether, in that Lichfield which John Charteris has

made immortal--"that nursery of Free Principles" (according to the

_Lichfield Courier-Herald_) "wherein so many statesmen,

lieutenants-general and orators were trained to further the faith of

their fathers, to thrill the listening senates, draft constitutions, and

bruise the paws of the British lion."

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